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Chen Feng and Di Que looked at each other, Di Que blushed like a monkey's butt, staring nervously at Chen Feng as if he wanted to pierce him with his eyes.

Chen Feng held back his laughter, thinking that if he answered Di Langlang at this moment that what he and his father did in the room was to give him a younger brother, he wondered if Di Que would immediately run away with his son in a panic.

"What did the dead child ask?" Di Que panicked and slapped Di Langlang directly from the back of the head: "Children, don't ask questions about adults!"

Di Langlang was attacked suddenly, although Di Que didn't use his strength, he was startled, and the tears started to roll in his eyes again.

Chen Feng hurriedly hugged Di Langlang on his lap, patted Di Langlang's head and coaxed him, "Langlang is not afraid, Dad is scaring you."

Di Langlang's big eyes flickered twice, looking at Chen Feng pitifully and not knowing why.

Chen Feng smiled softly, and continued: "Godfather is helping Dad with a massage in the room. Dad is tired from work, so Godfather wants to help Dad regain his energy."

Di Que immediately glared at Chen Feng, seeing that Chen Feng had an upright face and was not ashamed to deceive the flowers of the motherland, the corner of his mouth twitched.

"Then... Langlang wants to." Di Langlang said loudly, "Father and godfather, let's bring Langlang together, Langlang doesn't want to be alone."

Di Que's teeth were grinding, damn Chen Feng, dig a hole and jump in by yourself.

Unexpectedly, Chen Feng still didn't change his face, and patiently explained to the naive Di Langlang: "Massage is a very painful thing. Not only will my father and godfather hurt, but Langlang will also hurt if he looks at it from the sidelines. How could father and father be willing to make Lang Lang hurt?"

"..." Di Que listened to Chen Feng's imaginative nonsense, which became more and more unreliable, so he couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and sat aside angrily, completely ignoring the two of them.

"Why does massage hurt so much?" Di Langlang wrinkled into a bunny face, completely puzzled.

Chen Fengbing came to stop him: "Langlang, look, after the massage, Dad won't be tired anymore, so massage is like seeing a doctor for an injection. It won't get better if it doesn't hurt. If the massage doesn't hurt, you won't be comfortable. You are still a child. Kid, it would be frightening to see Daddy yelling in pain."

Di Langlang immediately covered his eyes with his slender hands, and said softly, "The injection hurts."

"Well, so from now on, Langlang will obediently wait for his godfather to massage his father." Chen Feng smiled and patted Di Langlang on the head.

Di Langlang tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded half-understanding: "Langlang is obedient."

"Langlang is so good!" Chen Feng raised his eyebrows, unable to hide his complacency.

"Godfather... Are you still angry about Langlang breaking the vase?" Di Langlang immediately asked cautiously.

"Haha, Langlang is so good, of course godfather won't be angry." Chen Feng really thought that little guy Di Langlang was cute, so he couldn't help pinching his tender little face.

"Godfather!" Di Langlang smiled sweetly, throwing his small arms into Chen Feng's arms.

Di Que, who was already on the sidelines, was so angry that his eyes were about to fall out.

What kind of turnaround is this?What kind of nonsense concepts did Chen Feng instill in his son?

When Chen Feng coaxed Di Langlang to sleep and fell on the big bed with his arms around Di Que again, Di Que finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Hey, do you think my son is an idiot?" Di Que squinted at him.

Chen Feng was taken aback for a moment, and shouted for injustice: "No, why did you say that?"

"What massage? Why do you hurt me and everyone hurts you? Now Langlang is still young, he takes everything you say seriously, and you teach him these things irresponsibly. What should he do if he grows up and his world view is chaotic?" Di Que is upright Awe-inspiring reprimanded.

Chen Feng was taken aback, and he put his head on his hands and exclaimed in surprise: "When did you become so father-like? The relationship between us is destined to be abnormal in Lang Lang's worldview."

Di Que coughed guiltyly, but still couldn't help but look away: "Lang Lang is a quick learner, be careful when he goes to the kindergarten and says that the massage is painful, the teacher should reveal his secrets when he hears it."

This is a lesson of blood and tears. That time "playing a hooligan" Di Que has thoroughly experienced the power of Di Langlang.

"So you're worried about this..." Chen Feng couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth: "It's no big deal if you reveal your secrets, just tell me that I donate some sponsorship to future stars, which teacher dares to look down on Langlang?"

"Hmph, it's easy to say!" Di Que was dissatisfied, and suddenly made up his mind after learning from the pain: "Don't do it at home in the future."

The son knew that his father was the one being oppressed, does he still have prestige?

Chen Feng hugged Di Que into his arms indifferently, and coaxed him: "This is up to you, anyway, Xiaobai hasn't married yet, so he can bring Langlang with him at any time."

Di Que realized the meaning of Chen Feng's words, blushed, picked up the pillow and patted Chen Feng's face: "Can you think of something without mosaics!"

Chen Feng hugged the pillow and laughed, begging for cheap: "It's hard, as soon as I see you, my mind is full of mosaics."

"What's wrong with me being a mosaic?" Di Que got angry, and rode on Chen Feng and strangled his neck.

Chen Feng turned over and pressed Di Que under him, and put his hand dishonestly into the loose pajamas.

Di Que twisted uncomfortably, and spat: "You stallion!"

"You should be glad that I'm only in love with you." Chen Feng smiled, pulled up Di Que's pajamas and licked his belly button.

Di Que kicked his legs impatiently, and snorted: "If you dare to be angry with others, I will castrate you!"

"Don't worry, no one is better than you in bed." Chen Feng licked and started to develop downward again.

Di Que was a little excited by Chen Feng, but when he thought of his bold words just now, he quickly pushed Chen Feng's head.

"Hey, I just said I won't do it!"

"Let's do it again. Tomorrow, I'm going on a business trip to S City for a week. Isn't it a long time since we can see each other?" Chen Feng licked the corners of his mouth and stroked Di Que's hair and ears.

Di Que was stunned for a moment, and after a while he called out, "Why did you tell me now?"

"Didn't I find a chance to talk to you all the time?" Because the negotiation went well, he directly arranged a visit to S City. Originally, Chen Feng wanted to calm down a little by himself. Who knew that he and Di Que could reconcile so quickly? .

Di Que's mood fell instantly, and he sat on the bed and didn't speak.

Usually, the two of them get together less and leave more, but now that there is an extra child in the family, Chen Feng can no longer be with him, and he feels... a bit lonely.

When Chen Feng saw Di Que's gloomy expression, his interest just now faded.

He leaned over and hugged Di Que into his arms, and comforted him softly in his ear: "I know you shouldn't let you take care of Langlang alone, I'll finish the work there as soon as possible and come back as soon as possible, okay?"

"I didn't say I wouldn't let you go to City S, don't say that I'm too self-willed." Di Que frowned, and let out a long breath, dispelling the faint feeling of discomfort in his heart.

"I know you are the most reasonable. May I come back early to give you a surprise?" Chen Feng chuckled and kissed Di Que's earlobe: "Why don't you attack you again at night? Do you remember the time... ..."

Chen Feng's hot air sprayed against Di Que's ear, soft and itchy, but Di Que still laughed and couldn't help but hide.

"You can say nice words to perfuse me! I'm the only one who is so stupid to believe your outdated rhetoric." Di Que glared at Chen Feng, then hugged Chen Feng's neck and kissed him.

Chen Feng immediately went up to meet him, enthusiastically pushed Di Que down on the bed and quickly stripped off his clothes: "I have to make enough money tonight, and paid in advance for a week's worth."

"Nimma treats me like a credit card!" Di Que bit Chen Feng's neck.

Di Que consumed too much at night, and when Yoyo woke up, the other half of the big bed was already empty, leaving only the slightly cool air floating with an ambiguous smell that could not go away.

Di Que stretched lazily, lying on the bed and staring at the crumpled sheets.

Chen Feng is probably already on the plane right now.The old bastard is actually hiding away, right?Leave him alone to watch his son.

Son... son!

Di Que's mind trembled, and he immediately jumped up from the bed.

"Ouch! Kindergarten!" Di Que clutched his old waist, endured the faint pain in his buttocks, and jumped up and down to wake Di Langlang up.

Chen Feng's flight was at [-] o'clock, and the security check has been tightened recently, so he might have to wait in line early in the morning to take off his shoes.

Today he can only send Di Langlang to the kindergarten, who knows that he slept in again.

He ran out of the master bedroom, glanced at the grandfather clock in the living room, and stopped immediately.

Ah, it's past ten o'clock, so what the hell.

Di Que scratched his hair, turned around slowly and went back to his room to get his mobile phone to call the company and the kindergarten to ask for leave.

"Hey, Xiaoqian, Langlang's health is still not very good, he has a fever again, I'll stay with him at home, I won't go to the office today, if you need anything, just call me on the phone." Di Que breathed out After the fluent explanation, before Nie Xiaoqian could sneer at him, she quickly pressed the phone.

Di Langlang slept soundly, and his sleeping appearance was extremely poor, the quilt was kicked to the ground, and his pajamas were turned up, revealing a small white belly.

Di Que looked at his son and giggled for a while, stretched out his foot and kicked Di Langlang's little butt: "Hey, get up, are you still going to kindergarten?"

Di Langlang pouted, hummed twice, turned over and continued to sleep soundly.

Hey, what's wrong with inheriting from your father, if you insist on inheriting the fact that you can't wake up, you will be promising.

Di Que pursed his lips, sighed and said, "Dad got up late, we won't go to kindergarten today. Get up quickly, Dad will take you out for pizza."

Di Langlang sat up immediately, his eyes were still open, he rubbed his little hands, and whispered in his mouth: "Pizza..."

Di Que shook his head, completely despairing of his son.In addition to sleeping and eating, he really gave birth to a purebred little lazy pig.

"Get up and get dressed by yourself." Di Que called Mr. Zhao while instructing Di Langlang to be self-reliant.

"Ms. Zhao, I'm Di Langlang's father." Di Que immediately beamed when he heard the gentle Mr. Zhao answered the phone.

"Teacher, Langlang is still not feeling well. I'm a little worried. I want him to rest for another day."

"Is that so? Then let Langlang rest well, and if he still doesn't recover, he must see a doctor." Teacher Xiao Zhao said with concern.

"Yes, thank you teacher."

Di Que was about to hang up, but Mr. Zhao continued to say: "Mr. Di, since you called, I will let you know by the way. The annual parent-child communication festival of future stars will be held soon. This event The purpose is to make parents care more about their children. It is a scientific parent-child activity that enhances mutual trust and intimacy during the process of playing games and shows with children. Langlang has no mother, so please be sure to participate in person.”