Grass!Don't call me brother!

protect.After crossing the bridge, Xiao Linyuan regained that silly expression.The earnestness just now seemed to have passed by in a flash.

Lin Yaoming didn't bother to think about it, suddenly his eyes lit up, what a fool!Commissary!Unexpectedly, there is also a canteen in Fugui Village!

In fact, the canteen at the entrance of the village is not called a canteen at all. They have a well-known name, which is "Fu Gui Da Department Store". Seeing the sign Lin Yaoming, he didn't even feel like complaining.However, he still decisively picked up the iPhone and sent a Weibo post with a click.Xiao Linyuan kept pulling at the hem of his brother's clothes, watching curiously as his brother took out a cube and clicked it at the department store.

"Go, I'll buy you something to eat."

"No, there's no need..." Xiao Linyuan was embarrassed to look up at his brother as he said that.

"If not, I'll go in by myself!"

"Don't...with Yuanzi..." Seeing the pitiful expression of the little fool, Lin Yaoming smiled triumphantly.

After a while, a tall, handsome, and stylishly dressed boy came to Fugui Department Store with a small, thin, dark man who lowered his head vigorously.The proprietress is a middle-aged old woman, but when she saw the woman's fat lips with lipstick and the fancy clothes, Lin Yaoming immediately knew that this woman must be a rich person in a wealthy village.

Of course, the old woman's eyes lit up when she saw a handsome young man dressed in fashion, and she casually brushed up that fluffy hairstyle, but when her eyes fell on Lin Yuan's small cut hair, those extremely small eyes almost The fire came out.

The obese body managed to move out from behind the counter, pointing at Lin Yuan and yelling, "Yo! Who told you to come here! What a shameless dirty thing! Didn't your father teach you not to come here?! Get out now, get out!"

Xiao Linyuan was so frightened that he almost cried, and hid behind his brother.

Lin Yaoming didn't expect that the old woman would be so hurtful when she opened her mouth. Hearing someone scold the little fool like that, he felt a surge of anger spontaneously!

"Hey, why are you talking about Lin Yuan like that?! Be more polite! Do you understand with a little bit of morality!"

The old woman's small eyes somehow made her roll her eyes so easily, "This handsome guy, don't pay attention to this kid, he's a thief! No, he's a habitual thief! Thieves are not welcome in Fugui Department Store Come!"

Hearing the word "thief", Yaoming frowned and turned to look at Xiao Linyuan who was about to cry.There must be something hidden in the pitiful look of the little fool.I didn’t bother to chat with the old woman anymore, so I picked up a bottle of mineral water and prepared to pay the bill. I accidentally glanced at the production date. It didn’t matter if I didn’t see it. When I saw it, my brain went crazy, “I’m stupid! It’s overdue for a month. ! Can this thing be sold?!!!”

The fat woman twisted her plump buttocks, walked slowly to Lin Yaoming, snatched the mineral water, and found the exact location of the date of birth with her small eyes, "Handsome, it's okay, I won't die after drinking it Human~ what are you afraid of, you are so handsome, it must be okay~"

I go!Hearing this answer, Lin Yaoming broke into a cold sweat. Expired food has nothing to do with being handsome or not! ! !

I didn't dare to buy mineral water anymore, so I took a bottle of Coke next to it, and after checking that the date was still a year away, I decided to buy it with confidence.

"Ouch~ I don't want that bottle of mineral water? Handsome guy?"

"No more." Nima, do you still dare to ask for it? !

After buying a Coke, Xiao Linyuan couldn't wait to run out of Fugui Department Store, but Lin Yaoming behind him grabbed him by the collar, and his little body immediately became still.

"Be honest and be lenient!"

"Huh?... What width?!"

Lin Yaoming looked at the curious eyes of the little fool, and felt an urge to drop a Coke.Forget it, why bother to be serious with a fool, he will lose if he is serious.Taking a deep breath, Lin Yaoming began to explain in the simplest language, "Why did that old woman scold you just now?!"

Hearing his brother's question, Xiao Linyuan lowered his head anxiously, pouted his mouth and said unhappily, "Because...I...I'm a thief...".

Unexpectedly, Xiao Linyuan would give such an answer, "Are you really stealing something?!".

Seeing his brother's slightly disappointed expression, Xiao Linyuan really wanted to explain, but Yuanzi started to stammer when he was nervous, "I...I didn't steal...stealing!! It's all... Fat Saner...he made Yuanzi... Stealing...stealing... popsicles...! No, it's... Yuanko's!! I don't want to!!"

At the end of the explanation, Lin Yuan was so anxious that he almost cried.Lin Yaoming now understood that that fat Saner wanted to eat popsicles, so he encouraged Xiao Linyuan to steal them.I can't afford to make trouble for the little fool to become cannon fodder. "Then how did you steal it?"

"Genko didn't want to... I went in, saw the popsicles and took them away... Then I was caught by Aunt Feng..." As he spoke, his voice became smaller and smaller, until it sounded like a mosquito.

"Hahaha!!!", thinking of the little fool rushing into someone's refrigerator like a hero, taking a popsicle and walking out swaggeringly, and the old woman's name is Aunt Feng, why not? As for Sister Feng, the people in this village are so fucking funny.

Yuanzi looked at her brother with a puzzled face, she didn't know why her brother suddenly smiled, and she smiled so beautifully, the sun was shining on her brother's face, twinkling and twinkling, it was so beautiful.

Finally had enough of laughing, Lin Yaoming said, "Don't take other people's things directly in the future, you have to pay for the things you take, you know? Also, don't play with that fat man in the future, it's really not a good thing .”

Xiao Linyuan tilted his head and thought for a while, "Sometimes he is good, and sometimes he is bad, like yesterday he spanked Yuanzi's ass, that is not good. But sometimes he will pick Yuanzi The palm of my son's hand, as long as you give him a kiss, there will be sweets to eat, very sweet... that one is good."

"Fuck!! He kissed you?!!! That unlucky idiot little fat guy kissed you?!! Why did you let him kiss you?!! He let you steal things! You still let him kiss you?! He is a man Do you know?! Did you hit your head on a pigsty?!"

My brother spoke too fast, Xiao Linyuan blinked his eyes as if he understood, but he didn't seem to understand, but when he heard his brother said that his head hit the pigsty, Lin Yuan's eyes lit up, "How does brother know that Yuanzi's head is broken?" Hit the pigsty?!"

Seeing Lin Yuan's innocent expression, Lin Yaoming's head suddenly became bigger again. "Anyway, you are not allowed to play with him in the future! Don't let him touch you! Don't let him kiss you! Don't eat his candy! Don't talk to him! Do you know?!"

I don't know how many words the little fool listened to, but the little fool nodded in a panic.I don't know if he understands it, but Lin Yaoming knows it well, it's strange that he understands it.Sighing, it seems that I still have to pay attention in the future and educate slowly.

Village 013

"Yuanzi, listen, let me tell you...", but at this moment Lin Yaoming found that the little fool was smacking his little mouth, staring eagerly at the Coke can in his hand.Ever since I opened Coke and gave the little fool a taste, it turned out like this.Lin Yaoming raised the Coke in his right hand, the little fool raised his head to stare at the can, then continued to tap his mouth, changing the Coke from his right hand to his left, Lin Yuan's big watery eyes immediately stared at his left hand …

"Listen!! Look at my face!! Grass!! Not Coke!!! It's my face!!!"

Hearing the suddenly amplified sound, Genko didn't react, blinked his eyes, and shivered suddenly.The old man turned his eyeballs in a different direction unwillingly, thinking, the black and bubbling thing in my brother's hand is really delicious. After drinking it, I seem to still have gas in my stomach, "Hi~".

Seeing the little fool hiccupping suddenly and still smiling foolishly and complacently, Lin Yaoming wanted to throw Coke on his head!

But now the little fool is quite obedient, because he has already set his eyes on his own face, although he is very reluctant. "Yuanzi, didn't your father tell you about kissing?"

"No!" That's right, Xiao Linyuan said it very confidently!

Lin Yaoming wanted to vomit blood, "...kissing must be of two opposite sexes to be normal."

"What is the opposite sex?"

Swallowing a mouthful of old blood, "...it's just a man and a woman!"

"Oh..." Lin Yuan tilted his head thoughtfully for a while, "...Why do you have to have a man and a woman? Daddy also likes kissing Yuanzi..."

"...That's different. Your father's kissing you is paternal love, and that idiot Fat San'er kissing you is a hooligan!"

"What is hooliganism?"

"……",have to!Lin Yaoming finally realized what the hell he was doing, today was the second time he had reasoned with the little fool, and it was also the second time he was doing useless work.

Angrily looking at Lin Yuan's curious little face, he really had no choice.Suddenly I heard, "Brother! I want to drink your...".

Foodies!Absolute foodie!Lin Yaoming has already decided that as long as someone gives the little fool something to eat, the little fool can run away with him.Although Xin thought so, the left hand holding the Coke can has already been extended to the little fool.Lin Yaoming sighed, looking at the excited little fool who was reluctant to drink Coke, how would such a child go on in his future life, he was worried.

After shopping in Fugui Department Store, it was already lunch time, and the two of them planned to go home to fill their stomachs first.Because Yuanzi insisted on holding his brother's hand, but at the same time he couldn't put down the can of delicious black stuff, so the fish naturally fell to Lin Yaoming's left