The world is cool

"Turn left ahead... hey, you should turn..."

"Ride faster in this section, there are too many cars, and you will be scratched after grinding..."

"Damn, you want to kill me, see if the ditch won't go around?"

"..."

I really didn't want to argue with this person, because it's against my aesthetics to tear it up in the street, and I don't have the strength, so try riding a tricycle to transport a large solid wood wardrobe for takeaway The owner's, according to my visual inspection, the bald man must be 1.8 meters tall, and his weight is less than [-] but definitely more than [-]. Sitting on one side of the scooter, he has to move the big wardrobe in the corresponding direction to keep the balance of the car body. I don't know how the three wheels of mine persisted. They didn't blow out or deform, they just groaned all the way.Alas, talents come out of adversity.

"I said that at your speed, it won't get dark..."

Well, I decided to count it out.

The weather is gradually getting warmer, and the vegetation on both sides of the street has become luxuriant at some point, and the shade of the trees has spread greatly, blocking the sun and revealing a bit of coolness.I tried my best to pull the car to the side of the road. Fortunately, it was a bicycle lane and there was no danger.

The other party looked at me inexplicably: "Why?"

I straightened up, lifted my T-shirt to wipe off my sweat, and then smiled: "Brother, I'm quitting your job." Well, I haven't seen such top-quality furniture after delivering it for two months. Nima even took a taxi I can't bear to fight for three rounds!Is there any humanity left!

The bald head froze for a moment, then the facial muscles began to move irregularly, and finally froze in a helpless embarrassment: "If you don't bring this kind of one, you'll let me carry a big wardrobe with half of it, where can I find someone!"

Then I don't care, I won't be kind today: "Anyway, I didn't confiscate the money. The period just now was considered a gift from friendship. Come on, let's see if you come down by yourself or I will carry you down."

As I said that, I really wanted to reach out, but I was frightened by the other party. A man who was almost 40 years old rushed out two miles away. With that skill, he would be blind if he didn't participate in the triple jump in the National Games.

"You're fucking sick!" the athlete shouted from a distance with lingering fear.

I don't care about that, since the person has landed, I can save a process, and I can directly invite the big wardrobe down.

Not to mention, it's really made of solid wood, it's fucking heavy.

Seeing that my Lu Zhishen was really going to pull out the weeping willows, that buddy couldn't hold it anymore, he rushed over to stabilize the wardrobe, and yelled at me: "Fuck you, you are the one who does business like this!" What!"

The tricycle was crushed and creaked during the wrestling between the two of us, and the pent-up gas finally broke out amidst the accompaniment: "That's not as calculating as you are, damn it, I'll take a VIP for 50 yuan long-distance Xi! Come here and try it, my legs are about to break!"

"Isn't your car electric!"

"The problem is that it's overloaded now, and it won't work without support!" And what I didn't say is that your eyes are for venting, didn't you see me kicking around all the way? !

The bald head frowned and kept silent. He looked at me, then at the car, and then at his big wardrobe. After a long time, he calmed down with displeasure: "That can't just be left halfway, so Where can I find someone to transport this thing?"

He is telling the truth, furniture is something that taxis can’t pull at all, and people don’t like to use trucks, and he probably doesn’t want to spend hundreds of dollars to find a moving company, but the only cheap and easy-to-use board The cars are only concentrated at the door of the home furnishing market, and no one is idly wandering on the main road.

"Why don't you take a break first before we go?"

Tsk, relaxation has been changed to discussion, taste carefully, and be a little cautious and polite.

What are you doing early, cut.

"I've got cramps, and I won't be able to recover for a long time." I opened my eyes and said nonsense.

The bald head is also serious, and he actually believed it, scratching his ears and cheeks around the scooter or his big wardrobe for countless times, and finally gritted his teeth, with a generous expression: "Okay, I'll pedal! You just take the cart Rent it to me, the money...I'll give you thirty!"

Very good, cut off two-fifths... why don't you die! ! !

I suddenly felt sad and angry, wishing I could push the closet and everyone into the uncovered sewer!It's good if I earn a damn one hundred a day, and you still have to rebate!Is your surname Zhou!Are you Zhou Papi reincarnated!

The roar in my heart did not affect my calm expression and indifferent tone: "Fifty, no rent for a cent less."

What is a rare commodity to live in, this car is now!

The bald head stared wide-eyed, with an expression of disbelief: "You are too dark!"

I thought he was exaggerating, but I looked at each other for two seconds, confirming that it was true, so I didn't even feel like going down the road—my brother is poor, but he blushed and had a thick neck for 20 yuan on the non-motorized lane. Makes me despair of life.

Bah bah spit on the palm of my hand twice, I hugged the closet without saying a word...

"Fifty is fifty! Deal!"

Collapse, I am not for this!

The bald-headed man thought I was about to cry, but he was crying with joy, so he ran over and sat down on my seat.Seeing that he was about to charge suddenly, I quickly turned over and got into the car, and sat in his original position.

The bald head was stunned: "Why did you come up?"

I took it for granted: "Of course I have to follow you when you get there."

The bald head looked confused: "Then can the mother still ride..."

I stretched my legs and squeezed the drum again and again: "Oh, I have been riding for a long time with my thin arms and legs." After speaking, I looked up at him, "You can't be a show."

Honest people are good at this, I can’t help being excited, my tricycle is like a bull out of the brakes, this is called a galloping wind!I clung to the steel bar under my butt so I didn't get thrown out!

The bald man's house is far away, so it took him so much to agree to pay me fifty.So the initial abnormal situation didn't last long, and it gradually slowed down, returning to human speed.But the bald head is indeed stronger than me physically. After pedaling for almost 10 minutes, I was not out of breath, and at most I could see a little sweat on my forehead.

I am a person who can bear everything but can’t keep talking. I was too tired to talk before, but now that I have recovered, I chatted with him: "Hey, I don’t think you are short of money. You are so far away. Is this car good or not? It has to be called three wheels."

The bald man didn't expect me to take the initiative to talk to him. After a while, he curled his lips in disapproval: "There is no such thing as too much money. If you don't care about it, it doesn't care about you, understand?"

In fact, the bald head is not bad, the facial features are correct, and it is quite heroic. Coupled with his beautiful hairstyle, it looks very eye-catching wherever you put it.The only thing is, his stinginess when he mentioned money, especially when he curled his mouth, really ruined his image.

The afternoon sun was a little hot, shining harshly on the big thick gold chain around the bald man's neck.

Sighing with complicated emotions, I said, "Money is a good thing, but you have to spend what you should spend. Why are you more stingy than a poor and white person like me?"

The bald head disagreed: "So I can buy furniture now, but you can only send furniture."

I want to rip that mouth out of him!

The nonsense was just to pass the time, and I was in a bad mood, so there was no need to continue, so I turned my head and looked ahead, hoping that the heavy traffic under the cloudy sky would calm down my subtle irritability.

After about a few minutes, a seemingly friendly icebreaker came from behind——

"I say……"

I pretended not to hear.

"that……"

I continue to look at the sky.

"Hey, can you turn around and look at me?"

Well, the masses have made clear demands and we are not too big.

"Hurry up if you have something to say." I turned to look at him, pretending to be extremely impatient.

The bald head scratched his head, as if he was organizing his words, and after a few seconds he said: "You can't make much money delivering furniture this day, why don't you think about doing something else?"

I think he doesn't hurt his back when he stands and talks, and I was lucky to deliver the furniture here. If it wasn't for the fact that the little lunatic was almost scratched by the car that day, I wouldn't have figured it out, so I angrily replied: "I'm sorry." If you want to do something else, someone has to ask for it!"

The bald head looked confused: "Why is no one asking for it?"

"..." I am at a loss for words, I can't say that I have been in prison and no one dares to accept me.

The bald head was very persistent. In the next ten minutes, he guessed countless possibilities ranging from infectious diseases to personality loss. In the end, I really had no choice. Rather than asking him to plan an alien creature, I would rather tell the truth.

"I just finished being a prisoner." After I finished speaking, I shrugged at him and told him with my expression, you see, it's that simple.

The bald head was really stunned this time, he stared blankly at me for a long time, and finally uttered a monosyllable: "Oh."

I thought he really calmed down this time, but before crossing two intersections, this guy returned to normal: "It doesn't look like it, what did you do?"

"According to what you mean, I have to put a label on my forehead." I was speechless, "Don't ask what happened."

The bald man is not mean. Seeing that I didn't want to talk about it, he didn't press the question any more. Instead, he changed the subject: "I may still have some furniture to buy in the next two days, so I'll look for you again."

My whole body was shocked: "Don't you, let's patronize other brothers." Nima will come again a few times and I will easily die on this long march.

With a bald head and a wounded face, it was as if someone had ruthlessly pulled off the leaves of an outstretched olive branch.

I didn't bother to talk to him, so I just bought and sold it with one hammer, and took a third of the way to get the whole price. I didn't expect such a good thing to repeat itself.

I didn't know until I arrived at the bald head's house that the co-author was decorating a new house. No wonder I had to buy all kinds of furniture.The house of the bald head's house is really big, the living room alone is as big as the two one-bedroom ones I am renting now. I didn't enter the bedrooms, but I can see the size of the four bedrooms and two living rooms simply by thinking about it.

After everything was done, the bald head handed me 50 yuan, and said sincerely that it was hard work.I can't stand it because I've only pedaled a third of the way.On the way back, I pedaled very slowly, the four rooms and two living rooms with my bald head and the gold chain around my neck were always dangling in front of my eyes, which made me feel weak all over.It is also a person in his thirties who is about to forty, and he has four bedrooms and two living rooms and is about to marry a new wife.

I know some things are incomparable, but I can't help it.The only good thing is that I don't have the idea of ​​taking shortcuts again, but I just feel that the goal is so far away that people almost lose the strength to go on.

It was two o'clock in the afternoon when I returned to the home furnishing market. I didn't want to work a little bit, so I got off work early, parked the car, and went into the market to find the little madman.

I have been busy here for more than a month, but I haven't really visited the inside. Every time, I am taken by customers to buy things, and then help to transport them to the car. I don't have time to look around.The same goes for the little lunatic, every time the sun was about to set, he would jump out and jump on my car first, showing off the results of the whole day, while urging Feng Yiyi, you hurry up, I'm starving to death!So, I still don't know which brand he works for.

Beds, dressers, desks, wardrobes, sofas, TV cabinets... I wonder if the exhibition halls have been carefully arranged, any house, any style, no matter whether you are rural European style or exotic Persian style, they all have a taste of home , clean and tidy, with a touch of warmth, you can't pull your eyes out after taking a look at it.

I just walked around like this, and finally caught the figure of the little lunatic in an exhibition hall in the northeast corner, but just as I was about to shout, I realized something was wrong. This child is not alone, and there is a... of?

Mother, you don’t need to sacrifice your appearance just to sell a piece of furniture!

I was confused by all kinds of unreliable guesses in my heart, and my face was covered with black lines. I walked forward in two steps and wanted to hit the truth directly, but the moment I stepped into the exhibition hall with one foot, I heard the voice of the little lunatic pretending to be old: "Forget it, let's change to another one. Last time, the interlayer of the cabinet was broken just two months ago, so it can't be used at all."

I stopped where I was, and swallowed hard. Two months, two months ago, he seemed to be waiting for Lao Tzu at the gate of the prison.

"But, she looks really pretty..." The girl in his arm began to act coquettishly.

The little lunatic was unmoved, and had a serious attitude: "It's not a waste of money to use a piece of wool if you don't like it."

The girl stomped her feet reluctantly, and before she could speak, another couple in the exhibition hall left first. When I passed by me, I heard the girl say that she didn’t buy it, blah blah. Qi Yan.

No wonder you earn more than me every day...

Damn, it's an absolute technical job!