Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

Shangguan Che—no, it should be called Yan Yijie now—Yan Yijie was awakened by a sense of suffocation. When he opened his eyes, the sky outside was just a little brighter, and the dawn reflected a warm light yellow on the beige curtains.

Even with peerless martial arts, as a human being, he still has to breathe. Yan Yijie took a deep breath with his mouth open, fumbled to pull out the thing stuffed in his nostrils, the little man on his chest immediately groaned unhappily Hearing, the fat little body squirmed, trying to stuff his toes into his nostrils again.

I must have owed him a lot of money in my previous life... Yan Yijie was silent, turned around and picked up the little thing that was lying on his body, laid it flat on his pillow, and patted it perfunctorily: "Good boy, sleep and sleep .”

The villain left the body temperature of an adult, and his whimpering immediately took on a coquettish cry, accompanied by the sound of blowing snot and bubbles.

"Doudou, Doudou." The man who was sleeping on the other side immediately turned over and hugged the little man, hugging him clumsily and softly patting and coaxing him: "What's the matter? Are you hungry? Or did you pee... …Yijie, Yijie, hurry up and get a diaper, your son leaks too much urine."

"Let me die!" Yan Yijie stuffed his head under the pillow and growled in despair, "This must be a trap set by those two little foxes, Chen Jinnan and Lan Se. How can there be such a child in the world? No, he is not at all. The child is a hidden weapon, a hidden weapon that tries to kill me anytime, anywhere!!"

It's not that he has a glassy heart, it's that this villain who hasn't even grown teeth is too lethal. Since he was picked up from the hospital a month ago, he has been deliberately trying to kill his adoptive father. First, he took a bath in Yan Yijie He threw his whole can of pumpkin puree on the door of the bathroom, causing him to almost fall to his death in his bedroom.Then he bit off the doll's eyes and threw them in his coffee cup, causing him to almost choke and burst his windpipe.

Recently, it has become even more excessive. Every day when sleeping, the little thing is crying and screaming and must lie on his chest. If he lies on his chest, he can lie on his chest. If he sleeps until the middle of the night, he will definitely have moths. On him, just pissing on his face, and stuffing his nostrils with his toes like today is considered trivial.

Yan Yijie felt that the child was very sinister, he might have been reborn from a male favorite who had been abused in his previous life, and he insisted on returning him to the Chen family two days ago, anyway, Chen Jinnan adopted the child to Chen Daniu at the beginning. Happy.

However, his dear elder brother Yan Yicheng strongly disagreed. He always believed that all of this was a coincidence. It would take a lot of trouble to bring up a five-month-old child. Brought up by a demon king against the sky, how could geniuses like my two brothers lose to a weakling?

So Yan Yicheng volunteered to take on the responsibility of taking care of the children, and vowed to set an example for his younger brother.In order to reduce the burden on his younger brother, he took the initiative to move into Yan Yijie's bedroom last week. No matter how late he was at work, he would resolutely take care of Yan Doudou's little friend's night life with him.

That's right, the third generation of Yan's family, the eldest son of Yan Yijie in the legal sense, and the symbol of friendship between the Yan family and the Chen family, is named Yan Doudou. This Doudou is not an ordinary Doudou, but Yan Yijie's flower. For half a month, he embraced the most perfect name in history that was introduced by Tang Poetry, Song Ci, and Zhou Yi. It is said that as long as his son is named this, it will be like, Wang Daddy, Fuwang and the whole family, you will be prosperous, I will be prosperous, and everyone will be prosperous.

The second young master meant that no one would dare to disobey him, although everyone in his family thought that this name was more appropriate for a dog.

Because of his son's fuss, everyone couldn't sleep anymore. Yan Yijie got up to change Yan Doudou's diapers, and Yan Yicheng went to prepare milk powder and complementary food. Both brothers looked dissatisfied with dark circles, which caused Uncle Kui, who already thought they were a little too close, looked even more worried at the breakfast table.

Yan Doudou, who had been tossing her father all night, was refreshed, clattering while holding the baby bottle, her light blue eyes looked left and right, and finally aimed at Yan Yijie, giving him a meaningful and simple look. Smile.

Yan Yijie had an ominous premonition that he might be unlucky again tonight.

"What's your schedule today?" Yan Yicheng asked Yan Yijie, and Yan Yijie took out his notepad and looked at it: "There is a very important trial this morning, and the Federation Games will be held soon, and the National Academy of Sciences will be held next Monday." We had to submit the list of players before. This time we must win the team championship, otherwise next year’s sponsorship will definitely shrink.”

"Well, that's it." Yan Yicheng frowned. The Yan family is a naval family. Back then, his younger brother was crying and clamoring to be discharged from the military. He supported his younger brother, so he nodded, "Then let me bring Doudou today."

Yan Yijie secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but his face still had a very apologetic expression: "Thank you, brother." Today is the parent-child day stipulated by the adoption agency. He must live with his son all day long. Xiaodoudou has not been adopted for less than a year. During the inspection period, if the child fails to meet the requirements of the institution, the child will be taken back by the welfare institution.

"Come back early at night." Yan Yicheng picked up Yan Doudou in one hand and the briefcase in Uncle Kui's hand in the other, and walked to the special car waiting at the door.Looking at his slender and straight back, the pink bubbles on Yan Yijie's head couldn't bear it—it's so cute, the uncle with Zhengtai is the real cute uncle, boys over flowers are so weak up.

"Second Young Master, Second Young Master, stop choking." Uncle Kui's anxious reminder came from beside his ear, "Straw, be careful with the straw."

Yan Yijie calmly pulled out the milk straw from his nostrils, and coughed: "I'm going to work, brother is too busy recently, let's prepare some high-calorie food for him at night." You better have some aphrodisiac, you know? Yes, sleeping purely with the one I love every day is simply too much to worry about. Subduing an abstinent man is a little devil.

Yan's National Academy of Chinese Studies has gone to the Federal Games selection competition for three rounds, today is the final round of finals, Mr. Yan Yijie, the founder of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, personally serves as the chairman of the judging committee.

"Let's get started." As soon as he put on his formal clothes, Yan Yijie immediately entered the guru mode like a dog.

The contestants entered the arena one by one, Nanquan, Taekwondo, Judo, and the newly added event this year-Yan's Fighting, these are the highlights of their gold medals this year, especially Yan's Fighting, not only to win the gold, but also to win the gold medal. It's pretty, it's king, it's winning, everyone is convinced, the competition is the best performance, and it's also the best advertisement. As long as you perform well, it's not impossible to double the number of members next year.

The two-hour selection contest ended soon, the contestants left, and Yan Yijie and several persons in charge moved to the conference room to continue the discussion.

"The NO.16 player is very good, and he performed very well in all aspects." A vice president said.

"But player No. 23 has more room for improvement, and his drug response is the most sensitive, and he must perform better on the spot." The chief scientist said that this position was only added this month, and it is said that other sports organizations are doing the same now , so Yan Yijie followed suit and recruited such a person.

"Drug reaction?" Yan Yijie asked in surprise, "Isn't the use of drugs strictly prohibited in the sports meeting?"

"There are many drugs that can avoid security checks. Mr. Yan, in fact, the use of drugs is already an unspoken rule in the industry. Athletes are becoming more and more professional, and logistics personnel are also becoming more and more professional. Coaches alone are not enough. This is also the case in our industry. reason for existence."

"Oh, that's it." Yan Yijie thought for a while and asked, "You said he is sensitive to drugs, have you tried it?"

"Yes, I have been giving him a mild drug for the past week, and the response is very good."

A vice president interjected: "Sensitivity is not necessarily a good thing, chief, how did I hear that although he has improved his grades quickly after taking drugs, he is prone to erections during competitions. Will this cause the judges to lose points?"

"No, there is no special deduction item for erection in the competition rules. In fact, you may not have noticed that many athletes, such as badminton, table tennis, gymnastics, etc., will have erections during the climax of the competition. I can't be 100% sure , but [-]% of them have taken similar drugs.”

"Wait." Yan Yijie suddenly interrupted him seriously, "You mean, there is such a drug that can make men excited, but no one can check its existence?"

"I'm not sure about the others, but the security agency of the Federal Games will definitely not be able to find out."

It is said that even the most stringent drug inspection agency in the world can't find it out, so doesn't that mean that no one can find it out? It's maddening to be next to your sweetheart, but you can only watch from a distance and don't play with it. God knows how much he wants to give his dear brother some aphrodisiacs and then offer his own cucumber when he's in a daze, and then after daylight Pretending to be an attempt to resist and submit with hatred.

But as a senior official of the naval intelligence agency, it is too difficult to bring him down with some medicine. If he is found out afterwards, he will definitely not be able to take it.So this wretched plan never came to fruition, but fortunately, God help me, the opportunity finally appeared!

The Chief Scientist is really cute, Miehahahahaha!

Grandmaster Yan sat there blankly, wondering how he was going to make trouble with his brother tonight, until he was reminded by the secretary: "Mr. Yan, do you think there is anything else to add?" Then he woke up and found that he didn't know anything The time will be over.

So Grandmaster Yan scanned the audience majestically: "The meeting is adjourned, and the chief scientist will stay here for a while."

In the evening, Yan Yijie returned to the General's Mansion. The living room was brightly lit, and the smell of disinfectant could still be vaguely smelled.

"What's going on, is anyone sick?" Yan Yijie strode into the living room, and found his elder brother standing there with his waist bent, and the family doctor was packing the medicine box.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you, big brother?" Yan Yijie was startled and asked anxiously.

"No, it's nothing. There was an accident at work and I was slightly injured." Yan Yicheng was originally pale, but when he saw his younger brother, he immediately put on a calm expression, "I'll be fine after a few days of rest." .”

"Ah? Where is the injury? Is it serious?"

"No, it's not serious, it's just...the leg...a little pain." Yan Yicheng had a strange expression on his face.

"Let me see." Yan Yijie wanted to roll his trousers, but Yan Yicheng's face changed, and he pressed his hand, "No, no, no, I'm fine, it's just that my calf is scratched Afraid that he would still be persistent, he changed the subject and said, "By the way, I have good news for you, Doudou can talk!"

"Ah?" Yan Yijie couldn't recover, Kui Shu happily stuffed Yan Doudou in romper into his arms, and clapped his hands: "Doudo, baby Doudou, show me a show for Dad, hurry up."

Yan Doudou looked at his father dully, blew blisters on his face in a short while, turned his head and threw himself on Yan Yicheng: "Dad, Dad, Dad..."

"Oh my darling, I'm uncle, come on, call me uncle." Yan Yicheng was so gentle that water dripped out, he pointed at his younger brother, "This is daddy, call him daddy."

Fatty Yan Doudou waved his hand for a long time but didn't see "Dad" coming to hug him. He groaned twice, turned his head to look at Yan Yijie reluctantly, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma... ..."

"Pfft—" Uncle Kui was the first to burst out laughing, and Yan Yicheng shook his head dumbfoundingly: "This child, why is he screaming like crazy?"

"Hehe, how can such a young child know how to call people? He just utters some unconscious syllables after adults." The family doctor was also amused by the little fat man, stood up with the medicine box, and said to Yan Yicheng: "The wound must be Be careful, although the injury is not serious, but the location is very dangerous, don't leave any sequelae."

"I'll pay attention." Yan Yicheng nodded awkwardly, and said to Uncle Kui, "Go see the doctor."

Uncle Kui sent the doctor out. Yan Yicheng suddenly found his younger brother standing on the ground with the child in his arms. His expression was blank and his eyes were dreamy. I jumped down from the 120th floor. Although I have been cured after treatment, mental illness cannot be cured. Could it be that the child called my mother just now and relapsed?

"Yijie?" Yan Yicheng tried to call his younger brother, his voice trembled a little when he remembered the days spent with depression.

Yan Yijie is definitely not sick. In fact, he is still immersed in the great happiness of life at this moment. It is amazing. Yan Doudou, you are worthy of being my son. You have seen me and you at such a young age. Uncle’s future adultery, he called his parents ahead of time. Although it’s the opposite, it doesn’t matter, as long as you understand that we will become a couple, hahahaha.

"Yijie, what are you doing, Yijie?" Yan Yicheng was so frightened by his younger brother, he staggered over and moved his arm, "What are you thinking?"

"Oh? Ah, it's nothing, I was thinking... Do I want to take Doudou alone tonight." Yan Yijie came to his senses, and immediately made an expression of "I'm so afraid that I can't live without you, brother".

So it was because of this, Yan Yicheng heaved a sigh of relief: "It's okay, I'll still take it with you, it's just a skin trauma, it's fine."

"But the doctor said..."

"It's because the doctor is a little nervous, but it's nothing at all." Yan Yicheng straightened his waist and took two slow steps in order to reassure his younger brother, "Look, it's nothing serious."

There appears to be no fractures.Yan Yijie also heaved a sigh of relief, if it was only a minor injury, it shouldn't affect his plan for tonight, and... a proper minor injury can reduce his combat effectiveness, maybe things will be easier.

Mie ha ha ha ha today is really a day of double happiness, the son predicted their future happy life, and the elder brother's combat effectiveness declined, God help me and God help me too.Yan Yijie was so happy that he was about to sing.

"Okay, go get me a glass of water, and Doudou will give me a hug." Yan Yicheng was afraid that his younger brother would think of something unpleasant again, so he hurriedly sent him to do some work to divert his thinking.

Yan Yijie was in the middle of his arms, and immediately ran to the kitchen to pour water. He didn't know how to get his brother to take the medicine, but now he has it all!

When Uncle Kui came back, he found that the Eldest Young Master had disappeared, and the Second Young Master was holding the child and preparing to go upstairs, and asked, "Where is the Eldest Young Master?"

"Oh, he's not feeling well. He went back to his room to sleep, and we're planning to go back to sleep." Yan Yijie was in a good mood, and hugged his son to say goodbye to Uncle Kui, "Come on, Doudou, say good night to Uncle Kui, we Go back and find Uncle to sleep."

"Ah? Eldest young master still sleeping in your room tonight?" Uncle Kui said in surprise, "He's injured so badly, and it's in that kind of place, he won't be able to rest well if he sleeps with the child. Second young master, I didn't say You, even though he is an elder brother and you are a younger brother, you should feel sorry for the young master."

"What's wrong? Didn't he say that the injury doesn't matter?" Yan Yijie didn't understand why he was so nervous, "I think he can stand and walk, and his leg bones should be fine."

Uncle Kui snorted: "What kind of leg bone? The young master is just too embarrassed to say it. He hurt his butt."

"What?" Yan Yijie couldn't believe his ears.

"It's not all your son's fault. He took Doudou to work today, and the child crawled around in his office. Somehow, he got the gun out. He shot him in the ass, almost piercing the chrysanthemum. Already!" Uncle Kui whispered, "Tell me about this fat boy, how can he even open insurance."

Yan Yijie opened his mouth and couldn't make a sound at all. He looked at the innocent and black-bellied little eyes of the child in his arms, remembered his meaningful smile this morning, and finally realized that the nightmare was still going on. The pumpkin puree incident and the pull one head incident, today's one is really big! ! !

This guy is definitely the rebirth of my enemy... Yan Yijie looked at Uncle Kui with a full face, and then looked at his bedroom, thinking about sleeping on his bed with a macho man who had drunk an aphrodisiac and injured his ass. I don't know if I should run away now or bite the bullet and go back to the room.

"Is the young master already asleep? Should I ask someone to carry him back to his room?" Uncle Kui asked kindly.

Yan Yijie shook his head slowly, with tears in his eyes: "No, no need, I will take good care of him." It was almost 10 minutes after he drank the medicine, and it was too late for gastric lavage, so he asked someone to go in and see his brother's appearance How can I get it.

The antique wall clock rang, and it was time to go to bed. Yan Yijie hugged the Nemesis Emperor, and walked to his bedroom with heavy steps. Yan Doudou hugged his neck with great attachment, and blew bubbles in his ear: "Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma..."

Ma Ma your mother!Mr. Chen Jinnan wants to return the goods...