Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

Seeing the bruises and bruises on the small round buttocks, Ximen Chuuxue was slightly taken aback, did he hit him so hard?

The snow-white and delicate little buttocks are upright and plump, like ice jade, and the bluish-purple bruises seem to be reflected under the ice and snow, and they have a strange beauty, which makes Ximen Chuuxue slightly dazed.

"Hiss! It hurts!" The soft and glutinous voice came out aggrieved: "It hurts! Cats don't take medicine! Taking medicine hurts!"

It's a cat, a cat.

Ximen Chuuxue thought about it and speeded up.

Maomao struggled for a while, and found that the place where the medicine was applied was no longer hot, but rather cool, and it subsided, and began to fight for his own rights again: "Spanking...the cat also needs to sleep."

Noticing that the owner's hand paused slightly, Maomao tried hard to explain: "Maomao is a domestic cat... Domestic cats sleep with their owners, and wild cats sleep by themselves."

Ximen Chuuxue lifted up its clothes, and said, "I've said it before, you're not allowed to call you master, you're not allowed to call yourself a cat."

Mao Mao was extremely confused: "Why are Mao Mao...not allowed to be called Mao Mao?"

"you are human."

"A cat is a cat..."

"The cat lives in a cage."

Mao Mao choked, eyes immediately filled with tears, sniffled and gave in: "Okay...Maomao is not a cat...Master..."

Ximen Chuuxue gave it a cold look, Maomao immediately knew that he had made a mistake, and pouted, "Master." That's what Butler Mei and the maid sister called it.

Finding that the owner's gaze didn't soften, Maomao knew the mistake and could correct it: "Ximen." That's what the mustache called.

Ximen Chuuxue stopped embarrassing it, turned and went out: "You don't need to practice sword today, just sleep well."

"host……"

Ximen Chuuxue turned around, and the cat that called the wrong cat hurriedly lowered its head, and waited until the shadow of Ximen Chuuxue was gone before pouting and muttering: "Cats don't sleep, cats should sleep with their owners..."

……

No matter how miserable the cat is meowing, and no matter how badly its buttocks look bad, the fact is that it just got spanked, and even if you leave it alone, it will only hurt for a while What's more, Ximen Chuuxue wasted a bottle of the best wound medicine in today's martial arts for it?

So when Ximen Chuuxue finished his late breakfast and sat in the garden for a while, he saw the figure of that little thing jumping around, and saw the cheerful appearance of it jumping up and attacking butterflies. Ximen Chuuxue deeply realized that he wanted to kill it What a huge project it will be to educate a person.

We all know that cats love to catch butterflies, but there are very few cats that can actually catch butterflies. The cat is proving the accuracy of this sentence with its own actions. It looks up and looks at the beautiful butterfly. The farther away... So it pretended to sit down and licked its hind legs seriously, but actually watched the movement of the butterfly quietly with the corner of its eyes...

stop, stop, stop!ah!Low, low...don't stop there, cats can't reach it!

As if hearing the call of a cat, the butterfly stopped on a broken branch on the top of a hill.

Maomao immediately became energetic, and cleverly walked around the other side of the small hill...

Ximen Chuuxue has the urge to touch his forehead, why would someone say Mao Mao is smart?As a smart cat, it should be based on the direction the butterfly is standing to judge which side is the back, right?

And when Maomao gave up on the ground and stepped on the broken branch carefully, Ximen Chuuxue was even more sure of this idea - this is clearly a stupid cat!Ximen Chuuxue shook his head, ignored it and continued playing chess.

As expected, just when Maomao was elated to get close to the target, tragedy happened... The broken branch was lifted up like a seesaw, and it was very sudden and fast...

"Meow~~~" the cat meowed in panic.

Butterflies fly away, cats suffer...

A white windmill quickly rolled down from the top of the hill...

"Meow..." the dizzy cat meowed.

It finally stopped, but the windmill seemed to run into its eyes again... the sky whirred and whirled for a while...

When Ximen Chuuxue found that the meowing of the cat was getting more and more excited, the cat had rolled five times... It was so much fun!

Maomao climbed up the broken branch for the sixth time... The broken branch whose position was constantly changing after being harassed by it again and again finally got impatient, and instead of just tilting up one end, it jumped up as a whole and hit Maomao on the head ...

"Meow! Meow!" Maomao was sad.

It was no surprise that Ximen Chuuxue saw Mao Mao who came to beg for comfort and comfort after a while.

Mao Mao jumped from his left hand to his knee: "Meow meow meow... meow! Meow..."

It seems that since it can transform into a human being, the cat language it speaks is easier to understand. Ximen Chuuxue can clearly hear it angrily accusing that annoying butterfly and that disobedient broken branch.

"Maomao." Ximen Fuxue's slender index finger poked its small furry forehead.

"Meow?" Mao Mao was jerked and sat down.

"Have you learned how to put on clothes yet?"

"Meow!" Maomao lowered her head in shame.

"Then why did you become a cat?"

"Meow?" Maomao was confused. Does wearing clothes have anything to do with being a cat?

"Meow meow!" the master agreed!

"Learn to wear clothes to become a cat."

"Meow meow?" Forgive me that Maomao's small brain is really not good at thinking about problems.

"If you turn into a cat without my permission next time, you will live in a cage." If it is allowed to change like this, Ximen Chuuxue will have nothing to do except dress it.

"Meow..." Maomao lowered her head sadly, the situation is stronger than that of a cat.

Seeing that Maomao had a good attitude and had just been spanked, Ximen Chuuxue didn't force it to transform back immediately, and did not drag it back to eat as Ximen Feiyu until before lunch.

"Cat...Second owner, don't slip by the wall when you enter the door, and walk in the middle of the door...Thieves only slip by the wall."

"Cats like to walk against walls..."

"You don't even have to like it, Second Villa Master, you are human now..."

Maomao sneaked a look at Ximen Chuuxue and admitted defeat: "Maomao is a human being."

"Second owner, you should call yourself me or Fei Yu." Butler Mei continued to babble, and Ximen Chuuxue suddenly found that Butler Mei seemed to be better at educating Mao Mao than him.

At this time, Mao Mao was already sitting on his chair, and began to protest: "Maomao doesn't eat porridge!"

"Weigh me!"

Maomao continued to protest with another word: "I don't eat porridge!"

"Has the Second Master learned how to use chopsticks?"

Maomao shook her head honestly.

"Then we can only eat porridge."

Maomao argued vigorously: "Ximen agreed!"

"You can't be called Ximen, you have to be called Big Brother. Isn't it strange that your surname is also Ximen, and you are also called Ximen, the owner of the villa? Big Brother."

Mao Mao changed the words and continued to argue: "Brother agreed!"

"The owner of the village promises you to learn how to use chopsticks so that you don't have to eat porridge..."

The cat is confused...is there any?

It seems there is...

But the master clearly agreed...

Maomao's mind was obviously confused.

But chopsticks, eating porridge...does it matter?

The cat in the confusion didn't notice that Butler Mei was winking at it, so Steward Mei could only cough dryly and said, "Second owner, today's porridge is very good... you should try it first..."

Cats don't eat porridge!

The porridge is the worst!

Mao Mao turned away angrily and didn't even look at it.

The master's words don't count!

Cats are on a hunger strike!

Under Ximen Chuuxue's murderous eyes, Butler Mei bravely picked up the porridge bowl, moved it in front of Maomao, and seduced: "If you don't want to eat... smell it, smell it..."

Maomao shrugged its nose, and its eyes lit up instantly: fish!It's fish!

Can fish also be cooked in porridge?

Take a small bite, it's smooth and tender, it melts in your mouth...it's delicious.

"Steward Mei, you are so kind... Butler Mei, you are the best... Mao and Feiyu like Butler Mei the most..."

Steward Mei sneaked a guilty glance at the expressionless Ximen Chuuxue, and couldn't see any displeasure, so he secretly accepted it and went out happily.

……

"Cats don't take baths!"

"Tell me."

"I don't take a bath!"

"Second owner, the owner loves cleanliness the most. If you don't take a bath, the owner will not let you sleep."

"The owner promised that the cat can not take a bath!"

"yes, Sir!"

"Brother promised Fei Yu not to take a bath!"

"The owner is saying that he won't throw you into the water, and it's on the premise of being obedient."

"No water... no bath..." Does it make any difference?

Butler Mei explained patiently: "You have to throw the water into the water. You have to take a shower. Go down by yourself. If you don't go down, you are disobedient. If you are disobedient, the owner can throw you down."

Maomao's little head was completely confused... It always felt that something was wrong.

The owner promised the cat not to take a bath...

The owner promised the cat not to eat porridge...

The owner promised the cat not to write...

The owner promised that the cat would not be a human...

The owner promised that the cat would not live in the cage...

but……

The cat still needs a bath.

The cat is still eating porridge.

A cat is still not allowed to become a cat.

The master still said to lock the cage.

Maomao rubbed her little head... What happened?

"Second owner, have you made up your mind? Do you want to go down by yourself, or let the owner throw you down?"

"No! The cat doesn't take a bath! The cat is going to run away from home!" The cat was angry.

"runaway?"

"Run away from home!" Maomao said loudly, but suddenly found that Butler Mei was winking at him.

Following his gaze, Maomao immediately fell silent, only then remembered that those four words just now seemed...not the voice of Butler Mei.

"Run away from home?" Ximen Chuuxue repeated coldly.

Mao Mao pouted and whispered: "Maomao is afraid of water..."

"Second owner, I specially found the smallest tub for you. Just fill it with a little water. Even if you sit, it will only reach your chest... As long as you don't change the cat, nothing will happen..."

Maomao's gaze circled back and forth between the wooden barrel and Ximen Chuuxue, comparing who was more terrifying between the two. Under Ximen Chuuxue's increasingly cold eyes, he pinched his nose and jumped in...

"Oh! Clothes! How can you jump upside down? Really... Choking again?"

The author has something to say: the cat that has just turned into a human probably has a low IQ, but it will probably gradually become smarter.