Overwhelm the evildoer

Zhao Hewen sobbed from the phone: "Woo..."

"Xiaohe! What's the matter?!" Xu Keyu rushed out of the office in three steps and went to the elevator in two steps. Just now Zhao Hewen said that he wanted to buy medicine, but now he turned around and called so pitifully.Worried about what happened to Zhao Hewen, Xu Keyu asked anxiously: "What's wrong? Where did you get hurt?"

"No, no, no injury." Zhao Hewen sniffed, "I just want to say, you, are you back at noon?"

Xu Keyu immediately said worriedly: "Come back, what's the matter with you? Are you going to the hospital? I'll take a leave of absence and I can go back right away."

"No, no need! Actually it's nothing, it's just a kick." Zhao Hewen said hastily, "You, if it's convenient for you when you come back, can you buy me some laxatives?"

"Ah? Laxatives? You didn't take anything in the morning. What are you doing with laxatives?" Xu Keyu thought about it, "Ah! Could it be that you didn't eat breakfast because of this?"

"Yes, yes." Although Zhao Hewen had a thick skin, he was still a little embarrassed, "Then what... I can't pull... I can't come out. It is said on the Internet that taking some laxatives should be better..."

"Laxatives," Xu Keyu thought for a while, then turned around and walked to the stairwell first, "The doctor seemed to have said yesterday, just wait, I'll be back in a while."

"No rush, no rush," Zhao Hewen said, "Just buy something casually when you come back from get off work at noon."

"Well," Xu Keyu thought for a while and said, "If you don't eat anything, your stomach will hurt. There are bananas in the living room."

Zhao Hewen, who is sweet with bananas, likes it very much, but now he has finally adjusted his side-lying posture, and he is still pregnant, so how dare he eat.With a weeping face, Zhao Hewen still covered the chrysanthemum with one hand, and said sadly: "Not yet..."

"Bananas are easy to make you feel full and can promote intestinal peristalsis," Xu Keyu advised, "It's okay."

"That's it..." Zhao Hewen was a little moved.

"Yes," Xu Keyu thought for a while and then said: "The doctor said yesterday to drink more water, and I forgot to bring the kettle to your room in the morning. The water has been boiled, and it is in the thermos in the living room. inside."

"Understood..." Zhao Hewen said weakly, and tried to move to the side of the bed, but when he stretched out his feet and twisted his waist, he felt the chrysanthemum tighten. He moved his foot resentfully.Let's just lie down again...

Xu Keyu on the other end of the phone naturally couldn't see the situation on Zhao Hewen's side. Hearing Zhao Hewen's obedient answer, he said with satisfaction: "Then wait a minute, I'll go back after buying the medicine."

"Okay." This sentence should be the most beautiful sentence Zhao Hewen heard this morning. After hanging up the phone, he fumbled for a long time before pulling the quilt over and covering the PP. (.oˇ)ˇo. ) Cherish life, protect chrysanthemum...

After two hours of painful swimming in the toilet and living room, I finally returned to the soft bed at this moment, and finally found some comfort again.Zhao Hewen found that Chaos's QQ was still on, and Chaos suddenly didn't reply just now. It seems that Chaos said that the boss of the company would not allow access to QQ. Could it be that he was arrested?

They say that when a man is sad, it is no use to comfort him with sweet stories, but to tell him a sadder thing about yourself.In the same way, when a person is struggling, subconsciously, he always silently expects to see someone who is harder than himself.

So Zhao Hewen sent a message with the appearance of concern, but unconsciously and secretly eager to gloat.

[I'm not an uncle]: Chaos?still there?Didn't you say that the company does not allow you to use QQ during working hours?Didn't speak for so long, could it be that he was caught by the boss?

However, after less than 1 minute, Chaos recovered.

[Chaoshou]: Stupid, didn't you see that I'm on the phone?The boss can only monitor the computer, and as long as he doesn't inspect the mobile phone, I'm fine.

[I'm not an uncle]: That's it... I thought you were caught.

I have to say that although Zhao Hewen is not a bad person, he is indeed a little disappointed that he does not have a compatriot who is struggling with him.

[Chao Shou]: I was not caught, you seem very disappointed?Hey... In vain, I came to care about you as soon as I checked Weibo when I saw that you were sick. It's really chilling.

Zhao Hewen's heart suddenly warmed up, and he felt a little touched.

[I'm not an uncle]: I'm not disappointed.However, I think you are not here to care about me, but to ridicule me, right?

[Chaoshou]: How come~ look at my sincere eyes——>(*0__0*)

[I'm not an uncle]: ==Come on, why do you care about me so much?

[Chaoshou]: Well, you are right, I really care about you that much.Actually, all I care about is your ass...

[I'm not an uncle]: = dish = you! !

Zhao Hewen was still thinking about coming up with a powerful counterattack, but he saw a letter from Chaos suddenly.

[Chao Shou]: Ah, I have to go to the leader, so let's get off first.

He seems to be busy, and Zhao Hewen is not easy to delay.

[I'm not an uncle]: Oh.

who knew...

[Chaoshou]: One last thing, since the chrysanthemum is injured, you should pay attention to moderation, exercise less, work less and rest more.Protect chrysanthemums, cherish life~~

Zhao Hewen, who was about to close QQ, glanced up when he heard the sound.According to Chaos' wretched/trivial character, what he said would definitely not be CJ's words, 'sports' and so on are definitely not ordinary 'sports'... Thinking about it this way, Zhao Hewen suddenly discovered that before he subjectively thought that Chaos was It can be seen that he has hemorrhoids.But suddenly felt that there were other possibilities, and looking back, Zhao Hewen had misunderstood gorgeously.

[I'm not an uncle]: (╯－blood－)╯╧╧I didn't get blasted/chrysanthemum! !I hit my eye!It's the eyes! !It has nothing to do with chrysanthemums! ! !

It's a pity that Zhao Hewen is so powerless. Although he was not blown/chrysanthemum, but because Chaos finished speaking, his profile picture immediately went black, and he seemed so powerless no matter what he said.And he is already very weak - how can someone who dare not defecate because he is afraid of pain~

Zhao Hewen also logged off QQ angrily, didn't even bother to go to Weibo, threw the phone aside, and looked resentfully at the noodles and empty cup on the bedside table next to him.

Actually... I'm really hungry...

It's one thing not to poop, it's another thing not to eat breakfast.Zhao Hewen played back in his mind the steps to go to the living room, opened his eyes - sat up - stretched one foot - stretched the other foot - got out of bed - walked to the door - opened the door - walked to the door living room……

Well, it seems that apart from opening the eyes, everything else will be very painful... (┭┮ˇ)﹏ˇ┭┮)

Then, there is another option: open your eyes - prop up your upper body - take the noodles - lean against the wall and eat it...

(.0ˇ)vˇ0. ) Well, this one is more promising.

However, when Zhao Hewen took the bowl of noodles that had become dry and mushy, or rather, it should be batter cake, he pried it up with difficulty and took a bite from the side, then slipped sadly back to the bed and lay down.Because I really didn't want to do any more movements, I just put the bowl flat on the bed, anyway, if it was dry, there would be no soup, as long as I didn't turn it over, I wouldn't dirty the bed...

So Zhao Hewen crawled halfway on the bed with the bowl in his arms, tilted his head pitifully and looked at the closed door, wondering when Xu Keyu would come back to open the door, and then... fell asleep.

In fact, Zhao Hewen can't be blamed for falling asleep too fast. In fact, he tossed and turned for a long time before falling asleep last night, and if he rolled over too much after falling asleep, or pressed in the wrong place, he would wake up in pain.He was exhausted from not getting a good night's sleep, being run over by tanks back and forth in the morning, and "going through all kinds of hardships" to find medicine at home.

When Xu Keyu came back, he saw Zhao Hewen lying on the bed pitifully sleeping soundly while hugging the noodle cake that had been bitten off, with a tear in his eye.

Xu Keyu walked over to pick up the dough cakes into the overturned bowl, and finally couldn't bear to wake him up immediately.But unexpectedly, just as he was about to go out at the door, Zhao Hewen suddenly woke up.

Zhao Hewen burst into tears when he saw Xu Keyu: "You are finally back!!"

"I……"

"Where's the medicine?!" Zhao Hewen excitedly asked what he was most concerned about immediately, "Did you buy it? Did you buy it?"

"I bought it, you..."

"Give it to me, give it to me!!" Zhao Hewen, who had slept for a while, felt much better, and the pain from PP was no longer so painful, and now he was eager to get rid of the 'trouble' so that he could eat something.

(@o)﹃[email protected]) It shouldn’t matter if you just eat a little bit, but if you don’t, you can eat more bananas! !

Zhao Hewen interrupted Xu Keyu's speech twice, and he was not angry. He took out the medicine from his bag and handed it to Zhao Hewen, saying, "I'll get you some water."

"Okay, thank you!" Zhao Hewen happily took the medicine, and couldn't even wait for Xu Keyu to pour the water. He opened the surgery and took out two pills and put them in his mouth. It was like a drug addict finally got the drug land.

It was because the medicine was bitter, and because of the momentary excitement, Zhao Hewen had to frown and pour down three glasses of water to stop the bitter taste in his mouth.Suffering is bitter, as long as it can be cured to the brim, it will be worth it no matter what.

It's a pity that things can't be so perfect, cups won't become washing utensils just because of two laxatives.Zhao Hewen squatted in the toilet grabbing his ankles, his stomach was rumbling non-stop because of the laxatives, but he didn't feel any difference from the poops before.

According to Xu Keyu, maybe it was too late to eat, and I am afraid that what has been formed can no longer be changed.

But no matter what the reason was, the result was that Zhao Hewen, who was struggling, still couldn't get out.Whenever the 'cups' were about to pass through the wound, the heart-piercing pain of being run over by the tank would spread from the chrysanthemum to the whole body.Although Zhao Hewen wanted to hold back the pain and persevere every time, but he couldn't make it to the end, and then the "tank" shrank back completely, and tortured him again... So Zhao Hewen could only squat on the top of the pit in pain.

Yesterday the nurse said that before it is completely healed, PP should be washed after every defecation, and even if it is inconvenient to defecate, it should be bathed with water every day.

So Xu Keyu waited outside for a long time with the water dripped with medicine, and finally couldn't help but said: "If you can't pull it out, sit in the water and soak for a while, maybe it will come out after a while..."

Zhao Hewen struggled for a long time, squatting until his head felt a little dizzy, it would be good if he could sit for a while, so he agreed to Xu Keyu's proposal, "You, you come in, just put the basin by the door."

"Okay." Xu Keyu went into the toilet, and did not put it by the door as Zhao Hewen said, but put it next to him.

Pooping is not the same as taking a bath. After all, the bath is fragrant and clean, so it's pooping... So Zhao Hewen felt shy again.

"You, you, you go out quickly..."

Xu Keyu didn't feel anything, but asked worriedly: "You have been squatting for so long, can you stand up?"

"Stand, stand..." Zhao Hewen originally wanted to say that he could stand up, but he suddenly found that his two legs were not only a little weak due to the torture of his chrysanthemum, but also numb from squatting. If he stood up and said It may not be sitting in the basin later but falling directly into it.

So Zhao Hewen hesitated for a while, raised his eyes and peeked at Xu Keyu, and saw that he didn't look disgusted, but caring on his face.Zhao Hewen rubbed his hands, lowered his head and said shyly, "My legs seem to be numb, can you give me a pull?"

"Okay," Xu Keyu hurried over upon hearing this, bent down to grab Zhao Hewen's arm, "raise your hand."

Zhao Hewen stabilized his body, and stretched out his hand obediently, as if begging for a hug.It made Xu Keyu hug him and stand up, but he couldn't help but chuckle when he recalled it. This smile just hit Zhao Hewen's ear, it was itchy.

And Zhao Hewen tried hard to stand up with his hands and legs. With Xu Keyu's help, he finally got up a little bit, when suddenly a warm breath blew into his ears, which made him lose his strength immediately due to the itching.Zhao Hewen's weight was not what Xu Keyu said he could pick him up. Zhao Hewen suddenly lost his strength, and Xu Keyu couldn't hold him back, so Zhao Hewen just squatted back.

'puff……'

(@>////)口////) ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !I don't want to go out of the toilet in my life!Let me die in the pit with the poops! !