The world is cool

After appreciating the excellent acting skills of the little madman, I couldn't let go of it for a long time. I stood on the empty and shiny floor tiles and thought about my life for a long time.I thought back then that I also relied on handicrafts for food, and sometimes I could get a house in one afternoon. Of course, houses were cheap at that time.But now, I'm working so hard that one afternoon may not be enough to pay the property fee for a month.

But, now I am down-to-earth.

My brother has also done technical work, so I feel more relieved when I think about it.The little lunatic had already left with his "girlfriend" in his arms. I quickly walked over and finally caught up with him at the entrance of the exhibition hall.The two children are hiding under the shade of the tree to share the spoils, and at the same time sum up the experience and put forward the shortcomings, share the experience and look forward to the future.

"Just now your expression was still unnatural. If I hadn't diverted the attention of the shopping guide, maybe she would have become suspicious."

"Yeah, Brother Rong, you are the most professional, but the money is still fifty-five, don't expect corruption."

"Damn, even if you pay the tuition fee, it's not more than this amount. I'm just half selling and half giving away."

"Grandma, I always only steal teachers, not learn art."

"..."

I couldn't listen anymore, so I shouted at the top of my voice, "Rong Kai!"

When the little lunatic saw it was me, he stuffed half of the money into the girl's hand without saying a word, and then came over with a happy expression on his face: "Why are you here? No business?"

I slapped his head, discussing with him: "Leave work early?"

The little lunatic grinned happily: "Let's go!"

When I was leaving, I glanced at the girl behind me, and asked Rong Kai in a low voice, "Don't you need to say hello to her and say goodbye?"

The little lunatic didn't take it seriously: "Pull it down, I don't even know her name."

On the way back, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that the little lunatic was doing this business wrong, especially when I saw the dead child sitting on the tricycle and humming a little tune to me with his legs crossed. .

"It's a bit of a loss for you to do that job." This is the truth. If the shopping guide knows the truth, I will be pissed off.

"This is called loss? Then you haven't seen anything worse." The little lunatic held up a stack of newspapers that someone threw in my car and placed it above his head to block the sun, "There are so many competition routines these days, this is the last Elementary."

I really don't want to know what the advanced ones look like.

"We have also been reformed. Now that we have come out, let's go on the right path. Don't make these crooked things."

The little lunatic became impatient, so he kept waving his hands without turning his head away from looking at me: "Okay, okay, I knew you had to say, if we all follow your right path, we will die in the wilderness in less than half a year."

I understand how Lao Tzu wants to smoke his son. It's really not enough to calm my father's anger if I can't beat him!

I don’t know if God understands my feelings. Suddenly there is a hole in the good non-motorized lane. I didn’t pay attention and rode over it. The end result was three rounds of violent bumps. The little lunatic was bounced by nearly ten centimeters and fell back to the board , Howled out with a groan: "Feng Yiyi, what the hell are you doing, it hurts me to death!"

I was a little sympathetic at first, but now my face darkened, and I ordered directly: "Call me brother."

The little lunatic stared at me for two seconds, then turned his head: "Tch."

I fucking want to strangle this poor kid!

Passing by a supermarket, I stopped the car and wanted to go in to buy some food, but as soon as I entered, the little lunatic pulled a shopping cart, and then desperately stuffed junk food into it, not to mention potato chips and shrimp crackers, and Jelly drinks, bread, and even cheese, even if they are imported, they cost dozens of dollars per box!How could I bear it, he put it in, and I took it out, and in the end we almost had a fight in front of the refrigerator.

"Feng Yiyi, you are too lenient. I need your permission to eat anything I want?!" The little lunatic was both aggrieved and angry, with a murderous look on his round face.

I couldn't get angry with him, I just felt powerless: "It's not that I'm being too strict, it's that you need to know where our current living standards are, and spend as much as possible on what shouldn't be spent..."

"Please," the little lunatic interrupted me unbearably, "It's not that I can't afford it."

My black line: "Yes, after buying your day's work today, it will be considered as nothing."

"Fuck, I just want to eat cheese, why do you have so many things to do!" The little lunatic became irritable, took another bag of cheese and threw it into the car, then raised his head and looked straight at me provocatively, saying every word Said, "Feng Yiyi, I don't care if you save your money and want to leave it to Huahua and the others, but I spend it for myself when I make money, and you don't care about me!"

My eyes widened, I couldn't believe what I heard.If you are so fucking heartless, you are ashamed to say it, and if it hurts your feelings, you dare to throw it out. I feel every muscle in my body shaking, and I am so fucking angry!When I got angry, I also started talking nonsense: "Yeah, I don't care about you, you earn more than me, so why are you still waiting for me at the gate of the prison, you can live a good life by yourself , take me and drag you down..."

The little lunatic was stunned, it seemed that it took him a long time to understand what I said, and then the expressions on his face began to change like a lantern, angry, sad, unbelievable...but in the end he couldn't make a decision.Suddenly he raised his foot and kicked the shopping cart, turned around and ran!

I was so excited that I chased after him if I wanted to.Fortunately, the little lunatic had short legs, so I caught him as soon as he came out of the supermarket, but as soon as I pulled him over, I saw a big blurred round face with snot and tears intertwined.

Don't kill yourself!

I hugged him quickly, and rubbed his head against my clothes.At first the little boy was still struggling, but then he seemed to have discovered the magic of pure cotton toilet paper, and he started to squirm on my chest without me making it.

Now I don't know how disgusting I am anymore, I just think it's funny: "As for it, it's just for a piece of cheese, let's see how good we are."

A heavy nasal voice came from the chest: "It's not about the cheese..."

I smiled wryly, yes, it’s not about the cheese.It was because we were both annoyed and irritable by this tight life, full of grievances and nowhere to vent, full of grievances and nowhere to vent, so any spark can create a mushroom cloud.

"Little lunatic," the weather is very good today, blue and blue, with white clouds like cotton candy, "do you remember why we built the prison?"

The head on the chest did not move, quietly, like a child who suddenly became obedient.

"Because we took too many shortcuts in the past," I said, "so now we have to start from the beginning and make up for the missing paths."

Finally, the little lunatic raised his head, with a pitiful face: "Zhenglu is not so hard..."

I touched his head tenderly: "We left late, so we have to pay a late fee."

After a toss, the little lunatic and I both felt comfortable. Regarding the cheese, we finally chose a small package with a low price, which is a compromise solution.On the way back, I thought about it and thought that since there is a little lunatic in the money, his will is always important. If he is unwilling, the money cannot be really kept. Sooner or later, he will fail on a whim. go out.So I tried my best to explain the facts to him, and I said that if I become rich and powerful in the future, I will definitely give you delicious and spicy food, so now, it is for me. Don't use the place you don't use, and you can help your brother more or less in the future. Don't you think that eating well and wearing well is more important than your brother's future food and clothing?The little lunatic listened to it, but still muttered reflexively, the money was not saved.I nodded, and then added an explanation, but it was definitely not spent.

When we got home downstairs, our emotions had gone from low to slightly happy, and we were discussing whether the little fish in the plastic bag should be steamed or braised, but as soon as we entered the corridor, we found that something was wrong.Well, this is still a corridor, the whole of Venice, plus the unevenness in the corridor, there is a bunch of onions on the left and a bunch of garlic on the right, it is really a mess.

The little lunatic and I picked a place to get down, climbed up with three jumps, and joked that this is whose child is playing Nezha Naohai, but we walked to the room we rented... No, to be precise I didn't go there, but when I was half a flight of stairs away from the door, I saw a middle-aged woman standing at the door with her waist pinched, like the reincarnation of King Tota.

My heart sank, and I felt something was wrong.

This woman is the daughter of the landlord. Since the renting of the house, all follow-up payment and contact are with this elder sister, and this elder sister is extremely lazy, so she won't go to the Three Treasures Hall easily.

Sure enough, as soon as she saw the two of us taking the lead, the woman began to yell in her high-octave voice: "What's the matter with you two! There is no water pipe at home, and I don't care about it! I don't have a mobile phone. If it wasn't for the neighbors to contact me, you It can flood the whole building! Fortunately, there was a flood, and if the gas leaked, the whole building would not be blown up!"

I frowned. If I had to say something else, it was possible. I closed the water pipe myself this morning. I screwed it hard just because the faucet was leaking because it was not tight. I remember clearly that there was no reason for the leak!

That's what I said, but I can't say it yet, the little lunatic probably has an idea, so he followed me around the woman without saying a word, and went straight to the bathroom.

The house should have been cleaned up. Although there are still water stains on the ground, it has not turned into a vast ocean.

"I've asked the downstairs to turn off the main valve, and now the whole building has no water, just because of you two!" The woman also walked in, mouthing nonstop.

I was originally one head and two big, and with the magic sound of this old woman piercing through my ears, I felt like my head was going to explode. I didn't even have the time to study the scene of the crime, but the little lunatic was squatting in the bathroom sewer pipe and tinkering. Pound, check carefully.

"What are you looking at, it's all like this," the woman frowned and muttered, "Not to mention the loss of my house, the downstairs is still clamoring to lose money, anyway, it's up to you two..."

I wanted to cry without tears, and was about to wail in my heart over the bad news, when I saw the little lunatic get up slowly and then walk in front of the woman calmly, with his upper lip touching his lower lip, he said softly, "I'm sorry for your sister."

My embarrassment, which language is this? Although I seem to be able to understand its subtle connotations.

The woman also didn't understand, but she could see what the little lunatic meant, and she was about to get mad right away, but the little lunatic said a step faster than her: "Come here and take a closer look at this pipe, how old it is, and the wind blows. Can you get through a hole and pay us back? You are too embarrassed."

"I……"

"What about me, come here, come and see for yourself where the water is leaking. The two of us can't go to the toilet three times a day at home, so the fuck is it leaking?"

"you……"

"What are you, we screwed up the faucet, so we don't have any responsibility. Let alone the water pipe, we didn't even take a look at it. It's all left over from your fucking history."

"I……"

"It's me again, do you still have something fresh? Look at how the room is flooded. We can rewash the clothes when they are wet, but we still have a laptop in the suitcase. Damn, it's flooded Can it still be used? How are you going to pay for it?"

"Why, why am I paying?"

"Then I'll go to the water company? They have to recognize it."

……

I silently turned my head to look at the so-called "suitcase" under the bed, which were actually two woven bags.And there are notebooks, the ones with [-] pages in each volume that the prison sent out and didn't use up.