The world is cool

In the early morning of this day, it rained heavily, and it didn't last long, and it was only 08:30 in the morning when it stopped.

There is still an hour and a half until the opening ceremony.

I lay on the table in the store, watching the remaining drops of water slide down the glass of the door.In order to prepare for the opening, I worked almost all night yesterday, and now I am tired, and I can't stop yawning one after another: "Fortunately, the signboard is plastic and waterproof..."

The little lunatic was also infected, and after a few yawns, his eyes were blurred with tears: "Well...it's a pity that the flower basket is not waterproof."

I yawned halfway and stopped in mid-air, and the next second I got up and rushed out.

The rain has already ravaged, and there are only remnants of flowers and willows at the door.

"Rong, Kai—"

"It's not my fault, you didn't ask."

"Do I still need to ask that!"

"I thought... watering would be healthier!"

"go to hell--"

"Don't worry, we won't be afraid of running out of firewood to keep the green hills..."

"Tell me where Qingshan is!"

The little lunatic pointed at the empty flower basket: "Look, what a strong flower clay!"

I want to open his dipper with that green solid mud! ! !

Zhou Cheng and Huahua arrived at [-]:[-], hired a minivan, and brought all the consumables needed for the opening, such as meat skewers, beer, drinks, charcoal, and a second-hand stereo speaker.

"Put the speaker at the door, pick a place without water." The little madman took out the MP3 he had tinkered with at some point while commanding, and started wiring.

"How long does your battery last?" I was a little skeptical.

The little lunatic raised his eyelids lightly: "There is something called a charger in this world."

Well, I'm not an MP3 player, so I have no right to protest against the brutal behavior of connecting the output port to the speaker input port to connect to the charger.

After Huahua brought the food and drinks back to the back kitchen, Zhou Cheng stood in front of the store after setting up the speakers, with his arms around him, thinking for a long time: "Why did I remember to order eight flower baskets..."

I looked far away: "Those four were eaten by the storm."

Zhou Cheng touched his chin: "The storm is quite selective."

What can I say, can I say that the little lunatic and I collected the wreckage on the ground and finally got together four!

A gust of wind blows, and the melodious tunes float into our ears on the wind.

"Rong Kai," I tried to keep smiling, "What song am I playing..."

"It's not a song, it's a song. Which ear do you hear the lyrics?"

Very good, I continued to smile: "Then can you tell me what song it is?"

"Fuck, you haven't heard such a classic waltz? The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss Jr.!"

……

Nima, have you ever seen a barbecue restaurant use the blue Danube to attract business?Nima, even if you don't need the boundless end of the world to be my hobby, you can still find a woman who is like a rose, you are my lover!

However, the auspicious time has come, and a flood of guests—mainly composed of neighbors from clothing stores, barber shops, footwashing rooms, bars in surrounding hotels, and onlookers who happened to pass by—come in droves, riding waltz music, bathing in the skewered meat Kaori.

We had a 500% discount on the opening day, so it was basically a discount, but because of the support from the neighbors, it was very popular throughout the day.Especially the owner of the restaurant next door to us said that his peers were friends, but he not only came to join us, but also gave him a [-] yuan red envelope. After drinking two glasses and chatting a few words, it was pleasant.

When we got home at night, all four of us were as tired as dead dogs, and we were happy, but we couldn't lift our arms and legs.

Until I lay on the bed, I didn’t have any sense of reality, as if I had been stepping on the cotton candy all day long, and I was fascinated by the strong sweet aroma.Back a year ago, I thought I was destined for kebabs for the rest of my life.Going back to two years ago, I thought that my life would be riding a tricycle.Going back to five years ago, I thought I was going to be a reform-through-labor prisoner for the rest of my life... Fuck, so if you can’t believe life, you might as well believe in mutton skewers.

Huahua lay beside her and fiddled with her mobile phone. I thought he was playing a game, but I didn't realize it until I glanced at it. Okay, I'm texting and chatting with the little madman.

View the existing content on the screen, chat as follows:

Little lunatic: Put less salt, your mouth is too heavy.

Huahua: Oh.

Little Crazy: Put some sugar out of the pan to make it fresher.

Huahua: Oh.

Little Crazy: Do you want to try Sichuan cuisine?

Huahua: Good.

Little Madman: What is Feng Yiyi doing?

Huahua: I'm asleep.

... Isn't this talking nonsense?

"You two must be so bored." Rolling my eyes unbearably, I found it difficult to understand the young man's mind.

Huahua wrote me a few words unhurriedly: send text messages with the mobile phone card package.

My black line: "Okay, you two, please continue."

Huahua smiled, very lightly, then disappeared again: The little lunatic said my cooking was unpalatable.

I frowned: "What do you think?"

pretty good.

"Haha, then it's over."

I'm not as smart as Rong Kai, nor as socially experienced as Zhou Cheng. I want to help you, but I can't.

I raised my eyes to look at Hua Hua, who had no expression on his face, even his eyes were dull, making you hard to guess whether he was serious or calm.

"Why can't I help you? You didn't cook that dish? I have to drink the Northwest Wind to count on those two lazy bastards!" I rubbed my curly head twice, and leaned over with my colorful neck, "Remember, You are my younger brother, so you don’t need to think about how to contribute to the construction of socialism all day long, just follow your elder brother to eat delicious food and drink spicy food, understand?”

Hua Hua was quiet for a few seconds, then suddenly turned his head, probably wanting to look at me, but he didn't know that the posture of hooking his shoulders and back was too close, his mouth directly brushed my lips, and it stopped right at the corner of his mouth.

At this time, if there is a camera to shoot from a subtle angle, it can definitely be used as a kiss scene.

My quasi-crazy mind was thinking, uh, when was the last time I kissed someone?

When people are strongly stimulated, they tend to think of things that are difficult to think of on weekdays. For example, now, I let go of my arms and step back gently, so that we all have room to think——

"For so many years...you don't seem to have called me brother."

Huahua blinked her eyes twice in a daze, the subtle expression flashed away, and then turned over to sleep resolutely.

I was embarrassed, and hurriedly chased after him: "Hurry up, call me brother."

Huahua tightly closed her eyes, determined to pretend to be dead.

Depend on!

I turned off the light and went to sleep with a wounded heart. After a while, the white-eyed wolf hugged me from behind, just like countless nights before.The little lunatic said it was the syndrome of restless sleep without cuddling things - because I complained to him once.But now, I don't care if you are a group or not, I will kick you away with one foot!

"Fuck off."

I don't want to feed the donkey, but I also want the donkey to work. How can there be such a good thing!

Huahua posted it again, it was simply perseverance.

Nima, it's summer!

Nima will get prickly heat!

Nima, you Zhou Cheng's Cheng just made a mistake again! ! !

I was so tired that night, and I kind of forgot whether I won the contest with Huahua, but after that, I had a clear position for myself—Pillow Feng.

The business of Xiaolu BBQ is better than expected, and I think this is mainly due to the secret recipe of the little madman.Looking at the small shops in the business district, as long as they can stand firm, they must have their own killer features, such as those selling hot and sour noodles, steamed buns, cold noodles, spicy and spicy dishes, and fried lamb skewers. Only the unique secret recipe can be passed on by word of mouth, and the crowd is like a market.But in comparison, the takeaway business is a bit deserted, well, it is much deserted, there are only a few servings a day, not enough for running errands, but almost all of these servings are loyal fans, it is really not good to hurt their hearts , so Huahua still works hard every day to give these friends a little treat.

Compared with the daytime, the business in the evening and night can be described as hot. There is no room to sit in the room, and we set up several tables outside, just like an open-air food stall. Several fast-selling beer and beverage salesmen came to discuss cooperation. Want to be a long-term supplier.The frequency of going to the market to buy meat and vegetables has increased, and the volume has increased. Several merchants have also followed us and offered to deliver goods to their door.I left this matter to the little lunatic, and then the kid made some kind of bidding, and finally settled on an old merchant with the second lowest price but a good reputation to deliver meat, and an old merchant with the lowest price and very honest people to deliver vegetables.

After a month of busy work, I saw that I was thin, and the waistband of my trousers was shrunk by a button.But this effort was not in vain. After deducting the cost and rent, and making up for the loss on the day of the opening, I made a net profit of 620 three!

"I rely on you to make sure the calculation is correct?" I'm not questioning the financial level of the little lunatic, but... this is not a triple jump compared to setting up a stall at the school gate, it's just riding on a launch vehicle, okay?

The little lunatic couldn't accept being questioned very much, so he beat the case: "You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my profession!"

My black line, this focus is really fresh.

Zhou Cheng was very clear-headed: "I made a lot of money, but we still have to pay back the principal with interest to the bank."

"By the way," the little lunatic interjected, "the intermediary company called me during the day, and someone rented your father's house, and it is estimated that I will sign the contract and pay the money in these two days." All the outreach related to the transaction is done by the little lunatic. Yes, so when the house was handed over to the agent, he also left his mobile phone number, "Pay three deposits and one deposit, and we will get another 8000 yuan as soon as the contract is signed, haha."

"Wait," I vaguely remembered, "Isn't it one thousand and six?"

The little lunatic shrugged, taking it for granted: "I raised the price."

... There is a sequence of hearing, and there is a specialization in art. I want to erect a statue for the little lunatic.

As the little lunatic said, within two days, my father's house was rented out to a young couple. They were not married, but they had a very good relationship. The girl was a kindergarten teacher, and the boy was an IT worker. They were a good match.

Originally, I planned to sublet the house I live in now, but Zhou Cheng and the little lunatic formed an offensive and defensive alliance, and they were unwilling to move to the second floor of the shop house. Zhou Cheng's reason was that the environment was noisy and it was difficult to sleep. The lunatic is much more forward-looking-what a tempting condition to cover up when recruiting a waiter.

Well, I know that showing up and doing the dishes can be a bit brutal for old men, especially when the economy is booming.

Before hiring a waiter, we first went to buy a battery car, so that we don’t have to take a taxi when we get home late, and sometimes we still can’t get a taxi.Coincidentally, it was just in time for a promotion in an unknown brand store, and there was a lottery for buying a car, so Huahua Xiaohong stretched out her hand, the third prize, and another car.The few of us were a little silly at the time, and felt that this matter was unreliable, but the naive boss was generous and pushed the car over to us in person.The unexpected joy did not dispel our spirit of seeking knowledge. After searching, we finally found the list of prizes.

Third prize, another car.

Second prize, two more cars.

First prize, three more cars.

Grand prize, five more cars.

Next to the lottery poster are two more eye-catching newspapers. Of course, the content of the newspaper is not important, what is important is the eight bold and bold characters on it--will be demolished, and the warehouse will be cleared.