Grass!Don't call me brother!

It's on hand.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw old man Lin holding a spoon and looked at them very happily and contentedly. When he found that Yaoming was actually holding Yuanzi, old man Lin's old face almost burst into laughter.Immediately afterwards, he saw the big fat fish in Yaoming's hand, "Yaoming, did you catch it?!! I never thought you were still an expert at catching fish! Sure enough, the children brought by Guangzong are good at everything! They are smart and have excellent hands-on ability. Qiang, unlike other children in the city who can’t even catch a fish, hahahahaha!!”

Xiao Yuanzi raised his head and watched his brother's face getting darker and darker. Although he was stupid, he could feel the strange atmosphere at this time, so he let go of his brother's hand and ran into his hut.Old man Lin caught Xiao Yuanzi who was about to run away with sharp eyes. Before he could scold him for where he got the drink, he heard Lin Yaoming's helpless voice, "Uncle Lin, the fish was caught by Yuanzi...".

Fuck me!That atmosphere is as embarrassing as you can imagine!Three people, three expressions.Lin Yaoming's face was dark, and his right cheek twitched from time to time.Old man Lin's face turned red and turned white, and he didn't want to relax the little hand holding Yuanzi at all, or it could be understood that he didn't know how to relax anymore. He looked at the fish, and then looked at Yaoming.As for Xiao Linyuan, he desperately held the Coke can in his hand, as if protecting his own little life, and looked at his father with a complaining face, blaming his father for making his brother angry.

"Hahaha..." It's right to laugh when you are embarrassed, and then change the subject, "Genko! Where did the Coke come from?! Could it be stolen from a big department store?! Ah?!"

How could Xiao Linyuan understand the inexplicable reactions of the adults, he only knew that his father was still smiling just now, but suddenly he yelled at himself, and his appearance was terrifying.Yuanzi suddenly remembered the scene of her father spanking after she helped Fat San'er steal popsicles last time, so she burst into tears with a "Wow!"

"Why are you crying!! How many times have I told you! Don't go to that big department store anymore!! Why are you so worried!!"

The source was crying hysterically, and the old man Lin started to "educate" without asking any questions. Lin Yaoming continued to persuade him speechlessly, "Lin Bo, I bought it. He didn't steal it."

That's right, the current Lin Yaoming doesn't even have the strength to speak, and he's been tossed to death by these father and son, where does he get the strength.

"Oh, that's it..." Old man Lin looked at Lin Yaoming with a smile, then turned his head and stared at Xiao Yuanzi fiercely, "Then why are you crying?! Why don't you speak? What is this place for! ", Old man Lin began to pinch Xiao Yuanzi's tender mouth as he spoke, "...you have to explain if you didn't do something wrong! Men are not allowed to cry casually, you know that!"

Although Daddy didn't pinch Yuanzi's mouth very hard, it still turned red. Xiao Yuanzi rubbed her small mouth with her right hand, crying and pitifully saying, "I know... I know, Yuan Zi knows, woo ...".

Old man Lin looked at Yuanzi's pitiful look, and couldn't help but feel pain in his heart. His body was getting worse day by day. Just now, he was so angry, and his chest hurt again. Old man Lin sighed and walked to the small bench Sit down slowly. "Don't cry, wash your face, just like a little cat."

When Xiao Yuanzi heard that his father was not angry anymore, he ran away in a hurry, of course he did not forget the Coke in his hand.

Only the old man Lin and Yaoming were left in the outer room, "Yaoming, put the fish in the basin on the cooking table, and ask Yuanzi to cook the fish for you at night, he has done a good job."

"it is good."

"Come on, come and sit for a while, chat with Lin Bo?"

Lin Yaoming saw everything that happened just now. He knew that every time he scolded the little fool, Old Man Lin would feel so sad that he was about to faint. Sitting next to old man Lin.

"Hey, this kid doesn't have many good friends. The children of his age in the village are already sensible. It was okay when they were young, and everyone's madness passed away. But now these children have grown up. Now, we all know that Yuanzi is different from them. From time to time, I encourage this fool to do something wrong. I can't watch all the time...Are you right?"

"Oh, yes."

Lin Yaoming had never chatted with someone like Old Man Lin before, and once they chatted, he didn't know what to say.But fortunately, old man Lin is almost a chatterbox, and his character is somewhat similar to his father Lin Guangzong.

After talking about Yuanzi, without knowing who started it, the two of them naturally talked about the folk customs of Fuguitun.Suddenly, Lin Yaoming thought of what Xiao Yuanzi told him about picking his palms, so he asked, "Lin Bo, do you have the habit of picking your opponent's palms three times? What does that mean?"

"Uh..." Hearing this suddenly, Old Man Lin's originally dark face suddenly turned red, "...Why did you suddenly ask this?"

"Well, just listen to what they say, just ask casually." Lin Yaoming already felt that it was not that simple to pick his palms, so he didn't confess that little fool.

"In our village, the previous ancestors were all migrated from the Mosuo people. The Mosuo people regard mothers as the elders and women as the most respected. The old grandmother in each family is the most respected elder in the family, and the male and female Women don’t marry wives, and women don’t get married either. The marriage system is in the form of visits, and we call it walking marriage…”

At first, Lin Yaoming heard it quite freshly, but when it came to walking marriage, he decisively had a very ominous premonition.

Sure enough, the old man Lin continued, "If a man likes a woman, in other words, if a man wants to stay at the woman's house at night, he can slap her palm three times. If the woman agrees, he can also slap three times." .This can be regarded as a secret signal of love, haha."

Hearing this, Lin Yaoming now understands, this trouble is a sign of spring? !Just now, I was so stupid that I even slapped that unlucky little fool three times, which is equivalent to a direct reply, "Comeon~ come and fuck me~", thinking of this, the little fool's voice was particularly inappropriate in Lin Yaoming's ears While thinking, "Brother ~ accompany me to feed Niu Niu ~".

Tell him rationally that the other party is just a 12-year-old fool, and there is no need to get angry with him; but emotionally repeat it over and over again, you were actually molested by a fool!For Xiao Linyuan who was smiling so brightly in front of him, Lin Yaoming expressed that he was getting more and more helpless...

Village 014

Almost every household in Fuguitun raises a cow, and this cow can be regarded as a relatively large share of assets of each household in the village. Because the agriculture of Fuguitun is still relatively backward, this cow has become an agricultural product. main labor productivity.

As for the scalper raised by old man Lin, its name is "Lao Huang".But "Lao Huang" has long been spoiled by Yuanzi, so he is too lazy to be greasy. When he has nothing to do, he is dragged to "slip around" to graze grass. He can't help him with any farm work. There are many more.Therefore, "Lao Huang" can be regarded as the delicious and lazy old fritters among cattle.

"Old Huang" has a very regular life and is a fairly independent old scalper, but Yuanzi insists that after lunch is the time when "Old Huang" misses Yuanzi the most, so almost every day after lunch, Yuanzi will go to see "Old Huang" ".

Today, in a quiet atmosphere, Yuanzi quickly finished the rice in his bowl, because he found that the elder brother on the opposite side looked at him with terrifying eyes!And the way my brother bites the green vegetables really looks like the big wolf dog in the east of the village!So Yuanzi just finished eating, picked up the Coke bottle, and ran back to her room in a hurry.Then he carefully hid the delicious things in the cabinet, thinking that the delicious things should be kept for later drinking.

After doing all this, Yuanzi jumped happily to the outhouse, walked up to her brother and proposed to watch "Old Huang" together.

As for Lin Yaoming, ever since he knew the meaning of "picking the palm of his hand three times", he has always wanted to find a separate time to "love and love" this lovely brother.So when Yuanzi proposed to see "Old Huang", Yaoming gave Lin Yuan a very hearty smile, and replied very simply, "Let's go, brother will accompany you to see 'Old Huang'!".

Hearing that her brother agreed to watch "Old Yellow" with her, Yuanzi was even happier, and completely forgot the terrifying look in her brother's eyes when she was eating just now.In fact, Yuanzi has a fatal flaw, that is, the division of things is very clear.To put it simply, if a person deducted a meal from Yuanzi in the first second, after Kobayashi Yuan's analysis, this person must be a bad person; but in the next second, this person gave Yuanzi a lollipop, although Yuanzi still I haven't eaten a lollipop so far, but as long as it is a candy, and after Xiao Linyuan's analysis, this person must be a very good person!

So during the meal just now, the fierce brother who always stared at him was unhappy, Yuanzi didn't dare to make any demands; but now the brother who agreed to accompany Yuanzi to see "Old Huang" must be happy, So Yuanzi can ask her brother.

According to this logic, as soon as he stepped out of the gate, Lin Yaoming found that the little fool was obediently pulling the corner of his clothes, "What are you doing?!"

It was an extremely harsh tone, but Yuanzi already thought that his brother who accompanied him to watch "Old Yellow" was happy, so he asked stupidly, "Hand in hand!!".

Seeing the innocent expression of the little fool, Lin Yaoming suddenly smiled wickedly.Are you still holding hands? !Still "picking the palm of your hand three times"? ! !If you don't go back and pick it three times, you will die.