Rebirth 1/2 Wastewood

No matter how orthodox the family is, there will be one or two rebels every few generations.Unfortunately for the Yan family, two generations have run into each other.

On the third day of the summer vacation, Uncle Kui was woken up early in the morning by the roar of the second young master. Yan Yijie, wearing his frivolous silk nightgown, rushed down from the second floor like a gust of wind and grabbed him by the collar: "Yan! Where is Doudou? Did you hide him, I warn you not to cover him anymore..."

"Yijie, Yijie, what are you doing, let go!" Yan Yicheng rushed down the stairs after him, with only a pair of light gray pajamas on his body, he didn't even have time to put on his pajamas, his muscular upper body was covered with suspicious red marks, He didn't care to hide anything, and grabbed his younger brother's hand vigorously, "Let go of Uncle Kui, calm down!"

Yan Yijie let go of his hand resentfully, and then hopped up and shouted at his brother like a peacock whose tail was burnt: "You know how to kill me! You have been protecting that murderous bastard all day long! It's alright now, I just scolded him a few words last night and ran away from home today! Look, look! 'I'm never going home again, and none of you are coming out to look for me, I hate Dad'! He hates me? I hate him so much! It’s been eight years, and he’s punished me for eight years, it’s a blessing that I didn’t die!”

"Okay, okay, let's go back to the room and say, don't quarrel here, okay?" Yan Yicheng persuaded him kindly, half dragging and half hugging him upstairs, "It's very annoying for a child to have a temper." It's normal, you are such an old man, do you have to tell your son one, two, three? He has no money, no car, and can't go far. This is a military and administrative area. I'll ask someone to check the surveillance video... ..."

Uncle Kui didn't have time to say a word from the beginning to the end. Seeing the two brothers going back upstairs, he couldn't help but heaved a long sigh. It's already summer, why are these two brothers still always have skin allergies, and they always turn red all the time? Pieces, it won't work, you have to ask your family doctor to take a look.

Back in the bedroom, Yan Yijie threw himself under the quilt angrily. Yan Yicheng groped under him, and finally found his pajamas. While putting it on, he called the security center: "This is General Yan's Mansion." , I am Yan Yicheng, I would like to ask you to check whether there was a little boy about eight years old who left the military and administrative area between eleven o'clock last night and nine o'clock this morning. His name is Yan Doudou, and he is my nephew. ...Yes, Mr. Yan Yijie's son."

Putting down the phone, Yan Yicheng went to the bathroom to fill a jar of water, climbed onto the bed and rubbed his brother's hair affectionately: "Go take a shower, wake up, I've already filled the water for you, don't worry if you're fine, They'll hear back."

"Fuck that! I'll just wait here, and I'll have to drown that brat when I get him back!" Yan Yijie's eyes were red with anger, and he bit his pillow and said fiercely, "At worst, I'll pay for his life. No matter what, I can't let him go further and further down the evil path!"

"Okay, don't bite, I'm going to be bitten by you." Yan Yicheng rescued the down pillow from his mouth coaxingly, and muttered softly, "I bit it last night and bit it again today, and I bit Uncle Kui badly." Going to nag again."

"What do you think he thinks? He's only eight years old! How dare he steal my electronic signature and sign a contract with a D-level website at the age of eight!" Yan Yijie complained angrily, and took out a bunch of colorful papers from the bedside table. Pocket Book Comics, "Looking at the erotic comics he draws, many of them have been published. Who would buy such things——'Nazi Army God and His Mercenary Lover', 'Green Field', 'Twins Sisters' Forbidden Love'...fuck all-rounder, BL, BG, and GL are all covered!"

"Calm down, calm down." Yan Yicheng hurriedly comforted his younger brother, but Yan Yijie couldn't stop cursing his son who didn't learn well: "Why did I adopt such a guy blindly? You said he really has a collection of blue eyes." Se and Chen Jinnan are the best idiots, they are as good at drawing as his own mother, and the things he draws are completely his own father's aesthetics! Look at his pen name——Shangguan... How do you pronounce the word?"

Yan Yicheng leaned over and looked at it for a long time, with cold sweat dripping down his head: "I don't know..."

So a generation of masters, a high-ranking naval official, silently felt pain in front of the words "Shangguan Ziyi".

Half an hour later, the call from the security center came back: "Mr. Yan Yijie? Hello, we have checked. From last night to this morning, no boy around eight years old has entered or left the military administrative area. Are you His son should still be in the district, we have sent patrols out to look for it, and we will notify you as soon as we find it.”

"Okay, don't worry, he's still here." Yan Yicheng patted his younger brother's butt comfortingly, "Go take a shower, it's not good for your health if you stay in it for too long."

"You also know that it's bad for your health!" Yan Yijie jumped up with a dark face, "I always forget to tell you to buy something, and if you forget to buy something, you still have to do it. How did I treat you? Look at it again." See how you treat me!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, it's all my fault." Yan Yicheng quickly apologized, hugged his younger brother and patted him gently, "It's all my brother's fault, okay, I'll clean it up when Doudou comes back He vented his anger on you."

"Not a single good thing!" Yan Yijie slammed the bathroom door angrily and went to take a shower.Yan Yicheng sighed, spread out the messy bed sheet that was kneaded last night, fluffed up the pillow, and helped his younger brother find a change of shirt and trousers. On brother.

That night of chaos and wind and rain eight years ago is still a pain in Yan Yicheng's heart. He can't figure out how he would do such a thing that is not as good as a beast, and he actually gave his own brother to that... even more so than a beast... What's more, he actually became addicted to this kind of thing, and he wanted to hit his younger brother when he had nothing to do. Although his younger brother would occasionally hit him later, after all, he did it a little more...

Forget it, let's live like this, my younger brother is always more reliable than a woman I don't know, and blood is the most reliable thing.

The two brothers didn't even go to work, so they just waited at home for a whole day, but Yan Doudou was not found in the security center until the afternoon.

"I didn't see him go out on the surveillance, and I couldn't find him in the military and administrative area, so where would he go?" Yan Yicheng walked back and forth anxiously in the living room.Yan Yijie was no longer as angry as he was in the morning, and looked at his brother dully.

Suddenly, Yan Yicheng's footsteps stopped: "Is there something wrong with the monitoring?"

"?"

"For some people, surveillance is nothing more than a display." Yan Yicheng and Yan Yijie looked at each other while talking, and both brothers had a clear look in their eyes.

In the early morning, the doorbell of Hobert's house rang non-stop. The housekeeper opened the door and saw a white and clean little boy standing outside, with golden brown curly hair, gray-blue eyes, and lips as fresh as freshly picked cherries in summer .

"Hello, Uncle, is this the Hobert's house?" The child was only about seven or eight years old, carrying a big schoolbag, and spoke with an immature milky smell, but he was very polite.

The butler leaned forward and said, "Yes, kid, this is Hobert's house, who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for Mr. Hobert."

"Mr Hobert has gone to work, my dear, and he won't be back until evening."

"I'm looking for Mr. Hobart Jr., Van Helsing Hobart."

"Oh, you are looking for our young master." The butler suddenly realized, looked him up and down, judging by his age, he should not be the young master's classmate, and he didn't seem to have been at home before, so he asked suspiciously, "He is here, but you are?"

"My name is Yan Doudou, and my brother's name is Jin Zhuan." Yan Doudou said proudly, "My brother is Mr. Hobert's boyfriend. He can't pick me up if he has something to do, so he told me to wait for him at my sister-in-law first." .”

The butler's head was dripping with cold sweat, why did the young master have a boyfriend?I've never heard him mention it before, isn't Jinzhu his classmate... No, why is it her boyfriend?Isn't the young master a boy?Goodness Ma'am, she's going to go crazy when she hears that.

"Please come in." In any case, such a small child could not be allowed to stand outside, the housekeeper could only invite him in first.

Yan Doudou was sitting on the sofa in the living room. The housekeeper had never entertained such a young guest, so he was not sure what to drink for him: "Do you want some tea, kid? Or fruit juice?"

"Do you have ice cream?"

"Oh, there are." The butler quickly brought a cup of vanilla-flavored ice cream, and Yan Doudou took a bite cautiously, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"Is it not bad? This is made by our chef himself. How does it compare with the taste outside?" the butler asked.

"How do I know if I'm swollen?" Yan Doudou scooped up a large spoonful of ice cream and licked it, "I've never eaten it before."

"Is that so." The housekeeper thought lamentably, it turned out that their family was so poor that they couldn't even afford ice cream.

"Yeah, I'm lactose sensitive and I get cramps when I eat ice cream, and my dad never lets me eat it."

"..." The butler hurriedly snatched the ice cream out of his hand, you are not here to find someone, you are here to set me up, kid?

After changing the child to a glass of juice, the butler went upstairs to call Mr. Hobert Jr., "Master, a guest is looking for you."

Hobert just woke up and was drying his hair in a bathrobe. "Who is it? Is it Mr. King?" He couldn't think of any other classmate who would come to him on the third day of summer vacation so blindly.

"No, it's Mr. Jin's younger brother." The housekeeper said, "He said his name is Yan Doudou."

"Yan Doudou?" Hobert was taken aback, isn't that Yan Yijie's adopted son? "You go down and entertain him for a while, I'll come down after changing clothes." After speaking, I suddenly remembered that Jin Zhuan said that Yan Doudou's destructive power is very strong, and immediately changed his words: "No, let him come to my room Bar."

Yan Doudou stood at the door of Hobert's room with a big schoolbag on her back, and bowed politely: "Hello, sister-in-law!"

Hobert covered the child's mouth, and the hairs all over his body stood up. He stood on tiptoe to see that the back of the butler had already gone down the stairs. Well, I hope he didn't hear anything.Although he is indeed in a relationship with Gold Brick, the two of them have always had a pure man-to-man relationship, and they have never even held hands.

What do you mean by "hello, sister-in-law"? Hey!

"Did your brother ask you to come to my house?" Hobert let Yan Doudou into the room and asked, "Does your father know that you are here?" In a sense, he should be the child's father .

"That's right, my brother asked me to come, but my father didn't know I was here because I was running away from home!" Yan Doudou said happily, "I wanted to go to my brother's house, but he said that my father You can definitely guess it, so you called me here. Wow, so you two are engaged in an underground love affair? It’s so evil, it must be very exciting, right?”

Hobert rolled his eyes, and he knew that Gold Brick had nothing good to do with him, and he actually caused such a big trouble to come home.

"Where's your brother?"

"He's watching the dog at home, and he'll come pick me up when the puppy is born." Yan Doudou sat on the edge of Hobert's bed, shaking her short legs, "Sister-in-law, will you take me in?"

Can I still drive you out into the street?Hobert wanted to call Yan's mansion directly, but he didn't want to cause trouble, so he finally dialed the number of the golden brick: "What do you mean by bringing your brother to my house?"

"Jianghu emergency, Jianghu emergency!" Jin Zhuan said with a low voice, "just a moment, I will go to your house to take him away before noon, the dog at home is about to give birth, I really can't leave."

"He said he was running away from home. You should call your second uncle right away. It will be very troublesome if they call the police!"

"No, at a certain moment, I have to show adults some color. You understand." Jin Zhuan said indignantly, "My second uncle doesn't understand Doudou at all, and he doesn't respect his ideals at all. I can’t go on anymore, I support him to run away from home! Hobert, you are a friend, just help me take him for a while!”

This is the generation gap. What are the children in the middle and second grades thinking? In fact, Hobert can’t remember at all. Just now, when he was trying to persuade him, Jinzhu probably felt that his tone was a bit domineering just now, so he softened his voice to coax him. He: "It's a big deal. I'll come over at noon and make delicious food for you. My mother bought a lot of special ingredients yesterday. I secretly brought them here to make them for you."

Thinking of the craftsmanship of the gold bricks, Hobert swallowed his saliva: "Okay, I'll wait for you until noon. If you don't come at noon, I will call my dad and ask him to take your brother home."

"Yessir!"

After putting down the phone, Hobert looked back at the child and suddenly felt a pain in the ass - there are still two hours before noon, how can we get along with him in these two hours?

Yan Doudou also looked at him, suddenly grinned, and said, "It's so boring, I brought comics, do you want to read them together?"

"Okay." Hobert was not interested in comics, but he still sat next to him, and the child clattered out a bunch of pocket comics from the big schoolbag: "There are a lot of them, and they are all specially prepared for you."

"For me?" Hobert was surprised.

"Yeah, my brother said that you are too cold. Either there is a developmental problem, or you are too CJ. I can't do anything about the developmental problem, but if you eliminate CJ, you can read comics."

Yeah?Hobert picked up a comic at random, flipped through a dozen or so pages and found Sparta.

"Who gave you these things? Is it your brother?" Hobert closed the comics and asked seriously.

"Om?"

"Does your dad know you have these things?"

"He already knew, last night." Yan Doudou was crying, "That's why I ran away from home."

Hobert grabbed the comics in his hand and stuffed them into his schoolbag, and called Gold Brick again: "You can come to my house within half an hour, right away!"

"But there's still one that hasn't grown yet..." Before Jin Zhu could finish speaking, the phone was hung up.

Half an hour later, Jin Zhuo knocked on the door of Hobert's house on his second-hand air-cushioned scooter, carrying a basket of ingredients on his back.

"What's the matter? What happened?" Without wiping off his sweat, Jin Brick put down his things and ran into Hobert's room. Hobert dumped a bag of pornography in front of him with a bang: "You How dare you show this to your brother and ask him to show it to me?"

"Ah? What? I don't have any." Jin Zhuan picked up a comic and saw the pseudonym on the cover, suddenly realized, "Oh, it's this one, isn't this..." Turning two pages, he was stunned, and went to Yan Dou Dou fell beside him, "Okay! So you drew this kind of thing!"

"What?" Hobert was taken aback, "He painted it? Didn't he? How old is he? Isn't the author's name Shangguan..." After all, he lived two lifetimes in one day and didn't know those two words = =

"That's his pseudonym! Yan Doudou, you bastard!" Jin Zhuo was furious, and grabbed the child by the collar, "This is your ideal? I'm really in a gutter to believe you, and even help you block it!" The surveillance probe of the military and political area, so the second uncle punished you for this reason! You bastard, you dare to run away from home after doing such a thing!"

"Oh?" Yan Doudou was stunned, "I'm just drawing H manga."

"That's all? You're only eight and a half years old, and you're still a minor. How can you draw something like this? It's against the law, do you know? If anyone complains about your website and publishing house, they will be sued in court, and they will all be accepted! At that time, you will also be sent to the juvenile detention center!"

Yan Doudou was frightened, and looked at his brother pitifully with a flat mouth: "Are you serious?"

"Nonsense, I'm a genius, I'll lie to you?" Jinzhu has completely inherited the fine tradition of Zi Liandi, "Warning you, immediately terminate the contract with the website when you go back, honestly learn from you, and when you turn 16, what do you like to draw?" No one cares about you anymore."

"Really?" Yan Doudou said longingly, "It's great to be 16. When will I be 16?"

"Yeah, it's great to be 16 years old, and then you can have sex..." Gold Brick also looked forward to it, "So those who do great things must be able to endure what ordinary people can't bear, Doudou, for yourself For my ideal, I must obey my father's words and live safely until the age of 16, understand?"

Yan Doudou was enlightened: "I understand, brother, I will live well in the white terror of my father!"

Brothers in distress shook hands tightly and extended a revolutionary salute.

Hobert was about to be stunned by these two guys. He wanted to educate them but didn't know how to say it. He struggled for a long time and decided to let it go-in any case, the ending was good, and the child was willing to go home.

"Ahem!" Hobert coughed at the right time, and Brick immediately returned to his majestic big brother status: "Now you know that you are wrong."

The brainwashed Yan Doudou chick nodded like pecking at rice, Jinzhu let go, and helped his younger brother straighten his collar: "Hey, I will call my second uncle now, and then I will make something for you to eat, and go home obediently after eating." do you know?"

"Got it." Yan Doudou came and went even faster, and said happily, "I want Kung Pao Chicken, sweet and sour pork, and ice cream!"

"You want to die, but I don't want to die, don't think about ice cream!" Gold Brick pulled Hobert out, "I brought a lot of ingredients, please help me cook."

"I do not know."

"It's good for you to stand by, as long as I see you, I will be filled with infinite power!"

"..."

Jinzhu completely inherited Jin Yi's good cooking skills. After a while, four dishes and one soup were served on the table. The three of them sat down at the table and started eating.

"Don't hold the chopsticks like this, it's too high!" Jin Zhuan knocked on the table and stared at Yan Doudou.

Yan Doudou obediently pushed Xiaopang's hand down.

"Don't spill the soup everywhere!"

Yan Doudou, who always drinks soup, puts down the spoon silently.

"Don't eat peanuts, your mouth will swell due to allergies.

Yan Doudou was about to cry, counting rice grains with her mouth flattened.

"You're endless!" Seeing that Gold Brick was still talking nonsense, Hobert yelled at him unbearably, "Why do you care so much about children's food, just take care of yourself!"

"I'm doing it for him."

"How can he eat when you make such a noise? He is as scared as a quail, and the food is stored in his heart. He can't digest it at all. What should he do if he is sick?"

"Okay, I'll listen to you." The arrogance of the future wife and slave disappeared immediately, and he graciously added some juice to Hobert, "You eat more, you are so thin."

"I want you to take care of it!" Hobert kicked him. After kicking for a long time, he didn't see the gold bricks and vegetables. When he looked up, he found him sitting in a daze holding his rice bowl, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"What are you doing?"

"I feel so happy and warm." Gold Brick sniffled, "What's wrong with this kind of family of three dear and darling... Hobert, we will definitely become model couples in the future."

"You think too much!" Hobart said blackly.

The incident of Yan Doudou's running away from home came to an end in the evening. Yan Yicheng and Yan Yijie had already guessed that it was the fault of BRIC, and they received a call from him on the way to York City, so it didn't take much time. It didn't take long to find the Hobert's house.

I thought it would take a lot of hard work to persuade my son to go home, but Yan Doudou admitted his mistake before the two of them even said a word: "Dad, uncle, I was wrong, I will study hard in the future. "Let's wait until the age of 16 to draw H manga, make a fist.

Yan Yijie was completely dumbfounded, and he had prepared so many words to educate his son along the way, but he didn't use a single word.Subduing the enemy without fighting or something, this kid has also learned the art of war from Sun Tzu?

"Okay, it's good that Doudou has figured it out." Yan Yicheng calmly patted the child's head, then pulled his younger brother's arm: "If you have anything to say, let's go back and talk about it. After all, the child is a child, so don't be too harsh on it. How is he, as long as he walks the right path in the future."

Yan Yijie could only nod his head, and took his son's hand: "Go home, you are not allowed to run away from home for anything, you know?"

"understood."

After thanking Hobert, the three of them took the child out, and stood at the door Yan Yicheng patted Jin Zhuan on the shoulder: "Thank you for this matter, little Brick, thanks to you persuading Doudou, I still have a good time along the way." Worry about how to persuade him to come here."

"You're welcome, Uncle." Gold Brick also patted Uncle on the shoulder, "It is our responsibility as elders to educate the juniors, and I have also learned a lot of experience in being a husband and a father."

Yan Yicheng: "..."

Yan Yijie couldn't bear it and slapped him on the back of the head: "The bastard is not a generation away! Doudou is of the same generation as you, and his father is me!"

Jin Brick ran behind Hobert with his head in his arms: "Second uncle, goodbye, goodbye!"

Watching Yan Yicheng's car disappear into the military-only waterway, Jin Zhuan sighed, and gently hugged Hobert's shoulder behind him, blushing and confessing: "Don't worry, I will be a good father in the future." .”

"..." Hobart pulled his hand off his shoulder, pushed it out, and closed the door in front of him, "you can go now."

The housekeeper looked at the weak figure of his young master from afar, hesitating with the phone in his hand: Although Mr. Xiao Jin is a bit off-line, he is also quite cute, should he report the matter with the young master to his wife right away?

Beating mandarin ducks is a matter of bad luck. The butler made up his mind and pressed the "Exit" button, and walked to the greenhouse. Young people's affairs should be resolved by themselves.

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