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The backstage immediately became chaotic. Teacher Xiao Zhao was busy greeting the actors for the second act to take their seats, while stopping Di Que, and comforting the male teacher who insisted on acting decently.

"Xiao Xiao, hurry up and play!" Teacher Xiao Zhao shouted.

Hua Xiaoxiao immediately ran to the stage with a white gauze skirt.

Because the prince wants to kiss the princess in the last scene, although the kiss is not real, the little girl who originally played Snow White is still awkward and says nothing.

In the end, Di Langlang played the role of the prince as he wished, and the role of Snow White was given to Hua Xiaoxiao.

The narration has already started, and Mr. Zhao hurriedly pushed the hunter: "It's your turn to play."

The male teacher is still a serious person, and he stood there unwilling to move: "I took the initiative to say that I would kill Snow White, and then let her go, wouldn't it be contradictory?"

Teacher Xiao Zhao didn't have time to think, and immediately made a decisive decision: "Then you really kill, I will let the dwarf come out early to rescue Snow White!"

It was too late, and the hunter was pushed onto the field for the second time.

The male teacher endured the loud shouts of "Bad guys! Down with the bad guys!" from the children in the audience, bit the bullet and really started chasing and killing Hua Xiaoxiao on stage.

"Snow White, don't run! I'm going to kill you today!" The hunter pulled out the toy sword.

Hua Xiaoxiao was taken aback, and hurriedly ran around the stage with her skirt in her hands, pretending to shout: "Help, help."

Seeing that the time was ripe, Teacher Xiao hurriedly gathered the children who were playing the dwarves, and coaxed them all into the arena: "Dwarfs, Snow White is being chased and killed by villains, you must act bravely and rescue Snow White!"

The seven children who played the role of dwarves were also pushed onto the stage by Mr. Zhao, and immediately started a fierce and funny "fight" with the hunter on the stage.

Regardless of the plot, the children only heard that they were going to save Snow White. They were braver than the other, and surrounded the hunter in a few strokes, attacking the hunter with a prop ax and a prop hammer made of plastic foam in their hands.

Naturally, the male teacher couldn't really fight the child, since the beating didn't hurt the child anyway, so he pretended to cry twice, hugged his head and squatted on the ground.

"I, I admit defeat, save Snow White!"

Hua Xiaoxiao originally acted like she was afraid to run away, but then she saw the dwarves fighting lively and the hunter begging for mercy with his head in his arms, as if our side had already won.

He was the king of kids, but at this moment he forgot the plot, raised his arms and rushed forward: "Catch the hunter, knock him down!" Hua Xiaoxiao was the first to jump on the hunter's back, beating him with his small fist.

Under Snow White's command, the dwarves threw away their weapons one after another, joined the battle group, and directly greeted the hunter with their small fists. The crowd was raging, and a scene of gang fights was formed for a while.

The male teacher screamed as he was hit by the raindrops of small fists, tears welled up in his eyes.

Although the child's fists didn't hurt much, he couldn't hold back the crowd, and he couldn't help thinking sadly whether his attitude towards the children in the Little Green Miao Class was not friendly enough, which aroused public anger at this time.

"Don't fight, I surrender!" The male teacher really cried when he thought that his hard work full of love was not recognized by the children.

There was chaos above the stage, but it was ten times more violent off stage than on stage.

Hua Dafa held back Di Que's shoulders to prevent him from running away on the spot, and Teacher Xiao Zhao also pulled Di Que sweating anxiously.

"Let go of me, I've been discovered, I really won't act anymore." Di Que yelled.

"What did you find?" Teacher Xiao Zhao was anxious: "Mr. Di, if you run away at this moment, what should you do after this scene?"

Hua Dafa also persuaded: "Yes, Mr. Di, if you persist, don't make things difficult for Mr. Zhao!"

You know, he still wants to share the stage with the queen as a king.

"Father, do I look good in the prince's clothes?" Di Langlang was wearing the prince's clothes energetically and wearing a small cloak. Being left alone, he ran up and grabbed Di Que's clothes and asked him unwillingly.

Di Que's eyes were red, thinking of Chen Feng looking at him with interest just now, he wished he could just dig a hole and bury himself.

"Let go of me! Don't touch me! Be careful and I'll sue you for molestation!" Di Que yelled, and was the first to solve Hua Dafa who had been eating his own tofu while he was messing around.

Seeing Di Que's fierce look for the first time, Hua Dafa couldn't help being taken aback, and let go of his hands.

Di Que was relieved to get rid of this bear with well-developed limbs and simple mind, and immediately rushed towards the backstage exit full of light.

As soon as he took a step, someone grabbed his collar.

Di Que turned his head, and Teacher Xiao Zhao was smiling at him: "Mr. Di, I will be very embarrassed if you run away."

Don't be kidding, her demonstration class selection in the coming year, her individual application for excellence in the coming year, her bonus, and her year-end are all counting on today's announcement.

"Hey, Mr. Zhao, the image of your gentle and pleasant kindergarten teacher has changed." A drop of cold sweat dripped from the corner of Di Que's forehead.

"Mr. Di, really please." Teacher Xiao Zhao continued to smile, put the wig on Di Que's head without hesitation, and pushed him onto the stage again.

She can't handle it anymore.Anyway, the stage play has been completely spoofed by this time, and pushing Di Que onto the stage can at least prevent him from running away again.

On the stage, Snow White is waving the hunter's toy sword, riding on the tearful hunter to play horseback riding and fighting, followed by a huge team of dwarfs, and there is a group of Snow White's personal guards who are obliged to applaud and shout under the stage.

As soon as Di Que was pushed onto the stage, the jubilant children immediately fell silent, standing on the stage and staring at Di Que.

Di Que was also stupid, blinking, looking at the world beyond his cognition in amazement.

This is... what's the situation?Snow White has subdued the hunter, what the hell is he doing as a queen?

Snow White also reflected at this time, pointed at the toy sword, and shouted: "Queen, I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

Di Que was embarrassed, and stood stiffly on the side of the stage, subconsciously glanced at the direction of Chen Feng in the audience.

Chen Feng was resting his forehead with his hands and couldn't see his expression clearly, his shoulders trembled obviously because of a fit of laughter.Bai Xiaoqi was sitting next to Chen Feng, his face was stern but twitching, as if he was trying hard to hold back a smile.

Di Que was so angry that his face was burning with heat.

Today, he completely entertained Chen Feng at the expense of his personal image!And the whole show was entertaining him!

This guy Chen Feng must be laughing at him in his heart now, if he hadn't forgotten the words first, the plot would not be like a runaway horse running thousands of miles, and he would not be able to pull it back.

Di Que's fighting spirit was suddenly aroused, and he thought that Lao Tzu must not be laughed at by an old guy like Chen Feng.

He regained his energy, raised his chest and yelled at Snow White: "Snow White, let the hunter go!"

Of course Snow White would not do it, she pointed at the queen and shouted, "I won't let you go, unless you come to be our hostage instead of the hunter."

The corner of Di Que's mouth twitched, thinking that the little brat knows what a hostage is before his hair grows.The problem is that their bad guys will be harmonized, so what's the use of taking hostages.

Of course, children have no reason to speak. If he keeps arguing with them, he doesn't know what kind of chaos it will turn into.

"Snow White, why don't you eat the apple obediently and wait for the prince to save you?" Di Que couldn't take it anymore, and gave up on himself and explained the whole plot.

Hua Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered the original story of Snow White, so she looked at the small audience who were staring at him nervously waiting for the follow-up development, hesitated and asked Di Que: "What about the apple?" ?”

"Uh, Apple..." Di Que was stunned.

He was inexplicably pushed onto the stage by Mr. Zhao, and he didn't even have time to change into the wizard's costume, let alone Apple, he had no time to prepare.

"You, you wait, I'll get it now." Di Que's head was dripping with sweat, and this foolishness went straight to Mars.

Hua Xiaoxiao frowned, and was about to speak when the hunter who had been lying obediently under him said, "That...the apple has been on me..."

He was in charge of preparing the stage props. The apple was the fruit he ate every day after lunch. Today he specially didn't eat it, and left it for Di Que before the third act.

At this time, there was no third scene to speak of. When the hunter heard that the queen asked for apples, he knelt down and took out a plastic bag from his arms, and took out the clean red Fuji from the plastic bag and handed it over.

"Snow White, don't eat apples, apples are poisonous!" an unknown child in the audience yelled righteously, the hunter shook his hand, and the apple fell to the ground, Gulu rolled a few times and rolled to Di Que's feet.

Di Que picked up the apple in a daze, and it felt heavy in his hand, like holding a round time bomb.

"You gave the apple to the queen! Protect Snow White!" cried one of the dwarves, and began to greet the hunter again with his little fist.

The male teacher was so wronged, he hugged his head and dodged, thinking that the children nowadays are so ignorant, what's the point of acting in a stage play.

There was still applause from the audience, and the crowd shouted angrily: "Down with the bad guys!"

Di Que really couldn't bear to watch a group of children bully a frail male teacher, but he didn't dare to rush forward.

In case the group of children shift their targets and attack him instead, do you think he should resist?If he resisted, it seemed that he, as a parent, was not serious or serious, but if he didn't resist, he would be aggrieved a few times.

"Don't beat him anymore, let him go, can't I surrender?" Di Que sighed and turned to be a peacemaker.

Hmm, the ending like this is not bad. After the evil forces are defeated by the righteous side, they change their minds and start a new life, which is very in line with the spirit of fairy tales for children.

Di Que was very satisfied with his quick-witted adaptability, and waited for Hua Xiaoxiao to climb down his steps.

Hua Xiaoxiao obviously didn't understand his good intentions, and refused without hesitation: "If you want me to let the hunter go, you have to eat the poisonous apple yourself!"

"Huh?" Di Que held the delicious-looking red apple and was embarrassed again: "Why are you so troublesome, you little brat? You said you were going to surrender. Why do you want me to eat poisonous apples?"