The world is cool

"Feng Yiyi, what are you waiting for? It's been more than half an hour, and he definitely won't come." Rong Kai used a straw to spit bubbles in the ice water boredly. desktop.

I was a little annoyed, and as Rong Kai continued to babble, this annoyance turned into annoyance: "I don't need you to come over, I have to follow, won't you be suffocated if you don't talk for a minute?"

Rong Kai let go of the straw and sighed at me: "Feng Yiyi, you can't escape reality..."

The reality is that we came here on the agreed time, and the man we swore to give an account to, didn't show up.

I'm very glad that I followed the little lunatic and ordered the Manhan Banquet as soon as my head got hot, otherwise the two of us would have to go to the back kitchen to wash the dishes in the next half month.

"You're just too soft-hearted, you'll be confused by just a few words..." The little lunatic was still scolding, but just when I thought he was going to chatter again, the conversation stopped abruptly, and then the scolding turned into a subtly rising astonishment Yi, "Yo!"

Following the gaze of the little lunatic, I saw a man who had just stepped into the store door.I suspect he ran a marathon, because his shoulders kept shaking and he looked out of breath.

"This way." I raised my hand high, thoughtfully reducing his blind search time.

Seeing the man walking quickly, Rong Kai put his foot on me under the table: "The file bag in his arms is not dangerous, right?"

"For example," I was amused by the little lunatic's persecution paranoia, "postal bomb?"

"Or anthrax, who knows," the little lunatic yawned lazily, "it won't be a real estate certificate anyway."

While talking, the man came to me, because the little lunatic and I were sitting face to face, so the man stood there hesitating for a long time, not knowing which side to sit on.

"Here," the little lunatic moved in, then patted his own long sofa chair, motioning to sit down, "you still plan to sit there and twist your body and talk to him."

As if the man had been pardoned, he hurriedly sat next to the little lunatic, then raised his head and faced me.

The afternoon sun was just right, shining in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, making everything clear and bright.

For the first time, I really looked at this man whom I called my uncle for more than 20 years, and I suddenly found that, except for his old age, he has not changed in any way from many years ago.I still don't dare to look directly into other people's eyes for a long time, and always hunched my back and shrunk my shoulders, like countless incompetent and henpecked men.

I wanted to call him by his name, because it would make him look more unfamiliar than my uncle, and it would be easier for us to start our next topic.But I belatedly discovered that I didn't even know his name.I vaguely remember his surname is Wang, and then?Gone.In my memory, this person does not need a name. He will always stand quietly beside my aunt, and will always smile gently and raise his hand to touch my head after I call him uncle.

"Let's stop going around in circles." I decided to give up any address and get straight to the point, "You said you would give me an explanation today, come on, I'll listen."

The man swallowed, as if he was struggling to organize his words, I tapped the table with my knuckles, once, again, rhythmically oppressing.

Finally, the man pushed the document bag in front of me, and said without thinking: "Yes, I'm sorry, it took a long time because the bankers lined up..."

I tilted my head, opened my mouth halfway, and stood there like an idiot, completely unable to understand the profound mystery in the simple words of the other party.On the contrary, the little lunatic snatched the file bag one step faster than me, and poured out the contents in two or three strokes.

When a thick wad of renminbi fell out, my half-open mouth became fully open, and when another object revealed its full view, my jaw was about to hit the table.

It was the little lunatic who exclaimed first: "Fuck, it really is a real estate certificate!"

I'm a little dizzy and I need time to sort out the situation.

"What am I talking about? It's your dad's name!" The little lunatic doesn't need it, he only pays attention to the real thing, "I just took the money? Don't count it, it's [-] yuan."

I ignored Rong Kai who was in a state of excitement, and I asked the person opposite directly: "What do you mean?"

The man lowered his head, as if he was not talking to me but the table: "All the way, we really couldn't think of any other way to use your house, and we didn't expect you to come out early, but your father just stayed here I'll give you a house, and if we want to occupy it, we'd be really inhumane, so if uncle returns the real estate certificate to you today, it's considered...to make you feel at ease."

I narrowed my eyes and asked, "What about the money?"

"This..." The man suddenly raised his head and looked at me with pleading eyes, "Can you let us live for another year, and we will move right away when the house comes down next year!"

I was stunned, I hadn't figured out that such a situation would happen, and I couldn't cope with it for a while.

But the little lunatic heard it clearly, and directly refused: "Let's put it down, just Feng Yiyi's place, there is no one thousand fifty-six, can you get it, you can rent it if you really want, 2 yuan, I can give you a little I didn't cheat you."

"I know that 1 yuan is short," the man's hoarse voice was full of exhaustion and embarrassment, "how about..."

Otherwise, he has no other tricks at all, so he must not go down.

I couldn't bear to be silent anymore, because I always felt that his shoulders would collapse under such huge pressure at any time: "Does Auntie know about today's matter?"

I vaguely have the answer in my heart, because the old lady is definitely not in such a style.

Sure enough, the man shook his head.

"Where did the money come from?" No one knows the situation of his family better than me. All the liquid and non-liquid funds are in the hands of the old woman. Even if the man digs the ground three feet, he can't dig out two taels of silver, unless... …

"I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it," the man laughed bitterly at himself, "It's all saved up by picking and stealing a little bit over the years, and I don't know what to do with it, just...you know, men always want to keep some for themselves." ... Originally your brother didn't have enough money when he got married, so I wanted to take it out, but then your aunt sold the house, so I thought I wouldn't need it..."

"Fuck, no tricks," the little lunatic yelled angrily, "If your family really wants to pay back the house, you still have to wait until now. You should have done it last night. Your wife has no intention of paying back the house at all. You treat us as us." He is blind!"

The man was so ashamed, his face was flushed, but he still tried his best to explain to me: "Your aunt... is greedy for small things, but she dare not really touch something as big as a house. Yesterday... yesterday was my daughter-in-law, she lost her mind for a while, so..."

"Then she should have an idea today," I wanted to laugh, preferably with a superficial smile, but I couldn't make it out, my face seemed to be numb, and I couldn't control it, I could only act Seriously, "If you know that you gave me the real estate certificate behind her back, I will definitely make a big mess with you."

The man was silent for a long while before he forced a smile: "We will never get divorced. After all these years together, I still have some confidence in this."

The little lunatic kicked me under the table, obviously with short legs, but he was so powerful, it made me grin my teeth in pain, helpless, I had no choice but to clamp his hooves tightly with the life-threatening scissors, and finally pointed at the man He showed a cold and emotionless smile: "Remember, this house will always be my property, and I can go back and get it whenever I want."

The man was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he bent down and said thank you.

"Forget it!" I pushed him up hard.Let the elders bow and shorten their lives.

"Feng Yiyi, you are a brat!!!"

Rong Kai and I were the only ones left in the restaurant, and he would yell if he wanted to, a piece of meat would not be missing anyway.

"Yesterday was a one-night delay, but today is a good day. Just delay for a year. Who knows what can happen in these 360 ​​five days!"

"You're a pig!"

"Pigs are smarter than you!"

"Ahhhhhh I can't take it anymore—"

Finally, I couldn't stand the magic voice piercing my ears, I pulled him over, and hugged him twice: "Well, you can't die if you suffer a little bit, don't you still have 1 yuan, this time you can order the Man Han Banquet !"

"I don't want a full table, I want a house, a house, a house—"

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I called the waiter and ordered a table of good dishes.

Twenty minutes later, when the dishes were ready, Rong Kai forgot about the house and began to feast.

I can't tell what I feel in my heart, my anger seems to be gone yesterday, only a touch of helplessness remains.

The little lunatic said that I can only speak harshly, but in fact it is soft-hearted chocolate, which looks dark, and the filling can be seen as soon as you bite.

I think he might be right. I’m a little afraid of my relatives turning against each other, especially if I’m afraid of becoming a dog-eat-dog situation. It will make me frightened from the bottom of my heart. I don’t know how to deal with it. Maybe I will kill myself when my head gets hot and I can’t think about it. .So the current situation is much better than I imagined, isn't it just a year, we have hands, feet and money, so we won't be dead on the street.

"Huh, what a pleasure..." Satisfied with food and drink, the little lunatic slumped on the sofa chair and sighed contentedly.

I reached out and touched his belly, it was really bulging.

It's rare for the little lunatic not to turn his face, and he let me touch him very honestly, half-closed his eyes like a happy kitten.

"We have to find a house quickly." I said, "It's not a problem to stay in a hotel all the time."

"I still have to find a job," the little lunatic pouted, "You should be banned from spending 1 yuan."

I have been out of society for too long, and I really don't know much about the world, so I am not ashamed to ask: "You came out half a month earlier than me, how is it, how is the world now?"

The little lunatic opened his mouth and said, "Prices are soaring, inflation, technological development, and national strength."

I sighed and continued to delve deeper: "What is specifically related to us?"

The little lunatic frowned and thought for a long time, but he still had no way to talk about it, so he simply said, "That's too much, I can't explain it clearly for a while, anyway, you will get used to it slowly."

I blacked out, raised my arm, and uttered the most soul-stirring words in the past two days: "Waiter, pay the bill!"