Overwhelm the evildoer

Following the sound of 'poof' Zhao Hewen felt comfortable physically, but felt cramped psychologically.If you don't come early or late, why is it this time? !

Zhao Hewen can't wait to disappear from Xu Keyu's eyes immediately, suddenly become a transparent person, suddenly shift in space, or suddenly travel to the past, if it is impossible, let him fall into the pit and be washed away! ! !

Speaking of falling into the pit, although Xu Keyu failed to hold him just now, but fortunately he didn't let go at the last moment and hugged him even harder, so he didn't really fall into the pit.

To be honest, who hasn't had diarrhea?Who hasn't accidentally popped out when going to the toilet?Who hasn't encountered a non-enclosed toilet and was surrounded by people waiting for a seat?But, there should not be many people who spewed out because of "force majeure" when their friends helped them stand up...

(@》////)口////《@) is dead, dead! !If I knew earlier, I shouldn't ask Xu Keyu for help. If I knew earlier, I should climb out by myself, so I wouldn't be so embarrassing, woo woo woo...

Now Zhao Hewen not only felt a burning pain in his chrysanthemum, but also burned his face with shame.He didn't have the courage to look at Xu Keyu's disgusted expression, let alone look at the horrible situation behind him.

It is the first time that Zhao Hewen, who has a strong self-comforting ability and a self-healing face, has been subjected to such a big test. This incident is the first in so many years to challenge the limit of his strong self-healing psychology. The person in front of him, What happened just now made it difficult for him to calm down the rushing grass mud horse in his heart...

But in the end, after a fierce struggle, Zhao Hewen's self-healing positive energy finally defeated the running beast.

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So Xu Keyu saw Zhao Hewen stunned for a long time, and suddenly threw him away, frowning, the chubby face pouted, and suddenly twisted his soft fat body with a serious face, and then swung a big slap like lightning, Pressing down on the flush button with the force of a thunderbolt...

Zhao Hewen maintained that difficult movement, and only slowly lowered his head when the sound of "哗啦啦啦" gradually faded away. When he saw the white porcelain in the pit clean and white, what was the dignified feeling surrounding him just now? It was suddenly swept away.Then I heard him let out a long sigh of relief, embraced the washing machine, and then turned around slowly, with a calm smile on his face, but it was as weird as being possessed by a ghost, which shocked Xu Keyu. It's all cooled down.

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"Yo, you're still here~" Zhao Hewen said calmly, "You go out first, there's nothing wrong here, I'll be out in a while."

"I'm going out...can you stand up?" Xu Keyu said, it was like that just now, it's not getting worse now, you still have to hold the washing machine tightly to maintain balance...

However, I didn't expect that Zhao Hewen, who was hugging the washing machine tightly, said calmly: "Why can't I stand up? I'm an adult, not a child. Besides, how dare I stand up when you're standing here .”

Hearing Zhao Hewen's calm words, Xu Keyu couldn't help raising his eyebrows in surprise. Could it be the legendary selective amnesia?

Seeing that Xu Keyu didn't speak but refused to leave, and looked him up and down with weird eyes, the smile on Zhao Hewen's face was a little stiff and unstoppable, "Well... I have to wash it, thank you for bringing the water in for me. Please help me close the door when I go out."

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"Well, you're welcome." Xu Keyu still looked at Zhao Hewen like this, and still had no intention of leaving, but deliberately repeated what he said before: "But you have been squatting for so long, do you want me to help you? You Can't get down the steps."

"No, no need!!" Zhao Hewenguang wanted to avoid what happened before, but now the blood on his face broke through his calm expression, his cheeks were slightly flushed, and he said anxiously: "My legs are not numb, I can sit in the basin by myself!"

Unexpectedly, Xu Keyu bent down, frowned and said worriedly: "No, I'm very worried. Although nothing happened just now, your legs must be numb after squatting for so long. If you continue to spend so much time The pressure on the legs must be getting worse, I have to watch you sit safely in the basin before I can feel at ease."

Xu Keyu didn't say anything, Zhao Hewen just thought of escaping, and didn't think about the follow-up questions at all.Now that I mention it, Zhao Hewen wants to cry, his feet are really numb like tens of thousands of ants are eating, and because of the burning pain in the chrysanthemum area, and because of the "didn't happen" thing just now, his feet are already dead. A little sore and weak, now he is holding the washing machine and dare not move around.

Speaking of which, Uncle Slender's powerful self-healing ability is that he can pretend to be calm and pretend that all embarrassing things never happened.This ability has two functions. First, it can make the witness shake and doubt the facts that he saw before. Even if it cannot be completely mistaken for an illusion, it can also shake the witness from the bottom of his heart to a certain extent. I don't think it's such a hilarious matter; the second and more important point... is that Uncle Slender can comfort himself from the bottom of his heart, forget it and even forget it completely.

Life is one's own, what other people think of it is second, the most important thing is how one sees it.I can think about it, I am optimistic, and I will be happy when I live my life.

But now, right now, Zhao Hewen is contradictory.If this matter is over, he can completely turn over it as before, and simply pretend that it never happened.But things are not over now, and it doesn't seem to be so easy.Not only because of Xu Keyu's words, but mainly because of himself.

He really hoped that Xu Keyu would go out quickly, but the current situation made him very embarrassed.Because the squatting pit is on a small platform that is one step high, and Xu Keyu put the basin under the small platform earlier, although it is not far away, he has to go down this small step.And let alone his current situation, it is difficult to even move a step aside.Therefore, if Xu Keyu really left, then he only had two options.First, let’s not talk about ground sanitation for the time being, just sit down and rest for a while, and move over when the legs are better.Second, climb over... Anyway, as long as you reach the edge of the basin, you can sit in the basin and rest.

But if you think about it carefully, the above two methods are very cheating, no matter how you look at it, it is a better choice for Xu Keyu to help him to the past.But after such a scene, should he be asked to help him again? !

~(@>)_<@)~ What a shame! ! !

Zhao Hewen was struggling, hugging the washing machine tightly, as if he wanted to blow his head from the side.Just as Zhao Hewen was struggling fiercely in his heart, he suddenly heard Xu Keyu take a step forward, as if walking up the steps.

Who said that the head is brighter when the PP is bare? !Zhao Hewen suddenly raised his head and saw Xu Keyu coming up, his head was suddenly knotted, and his body reacted naturally and immediately covered PP without having time to think about anything.

So Zhao Hewen, whose center of gravity was still leaning on the front, lost his support and was about to fall forward. Xu Keyu hurried forward and hugged him, but fortunately he was in time, and it can be said that he caught him steadily.But 'unfortunately', Zhao Hewen didn't have the support of both hands, his head moved forward, and he 'gnawed' on the upper part of Xu Keyu's chin.

Zhao Hewen's face was burning again, and he hurriedly struggled to apologize in a panic: "Ah!! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to."

"It's okay, don't get excited. It's an accident, it doesn't matter if you go a little higher." Xu Keyu kept Zhao Hewen steady while teasing him a few words.

Hearing Xu Keyu's joke, Zhao Hewen breathed a sigh of relief, but turned his head away from him.Xu Keyu knew that Zhao Hewen was shy because of the previous incident, so he leaned into his ear and said softly and righteously: "Don't feel embarrassed about what happened just now, it's not normal for people to eat and drink. What. Besides, the poop will become drier if it accumulates for a long time, and the intestinal tract will continue to absorb harmful substances back. Fortunately, it just hit you right and wrong. I was too careless to hug you just now, but this time I will definitely hug you It's okay, you just need to cooperate with me and lean your weight on me."

Maybe it was because Zhao Hewen was really exhausted, and he let go of so many embarrassing accidents; or maybe, he was bewitched by Xu Keyu's gentleness, and obediently listened to Xu Keyu's words, under Xu Keyu's strength , This time, he stood up easily.

But the feet are still numb, it can be said that every step is numb.

However, what happened next made Zhao Hewen suddenly feel that maybe that "poof" was just a sonata for turning into a giant cup...

Zhao Hewen had no strength in his body, but when he sat in the basin, he would always press the wound and grin his teeth in pain. He couldn't sit still, and it was very inconvenient to wash.In the end, he still couldn't help Xu Keyu to insist on supporting him, and waited for him to wash his PP before helping him out.

Originally, Zhao Hewen thought that Xu Keyu would support him from the side anyway, and that it would only take a few minutes to wash and soak, so he compromised.So Zhao Hewen squatted down in front of the basin again, and put his heavy head on Xu Keyu's shoulder safely, thinking that there was nothing more frightening than just now.However, he was wrong.

Because his body was leaning forward, Zhao Hewen found that he could only wash the PP petals, but couldn't wash the center part.So he had to get up a little bit and stretched out his hand desperately, but because of the pain, Zhao Hewen just tried to wash and shrink his body, but his body slid down. After he tried several times, Xu Keyu suddenly couldn't bear it anymore and stretched out his hand to help He washes.

Xu Keyu's movements were very light. He basically supported him, pushed him into the water, and then just moved the water flow, rubbing the hole blocked by redness and swelling for him, so that the potion could also wash the edge of the hole, etc. Wait, but even if it was just like this, Zhao Hewen was in so much pain that he almost burst into tears.He had to hold Xu Keyu's clothes tightly with both hands, and bit his lower lip to bear it.

Xu Keyu rubbed the red and swollen hole, probably because of the potion, the previous hot feeling was slightly weakened.Zhao Hewen said weakly: "Ah, don't, don't be like this...ah...bad, almost..."

"Be patient, you'll be fine soon," Xu Keyu said gently, and patted Zhao Hewen's back with his other hand as if comforting.

The only response was Zhao Hewen humming weakly: "Woo..."

Then amidst the pain and embarrassment, Zhao Hewen suddenly discovered that there was a strange feeling like an electric shock rushing all over his body from behind. (%")///口///《%）How could this happen! ! !