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"It's useless to surrender. The teacher said that the bad guys will be punished!" Hua Xiaoxiao shouted righteously.

"Eat apples! Eat apples! Let the queen eat apples!" The children on and off the stage unanimously responded to Huaxiaoxiao's bad idea, booing one after another.

Di Que was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt a sense of desolation, besieged by enemies and surrounded by enemies.

The hunter looked up at him sadly from the other side of the stage, with tears in his eyes, full of endless appeals for help.

Di Que looked at the dirty apple rolled on the ground in his hand in embarrassment, and gave it up.

"Okay, just eat it, you have to keep your word and let the hunter go!" Anyway, it's just an ordinary apple, and it won't kill anyone if you eat it. Children are naive.

"Queen, don't, you don't have to worry about me, run away by yourself." The hunter was suddenly moved, and stopped Di Que loudly in grief.

There was silence on and off the stage, and suddenly sympathized with the queen.

"Queen, don't eat apples, apples are poisonous." I don't know which child in the audience was the first to defect, and then there were childish shouts one after another.

The corner of Di Que's mouth twitched, and he was completely speechless in front of the god who was upside down.In confusion, he just wanted to quickly end this unlucky stage play, so he turned his heart and bit down on the big ruddy apple.

The sweet apple juice overflowed his mouth, Di Que couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and continued to take a second bite with relish.

This apple is nice, crunchy and sweet.Di Que almost forgot that he was eating the so-called poison, he dealt with the big apple in twos and twos, and threw the core on the ground.

"Can you let the hunter go now?" Di Que smiled, looking at a group of little ghosts who looked at him with reverent eyes in a daze.

Hua Xiaoxiao also opened her mouth wide, overwhelmed by Di Que's courage.

The male teacher saw that the children were no longer pestering him, and ran off the stage in a hurry as if he was about to receive an amnesty.

"How... how do you feel?" Hua Xiaoxiao stared at Di Que with some fear.

Di Que was puzzled, and replied puzzledly: "It's good, the apples are quite sweet, what's the matter?"

"Aren't apples poisonous?" Hua Xiaoxiao sharply pointed out the truth.

"..." Di Que was dumbfounded, and suddenly covered his stomach in pain: "My stomach hurts suddenly, ouch..."

Di Que played the scene of being poisoned cooperatively, and slowly fell down on the stage, quite dead.

Hua Xiaoxiao saw that Di Langlang's father was lying on the ground and was not moving. She was suddenly frightened and ran up to push Di Que: "Hey, uncle..."

Di Que lay sideways on the cold floor, closed his eyes tightly, and continued to pretend to be dead without moving.

Hua Xiaoxiao was so scared that her little face turned pale, she jumped up and ran off the field quickly, shouting: "Teacher! Teacher!"

When the seven dwarfs saw that Snow White had run away, they also ran off after her.

Offstage, Chen Feng watched Di Que communicate smoothly with a few children on stage without any generational gap, and even worked together to tamper with classic fairy tales like Snow White, making his liver tremble with laughter.

He breathed a sigh of relief, watching Di Que lying alone on the stage, hit by the cold light, his face was serene and graceful, like a sleeping beauty, as if he was in a fairy tale.

The corners of his lips twitched suddenly, and he stood up: "Xiaobai, is your phone still recording images?"

"Yes, Mr. Chen." Bai Xiaoqi held up his mobile phone, and it was hard to hold back his laughter, but he didn't dare to be too presumptuous in front of Chen Feng, and almost endured internal injuries.

"Then continue, don't stop..." Chen Feng adjusted his tie with a smile, his eyes were shining brightly.

"Ah?" Bai Xiaoqi was startled, watching Chen Feng walk away leisurely.

Backstage teacher Xiao Zhao was busy comforting the noisy Hua Xiaoxiao and some children, but the narrator kept winking and asked her how to have a happy ending in the end.

The male teacher with a glass heart was still hiding in the corner and weeping silently for his failed first stage play electric shock, when suddenly he was patted on the shoulder.

He raised his head with red eyes, and a tall, elegant and well-dressed mature man was smiling at him: "Can you lend me your clothes?"

"What... are you going to do?" The male teacher was in a daze.

"Of course I'm going to kiss and wake up the beautiful queen." Chen Feng pointed his index finger between his lips, raised his eyebrows and smiled mysteriously.

The young male teacher blinked, and his face turned as red as an apple.

Di Que felt that he had been lying alone on the stage for a long time, so long that he wondered if the audience had already left the stage, and everyone in the backstage also withdrew, leaving him here alone to be stupid, and all this was some kind of vicious punishment for him. joke.

He quietly opened one eye slightly, and vaguely saw that the dark heads of people under the stage were quiet, and they seemed to be staring at him with full attention, and hurriedly closed his eyes again.

what happened?Why is it not over yet?Teacher Xiao Zhao, what are you waiting for, hurry up and narrate, victory over evil, blablabla...

Is there any mistake, the ground is very cold, but the light on his body is very hot, he is lying on the hard floor and cannot move half of his body is numb, no matter what, this boring and embarrassing farce will be over quickly Bar!

Di Que kept shouting in his heart, and suddenly felt the vibration of the floor sensitively, and the sound of footsteps came slowly.

Steady steps approached him, and stopped behind him. Hearing the rhythmic footsteps, Di Que guessed that an adult must have entered the stage.

His nerves immediately relaxed, and no matter what, someone came to rescue him.

As the heat source approached, Di Que suddenly felt his head being lifted up and held in his hands, and then his shoulders were encircled, and he was held in his arms in a half-lying position.

Oh shit!Who dares to eat Lao Tzu's tofu!

He was gnashing his teeth violently, but a faint masculine scent mixed with tobacco and musk entered his nose.

Chen Feng's usual perfume... Di Que's heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't continue acting.

"Queen..." The deep and warm familiar voice rang in my ears, with a hint of teasing and teasing.

Di Que's back immediately sweated, his eyelids trembled, he didn't dare to open his eyes, but anger was brewing in his heart.

Chen Feng?What is Chen Feng doing on stage?It's not enough to see him embarrassing in the audience, and he ran to the stage to make trouble?

It's just that they haven't seen each other for nearly a week, and at this moment, surrounded by the familiar heat and smell, feeling Chen Feng's breath hit his face, but it makes him feel itchy in his heart, and he is reluctant to break free.

"Queen, I'm back. I didn't expect you to eat a poisonous apple just to save me..." Chen Feng said with deep pain, his voice full of emotion.

Di Que closed his eyes, but thought in his heart what is this all about?

Chen Feng saw Di Que's eyelids trembling constantly, and he knew that he must be full of question marks now, and he was suffering so much, so he slowed down even more, deliberately making him anxious.

"You don't know that I fell in love with you the first time I saw you, not only because of your beauty, but also because of your crystal-like kind heart. From that day on, I vowed to protect you silently for the rest of my life, but no When I think of you, you are secretly hurt because of your beauty, even at the expense of hurting yourself and others. Do you know? From the beginning to the end, you are the most beautiful person in my heart. I don’t want to hide in the dark and watch you silently, please Wake up, my love will make you the most beautiful and happiest person in the world again."

Di Que jumped up and down happily like a little rabbit in his heart, listening to Chen Feng's sweet words in his ear in a dizzy state.

This bastard Chen Feng is too good at fooling, such a messy plot made him come back.

Di Que knew it was acting, but Chen Feng's voice was too deep and sweet, and it sounded sincere.

Thinking that Chen Feng usually teased him mostly, but the moment of confessing his true feelings like this really makes people's heart beat faster involuntarily, it's hard to believe it or not.

While struggling with Chen Feng's magic voice, Di Que suddenly felt a heat on his lips, and Chen Feng kissed him.

Ahhh!Chen Feng actually kissed him in full view!

Di Que opened his eyes abruptly and sat up.He got up so violently that Chen Feng didn't have time to raise his head, the two heads collided fiercely, the sound was amplified by the microphone, and there was a loud bang.

Di Quehong jumped up with eyes full of tears. While rubbing his painful forehead with tears in his eyes, he pulled down the microphone and yelled at Chen Feng: "You are crazy! Don't you know there are so many people watching?" Chen Feng He also pulled off the microphone, rubbed his forehead and gasped: "Of course I know, I covered your face with my hand, it looked like I was borrowing a seat, but I couldn't find it, what are you afraid of?" "That's not okay! You don't Do you know that this is a fairy tale for children? You old pervert!" Di Que was jumping up and down red-faced, his head was bubbling with shame.

"You're already lying here, and I won't come to kiss you to wake you up. Who do you want to come, the farmer just now?" Chen Feng pursed his lips, stood up, and pulled Di Que into his arms.

"...!" Di Que's heart trembled, and he was short of breath: "Didn't you, you, you, you saw it?"

Chen Feng smiled darkly, rubbed Di Que's lips vigorously with his fingers, wiped the bright jelly lipstick a little messy, and said through gritted teeth: "Should I be angry, and then I will punish you, the queen who can't stand loneliness ?”

Di Que immediately showed a terrified expression, his hair stood on end.

"In this way, the hunter and the queen lived a happy life." Teacher Xiao Zhao hurriedly grabbed the narration microphone and said something, then threw the microphone and shouted: "Quickly pull the curtain! Pull the curtain!"

There was a burst of applause from the audience, all the children rejoiced for the queen's resurrection, and the parents were all somber at the seriousness of the tampering of the classics. Snow White pulled down the curtain in such an embarrassing and spirited atmosphere.

At the moment when the curtain came up, the queen was struggling in the hunter's arms, but she was still dragged by the hunter forcefully to a position where the curtain blocked her.

Chen Feng dragged Di Que all the way out of the kindergarten and got into the car. Di Que struggled in shock and fear.

"Langlang, Langlang is still inside!"

"No problem, Bai Xiaoqi will take care of him."

"Change, I haven't changed yet..."

"No, don't hunters and queens look good? It's just right to elope."

"Then I also want to say hello to the teacher. If I was taken away by you for no reason, they will misunderstand."

"There's no misunderstanding, Teacher Xiao Zhao knows me as Langlang's godfather. I told you I'm here to help."

"That's not okay. You kissed me on the stage. I don't explain it clearly. Do you want to meet people in the future?"

"You don't need to see anyone, I've already decided to lock you up!"

"Oh! Chen Feng, go to hell! I won't go with you!" Di Que screamed in fright.

"..." Chen Feng remained silent, with unabated strength in his hands, he opened the door happily and pushed Di Que in.

Di Que was terrified, and immediately changed his tactics to please Chen Feng and smiled: "Well, I can explain it, what you see is definitely not what you imagined."

Chen Feng smiled, and started the car neatly.

"Don't worry, I'm not angry. You don't have to rush to explain to me now. You still have one night to explain to me slowly. If one night is not enough, you will ask the company for leave tomorrow. If it is not enough... "

Di Que forced two tears from the corners of his eyes. He turned his head and watched the scene outside the window quickly recede. He slammed on the car window and shouted heart-piercingly, "Help, help! Who will save me! Ah——!"

Di Langlang watched the teachers begin to move the props on the stage, stood silently for a while, then walked over and grabbed the corner of Teacher Xiao Zhao's clothes, raised his head and asked, "Teacher, when will the prince appear?"

The author has something to say: Hua Dafa watched the teachers begin to move the props on the stage, stood silently for a long while, then walked over and grabbed the corner of Teacher Xiao Zhao’s clothes, lowered his head and asked, "Teacher, what is the king?" When will you show up?"

[Hua Dafa flips the table: Author!I didn't have a chance to appear in Lao Tzu's stage play, so why didn't he even have a part in the text?If the author has something to say, it means God! ! !

Someone picked his nose: It means that there is no place to put it. You appear on the stage to disrupt the overall balance. The author still thinks about you when he has something to say. I really am my real mother.

Hua Dafa squats in the corner: 55555, I want to change my mother...

Someone: Cough cough, although the second watch is beautiful, but there is no meat, and the festive day of the full moon should not be too bloody~ Cover your face, little slag, Mid-Autumn Festival is with you, amen~~

Xiao Zha: Author!Don't scare me, the sex scene in the next chapter, Chen Fengfeng, is gentle, right?

Uncle Chen: I swear, I will be very gentle, very gentle to torture you.

Xiao Zha: I'm on strike, I'm really on strike.

Xiaobai: Did I make soy sauce again?

Uncle Hua: I didn't even get soy sauce!

Lang Lang: My prince, woo woo woo woo...