The world is cool

I didn’t tell anyone about meeting Da Jinzi. It wasn’t Zhou Cheng’s special order. On the contrary, I always felt that he didn’t mind me reporting it to Rong Kai Huahua or even the aunt of the neighborhood committee. His strong nerves are enough to shield the outside world. All subtle feedback.But I still didn't say it, and kept my mouth shut.It didn't take much painful self-discipline, because I found that I had no privacy to gossip about this matter, and I really hope that this page will be turned quickly.

——In this way, I don't have to involuntarily think of the absolutely unattractive face of Jin Dafu's daughter-in-law.

The days of running around finally paid off on a sunny afternoon.

It is a residential building located in a commercial area. It is said to be a residential building, but in fact most of it has been used for commercial use. There are various restaurants, bathhouses and footwashing rooms.What we are looking for is a small door face, the place is not big, but it is enough to open a small business.Moreover, the second floor above the store is also owned by the landlord, a small three-bedroom, and has been connected, so it is very convenient to enter and exit from the downstairs.The landlord is an old couple. Their son is working out of town. Now that they are well-off, they want to take over their parents.The old couple had opened a canteen for half their lives, so they were economically savvy. After a calculation, selling the house would be better than renting it out.

The old couple are straightforward people, and the monthly rent they gave was reasonable, [-].The point is that Zhou Cheng and I haven't even spoken a few words, and he has figured it out. If you can do it, you can do it, and you can't.Speaking with conscience, Zhou Cheng and I are very tempted. This location, this environment, this layout, and this price are considered to be the most cost-effective among the places we have visited.But when we turned around and tried to figure it out, the two of us lost our confidence again. If we bet [-], three bets and one payment would be [-], which is not considered the prerequisite investment for opening a store.The walls are peeling and you have to repaint them, you have to buy new ones for the tables, chairs and benches, cooking utensils, charcoal stoves, fish, eggs and vegetables, where is money not allowed?

"So? Is this store rented or not?" After listening to me, the little lunatic sat on the chair in front of the computer, resting his chin on his hand, and asked with a carefree expression.

I rolled my eyes: "It's not a question of whether to rent, but how to rent."

Zhou Cheng sat on the sofa peeling pears, and said slowly: "We have [-] money in total. The house we live in now signed a long-term contract, which cannot be refunded, so the rent cannot be saved."

"The bank's small loan is useless," I sighed. "We went to consult on the way back. It can be unsecured, but the lender must have a stable job and financial income."

Huahua joined the camp with his bricks: Don't you have a real estate certificate?

My first instinct was to squint and shoot the little maniac.

The latter was inexplicable: "Why?"

I narrowed my eyes: "How does Huahua know about the real estate certificate?"

The little lunatic avoided my sight and began to hum: "I have horns on my head~~ I have a tail behind me~~"

I want to grab his tail and throw him like a hammer to Mars!

"Okay," Zhou Cheng put down the fruit knife, and patted my shoulder with his free hand, "If you can really drive them out, you are no longer Feng Yiyi, we understand."

I opened my mouth and turned back slowly: "...you know about this too?!"

Zhou Cheng calmly took a bite of the pear, and sprayed the juice all over my face.

"However, a real estate certificate mortgage loan needs a guarantor." Rong Kai, who had finished humming about Xiaolongren, finally got a little more positive. "It's the same as a small loan. If you need a long-term and stable job and income, who can you find?"

I... I couldn't find anyone, but if I could, I wouldn't force the little lunatic to scratch the car for 800 yuan.

Zhou Cheng swallowed the pear slowly: "I'll go find my sister tomorrow, and that's the deal."

I clenched my fists unconsciously, it was an anguish that could not be exerted forcefully.I don't want Zhou Cheng to go to his sister. It doesn't matter if that woman looks down on us. Anyway, we are not relatives, and even if you treat me like a fly, it won't affect me to fly around food, clothing, shelter, but Zhou Cheng is different.For him, this kind of contempt is like a huge boulder. You can say that Zhou Cheng's resistance to pressure is at the god level, but resistance to pressure does not mean that pressure does not exist, let alone that he does not feel it.

but what can i doIn addition to no kind of fist.

The cell phone started calling at this time, on the sink in the toilet, because it kept calling, I finally found it.At first I was too lazy to move, because everyone who could call me was already in the living room, and when the phone rang again, it was nothing but advertising.Later, I was really annoyed by the faint ringing, so I walked into the toilet unsteadily.

Hello, I don't have any needs, thank you,.

I thought about the ending of hanging up the phone, but when I pressed the answer button, my leg stepped on the threshold of the toilet and I couldn't get out.

It was my uncle who called.When I first bought the phone, I sent him a few text messages, all of which were instigated by a little lunatic, to exert mental pressure, but the other party responded humbly every time, but I was embarrassed to do it again, that is, after that, No more contact.Then he suddenly called, saying that their family has moved into a new house, that my father's house has been vacated for me, that I can go back anytime, and that he can come out for dinner so that he can give me the key...

Standing on the threshold of the place of samsara, I experienced the most mixed ten seconds of my life.

Although I said it generously, I really counted my days. When the one-year period was about to expire, I didn't receive any news. I drank a few nights of boring wine.Then tell yourself, if you don’t pay it back, don’t pay it back, at least the real estate certificate is still there, and let’s talk about it on the day when there is no way out.Later, as the one-year period expired and Huahua was released from prison, I tried my best to keep myself busy and not think about it. Until today, I really didn’t think about it at all. I thought they would live in that house forever... …

If I say this is a surprise, I will probably be despised by a little lunatic for a year.

"I despise you even if I don't say it, my mouth is almost behind my ears." The little lunatic never does things to share joy, his hobby is to add insult to injury.

After listening to my simple narration, Huahua showed her point of view: Your uncle is just okay, don't let me meet your aunt.

Zhou Cheng's reaction was to spread his hands: "You must know that it will not be easy for us to endure this half a year."

Only then did I know that the co-author Zhou Cheng had just moved in with us, and the little lunatic had sold the matter, and when Hua Hua was released from prison, he sold it a second time.But what's rare is that no matter how aggrieved, they all endured with me. Fuck, how many such loyal buddies can there be in this life!

"It's a pity that the house may not be rented out in a short time..." After I was happy, I began to sigh again.

"Why didn't you hang yourself on a tree?" The little lunatic blinked at me.

I looked puzzled at Zhou Cheng who knew the mind of a lunatic best: "What's going on?"

The latter smiled and said persuasively: "Try to diverge your thinking."

I was very puzzled, until I scratched my hair into a crop circle, I finally realized it!

"Uncle, it's still me, all the way, do you have time tomorrow, why don't you say you want to go out to eat and give me the key, haha, it's all right, oh, by the way, how many years have you been working, uncle, how much is your monthly salary..."

The store was rented out smoothly.

It seems that with a loan, everything is no longer a problem for a while.The decoration team is very reliable under the supervision of Huahua, and the business license and sanitation permit have been completed as scheduled in the rush of the little lunatic. Shopkeeper, I have to do what I can, such as human resources.

"What kind of food do you know?"

"Don't ask me what I will do, ask me what I won't do."

"...Okay, so what can't you do?"

"Home cooking."

……

"Have you worked in a five-star hotel for two years?"

"Yes."

"Mainly responsible for……"

"Cut vegetables, I'm the best at dicing, shredded is a bit worse, but I can practice!"

……

"As you can see, our restaurant is not big, so we don't require..."

"Boss, you don't need to say anything. A small weight weighs a thousand catties, and a small pepper is hot. I'm never picky about the size of my workplace as long as you guarantee me a monthly salary of more than [-]."

"..." Why don't you grab it! ! !

After the interview, I was exhausted.I don't know if it's because I'm not good at character, or because there are too many top talents in this society. The recruitment notice posted on my door is very obvious. Anyone who can cook is fine. Why don't you be so cruel!

At that time, the storefront was basically decorated, and the air smelled of wood and paint that had just been renovated.

Sitting next to the brand-new wooden dining table, Zhou Cheng persuaded me: "Actually, the main barbecue is also good, barbecue, vegetables, steamed buns, whatever you want."

The little lunatic continued: "But a little home-cooked food will make the audience wider."

This speaks to my heart.There are so many shopping malls nearby, not to mention anything else, just delivering box lunches to the salesperson at noon is a considerable income, and the most important thing is that cooking these dishes does not require much advanced cooking skills, and it is easy to make money. Why give up?

The little lunatic sighed exaggeratedly, took out a book out of nowhere and slapped it heavily on the table. The book was very thick and made a solid voice: "At the critical moment, you still have to look at me."

No one is looking at him, they are all reading the book - "100 Examples of Classic Home Cooking".

"Where did you get it?"

"The stalls on the pedestrian street cost five yuan a book, and there are children's poems for mothers, which are very comprehensive."

"..."

With the theory, practice is still needed, but when it comes to being in charge, everyone is a gentleman, the little lunatic will not do it, and Zhou Cheng will not do it. I am in a battle between heaven and man whether I want to be a pure man who can go to the hall and enter the kitchen However, Huahua took the book and plunged into the back kitchen.

About 20 minutes later, a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes came out of the oven.

The little lunatic said, "It's a little sour."

Zhou Cheng said, "It's a bit sweet."

I said: "You can fry the tomatoes more ripe."

Huahua took off her apron calmly, waved and smiled at us: goodbye.

That's okay, the three of us quickly surrounded him, and it's you!

When the chef candidate was settled, Zhou Cheng proposed another matter: "Have you decided on the name of the restaurant? I'm going to find someone to make a sign tomorrow."

It's not that I didn't think about it, but I didn't think about it at all.

"It's still worth thinking about," the little lunatic said naturally, "Let's take a small road."

I thank you!

Zhou Cheng frowned slightly: "It's not very pleasant..."

I love you!

Sensing my fiery gaze, Zhou Cheng turned his head and smiled slowly: "How about Xiaolu BBQ?"

In the next few days, Hua Hua practiced her cooking skills, and I went out to post a small advertisement. Zhou Cheng arranged for the opening day, and the little lunatic was in charge of posting promotional posters on the same city website.The sales sister in the mall is cute and lively. After taking the advertising card, they asked about the delivery. I answered patiently, and then repeated it at the end every time, Xiaolu BBQ, looking forward to your visit.