Nine swords

If Ah Cheng doesn't want to, then forget it.

Ah Yue: It’s rare for a pervert to have principles (╯▽╰)

71 If the other party is raped by mobs, what will you do?

Ah Jiu (angry): Kill!kill!kill!

Ah Cheng: ⊙_⊙Such a powerful thug, I can only worship him and try my best to kill him.

Ah Yue: o(╯□╰)o

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Ah Jiu (with a natural expression): No.

Ah Cheng (with a natural expression): No.

Ah Yue: (╯▽╰) I understand.

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Ah Jiu (raising eyebrows): Good friend?Lu Xiaofeng?I will call Huamanlou...

Ah Cheng: Ximen Chuuxue? (A-Jiu shoots up the case) He won't, at most he asks for a sword fight. (Ah Jiu sits down with a sigh of relief)

Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙I understand. . .

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Ah Jiu (Deser): Of course!

Ah Cheng: ...

75 What about the other party?

Ah Jiu: Hey~

Ah Cheng: His technique has become abnormal.

Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)

76 What do you want the other party to say at H?

Ah Jiu (intoxicated): Say... Ah Jiu, I want~

Ah Cheng (with paralyzed face): That's it.

Ah Yue: ≧▽≦

77 Which expression do you like the other person when H?

Ah Jiu: Intoxicated and enjoying~

Ah Cheng: Infatuation and tenderness.

Ah Yue: Yoshi...my nosebleed...

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Ah Jiu (sigh): Ever since I met Ah Cheng, no one else can catch my eye.

Ah Cheng: Absolutely not.

79 Are you interested in SM?

Ah Jiu (with glowing eyes): Very interesting!

Ah Cheng silently turned his face away...

Ah Yue: Everyone understands~ the magic weapon, the small leather whip or something~

Little Leather Whip (rubbing his eyes): Huh, who is calling me?

81 What do you think of rape?

Ah Jiu (contemptuous): With my charm, I don’t need it.

Ah Cheng: Shameless.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Ah Jiu: ~~o(>_<)o~~ Attempted courtship!

Ah Cheng: =_= He wants to be dissatisfied.

Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Ah Jiu: Of course there is~~

Ah Cheng: ...It is obviously a pervert to seduce brother 0_0

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Ah Jiu: ★_★

Ah Cheng: =_=

Ah Yue: Connotation...

86 Has the attacker committed any violence?

Ah Jiu (biting the handkerchief): No...it would be fine if Ah Cheng raped me~

Ah Cheng: He didn’t dare =_= He failed the first time he administered the medicine.

Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Ah Jiu: Ah Cheng vomits blood~

Ah Cheng: ...

Ah Yue: ...

88 For you, who is the most ideal candidate for "as H object"?

Ah Jiu: Of course Ah Cheng~(≧▽≦)/~

Ah Cheng: Ah Jiu.

Ah Yue: (﹃) Drooling~

Did 90 use small props in H?

Ah Jiu (Rang Yang): Of course there is~

Ah Cheng: ...

Little Leather Whip: Hey, why did I hear someone calling me again?

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Ah Cheng: Wedding night in the bridal chamber.

Ah Jiu (guilty): ... Same as above.

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Ah Cheng (positive color): Yes.

Ah Jiu: Yes... yes~

Ah Yue: (╯▽╰)

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Ah Jiu (proudly): Unique secrets, never to be passed on~

Ah Cheng: Slap it.

Ah Yue: o(≧v≦)o

97 H times per night?

Ah Jiu (breaking fingers again): Seven, eight, nine...

Ah Cheng kicked the pervert away...

Ah Yue quietly chuckled~

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes by yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Ah Jiu (Deser): I arrange everything~

Ah Cheng: ...

Ah Yue: ⊙_⊙

What is 99 to you?

Ah Jiu: Happiness and happiness~~

Ah Cheng: ... Same as above.

Ah Yue: yooooooo~

100 Please say something to your lover

Ah Jiu: It’s finally over, Ah Cheng, let’s go make love~

Ah Cheng: ... Oh.

Ah Yue: Life is so fulfilling~~~waving a handkerchief~~~

101 Wait, wait, someone asked to add a question: Have you two tried the Eighteen Forms of Longyang?

Ah Jiu: ...

Ah Cheng: ...

Ah Yue: Tell me~ roll away~~

Ah Jiu (evil smile): It’s on the bedside~

Ah Cheng: The nine styles per person are fair.

Ah Yue: There is really nothing wrong with my nosebleeds. . .

Ah Jiu (smiling softly): There will be no problem~ (Jiu calmly took out a whip and circled Ah Yueyue's delicate and white neck...then...) Ah Cheng, let's go.

The two walked away hand in hand, leaving behind a round and white guy who fell into a nosebleed. . .

The autumn wind blew bleakly, and suddenly, someone ran over with a long list and said: Ah Yueyue, please add a few more questions~~

"Are you nine shallow and one deep, or three deep and one shallow?"

"Besides the small leather whip, are there other props?"

"Has the city lord considered Type 69?"

"Have you ever tried sex right away?"

"Ninth brother usually touch the waist first or the buttocks first?"

"..."

go!Ah Yueyue is already dead and ask a P!

——End of Question 101(╯▽╰)——

Come to the small theater again~ Special dedication for Thanksgiving~

It is said that after brother Jiu and the city lord told each other the truth about rebirth and time travel.

Ah Jiu Dangyang said: Ah Cheng~ So you are from a later life, no wonder when we first met, I felt that you had heard my name before... But, do I have a long history?What an honor~

Ah Cheng said indifferently: Qingshi?Don't be smug, it's just a history of perversion.

Ah Jiu is even more rippling: Hey, haha, it seems that Tai Shigong and his like wrote this chapter for me?What did he say?

Ah Cheng: Well thought out, before you were reborn, there was no way you could match this record.

Ah Jiu's eyes are longing: Is there always a biography?

A Cheng laughed: Biography of Abnormality——Looking at ancient and modern abnormalities, Gong Jiu should be the first.

Ah Jiu Deser: It seems that this historian knows me very well~ What's his name?

Ah Cheng said calmly: Gu Long, he definitely knows you best.

Ah Jiu smiled ambiguously: Oh, how can he understand me better than you?From the inside out, from the top to the bottom...

"You are enough! Don't touch your hands in broad daylight!"