Nine swords
Chapter 89 [Original World Happy Tour]
Knowing that Mrs. Ximen was actually Sun Xiuqing, Yu Luocha's face turned as green as Ximen Chuuxue's, and she was so angry that she was trembling all over and had a beard and staring eyes.
Seeing his father and the other Ximen Chuixue exchanging murderous auras, Ah Xue felt both helpless and uncomfortable—to be honest, he really had a good impression of Sun Xiuqing once, and now he finally knows A: If Yu Luocha hadn't been messing around, Sun Xiuqing would have really become his wife... This feeling is so complicated that I can't describe it.
The atmosphere in the arena suddenly turned bad, but Gong Jiu was still laughing gloatingly, fearing that the world would not be chaotic. Ye Gucheng couldn't help but feel helpless, and could only wink at Lu Xiaofeng.
Lu Xiaofeng really deserves to be the number one expert at making friends in the world. He understood it immediately, and hurried out to smooth things over, deliberately bluffing and saying: "Oh, so that's the case, the world is so wonderful. Haha. Oh, by the way, that little leaf, you Why do you say that I am a bastard who values sex and despises friends?"
Lu Xiaofeng's "sacrificing oneself for others" really had a great effect, Ye Guhong immediately said bitterly: "You are a pervert, you dare to molested Mrs. Ximen, causing the owner of Ximen to chase you all over the world!" The attention was diverted by them, Ye Guhong said angrily again: "Also, you stinky chicken, don't call me little leaf!"
Yu Luocha's murderous aura faltered—Lu Xiaofeng molested Mrs. Ximen?Why does this sound so strange... But speaking of his Axue's temperament, if Sun Xiuqing was really his wife, how could he let this kind of thing happen and make it known to the world: Either it was Ximen Chuuxue He was ruthless towards Sun Xiuqing at all, or it was just a cover.
Lu Xiaofeng was naturally dumbfounded too—it's really not easy to sacrifice oneself for others, Hua Manlou's face also changed, and he said in a tone of disbelief and sadness: "No, Xiaofeng is not that kind of person."
Lu Xiaofeng was in a hurry, and with a bitter face, he shook Huamanlou's sleeves and said, "Impossible, this is definitely a misunderstanding, Qitong, you have to trust me..." As he spoke, he had a flash of inspiration and slapped his thigh , suddenly realized: "I understand, this must be a play we performed to deal with the ghost villa, Simon, do you think so? Return my innocence..."
Ximen Chuuxue focused his gaze, and said: "That's right." As he spoke, he coldly glanced at Ye Guhong, who suddenly widened his eyes, and Fen Yanzi, whose eyes rolled wildly, as if looking at two dead people... Knowing too much , but never a good thing.
Gong Jiu raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Yo, Xiao Yezi may really be silenced this time, this kid is originally from the Ghost Villa."
Ye Guhong broke out in cold sweat for a moment, and said in grief and indignation: "You! You are my cousin, how can you do this?!" He looked at Ye Gucheng pitifully, and shouted expectantly: "Big cousin... ..."
Gong Jiu pursed her lips and said, "Who told you to look so much like the illegitimate son of my Acheng and Ximen's owner? I don't like you for a long time!"
"..." The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and Ye Gucheng laughed heartily, so he patted Gong Jiu's head and said, "Stop making trouble, we can help solve the matter of Ghost Villa. It's inevitable that the news will be leaked, and Gu Hong and Fen Yanzi will be taken care of. Temporarily store it in Baiyun City."
Temporary storage or something, Ye Guhong and Fen Yanzi suddenly felt a sense of bleakness from the bottom of their hearts that they had changed from human beings to "packaged goods".Gong Jiu snorted and said with a smile: "I know Acheng that you can't bear to part with this kid, don't worry, I will be a competent stepmother."
Everyone was speechless again, Lu Xiaofeng touched his nose, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't make trouble, then it's settled, anyway, we don't know how to go back, why don't we help deal with Mu Taoist... oh, Mu Taoist is The old knife handle of the ghost villa, this time there is no need to be so troublesome, I already know where the evidence is."
Ximen Chuuxue looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said flatly, "You have solved this case before."
Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said: "Yes, but at that time I was looking for City Lord Ye to hunt me down."
Gong Jiu smiled lightly and said: "It's more than that, you were obviously hunted down by Baiyun City and the Western Demon Sect at that time."
Lu Xiaofeng's face immediately distorted, but Ye Guhong asked curiously: "What reason is it?"
Gong Jiu gave Ye Guhong a "loving" look, and said with a smirk, "The reason is... this bold Lu Xiaoji molested a man who shouldn't have been molested!"
"Huh!" Fen Yanzi was very interested, and asked with bright eyes: "Who did he molested?"
Gong Jiu curled her lips and said, "This is just a reason for us to make a move. Let the people in the Jianghu guess wildly. But the most popular candidate is Xiao Yezi, and the owner of Ximen..." Ye Guhong and Ximen Chuuxue's expressions turned strange, and Yu Luocha, who had barely calmed down just now, had the intention of going crazy again.
Well, Lu Xiaofeng from the two worlds, one molested Mrs. Ximen, and the other just molested Ximen Chuuxue!Although it was just a cover, Lu Xiaofeng really deserved to be Lu Xiaofeng...
"Obviously you are the candidate!" Lu Xiaofeng looked at Gong Jiu angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "I find that I still hate you, Gong Jiu."
Gong Jiu winked and said with a smile: "But I really like you, Lu Xiaoji, I really don't mind you molesting me."
Facing Gong Jiu's winking eyes and Ye Gucheng's half-smiling eyes, Lu Xiaofeng choked speechlessly, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, so I'll admit defeat, let's deal with Taoist Mu. Stop gossiping here."
Yu Luocha with a gloomy face finally said coldly: "I'm not interested in helping, you can play slowly." He took his family's Axue's hand and was about to leave this depressing place— ―He must have a good "communication" with his dear Axue.
Gong Jiu said with a leisurely smile: "There are two Lu Xiaofeng and two Huamanlou here, it is more than enough to deal with Taoist Mu. Father Yu and brother Axue are fine, I am planning to fly back with Ah Cheng Let’s go to Xiandao, so that we can meet the Baiyun City Lord and his wife in this world, so let’s divide into three groups.”
Yu Luocha snorted, and said in a firm tone: "I don't need to worry about the matter between me and Axue, you should take good care of your baby."
Gong Jiu said with a smile, "Thank you for your concern. In fact, Father Yu, you can also go to Wanmei Villa to see your precious grandson." Absolutely can not resist the temptation of baby grandson.
Sure enough, Yu Luocha's face changed several times, but he finally pulled Axue without saying a word, and the two left the inn like the wind.
It wasn't until the backs of Yu Luocha and his son disappeared that Gong Jiu slightly raised his eyebrows, and said to Ximen Chuuxue with a smirk, "Master Ximen, you'd better go back to Wanmei Villa immediately, otherwise, Mrs. He and your son's safety are in danger."
Ximen Chuixue's heart trembled, and he got up and was about to leave, but he turned his head again, looked at Gong Jiu, and said lightly: "So you have such a temper, you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, no wonder there are constant fighting and bloodshed in Baiyun City. It's become a river." After saying that, he drifted away.
"Pfft!" Lu Xiaofeng snorted—he already knew that Ximen Chuuxue, who always liked to shave his beloved moustache, was not a good person, and it finally represented their turnaround under Gong Jiu's hands, but It's not easy.
Gong Jiu choked, humming and chirping, "I really want to see what Baiyun City, where blood flows like a river, looks like, Ah Cheng, let's go."
Ever since, these six good friends were divided into three groups.
Not to mention how much trouble Yu Luocha and Ximen Chuixue caused in Wanmei Villa; nor how Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou would deal with the miserable old swordsman who had to face two detectives at the same time; On the side of Jiuhe Ye Gucheng, they accompanied Ye Guhong and Fen Yanzi, and the four of them formed a strange combination and headed for Feixian Island mightily.
As early as on the way, Ye Gucheng secretly sent a message to the Lord Baiyun, because they had all experienced soul-changing before, and they had dealt with each other before, so it was much easier to communicate.
But they really spent a lot of time on this journey. With Gong Jiu's current physical condition, they couldn't go all out; and Ye Guhong and Fen Yanzi planned to escape several times, although they all failed without exception. Not only was he arrested by Ye Gucheng, but he was severely punished by Gong Jiu several times... All in all, it was a pleasant and beautiful journey, which left a deep impression on everyone.
When the four of them finally came to the seaside, Gong Jiu's belly grew bigger, and the Lord of Baiyun City had already prepared a boat, and transported them back to Feixian Island without anyone noticing.
In order to avoid causing a sensation, the Lord Baiyun did not intend to let too many people know about these guests from another world. He personally settled a few of them in a secluded courtyard in the Lord's Mansion, making it as mysterious as a golden house. Pretty.
In fact, it is quite appropriate to say that it is "Golden House Cangjiao". Isn't the child in Gong Jiu's stomach the seed of Ye Gucheng... You can imagine the expression on the face of the Lord Baiyun when he saw Gong Jiu with a big belly colorful.
Of course, Baiyun City Lord was shocked, extremely shocked - if he had some doubts about the origin of Ye Fubao's doll before, then now seeing is believing, he has to believe it: it turns out that the child was really born by Gong Jiu!
City Lord Baiyun looked at Gong Jiu repeatedly with extremely solemn and complicated eyes. Under such a powerful momentum, only Gong Jiu and Ye Gucheng could still deal with it calmly. Gong Jiu nestled in the soft recliner casually, Resting their heads on Ye Gucheng's lap, they were so comfortable that they didn't look like guests at all——Baiyun City was their home after all.
But Ye Guhong met Baiyun City Lord's gaze, and felt that even his legs were a little weak. He said tremblingly: "Brother, I will never tell these things..." Anyway, they are related by blood, he probably probably It shouldn't be silenced.
Fen Yanzi finally no longer has a pink face, but a disheveled face—they have been tossed by Gong Jiu enough on the way, and now they are facing a life-and-death crisis, so Fen Yanzi watched with tears in her eyes. City Lord Baiyun said earnestly: "I will never reveal anything, I can swear it!"
The Lord of Baiyun City waved his hand, and asked his confidants to take the two of them away and guard them, saying: "Stay in Baiyun City with peace of mind, and keep your lives safe." In other words, your lives will be lost if you leave Baiyun City ...
Sending away those two people who knew too much, the Lord Baiyun was silent for a long time, and then said: "You two can live in peace, when can you come back to be your emperor and queen... that's only a matter of time. It depends on God's will." Probably for the sake of the child and the old relationship, the tone of the Lord Baiyun was really very kind.
Gong Jiu stroked her stomach tenderly, and said with a leisurely smile, "It's so good. We've been running around in the rivers and lakes these days, so it's fine if I'm tired, and the child is not beautiful after all."
City Lord Baiyun was made uncomfortable by Gong Jiu's "motherhood", and couldn't help but say: "As the emperor, you are like this...how can you go to court and govern?"
Gong Jiu said as a matter of course: "Ah Cheng will go to court for me, I just need to rest assured and raise my baby."
"..." Baiyun City Lord was completely speechless, he looked at Ye Gucheng silently, and he didn't know whether he was more envious or more entangled.
Ye Gucheng suddenly asked: "Where is the respected lady?" He remembered that when he changed his soul last time, the Baiyun city lord almost beat the treacherous Gong Jiu to death. Presumably during this period of time, the lives of the two of them It won't be peaceful either.
The expression on Baiyun City Lord's face was even weirder, he just said "I'll call him", and hurried away: Gong Jiu and Ye Gucheng looked at each other, and they both felt that there must be something wrong with it.
After waiting for more than half an hour, the wife of the city lord came late with soft steps. When he saw Ye Gucheng, his eyes flooded and tears filled his eyes, and he said affectionately: "Queen... I miss you very much……"
Ye Gucheng subconsciously pushed the person away several steps away, and Gong Jiuzhong let out a heavy "hum", and said in a strange voice: "This is my queen, you should still go back and hug you. Bar."
After taking a few steps back, the Ninth Young Master staggered and stood firm. His face was pale, his eyes were sunken, and his breath was unsteady and his feet were sloppy. No matter how he looked, he looked devastated ——But when he saw Gong Jiu's belly, he was instantly tortured even more seriously, and he said in disbelief: "You...you are pregnant with the queen's child?!"
Gong Jiu proudly hugged Ye Gucheng's waist and said, "Yes, are you envious?"
Young Master Jiu was dumbfounded for a long time, and finally nodded - he still knows Gong Jiu best, if he doesn't follow Gong Jiu's show off to express his envy at this time, he will definitely be hit harder... So Young Master Jiu is jealous. He admitted it, and he was really envious of Gong Jiu, so envious that he scratched his heart and lungs!
I saw this Ninth Young Master looking pitifully at the family of three who love each other, and said sadly: "Why...the difference is so big even though they are both the Lord of Baiyun City, he is not gentle to me at all..." Said Looking at him with a wry smile, he stroked his chest, coughed lightly and said, "I've been hit by him several times, and I haven't even held my hand yet..."
Ye Gucheng couldn't help showing a sympathetic smile, Gong Jiu said proudly: "Then you really failed, I kissed you when I received Acheng's first sword."
Young Master Jiu was not hit at this time, but his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "So you have also suffered a sword, so it seems that I still have hope..."
Ye Gucheng silently mourned the poor Jiu Gongzi in his heart: that one is the genuine Baiyun City Lord, he will never be so soft-hearted like him, Jiu Gongzi may not make progress even after dozens of swords, what a tragedy! Tragedy.
Gong Jiu sneered, and said without sincerity: "Then I will wish you all your wishes come true."
A pervert is a pervert after all. As the god of perverts, Young Master Jiu, getting more and more courageous from setbacks is his greatest strength. He looked at Gong Jiu thoughtfully and said, "Tell me, what would happen if I gave birth to a son for him too?" How about? Or... let him give me one?"
Fortunately, Young Master Jiu started to think about the child before he even took the hand of the Lord Baiyun. Gong Jiu didn't point it out, but with a smile of "magic stick" on his face, he took out a small baby from his arms. Porcelain vase...
At this moment, no one can imagine what kind of storm this small porcelain vase will bring to this world, this river and lake in the near future... The only thing they know is that the moment Jiu Gongzi took over the small porcelain vase, they The six guests from another world were all blinded.
Young Master Jiu stood there in a daze, there was no one left in front of his eyes, Gong Jiu and Ye Gucheng disappeared in the blink of an eye...
The ninth son was deeply disappointed, he hadn't had time to say goodbye to Queen Ye yet.The only souvenir left is in his hand, the small porcelain bottle tightly held by Mr. Jiu, which seems to have a bit of mystery - Gong Jiu has just told him: this is the "magic medicine for childbirth" ".
At the same time, in another world far away, the six people found out as soon as they opened their eyes: they had returned to the imperial garden full of flowers.The teapot on the stone table was still steaming faintly, as if they had never left.
But that was just "as if", the months they spent in another world were not nothingness, the clothes they were wearing were changed in the blink of an eye, and Gong Jiu's stomach was getting bigger, and it was almost It's all right now... Looking at Yu Luosha and Lu Xiaofeng, they all had blood stains on their clothes.
Although they all seemed to have gone through a fight, Lu Xiaofeng's whole body was brimming with excitement, while Yu Luocha's face was full of anger and evil spirit.
Before others could ask questions, Lu Xiaofeng laughed on his own, and said with sparkling eyes: "I defeated Taoist Mu, it's fair and square, and my martial arts finally broke through haha!" He said and looked at Gong Jiu , proudly said: "After you give birth to Brother Nine, we will have another good fight!"
"Oh," Gong Jiu was noncommittal on the surface, but in his heart he was really envious of Lu Xiaofeng's good luck - when he gave birth to a child, he must put this lucky chicken as a mascot.Then he looked at Yu Luocha again, and asked with a smile: "Where are Father Yu and Brother Axue, what happened to you?"
Yu Luocha sneered angrily and said, "I planned to kill that woman Sun Xiuqing and take that little baby away, but I was besieged by the father and son over there... So we fought father and son against father and son!"
Gong Jiu laughed happily: "It seems that we have all gained something..." As he spoke, his smile froze suddenly, and he said with a strange expression: "I seem to be giving birth? This is really a big gain..."
"..." There was another flutter in the palace.
Life is always so beautiful and joyful.
——The end of the episode————
The author has something to say: So the truth of the original Happy Tour is actually the [Invincible-True-Miracle-Little Medicine Bottle] Dang┰Street Tour~~ The NPCs in the original book will definitely have a better life after being attacked by spirits the (st)
[Announcement] The artifact [small medicine bottle] is delivered to the triggering NPC, the instance world channel is closed, the player is automatically repatriated, and the stranded player will become a permanent traveler and will be treated as a missing person.
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Extra Story: 100 Questions about Relationship Between Husband and Wife
Before Ah Jiu and Ah Cheng are going to sail in the sea, their whereabouts will be uncertain, so hurry up and find an opportunity to ask questions, cough.
The host’s mother, A Yueyue, made a grand debut (Sahua~(≧▽≦)/~): May I ask your names?
Ah Jiu: Gong Jiu.
Acheng: Ye Gucheng.
Ah Yue (explaining with a serious face): In fact, the two of them should have other names, such as the real name of the emperor and the name of Acheng before crossing, etc., but because of their mother, I named them incompetent stars (╯▽ ╰) I can only think of a name like Ah Fu, cover my face...
Ah Jiu sneered: You still cover your face, Ah Cheng draws his sword!
Flying fairy outside the sky...Flying fairy outside the sky...Flying fairy...flying fairy...biu~ Hey, the moon turned into a shooting star and flew away...
Speaking of which, the first question is like this, I am really Yalishan ╮(╯_╰)╭I can’t help but hate it the most~
2 Ah Yue flew back silently and continued to ask: What are your ages?
Ah Jiu touched his chin: More than 20 but not thirty.
Ah Cheng: Same as above.
Ah Yue: What about two lifetimes?
Ah Jiu: More than 40 but not fifty.
Ah Cheng: ... Same as above.
Ah Yue (laughing): How old, uncles.
Ah Jiu (smiling softly): Ah Cheng.
Ah Cheng (cold): Don't waste my expression of drawing a sword to kill such a weak chicken.
~~o(>_<)o~~ After the second question, Ah Yueyue died of murderous intent and cold air...
But Su, Ah Yueyue has infinite resurrection skills, I am back strong again!
3 gender is?Ah Yue: Nonsense, let’s go.
4 What is your personality like?
Ah Jiu (thinking): Wise and mighty for generations to come?Well, there should be the best choice for you who are gentle and caring. (Gazes tenderly at Ah Cheng)
Ah Yue: ... (Said silently, isn't this the advertisement for Aunt Towel?)
Ah Cheng: Calm down.
Ah Yue: ... (Men Sao obviously) Talking nonsense will kill me, so I'll stop talking~
5 The character of the other party?
Ah Jiu (rippling): Cold outside and hot inside, awkward and cute, my favorite≧▽≦
Ah Cheng (extremely calm): Abnormal is enough to sum it up.
6 When did the two meet?Where?
Ah Jiu: In a tavern opposite a brothel.
Ah Cheng: At that time, he was going to buy Sharman home.
Ah Jiu (╯▽╰): Finally, I met a cute city lord, and the little Shaman was abandoned by me.
Ah Cheng (sweating silently): If you accidentally meet a pervert, your life will be over.
Ah Yue: Why does there have a deep sense of vicissitudes...
7 The first impression of the other party?
Ajiu: This is a beautiful woman (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: Oops, I met a pervert⊙﹏⊙
8 What do you like about each other?
Ah Jiu: I like every bit of it, but I still love him the most because he is hard-spoken and soft-hearted =3=
Ah Cheng: Loyal dog. (Patting Ah Jiu's head silently)
Ah Jiu rubbed against it, Ah Yue silently covered her eyes 0.0
9 What do you hate about the other party?
Ah Jiu: No, I really like them all.
Ah Cheng: I love to be perverted.
Ah Jiu: Boom~
Ah Cheng: Just like this, here we go again.
10 Do you think you are compatible with each other?
Ah Jiu: Very good~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: Good.
11 What do you call each other?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng~
Ah Cheng: Ah Jiu, Ah Fu?
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Ah Jiu: It’s good to call Ah Jiu, Ah Fu forget it o(╯□╰)o
Ah Cheng: It’s okay when Ah Cheng is used to listening.
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?
Ah Jiu: No animal is worthy of my Ah Cheng╭(╯^╰)╮
Ah Cheng: No animal can compare Gong Jiu's abnormality o(╯□╰)o
Ah Yue: Husband sings and husband follows (╯▽╰)
14 If you want to send a gift to each other, will you give it?
Ah Jiu (rippling smile): Give me away~ everything about me belongs to Ah Cheng~
Ah Cheng (with a calm face): whip him with a whip.
Ah Jiu (more rippling): ~(≧▽≦)/~so happy~
Ah Yue: What a match made in heaven o(╯□╰)o
15 Then what gift do you want for yourselves?
Ah Jiu (continues to rippling): I want Ah Cheng~
Ah Cheng (continuing to remain calm): Lie down consciously and smoke for me.
Ah Jiu fell to the ground on the spot, rippling and rolling... Ah Yue silently handed over the whip, turned around silently, silently...
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Ah Jiu: Very satisfied ~ all satisfied ~
Ah Cheng: I am basically satisfied with everything, just be careful when you play weird, it’s not good if the flowers and grasses are all over the place.
Ah Yue: ... Teacher Hu said, good children should take good care of the environment (╯▽╰)
17 What is your problem?
Ah Jiu (distressed): I am so perfect, why is there something wrong? !
Ah Cheng (positive color): Brother is perfect.
Ah Yue: I understand (╯▽╰)
18 What is the opponent's problem?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng is perfect =3=
Ah Cheng: Besides being abnormal, he is also perfect.
19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng can do anything~ But I will be unhappy when he goes to discuss swords with Brother Ah Xue~
Ah Cheng: I may get angry if I make my own assertion or joke too much.
20 What do you do to make the other person unhappy?
Ah Jiu: People have been very careful not to make Ah Cheng angry╭(╯^╰)╮
Ah Cheng: It's really hard to make a pervert angry.
Ah Yue: Is this the legendary loyal dog (﹃) saliva~
21 How far is your relationship?
Ah Jiu: Intimate~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: Regardless of each other.
Ah Yue: Hehe!nosebleed!
22 Where did two people first date?
Ah Jiu: Huh?It seems that we haven't been separated much since we met.
Ah Cheng: It should be regarded as Feixian Island.
23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?
Ah Jiu: I am very happy to be with Ah Cheng∩_∩
Ah Cheng: The atmosphere is harmonious.
Ah Yue: Why do I think what the two of them said is not the same thing at all o(╯□╰)o
24 How far has it progressed then?
Ah Jiu (Deser): pull the little hand, kiss the little mouth=3=
Ah Cheng (calmly): Appreciate the beauty and eat tofu.
Ah Jiu: (⊙o⊙)!
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰) The nature of the city lord...
25 frequent date spots?
Ah Jiu: The palace?Feixian Island?
Acheng: Well, I often go to Jiangnan and Wanmei Villa.
26 What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?
Ah Jiu: Wash it for nothing (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: =_= Move your wrist?
Ah Yue: Nei... Inner Emperor!
27 Which party confessed first?
Ah Jiu: Me!
Ah Cheng: He.
28 How much do you like each other?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng is my life (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: No other.
Ah Yue's eyes filled with tears
29 Then do you love each other?
Ah Jiu: Of course I love it!
Ah Cheng: Yes.
Ah Jiu Desering
30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?
Ah Jiu: Good boy, don't make trouble...
Ah Cheng: Come and beat me.
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Ah Jiu (sneering): I will kill whoever seduces Ah Cheng.
Ah Cheng (calmly): Kill them.
Ah Yue: ...
32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?
Ah Jiu: Maybe?If Ah Cheng is willing to change his mind (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: No.
Ah Yue: I finally understand what Shaking M is...
35 The other party's sexy expression?
Ah Jiu: When Ah Cheng became angry (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: Perverted desire. When seeking dissatisfaction =_=
Ah Yue: ... brilliant 0.0
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
Ah Jiu (sweet): When Ah Cheng cares about me~
Ah Cheng (speechless): When he seduced me.
Ah Yue: Pupu(╯▽╰)
38 What do you feel happiest when doing?
Ah Jiu: Love love~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng (silently): ...
Ah Yue: I understand~
39 Ever quarreled?
Ah Jiu: Of course not.
Ah Cheng: With our personalities, we will fight but not quarrel.
Ah Yue: o(╯□╰)o
44 What is your expression of love?
Ah Jiu: Considerate?gentle?Thousand obedience and obedience?Ah Cheng told me to go east and never go west, I would kill his whole family if he asked me to kill (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: ... (slight hesitation) It is said that love is made.
Ah Yue: (⊙o⊙)!
45 When will you feel that the other party "doesn't love me anymore"?
Ah Jiu (frowning in thought)
Ah Cheng (calmly): If one day he no longer desires and is dissatisfied.
Ah Jiu (rippling smile): There won’t be that day, but if one day I see A Cheng and Brother A Xue hugging each other...
Ah Yue (silently added): Then they must be possessed by the official assistant god 0_0
47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?
Ah Jiu (innocent): No, unless Ah Cheng didn't ask, I would have said whatever he asked.
Ah Cheng: There used to be, but now it’s gone.
48 Where does your sense of inferiority come from?
Ah Jiu (proudly): There is no such thing.
Ah Cheng: Same as above.
49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?
Ah Jiu (Deser): Publicly (╯▽╰) Ah Cheng is my queen~
Ah Cheng (nodding): He is the wife of the mayor.
Ah Yue: =_+ Even the children’s shoes in another world know about this...
50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Ah Jiu: It must be permanent!
Ah Cheng: Yes.
Ah Yue: The sons are so well matched, the mother is in tears~~~
51 May I ask who is the attacker and who is the receiver?
Ah Jiu (smiling eyes): I am Gong Gong Gong... (Ah Cheng stares silently, Ah Jiu's voice is getting weaker and weaker) Cough, at some point it may be possible to change...
Ah Cheng (calm): Take turns.
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)
52 Why did you make such a decision?
Ah Jiu: Because Ah Cheng has a thin skin~
Ah Cheng (distributing air-conditioning): It depends on the degree of metamorphosis.
Ah Yue: ~(@^_^@)~ So Ah Cheng has to work hard to upgrade~
53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Ah Jiu: Satisfied~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: Hmph.
54 The location of the first H?
Ah Jiu: Baiyun City.
Acheng: City Lord's Mansion.
Ah Yue: Well, it’s the wedding night in the bridal chamber~ The name is justified~(≧▽≦)/~
55 How did you feel at that time?
Ah Jiu (rippling memory ing): It’s amazing~
Ah Cheng: ...The perverted technique is pretty good.
Ah Yue: ⊙﹏⊙
56 What did the other party look like at that time?
Ah Jiu (sweet): very cute~
Ah Cheng (silently): Very perverted.
Ah Yue: Puff~
57 What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?
Ah Jiu (sneaky smile): It seems... Ah Cheng is not satisfied enough, I will work harder next time~
Ah Cheng (gritting teeth): Gong Jiu, you bastard!
Ah Yue: ~(@^_^@)~ah~
58 times per week H?
Ah Jiu (breaking fingers): Seven, eight, nine, ten...
Ah Cheng (knocking the perverted head hard): Die!
Ah Yue snickered~
59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?
Ah Jiu: Countless times~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: =_= Be temperate.
Ah Yue (touching her chin): It seems that I need to prepare some small pills?
Ah Jiu (proudly): No, just prepare a small leather whip.
Ah Yue: ... I can also provide small candles 0_0
60 So, what kind of H is it?
Ah Jiu: One word is—cool!
Ah Cheng: ...
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)
61 Your most sensitive place?
Ajiu (rippling self-touching): It seems to be everywhere~
Ah Cheng: ...
Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙
62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?
Ah Jiu (violently): I won't tell you!
Ah Cheng (calmly): No matter where you touch it, the pervert will shout Potian...so there is no most sensitive, only more sensitive.
Ah Yue: ⊙▽⊙
63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?
Ah Jiu: Cuteness has no limits =3=
Ah Cheng: There is no limit to perversion -_-
Ah Yue: So...so symmetrical, so well matched~(≧▽≦)/~
64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?
Ah Jiu (very frank): Of course I like it~
Ah Cheng (calmly confessing): Yes.
Ah Yue: ╯▽╰
65 Where is H in general?
Ah Jiu: The emperor’s bedroom is the most~
A Cheng: Well, that’s right.
Ah Yue (excited face): What about the most exciting place?
Ah Jiu (rippling in thought): In the wild?open air?In fact, the imperial study room and the dragon chair are very exciting~ (continue to break fingers) and soak in hot springs, ride horses...
Acheng slapped Ajiu pia out of the Milky Way—dead pervert, get lost and be your partner!
Ah Yue: ☆_☆
66 Which H location do you want to try?
Ah Jiu (worried): It seems that I have tried everything that should be tried~ Is it going to be on the street?
Ah Cheng: ...
Ah Yue: ★o★The lower limit...
67 Is the shower before or after H?
Ah Jiu: The former is not sure, but the latter is a must.
Ah Cheng (calm face): Brother has a cleanliness addiction.
69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?
Ah Jiu: ...
Ah Cheng: None. (Looking silently at Ah Jiu)
Ah Jiu (serious face): Absolutely not!
Ah Yue: ...
70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of "If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?
Ah Cheng: Oppose.
Ah Jiu (touching her chin): Actually, I originally agreed, but if
Seeing his father and the other Ximen Chuixue exchanging murderous auras, Ah Xue felt both helpless and uncomfortable—to be honest, he really had a good impression of Sun Xiuqing once, and now he finally knows A: If Yu Luocha hadn't been messing around, Sun Xiuqing would have really become his wife... This feeling is so complicated that I can't describe it.
The atmosphere in the arena suddenly turned bad, but Gong Jiu was still laughing gloatingly, fearing that the world would not be chaotic. Ye Gucheng couldn't help but feel helpless, and could only wink at Lu Xiaofeng.
Lu Xiaofeng really deserves to be the number one expert at making friends in the world. He understood it immediately, and hurried out to smooth things over, deliberately bluffing and saying: "Oh, so that's the case, the world is so wonderful. Haha. Oh, by the way, that little leaf, you Why do you say that I am a bastard who values sex and despises friends?"
Lu Xiaofeng's "sacrificing oneself for others" really had a great effect, Ye Guhong immediately said bitterly: "You are a pervert, you dare to molested Mrs. Ximen, causing the owner of Ximen to chase you all over the world!" The attention was diverted by them, Ye Guhong said angrily again: "Also, you stinky chicken, don't call me little leaf!"
Yu Luocha's murderous aura faltered—Lu Xiaofeng molested Mrs. Ximen?Why does this sound so strange... But speaking of his Axue's temperament, if Sun Xiuqing was really his wife, how could he let this kind of thing happen and make it known to the world: Either it was Ximen Chuuxue He was ruthless towards Sun Xiuqing at all, or it was just a cover.
Lu Xiaofeng was naturally dumbfounded too—it's really not easy to sacrifice oneself for others, Hua Manlou's face also changed, and he said in a tone of disbelief and sadness: "No, Xiaofeng is not that kind of person."
Lu Xiaofeng was in a hurry, and with a bitter face, he shook Huamanlou's sleeves and said, "Impossible, this is definitely a misunderstanding, Qitong, you have to trust me..." As he spoke, he had a flash of inspiration and slapped his thigh , suddenly realized: "I understand, this must be a play we performed to deal with the ghost villa, Simon, do you think so? Return my innocence..."
Ximen Chuuxue focused his gaze, and said: "That's right." As he spoke, he coldly glanced at Ye Guhong, who suddenly widened his eyes, and Fen Yanzi, whose eyes rolled wildly, as if looking at two dead people... Knowing too much , but never a good thing.
Gong Jiu raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Yo, Xiao Yezi may really be silenced this time, this kid is originally from the Ghost Villa."
Ye Guhong broke out in cold sweat for a moment, and said in grief and indignation: "You! You are my cousin, how can you do this?!" He looked at Ye Gucheng pitifully, and shouted expectantly: "Big cousin... ..."
Gong Jiu pursed her lips and said, "Who told you to look so much like the illegitimate son of my Acheng and Ximen's owner? I don't like you for a long time!"
"..." The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and Ye Gucheng laughed heartily, so he patted Gong Jiu's head and said, "Stop making trouble, we can help solve the matter of Ghost Villa. It's inevitable that the news will be leaked, and Gu Hong and Fen Yanzi will be taken care of. Temporarily store it in Baiyun City."
Temporary storage or something, Ye Guhong and Fen Yanzi suddenly felt a sense of bleakness from the bottom of their hearts that they had changed from human beings to "packaged goods".Gong Jiu snorted and said with a smile: "I know Acheng that you can't bear to part with this kid, don't worry, I will be a competent stepmother."
Everyone was speechless again, Lu Xiaofeng touched his nose, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't make trouble, then it's settled, anyway, we don't know how to go back, why don't we help deal with Mu Taoist... oh, Mu Taoist is The old knife handle of the ghost villa, this time there is no need to be so troublesome, I already know where the evidence is."
Ximen Chuuxue looked at Lu Xiaofeng and said flatly, "You have solved this case before."
Lu Xiaofeng nodded and said: "Yes, but at that time I was looking for City Lord Ye to hunt me down."
Gong Jiu smiled lightly and said: "It's more than that, you were obviously hunted down by Baiyun City and the Western Demon Sect at that time."
Lu Xiaofeng's face immediately distorted, but Ye Guhong asked curiously: "What reason is it?"
Gong Jiu gave Ye Guhong a "loving" look, and said with a smirk, "The reason is... this bold Lu Xiaoji molested a man who shouldn't have been molested!"
"Huh!" Fen Yanzi was very interested, and asked with bright eyes: "Who did he molested?"
Gong Jiu curled her lips and said, "This is just a reason for us to make a move. Let the people in the Jianghu guess wildly. But the most popular candidate is Xiao Yezi, and the owner of Ximen..." Ye Guhong and Ximen Chuuxue's expressions turned strange, and Yu Luocha, who had barely calmed down just now, had the intention of going crazy again.
Well, Lu Xiaofeng from the two worlds, one molested Mrs. Ximen, and the other just molested Ximen Chuuxue!Although it was just a cover, Lu Xiaofeng really deserved to be Lu Xiaofeng...
"Obviously you are the candidate!" Lu Xiaofeng looked at Gong Jiu angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "I find that I still hate you, Gong Jiu."
Gong Jiu winked and said with a smile: "But I really like you, Lu Xiaoji, I really don't mind you molesting me."
Facing Gong Jiu's winking eyes and Ye Gucheng's half-smiling eyes, Lu Xiaofeng choked speechlessly, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, so I'll admit defeat, let's deal with Taoist Mu. Stop gossiping here."
Yu Luocha with a gloomy face finally said coldly: "I'm not interested in helping, you can play slowly." He took his family's Axue's hand and was about to leave this depressing place— ―He must have a good "communication" with his dear Axue.
Gong Jiu said with a leisurely smile: "There are two Lu Xiaofeng and two Huamanlou here, it is more than enough to deal with Taoist Mu. Father Yu and brother Axue are fine, I am planning to fly back with Ah Cheng Let’s go to Xiandao, so that we can meet the Baiyun City Lord and his wife in this world, so let’s divide into three groups.”
Yu Luocha snorted, and said in a firm tone: "I don't need to worry about the matter between me and Axue, you should take good care of your baby."
Gong Jiu said with a smile, "Thank you for your concern. In fact, Father Yu, you can also go to Wanmei Villa to see your precious grandson." Absolutely can not resist the temptation of baby grandson.
Sure enough, Yu Luocha's face changed several times, but he finally pulled Axue without saying a word, and the two left the inn like the wind.
It wasn't until the backs of Yu Luocha and his son disappeared that Gong Jiu slightly raised his eyebrows, and said to Ximen Chuuxue with a smirk, "Master Ximen, you'd better go back to Wanmei Villa immediately, otherwise, Mrs. He and your son's safety are in danger."
Ximen Chuixue's heart trembled, and he got up and was about to leave, but he turned his head again, looked at Gong Jiu, and said lightly: "So you have such a temper, you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, no wonder there are constant fighting and bloodshed in Baiyun City. It's become a river." After saying that, he drifted away.
"Pfft!" Lu Xiaofeng snorted—he already knew that Ximen Chuuxue, who always liked to shave his beloved moustache, was not a good person, and it finally represented their turnaround under Gong Jiu's hands, but It's not easy.
Gong Jiu choked, humming and chirping, "I really want to see what Baiyun City, where blood flows like a river, looks like, Ah Cheng, let's go."
Ever since, these six good friends were divided into three groups.
Not to mention how much trouble Yu Luocha and Ximen Chuixue caused in Wanmei Villa; nor how Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou would deal with the miserable old swordsman who had to face two detectives at the same time; On the side of Jiuhe Ye Gucheng, they accompanied Ye Guhong and Fen Yanzi, and the four of them formed a strange combination and headed for Feixian Island mightily.
As early as on the way, Ye Gucheng secretly sent a message to the Lord Baiyun, because they had all experienced soul-changing before, and they had dealt with each other before, so it was much easier to communicate.
But they really spent a lot of time on this journey. With Gong Jiu's current physical condition, they couldn't go all out; and Ye Guhong and Fen Yanzi planned to escape several times, although they all failed without exception. Not only was he arrested by Ye Gucheng, but he was severely punished by Gong Jiu several times... All in all, it was a pleasant and beautiful journey, which left a deep impression on everyone.
When the four of them finally came to the seaside, Gong Jiu's belly grew bigger, and the Lord of Baiyun City had already prepared a boat, and transported them back to Feixian Island without anyone noticing.
In order to avoid causing a sensation, the Lord Baiyun did not intend to let too many people know about these guests from another world. He personally settled a few of them in a secluded courtyard in the Lord's Mansion, making it as mysterious as a golden house. Pretty.
In fact, it is quite appropriate to say that it is "Golden House Cangjiao". Isn't the child in Gong Jiu's stomach the seed of Ye Gucheng... You can imagine the expression on the face of the Lord Baiyun when he saw Gong Jiu with a big belly colorful.
Of course, Baiyun City Lord was shocked, extremely shocked - if he had some doubts about the origin of Ye Fubao's doll before, then now seeing is believing, he has to believe it: it turns out that the child was really born by Gong Jiu!
City Lord Baiyun looked at Gong Jiu repeatedly with extremely solemn and complicated eyes. Under such a powerful momentum, only Gong Jiu and Ye Gucheng could still deal with it calmly. Gong Jiu nestled in the soft recliner casually, Resting their heads on Ye Gucheng's lap, they were so comfortable that they didn't look like guests at all——Baiyun City was their home after all.
But Ye Guhong met Baiyun City Lord's gaze, and felt that even his legs were a little weak. He said tremblingly: "Brother, I will never tell these things..." Anyway, they are related by blood, he probably probably It shouldn't be silenced.
Fen Yanzi finally no longer has a pink face, but a disheveled face—they have been tossed by Gong Jiu enough on the way, and now they are facing a life-and-death crisis, so Fen Yanzi watched with tears in her eyes. City Lord Baiyun said earnestly: "I will never reveal anything, I can swear it!"
The Lord of Baiyun City waved his hand, and asked his confidants to take the two of them away and guard them, saying: "Stay in Baiyun City with peace of mind, and keep your lives safe." In other words, your lives will be lost if you leave Baiyun City ...
Sending away those two people who knew too much, the Lord Baiyun was silent for a long time, and then said: "You two can live in peace, when can you come back to be your emperor and queen... that's only a matter of time. It depends on God's will." Probably for the sake of the child and the old relationship, the tone of the Lord Baiyun was really very kind.
Gong Jiu stroked her stomach tenderly, and said with a leisurely smile, "It's so good. We've been running around in the rivers and lakes these days, so it's fine if I'm tired, and the child is not beautiful after all."
City Lord Baiyun was made uncomfortable by Gong Jiu's "motherhood", and couldn't help but say: "As the emperor, you are like this...how can you go to court and govern?"
Gong Jiu said as a matter of course: "Ah Cheng will go to court for me, I just need to rest assured and raise my baby."
"..." Baiyun City Lord was completely speechless, he looked at Ye Gucheng silently, and he didn't know whether he was more envious or more entangled.
Ye Gucheng suddenly asked: "Where is the respected lady?" He remembered that when he changed his soul last time, the Baiyun city lord almost beat the treacherous Gong Jiu to death. Presumably during this period of time, the lives of the two of them It won't be peaceful either.
The expression on Baiyun City Lord's face was even weirder, he just said "I'll call him", and hurried away: Gong Jiu and Ye Gucheng looked at each other, and they both felt that there must be something wrong with it.
After waiting for more than half an hour, the wife of the city lord came late with soft steps. When he saw Ye Gucheng, his eyes flooded and tears filled his eyes, and he said affectionately: "Queen... I miss you very much……"
Ye Gucheng subconsciously pushed the person away several steps away, and Gong Jiuzhong let out a heavy "hum", and said in a strange voice: "This is my queen, you should still go back and hug you. Bar."
After taking a few steps back, the Ninth Young Master staggered and stood firm. His face was pale, his eyes were sunken, and his breath was unsteady and his feet were sloppy. No matter how he looked, he looked devastated ——But when he saw Gong Jiu's belly, he was instantly tortured even more seriously, and he said in disbelief: "You...you are pregnant with the queen's child?!"
Gong Jiu proudly hugged Ye Gucheng's waist and said, "Yes, are you envious?"
Young Master Jiu was dumbfounded for a long time, and finally nodded - he still knows Gong Jiu best, if he doesn't follow Gong Jiu's show off to express his envy at this time, he will definitely be hit harder... So Young Master Jiu is jealous. He admitted it, and he was really envious of Gong Jiu, so envious that he scratched his heart and lungs!
I saw this Ninth Young Master looking pitifully at the family of three who love each other, and said sadly: "Why...the difference is so big even though they are both the Lord of Baiyun City, he is not gentle to me at all..." Said Looking at him with a wry smile, he stroked his chest, coughed lightly and said, "I've been hit by him several times, and I haven't even held my hand yet..."
Ye Gucheng couldn't help showing a sympathetic smile, Gong Jiu said proudly: "Then you really failed, I kissed you when I received Acheng's first sword."
Young Master Jiu was not hit at this time, but his eyes lit up, and he said happily: "So you have also suffered a sword, so it seems that I still have hope..."
Ye Gucheng silently mourned the poor Jiu Gongzi in his heart: that one is the genuine Baiyun City Lord, he will never be so soft-hearted like him, Jiu Gongzi may not make progress even after dozens of swords, what a tragedy! Tragedy.
Gong Jiu sneered, and said without sincerity: "Then I will wish you all your wishes come true."
A pervert is a pervert after all. As the god of perverts, Young Master Jiu, getting more and more courageous from setbacks is his greatest strength. He looked at Gong Jiu thoughtfully and said, "Tell me, what would happen if I gave birth to a son for him too?" How about? Or... let him give me one?"
Fortunately, Young Master Jiu started to think about the child before he even took the hand of the Lord Baiyun. Gong Jiu didn't point it out, but with a smile of "magic stick" on his face, he took out a small baby from his arms. Porcelain vase...
At this moment, no one can imagine what kind of storm this small porcelain vase will bring to this world, this river and lake in the near future... The only thing they know is that the moment Jiu Gongzi took over the small porcelain vase, they The six guests from another world were all blinded.
Young Master Jiu stood there in a daze, there was no one left in front of his eyes, Gong Jiu and Ye Gucheng disappeared in the blink of an eye...
The ninth son was deeply disappointed, he hadn't had time to say goodbye to Queen Ye yet.The only souvenir left is in his hand, the small porcelain bottle tightly held by Mr. Jiu, which seems to have a bit of mystery - Gong Jiu has just told him: this is the "magic medicine for childbirth" ".
At the same time, in another world far away, the six people found out as soon as they opened their eyes: they had returned to the imperial garden full of flowers.The teapot on the stone table was still steaming faintly, as if they had never left.
But that was just "as if", the months they spent in another world were not nothingness, the clothes they were wearing were changed in the blink of an eye, and Gong Jiu's stomach was getting bigger, and it was almost It's all right now... Looking at Yu Luosha and Lu Xiaofeng, they all had blood stains on their clothes.
Although they all seemed to have gone through a fight, Lu Xiaofeng's whole body was brimming with excitement, while Yu Luocha's face was full of anger and evil spirit.
Before others could ask questions, Lu Xiaofeng laughed on his own, and said with sparkling eyes: "I defeated Taoist Mu, it's fair and square, and my martial arts finally broke through haha!" He said and looked at Gong Jiu , proudly said: "After you give birth to Brother Nine, we will have another good fight!"
"Oh," Gong Jiu was noncommittal on the surface, but in his heart he was really envious of Lu Xiaofeng's good luck - when he gave birth to a child, he must put this lucky chicken as a mascot.Then he looked at Yu Luocha again, and asked with a smile: "Where are Father Yu and Brother Axue, what happened to you?"
Yu Luocha sneered angrily and said, "I planned to kill that woman Sun Xiuqing and take that little baby away, but I was besieged by the father and son over there... So we fought father and son against father and son!"
Gong Jiu laughed happily: "It seems that we have all gained something..." As he spoke, his smile froze suddenly, and he said with a strange expression: "I seem to be giving birth? This is really a big gain..."
"..." There was another flutter in the palace.
Life is always so beautiful and joyful.
——The end of the episode————
The author has something to say: So the truth of the original Happy Tour is actually the [Invincible-True-Miracle-Little Medicine Bottle] Dang┰Street Tour~~ The NPCs in the original book will definitely have a better life after being attacked by spirits the (st)
[Announcement] The artifact [small medicine bottle] is delivered to the triggering NPC, the instance world channel is closed, the player is automatically repatriated, and the stranded player will become a permanent traveler and will be treated as a missing person.
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Extra Story: 100 Questions about Relationship Between Husband and Wife
Before Ah Jiu and Ah Cheng are going to sail in the sea, their whereabouts will be uncertain, so hurry up and find an opportunity to ask questions, cough.
The host’s mother, A Yueyue, made a grand debut (Sahua~(≧▽≦)/~): May I ask your names?
Ah Jiu: Gong Jiu.
Acheng: Ye Gucheng.
Ah Yue (explaining with a serious face): In fact, the two of them should have other names, such as the real name of the emperor and the name of Acheng before crossing, etc., but because of their mother, I named them incompetent stars (╯▽ ╰) I can only think of a name like Ah Fu, cover my face...
Ah Jiu sneered: You still cover your face, Ah Cheng draws his sword!
Flying fairy outside the sky...Flying fairy outside the sky...Flying fairy...flying fairy...biu~ Hey, the moon turned into a shooting star and flew away...
Speaking of which, the first question is like this, I am really Yalishan ╮(╯_╰)╭I can’t help but hate it the most~
2 Ah Yue flew back silently and continued to ask: What are your ages?
Ah Jiu touched his chin: More than 20 but not thirty.
Ah Cheng: Same as above.
Ah Yue: What about two lifetimes?
Ah Jiu: More than 40 but not fifty.
Ah Cheng: ... Same as above.
Ah Yue (laughing): How old, uncles.
Ah Jiu (smiling softly): Ah Cheng.
Ah Cheng (cold): Don't waste my expression of drawing a sword to kill such a weak chicken.
~~o(>_<)o~~ After the second question, Ah Yueyue died of murderous intent and cold air...
But Su, Ah Yueyue has infinite resurrection skills, I am back strong again!
3 gender is?Ah Yue: Nonsense, let’s go.
4 What is your personality like?
Ah Jiu (thinking): Wise and mighty for generations to come?Well, there should be the best choice for you who are gentle and caring. (Gazes tenderly at Ah Cheng)
Ah Yue: ... (Said silently, isn't this the advertisement for Aunt Towel?)
Ah Cheng: Calm down.
Ah Yue: ... (Men Sao obviously) Talking nonsense will kill me, so I'll stop talking~
5 The character of the other party?
Ah Jiu (rippling): Cold outside and hot inside, awkward and cute, my favorite≧▽≦
Ah Cheng (extremely calm): Abnormal is enough to sum it up.
6 When did the two meet?Where?
Ah Jiu: In a tavern opposite a brothel.
Ah Cheng: At that time, he was going to buy Sharman home.
Ah Jiu (╯▽╰): Finally, I met a cute city lord, and the little Shaman was abandoned by me.
Ah Cheng (sweating silently): If you accidentally meet a pervert, your life will be over.
Ah Yue: Why does there have a deep sense of vicissitudes...
7 The first impression of the other party?
Ajiu: This is a beautiful woman (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: Oops, I met a pervert⊙﹏⊙
8 What do you like about each other?
Ah Jiu: I like every bit of it, but I still love him the most because he is hard-spoken and soft-hearted =3=
Ah Cheng: Loyal dog. (Patting Ah Jiu's head silently)
Ah Jiu rubbed against it, Ah Yue silently covered her eyes 0.0
9 What do you hate about the other party?
Ah Jiu: No, I really like them all.
Ah Cheng: I love to be perverted.
Ah Jiu: Boom~
Ah Cheng: Just like this, here we go again.
10 Do you think you are compatible with each other?
Ah Jiu: Very good~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: Good.
11 What do you call each other?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng~
Ah Cheng: Ah Jiu, Ah Fu?
12 How would you like to be called by the other party?
Ah Jiu: It’s good to call Ah Jiu, Ah Fu forget it o(╯□╰)o
Ah Cheng: It’s okay when Ah Cheng is used to listening.
13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?
Ah Jiu: No animal is worthy of my Ah Cheng╭(╯^╰)╮
Ah Cheng: No animal can compare Gong Jiu's abnormality o(╯□╰)o
Ah Yue: Husband sings and husband follows (╯▽╰)
14 If you want to send a gift to each other, will you give it?
Ah Jiu (rippling smile): Give me away~ everything about me belongs to Ah Cheng~
Ah Cheng (with a calm face): whip him with a whip.
Ah Jiu (more rippling): ~(≧▽≦)/~so happy~
Ah Yue: What a match made in heaven o(╯□╰)o
15 Then what gift do you want for yourselves?
Ah Jiu (continues to rippling): I want Ah Cheng~
Ah Cheng (continuing to remain calm): Lie down consciously and smoke for me.
Ah Jiu fell to the ground on the spot, rippling and rolling... Ah Yue silently handed over the whip, turned around silently, silently...
16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?
Ah Jiu: Very satisfied ~ all satisfied ~
Ah Cheng: I am basically satisfied with everything, just be careful when you play weird, it’s not good if the flowers and grasses are all over the place.
Ah Yue: ... Teacher Hu said, good children should take good care of the environment (╯▽╰)
17 What is your problem?
Ah Jiu (distressed): I am so perfect, why is there something wrong? !
Ah Cheng (positive color): Brother is perfect.
Ah Yue: I understand (╯▽╰)
18 What is the opponent's problem?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng is perfect =3=
Ah Cheng: Besides being abnormal, he is also perfect.
19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng can do anything~ But I will be unhappy when he goes to discuss swords with Brother Ah Xue~
Ah Cheng: I may get angry if I make my own assertion or joke too much.
20 What do you do to make the other person unhappy?
Ah Jiu: People have been very careful not to make Ah Cheng angry╭(╯^╰)╮
Ah Cheng: It's really hard to make a pervert angry.
Ah Yue: Is this the legendary loyal dog (﹃) saliva~
21 How far is your relationship?
Ah Jiu: Intimate~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: Regardless of each other.
Ah Yue: Hehe!nosebleed!
22 Where did two people first date?
Ah Jiu: Huh?It seems that we haven't been separated much since we met.
Ah Cheng: It should be regarded as Feixian Island.
23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?
Ah Jiu: I am very happy to be with Ah Cheng∩_∩
Ah Cheng: The atmosphere is harmonious.
Ah Yue: Why do I think what the two of them said is not the same thing at all o(╯□╰)o
24 How far has it progressed then?
Ah Jiu (Deser): pull the little hand, kiss the little mouth=3=
Ah Cheng (calmly): Appreciate the beauty and eat tofu.
Ah Jiu: (⊙o⊙)!
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰) The nature of the city lord...
25 frequent date spots?
Ah Jiu: The palace?Feixian Island?
Acheng: Well, I often go to Jiangnan and Wanmei Villa.
26 What kind of preparations will you make for each other's birthday?
Ah Jiu: Wash it for nothing (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: =_= Move your wrist?
Ah Yue: Nei... Inner Emperor!
27 Which party confessed first?
Ah Jiu: Me!
Ah Cheng: He.
28 How much do you like each other?
Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng is my life (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: No other.
Ah Yue's eyes filled with tears
29 Then do you love each other?
Ah Jiu: Of course I love it!
Ah Cheng: Yes.
Ah Jiu Desering
30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?
Ah Jiu: Good boy, don't make trouble...
Ah Cheng: Come and beat me.
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)
31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Ah Jiu (sneering): I will kill whoever seduces Ah Cheng.
Ah Cheng (calmly): Kill them.
Ah Yue: ...
32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?
Ah Jiu: Maybe?If Ah Cheng is willing to change his mind (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: No.
Ah Yue: I finally understand what Shaking M is...
35 The other party's sexy expression?
Ah Jiu: When Ah Cheng became angry (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: Perverted desire. When seeking dissatisfaction =_=
Ah Yue: ... brilliant 0.0
36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?
Ah Jiu (sweet): When Ah Cheng cares about me~
Ah Cheng (speechless): When he seduced me.
Ah Yue: Pupu(╯▽╰)
38 What do you feel happiest when doing?
Ah Jiu: Love love~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng (silently): ...
Ah Yue: I understand~
39 Ever quarreled?
Ah Jiu: Of course not.
Ah Cheng: With our personalities, we will fight but not quarrel.
Ah Yue: o(╯□╰)o
44 What is your expression of love?
Ah Jiu: Considerate?gentle?Thousand obedience and obedience?Ah Cheng told me to go east and never go west, I would kill his whole family if he asked me to kill (╯▽╰)
Ah Cheng: ... (slight hesitation) It is said that love is made.
Ah Yue: (⊙o⊙)!
45 When will you feel that the other party "doesn't love me anymore"?
Ah Jiu (frowning in thought)
Ah Cheng (calmly): If one day he no longer desires and is dissatisfied.
Ah Jiu (rippling smile): There won’t be that day, but if one day I see A Cheng and Brother A Xue hugging each other...
Ah Yue (silently added): Then they must be possessed by the official assistant god 0_0
47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?
Ah Jiu (innocent): No, unless Ah Cheng didn't ask, I would have said whatever he asked.
Ah Cheng: There used to be, but now it’s gone.
48 Where does your sense of inferiority come from?
Ah Jiu (proudly): There is no such thing.
Ah Cheng: Same as above.
49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?
Ah Jiu (Deser): Publicly (╯▽╰) Ah Cheng is my queen~
Ah Cheng (nodding): He is the wife of the mayor.
Ah Yue: =_+ Even the children’s shoes in another world know about this...
50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Ah Jiu: It must be permanent!
Ah Cheng: Yes.
Ah Yue: The sons are so well matched, the mother is in tears~~~
51 May I ask who is the attacker and who is the receiver?
Ah Jiu (smiling eyes): I am Gong Gong Gong... (Ah Cheng stares silently, Ah Jiu's voice is getting weaker and weaker) Cough, at some point it may be possible to change...
Ah Cheng (calm): Take turns.
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)
52 Why did you make such a decision?
Ah Jiu: Because Ah Cheng has a thin skin~
Ah Cheng (distributing air-conditioning): It depends on the degree of metamorphosis.
Ah Yue: ~(@^_^@)~ So Ah Cheng has to work hard to upgrade~
53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Ah Jiu: Satisfied~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: Hmph.
54 The location of the first H?
Ah Jiu: Baiyun City.
Acheng: City Lord's Mansion.
Ah Yue: Well, it’s the wedding night in the bridal chamber~ The name is justified~(≧▽≦)/~
55 How did you feel at that time?
Ah Jiu (rippling memory ing): It’s amazing~
Ah Cheng: ...The perverted technique is pretty good.
Ah Yue: ⊙﹏⊙
56 What did the other party look like at that time?
Ah Jiu (sweet): very cute~
Ah Cheng (silently): Very perverted.
Ah Yue: Puff~
57 What is your first sentence in the morning of the first night?
Ah Jiu (sneaky smile): It seems... Ah Cheng is not satisfied enough, I will work harder next time~
Ah Cheng (gritting teeth): Gong Jiu, you bastard!
Ah Yue: ~(@^_^@)~ah~
58 times per week H?
Ah Jiu (breaking fingers): Seven, eight, nine, ten...
Ah Cheng (knocking the perverted head hard): Die!
Ah Yue snickered~
59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?
Ah Jiu: Countless times~(≧▽≦)/~
Ah Cheng: =_= Be temperate.
Ah Yue (touching her chin): It seems that I need to prepare some small pills?
Ah Jiu (proudly): No, just prepare a small leather whip.
Ah Yue: ... I can also provide small candles 0_0
60 So, what kind of H is it?
Ah Jiu: One word is—cool!
Ah Cheng: ...
Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)
61 Your most sensitive place?
Ajiu (rippling self-touching): It seems to be everywhere~
Ah Cheng: ...
Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙
62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?
Ah Jiu (violently): I won't tell you!
Ah Cheng (calmly): No matter where you touch it, the pervert will shout Potian...so there is no most sensitive, only more sensitive.
Ah Yue: ⊙▽⊙
63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?
Ah Jiu: Cuteness has no limits =3=
Ah Cheng: There is no limit to perversion -_-
Ah Yue: So...so symmetrical, so well matched~(≧▽≦)/~
64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?
Ah Jiu (very frank): Of course I like it~
Ah Cheng (calmly confessing): Yes.
Ah Yue: ╯▽╰
65 Where is H in general?
Ah Jiu: The emperor’s bedroom is the most~
A Cheng: Well, that’s right.
Ah Yue (excited face): What about the most exciting place?
Ah Jiu (rippling in thought): In the wild?open air?In fact, the imperial study room and the dragon chair are very exciting~ (continue to break fingers) and soak in hot springs, ride horses...
Acheng slapped Ajiu pia out of the Milky Way—dead pervert, get lost and be your partner!
Ah Yue: ☆_☆
66 Which H location do you want to try?
Ah Jiu (worried): It seems that I have tried everything that should be tried~ Is it going to be on the street?
Ah Cheng: ...
Ah Yue: ★o★The lower limit...
67 Is the shower before or after H?
Ah Jiu: The former is not sure, but the latter is a must.
Ah Cheng (calm face): Brother has a cleanliness addiction.
69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?
Ah Jiu: ...
Ah Cheng: None. (Looking silently at Ah Jiu)
Ah Jiu (serious face): Absolutely not!
Ah Yue: ...
70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of "If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?
Ah Cheng: Oppose.
Ah Jiu (touching her chin): Actually, I originally agreed, but if
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