war and peace

Theme: One Hundred Questions About Compatibility, Act One

Interviewer: Mou Lan

Interviewee: Harry, V Major

Audience: Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts, Potters

Time: After the plot to Chapter [-]

Scene: Due to the large number of people and unknown factions, Dumbledore and V's second giant jointly banned the use of magic spells in the venue to create a safe and peaceful interview environment.

1 May I have your name?

Harry: Harry? James Potter.

V (impatient): too many, are you asking about the past or the present?

Mou Lan (attentive): The most commonly used one is fine...

V: Lord Voldemort.

2 What is the age?

HARRY (breaking fingers): One time... 27?

V (smile): What do you think?

Mou Lan (wiping sweat): (I feel that it is better not to delve into this, and change the subject) Actually, we are all curious, how did you get younger and younger?

V (with a lazily waved hand): This is a spoiler, so I have nothing to say.

3 gender is?

Harry: Male.

V (extremely impatient): No one has ever asked me such a stupid question!

A certain blue (scared): Skip!

4 What is your personality like?

Harry: Be positive...sometimes it can be over the top.

V: Introverted, deep in the city.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (muttering): Shouldn't there be tyrannical horses...

A certain blue (seeing that V has a tendency to go crazy, hurried out to smooth things over): That was before, now is now!

5 The character of the other party?

HARRY: Brutal and inhuman (V stares)...but it looks weird this time?

V: A Gryffindor lion full of compassion, passion and impulsiveness.

Harry (dissatisfied): I'm so full of sympathy!You are too cold-blooded!Why on earth should I be interviewed with you!

V (spreading hands helplessly): You will know soon.

Death Eaters (whispering inwardly): (He actually yelled at the Dark Lord, and the master didn't break his heart yet... Is it okay as long as the savior said it...)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Harry (with a sullen face): First grade Easter, County Sligo, Ireland.

V: Halloween when Harry was one year old, Godric's Hollow.

The Potter family (surprised): Could it be that he was eyeing Harry at that time? !

7 The first impression of the other party?

Harry (sneaking at the V next to it): It can't be Voldemort... I've been tricked...

V (laughs): A little guy who tried to kill me with his eyes...I later found out that it wasn't my eyesight.

Harry (angry): Don't make your murder so light! (Turning to doubt) What do you mean knowing later?

V (tapping Harry's forehead with his finger): You forgot, Soul Piece.

Harry (looks back violently, but still doesn't escape the hand): That's probably why I know what you're thinking! (Shocked) Could it be... (Shocked)

V (continuing to laugh): You are right.

Audience (curious): Could it be what?Don't play charades!

8 What do you like about each other?

Harry (jumping up, getting emotional): I like him?How can it be?

V (touching his chin in thought): If that feeling is called liking... then maybe I like all of them.

Harry (shocked): Are you really Voldemort? (Pinch V's face with his hands) Who are you pretending to be?

V (holding Harry's hand calmly): Who dares to pretend to be me?

Death Eaters (takes a breath): Master...you are too pampering that kid!

Others (confused): Why does the relationship between these two seem weird?

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Harry (continuing to be excited): Then there is no need to talk!He killed my parents!

V (frowning): That's probably how it is now... (turning head) Harry, don't keep reminding me of my mistakes.

Harry (shocked): ...huh?What did you say?

All (shocked together): What did Voldemort (Mystery Man/Master) just say?

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Harry (staring): Is there anything related to Voldemort?

V (calm): This can be cultivated. (raises eyebrows) Falling in love and killing each other sounds good too.

All (fainting): How weird is this conversation?

11 What do you call each other?

Harry (stern): Voldemort.

V (smiling): My boy, my little friend, the savior... (thoughts) Actually, I'm looking forward to the day when I can call him Harry in my official capacity...

Harry (sensitive questioning): Do you have other identities?

V (laughs without answering).

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (panic): Does the Dark Lord have another identity?Check, has anyone been replaced?

Death Eaters (worship): As expected of the Lord, we don't even know...

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Harry (angry): Why should I want this!

V (continuing to laugh): That's fine for now.But in some special cases in the future, I still hope... (The voice behind the stage can't be heard)

Harry (more annoyed): Why?I know you very well?

A certain blue (doubt): special circumstances? (Suddenly realizes) Oh... I see...

Audience (overwhelmed with curiosity): What what?

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

HARRY (without hesitation): Snakes, the most dangerous kind.

V (undecided): Probably... a cat?

Harry (quite puzzled): Why?

All (disagreement): Seek the truth!

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Harry (gritting teeth): If a Killing Curse counts as a gift, I'd love to give him one.

V (frowning): So, Harry's birthday is coming... It seems that among the three things I gave him, he liked that book... Do you want to give him another book?

Harry (doubtful): Didn't you just give away two?What is the third one?what book?

V (continues to laugh without answering).

Audience (angry): What happened to this interview!Nothing was asked!

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Harry (thank you for being sensitive): Him?Voldemort giving me a gift?Don't keep thinking about killing me, I should thank Merlin.

V (raising eyebrows): This is easy, I won't do it first.As for the gift you want to receive... (glances at Harry) It's hard to say...

Harry (shivers all over from the look): You...what do you mean you won't do it first?Do you really expect me to give you a birthday present?

V (regret): It seems a bit difficult...

Harry (angry): What do you mean it's a little difficult!That will definitely not be good!

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (applause): You are indeed our savior!So imposing!

Death Eaters (I don't know what to say anymore): Lord, this kid is too arrogant... Are you really going to teach him a lesson?Or, have you decided to pamper him infinitely?

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Harry (angry): I've never been happy with him!Can't you ask some worthwhile questions?

V (spreading hands helplessly): This question came up too early... If you come later, you may be able to ask some valuable answers.

Mou Lan (perked up her ears): You mean... I understand, I will arrange it! (The two laugh at each other tacitly)

Everyone (suddenly feeling the wind blowing): Are these two planning some kind of conspiracy?

17 What is your problem?

Harry: Impulsive, maybe... (Suddenly realized that I had yelled for a long time, so I quickly lowered the volume)

V (contemplation): Afraid of failure?

A certain blue (applause): You understand!Then, it must be invincible in the future~~

Death Eaters (surprised): Has the Lord ever failed?

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Harry (without hesitation): Callous, selfish, arrogant...

V (helpless): I get emotional when I mention it... (turning head) As I said, Harry, don't keep reminding me of my mistakes.

Harry (staring): Don't call me Harry!Wait... I heard the same sentence twice!Is it really not me?

All (in silence): ...We also want to know this...

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Harry (irritated): I've said it so many times, why are you asking me the same question!

Mou Lan (same irritability): It’s not my fault, it’s said that this is the original version of [-] questions, so I adopted it!

V (Calm): Imagining my death to cast the Patronus Charm.

Harry (surprised): You know all this? !

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (rejoiced): Savior, you are really awesome...

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Harry (skeptical): Is that possible?He totally despises me...

[Voiceover: The Savior has always been very self-aware...]

V (wry smile): He just said... I underestimated his influence.

Audience (shocked): Is this a disguised confession?

21 How far is your relationship?

Harry (thinking seriously): In the past, Avada was the only thing we met when we met, but now it seems to have improved, at least we can say hello normally.

V (looking at Harry's lips, speaking softly): Is that a first kiss?

The stage and the stage were overturned.

Harry (flushing): What the hell are you talking about? !

All (jue dao): Who will tell us, aren't these two rivals?Are you all kissing? ? ?

22 Where did two people first date?

Harry (still blushing): No!

V (holding chin): County Sligo, Ireland, a place I specially picked...

Order of the Phoenix (horrified): What?Harry and Voldemort have been to Ireland?How do we not know?

Death Eaters (suddenly realize): So that special guest is the savior... No wonder...

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Harry (furious): Say no more!

V (looking nostalgic): That's good, it would be even better if Harry didn't try to do it.

Harry (glaring): You did it first!

V (smiling, snake language): My dear boy, don't you think you won't fall if you fight on that promontory?

Harry (thinking of the situation at that time, suddenly lacks confidence): ...you are lying! (Unaware of language change, Parseltongue yells back)

Everyone (looking at each other): What are these two people talking about?

24 How far has it progressed then?

HARRY (utterly powerless): Not really...

V (regret): touched his face.

Harry (angry): Don't say such ambiguous words in such a pity tone!

[The curtain falls]

A certain blue (to smooth things over): Alright, today’s interview ends here. Please leave the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters according to the designated exits. Thank you for your cooperation. See you next time!

[After the game ended, the two giants gave lectures to their subordinates respectively]

Dumbledore (anxiously): Just look it up, when did Harry go to Ireland?Also, carry out an investigation into the Order of the Phoenix, there may be Death Eaters mixed in!Harry finally spoke Parseltongue, this must also be found out, how could he?

The Order of the Phoenix is ​​worried.

Voldemort (seriously): Remember everything now?Potter is mine, if anyone of you dares to touch him again, don't blame me for not being fond of the past.

Death Eaters call mighty.

Chamber of Secrets