fox charm

After the fox was full, he lazily jumped onto the head of my bed and said: "I have been looking for her every life, because she is surrounded by a layer of auspicious luster, so it is not difficult for me to find her. She once Reincarnated into a princess married far away, once reborn as a merchant's daughter, once a priestess in an era, and once a favorite concubine of a dynasty before cholera."

"Are you talking about the disastrous Concubine Liu, who caused the chaos of subjugation?" I asked, grinding my teeth.

"That's right, but she's not a disaster, those men have gone mad because of her beauty, and it's no fault of her." The fox hurriedly explained.

Thinking about it, if that woman was really reincarnated, she must be a coveted character, so I became interested.

"Did you find her?" I asked.

"Soon, I can feel her breath more and more." The fox said and fell asleep on my bed, with a snow-white tail gently patted on the back, as if repelling mosquitoes one type.

Knowing that this evildoer did not mean anything to me, I also felt relieved, ran to the bed and lay down together, slept soundly, and when I woke up, it was already daylight.

Opening my eyes and thinking about everything I experienced in the underworld, I suddenly burst out laughing. If it didn't happen for real, I would definitely regard it all as a dream.

The bull-headed horse said a word when he was leaving, which made me engraved in my heart.They said: "You are stubborn by nature and have done countless evils. You will definitely be tortured when you go to hell in the future. If you change your face from now on and do more good deeds, you may be able to redeem your merits and avoid torture. You must know that if you do good deeds in the tenth life, you will become a Buddha." , if one life is evil, then one is an animal.”

I smiled and sat up. The fox was no longer there, and it must have returned to my body. This corpse was inhabited by three souls, and I don’t know if it’s luck or misfortune.

After I came to the yard, I put on a horse stance, and then gestured with luck, thinking that I could adapt to this body as soon as possible and exercise a good physique as soon as possible.

Seeing that I was a bit annoyed by my fists and kicks in the yard, Xue Li stepped forward and reprimanded me: "You will take the imperial examination next year, and if you don't study hard, what are you doing out there!"

"Didn't you see? Your son, I died once. If you don't get your health back up, everything will be in vain. If you still have the imperial examination, maybe a mouthful of old blood will be sprayed on the supervisor's face. "I said angrily, then pushed the old guy who was in the way aside, and continued to wave my not strong fist.

Xue Li was so angry that she coughed again, stabilized her mind and said: "You have been seriously ill and finally woke up, could it be that you are possessed by that little ruffian opposite, why do you have such a sultry expression! "

I stopped my movements, laughed a few times, and said: "If you say more, I am indeed possessed by your son. I also explained it yesterday."

He snorted coldly and said: "It's unfortunate for the family, how could you

Give birth to you rebellious son! "

After all, I couldn't figure out what extraordinary things this Xue Moran did to make this Xue Lishen so angry.However, with the distance of a street, I have never heard of how "excellent" he is, that is to say, he doesn't have a bad reputation, so it doesn't matter, even if he tore a hundred girls' clothes in one night before his death That will not affect my dignity in the future. In the eyes of outsiders, my young master is naturally romantic and loves to bully men and women. Compared with my reputation, this snowy ink dye is simply a layer that occasionally rises in the lake Ripples, before anyone can see the scene, it is silent again.

In other words, this person is transparent!

Because a professional doctor helped to speak, Xue Lishen no longer interfered with my freedom of martial arts, and let me use the excuse of strengthening my body to fight and destroy the equipment in the mansion.

More than half a month later, I patted my slightly improved chest and said: "How, I look much stronger than before, right?"

A lazy answer came from within, "Yeah."

I dug out a long purple gown from the closet and put it on a black coat. I carefully tidied up the purple collar with piping, then I flung open the folding fan and walked out of the gate of Xuefu in style, heading straight for the brothel street.

That's right, after restraining myself for so long, I'm going to find happiness tonight!

With a few ingots of big ingots and a few banknotes in our pockets, we must have enough energy tonight.

Looking at the lanterns hanging high on both sides and all kinds of beauties throwing handkerchiefs, I walked all the way, and finally stopped in front of the "Nongyue Tower", wondering if my obedient Dieer missed me.

Just as he was about to walk in, the fox in his body became a little restless, and ordered in a cold voice: "Turn left, the second house, I feel the breath of my benefactor."

My steps stopped awkwardly on the edge of the threshold, and then quickly stopped before the old bustards came up with a lewd smile, then turned around and walked to the door of the brothel designated by the fox, and looked up at the four large characters on the signboard "Floating Life Like a Dream" asked: "Are you sure it's here? They are all masculine here. Although some dead old men like this, but my uncle is not interested in that young man with handles."

The fox pondered for a while, and said, "That's right, it's here, what kind of place is this place?"

"As you can see, a whorehouse," I replied.

"Why is the benefactor in such a place?" The fox seemed to have heard of such a place, and asked strangely.

"Maybe your dear fairy sister has become a bustard and started selling men's bodies." I suddenly felt funny, with a bit of a bad taste.

The fox was a little displeased, and said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go in and have a look first."

I was a little hesitant, thinking that Xue Moran seldom showed up in the past, so he was considered a new face, but at least Xue Lishen is a person with a head and a face.

Those who are old, must not be yelled to death by that old man when they return to the mansion.

"Go in," he urged.

"It's better for you to come by yourself, as long as you tiptoe and walk close to the corner, I believe you won't be noticed." I said.

"Believe it or not, I dug out your heart to eat." He threatened.

"Is the fox okay?" I confirmed.

"Do you want me to demonstrate it to you?" He said with a half-smile.

"That's all." After I finished speaking, I bravely stepped into the door, and then I saw a woman with heavy makeup approaching me, brushed my face with a handkerchief and said: "This young man is very handsome, looking handsome, The one with extraordinary appearance, who is the young master of which family?"

I pretended to be coughing, and whispered to the fox: "I express my deep sympathy for you, see, there is only such a woman here, not to mention she is not beautiful, just looking at it like this hurts my eyes. "

"Upstairs!" said the fox.

"Eh?" I muttered, then looked at the bustard, and asked, "Do you have girls here?"

Her complexion changed, she gave me a strange look, and said: "Master, didn't you understand the situation and you stumbled into my floating life like a dream, what kind of girl, I am all beautiful men here, if you don't try Well, why don't you try something fresh tonight."

I felt a twinge of chills. I had heard about this "Life is like a dream" a long time ago. It is not the largest in the capital, but it is the most profitable. Women are even worse than that, and if you choose anyone to sleep with, you will waste more than a month's money in an ordinary brothel.

Now, just looking at the young men coming and going by my side, their smooth shoulders, slender waist, delicate and beautiful appearance, and crisp voice...

I shivered once again, I am a pure old man with a strong blood, how can I let a woman not eat and only find a man for fun, it is simply vulgar.

The fox in the body suddenly fell silent, and asked after a long time: "The benefactor must have been reincarnated as a man, right?"

That's right, this is the most vulgar thing. After waiting for 500 years, the fox can finally meet his beautiful sister in human form and hope to develop a relationship with a ladyboy. She turned into a man!There is nothing more disgusting than this.

For the first time, I felt sympathy for a beast. Before I could say anything to comfort him, the fox said: "It doesn't matter if it's a man, let me see what he looks like in this life."

At this moment, I had no choice but to applaud the fox's powerful heart, and then asked in a deep voice, "Which room?"

The fox seemed puzzled for a moment, and said, "The fourth room on the left side of the stairs."

I smiled, pointed to the door and asked, "I don't know who lives in that room?"

The fat bustard smiled and said, "Young Master, you don't seem to be a stranger.

Qingli was called by name as soon as he entered the door, but please forgive me for offending me, Qingli will not accept guests today. "

"Why?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"It's just a rule. If our top card of 'Floating Life is like a Dream' shows up every day, there is nothing new. In our business, if we don't learn how to make people want to eat, there is no money to be made."

"It makes sense, it's like the girl Mengxi in the Moon Tower, who only shows up once a month, but every time she makes a lot of money." I replied.

The old bustard smiled and said: "It seems that the young master is a sensible person. He wants to see our young master Qingli. Please come again on the fifteenth day of the lunar new year. Why don't you find someone else to accompany you tonight?"

I was about to make a sound when I heard a groan from upstairs, followed by a quick groan. I couldn't accept that a man could yell like this, and I felt a chill down my spine.

"Sure enough, I'd better go back to Nongyue Tower to find my Die'er." I said something and wanted to leave, but suddenly I heard a cool and pleasant voice from behind, as if it was separated by heaven and earth, it sounded so far away, making people feel Feeling a little detached.

He said: "My lord, stop."

I quickly stopped in my tracks, then turned around to look, and saw a man walking upstairs. His face was like a lotus in June, pure and elegant, without a trace of lead, and half of his phoenix eyes, which were shimmering but distant, were full of tears. Sentimental and half ruthless, he walked down with elegant steps in such a noble and proud manner, and then stood a few steps away from me, dressed in white, clean from dust, with untwisted black hair, all on his shawl.

A few steps away, I felt for the first time that I would be as far away from a person.

He is a hibiscus that can only be seen from a distance and cannot be played with, but the romantic young master in my troubled world seems to have taken a step towards him, which is a kind of blasphemy that touches the light.

Lao Tzu, to be so embarrassed by a man!