Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

No matter who it is, it is always uncomfortable to walk with something that is three times bigger and three times heavier than itself. Especially as a cat, it can't carry it on its back, can't resist it on its shoulders, can't lift it with its hands, and can only hold it with its mouth. When things are so high that it can't leave the ground even if it tilts its head up desperately, the speed of a cat is no faster than that of a tortoise.

Mao Mao clenched her handkerchief tightly in her mouth, backed up with her buttocks pouted, and her tail was clamped tightly because of the force. After a long time, when she looked up, she found that she had only walked a little.

Well……

Do you want to give up the crispy and delicious fried fish cakes?No!

Do you want to give up the soft and smooth fish balls?No!

Do you want to give up the cat's favorite fried small yellow croaker?no way!

So when Maomao looked up at the road for the nth time, he saw the owner's cold face and froze immediately.

Is this the cat's dirty work?

"Meow!" Maomao was picked up by its tail before it could finish screaming in panic.It’s been a long time since the cat has been treated like this, except for the first few days when the owner likes to grab its tail and lift it up, and then the owner will hold it in the palm of his hand... The owner is angry!

The owner is very angry, so... Mao Mao is very honest.

So even though it was carried to its own bedroom by its tail, the cat didn't dare to bark, let alone stretch out its paws to scratch Ximen Chuuxue.

On the other hand, Butler Mei hesitated to speak, looking at the upside-down cat was very distressed.

Butler Mei was very surprised why Mao Mao was brought to the second owner's room, but Ximen Chuuxue closed his mouth wisely after seeing the expressionless Ximen Chuuxue.

Ximen Chuuxue threw the cat on the bed and covered it with a quilt: "Become a human."

Butler Mei's mouth opened wide in an instant.

Change?

Cats become humans?

Is the owner crazy or is he crazy?

Although a cat is as smart as a human, it is impossible to become a human, right?

But there was a gradual change inside the quilt, and a human figure slowly bulged out, revealing a timid and beautiful little face.

"Second, Second Master!"

Butler Mei finally understood why he brought it here, and why the owner of the villa suddenly had an extra brother.

Well, fortunately, Butler Mei's nerves are very tenacious, and he quickly calmed down. Since the first village owner is a sword god, it doesn't matter if the second villa owner is a monster, right?But... such a cute cat...

While thinking wildly, Mao Mao's cute face was replaced by Ximen Fuixue's slender and straight back, was it blocked?

Watching Ximen Chuuxue skillfully dress the cat, Mei Butler was even more shocked than seeing the cat turned into a human just now!

The proprietor actually dresses for others!

Don't get close to his strangers, the icy owner of the village actually puts on clothes for people!

I must be crazy.

Well, that's not a person, it's a cat.

The famous Sword God is dressing a cat.

The world must be crazy.

When Steward Mei finally calmed down, or calmed down on the surface, Ximen Chuuxue had already cleaned up Maomao, sat down on the chair by the table, and looked at Maomao coldly.

Maomao sat kneeling on the bed, her black hair was loose, her mouth was pouted, her face was puffed up high, her big eyes were so wet that they were about to overflow, she looked at Ximen Chuuxue angrily and aggrieved.

Being looked at coldly by Ximen Chuuxue, Maomao felt more and more wronged, her small mouth was pouting higher and higher, the mist in her eyes was getting thicker and thicker, and when it was about to burst out of her eyes, Ximen Chuuxue finally said: "Run away from home ?”

Although it was a question, there was no doubt in Ximen Chuuxue's tone, it was clear that he had confirmed the facts, and there was a hint of anger in his calm tone.Very good, actually learned to run away from home!How dare you run away from home!

Mao Mao was also very angry, and said without hesitation: "I'm going to run away from home!"

"why?"

Maomao is confident: "The owner is not good to Maomao!"

Butler Mei really wanted to say something fair to his master, Maomao, the owner has never been so kind to others, you have to be content...

But he didn't dare to open his mouth, because although this person and his favorite were in conflict, their aura was surprisingly harmonious, which made him feel completely unable to get involved between the two.

I heard Ximen Chuixue's cold suppressed anger voice: "What do you want?"

Mao Mao is confident: "Maomao wants to sleep!"

Ximen Chuixue said, "I didn't allow you to sleep?"

"A cat should not sleep alone! A cat should sleep with its owner! A cat is a domestic cat! Not a wild cat! A domestic cat is one that sleeps with its owner!"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "Just for this?"

Mao Mao said: "A cat can't live in a cage!"

"anything else?"

"... cats don't eat porridge!"

"... cats don't write!"

"... cats don't take a bath!"

"...Don't turn into a cat!"

"..."

"Gone?"

Mao Mao tilted her head and thought for a long time, but found that she couldn't think of anything, so she nodded obediently.

"Very good," Ximen Chuixue said, "you can stop eating porridge if you learn to use chopsticks, you can stop writing by practicing sword with me, and you can turn into a cat for an hour every day if you learn to wear clothes and shoes. If you are obedient, you won't be thrown into the water. And don't lock the cage."

This is... all agreed?

Maomao blinked, unable to react for a while, the owner agreed so easily, the owner is so kind, he agreed to so many requests.

Just as she was about to nod, she suddenly remembered the most important thing: "There is still sleep, the cat needs to sleep!"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "Sleep by yourself!"

Mao Mao pouted: "No!"

"no!"

"If you don't sleep with the cat, the cat will run away from home! The cat will find a new owner! Find a new owner who loves the cat!"

Looking for a new owner who loves cats!

Want to find a new owner who loves it with your own face? !

Or use that disastrous appearance to find someone to 'love' it? !

Ximen Chuuxue gritted his teeth: "If you dare to run away from home again, you will be locked in a cage."

"Cats won't eat! Cats won't eat, cats will go on hunger strike!"

Hunger strike!Not only will he run away from home, but he even knows how to go on a hunger strike!

"Okay! You..."

"Master, Master!" Seeing that Ximen Chuixue was really angry, Steward Mei hurriedly said, "Maomao is small and ignorant, please teach me slowly..."

"go out!"

Steward Mei fell silent immediately, and looked at Mao Mao sympathetically. He didn't have the guts of Mao Mao to dare the owner to say the same sentence a second time.

Butler Mei went out worried.

Without foreign aid, Maomao suddenly felt bad. He jumped up and ran out. Just two steps away, he was caught by an iron arm from behind and lifted up.

The familiar body temperature of the owner behind made the cat dizzy for a while. The last thing it could resist was the feeling of sticking to the owner. It was reassuring and comfortable, and it felt warm and soft all over.

Actually... It's not bad to become a human being, it's more comfortable to be hugged by the master when a human being.

Maomao was still intoxicated, and the world was turned upside down for a while, and the ground turned into a smooth floor.

Cats like to lie on their owners' laps, but can cats become cats first?Hanging like this, the cat is uncomfortable...

Maomao grabbed Ximen Chuuxue's trousers and tried to prop them up, but a big hand held down her soft waist, Maomao pouted: "Master..."

"Snapped!"

Feeling the little butt being slapped heavily, and then hearing a sound, Maomao froze for a moment before feeling the burning pain...

"It hurts!" Maomao cried loudly, it had never been in such pain before, and began to struggle desperately: "It hurts, it hurts!"

Hearing the cat's cry, Ximen Chuuxue knew what he had done in a fit of anger. The little butt in his palm was small and round, with extremely beautiful lines. Through the thin fabric, he could clearly feel how smooth and flexible the skin under his palm was. , full of elasticity, people can't put it down.

Ximen Chuuxue remained unmoved, even angrier, and slapped down mercilessly again.

"Snapped!"

Dare to run away from home!

"Snapped!"

The owner is not nice to it!

"Snapped!"

Looking for a new owner who "loves" it!

"Snapped"

Don't eat!

"Snapped!"

Go on a hunger strike!

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

……

"It hurts! It hurts!" Maomao felt nothing but pain, and the slaps on the little buttocks continued in a rhythm that was neither fast nor slow, as if it would never end.The little butt is burning like fire now, it hurts even if touched, but the heavy slaps are still going on...Maomao kicked his legs, pulled Ximen Chuuxue's trousers, and cried loudly: "It hurts! Maomao hurts..."

"Master...the cat hurts..."

Feeling the cat's cries gradually getting quieter, Ximen Chuuxue finally stopped, turned it over, and saw a small face with pear blossoms and rain.

The long and fine eyelashes are as light as the wings of a butterfly, and there are scattered teardrops hanging on the tip of the eyelashes, like young leaves covered with dew in the morning, fresh and pleasant.A pair of big eyes reddened by crying, the watery pupils are full of grievance and timidity, with a slight blink, tears like clear springs come out of the eyes, flowing over the cheeks as tender and white as fine porcelain, such a scene, even a stone My heart is as soft as cotton.Those lips that had been soaked in tears were glowing seductively, and a little blood was bitten by the small snow-white teeth, against the petal-like lips, they were so soft and tender that one couldn't help but want to bend down , savor its sweetness.

The sobs of endless grievances continued, and her small body trembled slightly, arousing endless pity.

"pain?"

Mao Mao nodded aggrieved: "It hurts."

"Do you still want to run away from home?"

Mao Mao sobbed, "No spanking... Mao Mao won't, won't run away from home."

Very good, remember to talk about the conditions at this time.

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "If you don't run away from home, you won't get a spanking."

Maomao succumbed tearfully.

Ximen Chuuxue put it on the bed, and Maomao hissed: "It hurts."

Ximen Chuuxue gently turned it over and laid it on its stomach, covered it with a quilt, turned and left, and turned back before leaving the door: "Don't become a cat."

Maomao pouted where Ximen Chuuxue couldn't see.

If you lie on your stomach, it is more comfortable to be a cat. Cats lie on their stomachs every day.

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue leave alone, butler Mei hurried in, and seeing the pouting cat lying on the bed with tears in his eyes, he hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

Finally someone felt sorry for Mao Mao, and tears fell down, sobbing: "Slap, spank Mao Mao's butt... The master is bad..."

"Spanking?" Butler Mei was shocked. This really doesn't look like something Ximen Chuuxue would do, but it's not unusual for Maomao: "Is the spanking serious? Let me see."

"Yeah." Mao Mao nodded: "It's heavy...it hurts."

Butler Mei gently lifted his hem to untie his belt. As soon as his hand touched Maomao's soft waist, he heard a cold voice: "Butler Mei."

Butler Mei withdrew his hands like an electric shock: "Master, I, I'll just take a look at Maomao..."

Ximen Chuuxue interrupted coldly: "Are you free?"

Butler Mei hurriedly said: "I'm not busy, I'm very busy... The owner hasn't had breakfast yet, so I'll go and order the cook to make it again."

Hurriedly going out, she saw the porcelain vase and cotton balls in Ximen Chuuxue's hands with sharp eyes.I gave myself a small slap in the face: "I'm making you troublesome! The owner even wears Mao Mao's clothes himself, and still needs you to show it injuries?"