Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

"You mean we're going on a date in the amusement park?" Jin Yi snorted, holding his toothbrush and coughing until the sky was dark, "cough...did you take the wrong medicine? Have a fever?"

Mouthwash passed through the holographic screen and sprayed Gu Chen's face, he wiped it calmly, frowned and said: "I have specially asked for two days off to arrange this romantic date, can you show some respect for the fruits of my labor ?”

"Brother, are there any elderly people in their thirties who still go on dates in amusement parks like young people?" Jin Yi finally finished coughing, took off his bathrobe and threw it on her husband, turned around to find a shirt in the closet, "I'm going to the laboratory Look at the students, there is a project that will be accepted soon, come to pick me up for dinner at noon, and stop by the electronic market in the afternoon to see the newly launched smart chips - look, this is the life of an adult, wake up, general."

"Hey, what's your attitude? Did I take two days off just to be your coachman? Is the Ph.D supervisor amazing?" Gu Chen followed up angrily, tore off Jin Yi's shirt and threw it into the closet, I couldn't help but put on a casual T-shirt and sweatpants for him: "Hey, I now officially inform you that last night you promised me that this vacation will be arranged by me at my own discretion, and now I am going to exercise my rights as a husband!"

"When do I..."

"At 32:[-], when you cried and begged me for the second time after ejaculation, you were not the crazy look you are now, 'Let me sleep, I will listen to you for everything tomorrow', this sentence is not forced by me As you said, don't pull up your pants and deny it!"

"When will you, you, me, me, me..." The person who was tossed by the human pile driver for half the night could not remember what he was forced to promise when he was dying.

"It's okay if you don't want to go out." Gu Chen squeezed his chin threateningly, "Then we can spend the rest of the time in bed."

"You, you, me, me, I don't want..." Jin Yi stammered, but he had already given up resistance, and was quickly dragged out of the apartment by her husband.

Well, a pirate ship ferris wheel or something sounds a lot safer than a bed.

After driving for less than half an hour, they arrived at their destination. Gu Chen bought the tickets and opened the portable smart brain to check the dating plan at the entrance of the amusement park: "Wait, I have to buy you a few things before we start playing..."

So 5 minutes later, with a giraffe cartoon hairpin on Jin Yi's head, an Assam milk tea in one hand, and a giant pink cotton candy in the other, Gu Chen asked expectantly, "Do you feel very romantic now?"

"..." Jin Yi took a bite of the marshmallow and pouted it on his face, "Just be honest, what kind of fucking dating plan was written by your son, right?"

Gu Chen's face froze, and he said domineeringly: "I have raised him for more than ten years, so what if he contributes a dating plan."

"Sure enough..." Jin Yi really wanted to paste the cotton candy all over his face, but after thinking about it, he finally endured it. He came here and bought a ticket. It's rare for Gu Chen to take a vacation. Don't ruin it like this. He took a deep breath and said : "Let's go, go in and play."

The two walked into the play area with some energy. Jin Yi found a navigation board and tapped on it: "What do you want to play? Disney, Nordic mythology, how about the China Pavilion? Are we Chinese after all?"

"Shushan, spy wars, and this 'Three Thousand Urban Management' sounds so powerful." Gu Chen flipped through the profile and marveled, "A player can lead three thousand urban management to conquer the universe... What is urban management? It is better than mecha troops Are you still a cow?"

Shouldn’t the amusement parks in my memory be all ferris wheels, pirate ships, roller coasters and so on?How could there be such an unscrupulous entertainment project pretending to be a city management officer?Jin Yi thought in surprise, but recalled the awe-inspiring urban management that he had seen in his previous life, and was a little eager to try, and swiped his card into the game without hesitation: "The profession of urban management is incredible, and mech troops are nothing. Let's go, let's Be a city manager."

The admiral who led the mecha troop across the universe was very curious about this domineering profession. He entered the game with his wife, and the staff at the door gave each of them a silver-gray collar. Once they put it on, their body parameters were captured by the collar. In just three seconds, the blue light flashed, and the holographic projection was automatically generated, and they were "dressed" with clothing and weapons suitable for the game.

"What is this? It doesn't look like it has combat power at all. Where are the weapons?" Gu Chen looked at the urban control uniform projected on his body in astonishment, with a large dark blue cap, a light blue short-sleeved shirt, and no chemical or bulletproof vest. Not even a holster.

Jin Yi found the feeling the moment he put on the urban control uniform, straightened his waist, raised his chin, and walked forward arrogantly: "The urban management does not need special weapons, just copy whatever you see, Followme!"

The two walked into the venue one after the other, and a virtual street market that could not be seen at a glance appeared in front of them. There were row upon row of small shops on the street, and some small vendors who were obviously occupying the road were either dragging small carts, or simply There is a street stall, and they are shouting hard.In addition to the two of them, there were a dozen other people wearing urban control uniforms like them patrolling the streets. It was unknown if they were other players or NPCs.

The gate is closed, and after a countdown of three seconds, the system prompts that the task has started, and law enforcement can be done at will.

After all, this is just an amusement project, mainly for the excitement and fun, and it is not difficult. Jin Yi and Gu Chen followed the system prompts and chased them all the way. At first, Gu Chen was not used to such a barbaric law enforcement method, but seeing Jin Yi's journey like a fish in water, he gradually let go. After a few minutes, he actually found the pleasure of revenge against the society, and said confidently: "I didn't expect that the city management profession is so against the sky. No wonder I can conquer the universe, I want to travel back to ancient China and become a city administrator."

After playing for about seven or eight minutes, the surrounding virtual market suddenly trembled, and then the system kept sending out warning sounds: "Hardware failure, hardware failure, please leave the game area quickly after hearing the warning, so as not to cause accidental injury."

"What went wrong?" Gu Chen looked around suspiciously, and saw that the skyscrapers in the distance were slowly collapsing like melted chocolate, the road surface caved in, and all the buildings were left with only the silver-gray basic lines flickering for a few seconds. The bustling virtual market in front of the clock instantly turned into a doomsday purgatory-like scene.

Sure enough, urban management is a high-risk occupation, and the RP value is too low. If I knew I should choose spy war or something, Jin Yi regretted it: "No way, after spending so much money on me, half of the game will be broken?"

"I know the money, the system has warned me, so hurry up and go out." Gu Chen rolled his eyes at him, and pulled him to run outside, only to find that the door was locked by the electronic lock, because the system hardware failure could not be opened at all .

"Is anyone there? Is there anyone outside?" Gu Chen kicked the door hard twice, but couldn't open it. Outside the door, the staff shouted vaguely, saying that the system was out of control, and they were suspected of being seriously infected by a virus. They were notifying the management The office sent someone to break open the door forcibly, telling the people inside to be calm and wait patiently.

"Forget it later, someone should be here soon." Jin Yi said, although the sky is falling apart, but after all, they are all holographic phantoms, which will not cause any real harm to them, so there should be no danger in waiting for a while.

Encountering this kind of thing after playing the first project, Gu Chen couldn't help but get a little dark: "What kind of broken amusement park is this, I want to complain! How dangerous it is for little friends to come to play!" As he said that, he wanted to take off the collar on his neck, but in the end Even the collar was out of control and couldn't be opened. I stabbed it twice with the multi-purpose tool I carried with me, sparking two sparks, and the urban control uniform on my body suddenly disappeared.

"Damn it, I told you to poke around, did it break?" Jin Yisheng was afraid that he would have to pay for damages to public property, but he saw a flash of blue light, and Gu Chen was projected into an extremely embarrassing leaf outfit.

"What's going on?" Gu Chen stared at his "naked body" dumbfounded. Although it was only projected by the collar, but because the parameters were selected better, it was very similar to his own body. Except for no tattoos and bullet marks, Everything else is almost the same, a gust of wind blows, and the rustling sound of the little leaf pants between the legs makes people have the urge to go crazy.

"Ahahahahaha..." Jin Yi couldn't stop laughing wildly, the giraffe's ears trembled wildly, "Is this a savage costume? Lift up the leaves and let me have a look, hahahaha." Before he finished laughing, a blue light flashed , the cup came, and the urban management uniform on his body was gone, replaced by the same color leaf suit, the fig leaves were green and tender, as if they had just been picked off.

"Isn't it a hardware error? It's clearly the wrong software loading, right?" Gu Chen walked into the venue wearing leaf pants, turned on the personal brain on his wrist while walking, and tried to connect to the main control computer of the amusement park through a military satellite.

Jin Yi was furious: "My collar sensor is broken, why is it so different from yours." His nude projection parameters seem to be incorrect, and the generated body is much whiter and more delicate than the real one, with a thin waist and buttocks Upturned, even the nipples have a pink blush like a girl's, which is more attractive than receiving.

Gu Chen turned his head silently, wiped away the faint trace of blood from his nostrils, and said, "Actually, you can try yoga, pole pilates or something, and develop in this area. I don't mind if you become a projection."

"I don't mind! Get out!" Jin Yi kicked his ass.

Before the military satellite was connected, the collapsed streets around them suddenly disappeared slowly, replaced by a verdant and thick green forest, and the green grass began to spread under their feet. The wild mountain flowers are in full bloom all around, colorful and colorful.

"The background has also changed, and it really is the wrong software." Gu Chen looked around and muttered, Jin Yi shook the leaf suit on his waist, and asked in doubt: "Don't you think this scene looks familiar? Adam and Eve lost Paradise What the hell... I know why my body has been virtualized so outrageously, it was changed by Eve, right?"

Gu Chen also felt good when he said this: "It's a bit of a meaning. Maybe this venue used to be a game about stories from the Old Testament. It was recently changed to Sanqian City Management."

Jin Yi said with emotion: "Sure enough, there is no market for games with the theme of Western mythology, and the legends of the Celestial Dynasty are needed to support the scene."

"My child." An old voice suddenly sounded, and the two turned their heads in horror, only to see a skinny old man with disheveled hair slowly drifting towards him from the depths of the jungle.

"Jesus!" Jin Yi shouted, "My husband, come out and see God!"

Three black lines hung from Jesus' head, and he said to Gu Chen, "That's right, Adam, my child, I am your father and your Lord, and I am Jesus Christ."

There are also three black lines hanging from Gu Chen's head, there are so many people who want to be his father...

"In order to save you from loneliness, I made him from your rib." Jesus pointed at Jin Yi lovingly, "He is the bone of your bones, the flesh of your flesh, and your only companion. .”

"Pfft..." Jin Yi couldn't help laughing, and Jesus seemed to feel that the situation was a bit embarrassing. After saying this, he scratched his head, coughed lightly, and said, "By the way, this is Paradise Lost, and everyone who loves each other will Live happily here, but before you can live happily, you must first tell each other how much you love him, only by fully expressing your love can your relationship last..."

Jin Yi and Gu Chen looked at each other, both a little speechless, it doesn't seem to be written like this in the Old Testament, right?But...everything about Adam appeared, so there was no need to pursue the minutiae.

Jesus looked at them with a solemn expression, and continued: "Believe in the Lord and you will have eternal life. Just believe in my words. You will get through the seven-year itch, middle-aged crisis, old age, and confusion. My children, I am with you. "After saying this, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his figure gradually disappeared and disappeared.

"What's the situation? Isn't Jesus the savior? Why did he become old?" Jin Yi asked Gu Chen inexplicably, Gu Chen frowned and shook his head, and suddenly said, "Do you feel... this God..."

A spark flashed in Jin Yi's mind, he made a stop gesture, and said, "I seem to understand something."

The two looked at each other tacitly, with a sneer on their faces at the same time.

The plot of the collapse is still advancing. A monster with a human head and a snake body and wings is hissing over. It looks like a snake in Paradise Lost. The snake is holding a red apple in front of Gu Chen's eyes. Shaking: "Adam, give your wife an apple, and you can have a baby after eating it."

Gu Chen said expressionlessly: "You gave it wrong, right? Shouldn't it be given to Eve... Isn't it right that Adam gave it to me, and then he gave it to me? It's written like this in the Bible."

"Is that so?" The snake scratched its head and said, "That's right." Then he handed the apple to Jin Yi: "Adam, I'll give you an apple, and you can have a baby if you eat it, but I warn you, Children are very sacred creatures, a gift from the Lord to you, don’t beat or scold them, treat them well, and ask for more pocket money.”

Jin Yi took the apple, couldn't bear it, and smashed it on the snake's head, and said angrily: "Is it going to increase the pocket money? Pay back my master and my father, are you tired of working? BRIC, did you fail in virtual modeling? What kind of body is this I made?!"

"What, what? I, I, I can't understand what you're talking about, I, I, I'm just a snake, you're thinking too much..." The snake spoke incoherently, trembling while speaking, before it finished speaking, it suddenly jumped up, The stab slipped into the grass and disappeared.

Gu Chen was prepared and quickly broke through the firewall of the amusement park host, and Fei Ye seemed to output a series of commands, but within a few seconds the alien snake was forced to appear, and appeared in front of them in a stiff posture.

"You still want to run?" Gu Chen smiled coldly, the snake turned pale with fright, and yelled desperately: "Pull out the power! Unplug the power! Hobart hurry up!"

With a flash of blue light, the snake disappeared, and then the surrounding jungle gradually became transparent. After about ten seconds, the leaf suits on Gu Chen and Jin Yi disappeared, and the indicator lights on the collars went out completely, and they returned to their original forms. Attire for the real world.

"You brat!" Jin Yi was completely annoyed, and roared through gritted teeth, "Dare to be my father, what the hell, father, see if I can't beat you to death when I go home today!"

Gu Chen also said bitterly: "Unlearned guy, I can safely enter and leave the military system when I was his age, how could I make such a mistake on such a low-level system as the amusement park host?! His How did you learn modeling? And biology, the trunks and leaves of several trees are not the same kind of plant, does he think that in Paradise Lost, he can graft it illogically?"

The couple complained bitterly about their son's ignorance, boring and unreasonable troubles. The administrator finally opened the door of Xiudou, apologized to them repeatedly, and gave them a free annual pass issued by the director of the amusement park himself as a token of appreciation. Compensation for emergencies.

"Return the annual card, don't expect me to come to this ghost place again!" Jin Yi threw the annual card on the ground and stomped on it. After stamping, he couldn't understand his hatred, and then transferred the hatred to her husband, "It's all you! Childish! Boring! People in their teens have to come to some amusement park, are they dumbfounded, have they been played by their son?"

"What's wrong with being in your teens? Adults can't play in amusement parks? Isn't it just a romantic date? Are you annoyed by the quarrel in the morning?" Gu Chen also became agitated by what he said, and habitually talked to him Yes, halfway through the roar, I suddenly couldn't continue.

More than a dozen years of getting together and being apart, I don't know when Jin Yi's brows have faint wrinkles. In his memory, he has always been a 17-year-old green boy. Can not go back.

Thinking of the previous conversation with the psychiatrist, Gu Chen suddenly had a sore feeling in his heart, the anger disappeared instantly, and his expression darkened: "Okay, it's all my fault... I will discipline my son when he comes home. With a long sigh, he said apologetically, "Actually, today I want to have fun with you. Do you remember that you said several times before that you want to go to the amusement park, the Grand Canyon, and go to the seaside for a summer. What a pity." I have been busy and have a bad temper, so I failed to satisfy your wishes. Is it because we are all mature and old, and now I want to make up for it, but it is too late?"

Jin Yi was stunned, his mind was still stuck on the scolding just now, he couldn't get over it for a while, he never expected that his arrogant and invincible husband could say such low-key words.

Looking at his wife who was frightened by his tenderness, Gu Chen felt even more guilty, held his hand and said, "Then let me beg you now, fulfill a wish I had when I was young, and play with me in the amusement park, okay?" ?”

Jin Yi was tongue-tied for a while, and a warm current surged in his heart. It turned out that this guy was struggling with this, because he was struggling with this.

Yes, I did complain about him in my heart for these things before. When I was in school, other couples got along day and night, and he could only drag his children to work in the laboratory; The sky was still difficult; after he returned to the Federation, Gu Chen stayed on the alien planet, and the chances of getting together were even less.

In my memory, his love seems to have been spent in waiting, waiting for Gu Chen to go on vacation, waiting for him to come back, waiting for him to be promoted, waiting for him to become a star general, just walking all the way and waiting, more than ten years have passed like this , also used to it.

It turned out that it wasn't that he didn't understand, he also knew, he was also concerned about this, and he was also apologetic.

Jin Yi sighed meekly, stretched his arms around his waist, put his chin on his shoulder, and said, "Okay, I understand, I understand." He patted his back lightly, "I am very happy today, Really, it was my fault to yell at you, and I failed your heart."

The corner of Gu Chen's mouth twitched, seemingly a little embarrassed, warm arms wrapped around his body, and his chin rested on the top of his head. The bustling crowd hugged him like this, without saying a word, but Jin Yi really felt him. Inner concern and guilt.

"Forget it, stop playing, I'm too naive and stupid, I should have calculated it with you in advance." Gu Chen said in a low voice, "Let's go, there is still time to go to the laboratory, you go and do your work, I'll wait for you outside, I'll take you to Chen Fu Ji for a big meal after I'm done, and then go to the electronic market together, okay?"

Jin Yi smiled and nodded: "Okay."

"I love you." Gu Chen whispered in his ear, "Did I not emphasize this to you for many, many years?"

Jin Yi couldn't help but the corners of his mouth turned up: "I'll know if you don't tell me."

"Let's go." Gu Chen let go of Jin Yi, put his long arms around his shoulders, and the two of them crossed shoulders and walked towards the parking lot.

Looking up, the sky is clear and bright, like a certain day more than ten years ago. I vaguely remember that it was such a good weather in an unnamed town in Lanya Bay. They wore straw straw hats and ate local popsicles. , Walking shoulder to shoulder in the sun like this, time flies, and everyone is old in a flash.

Fortunately, some things have not changed.