Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

After being dragged to Merlin by the master who suddenly became very angry, and a sword was stuffed in his hand, Mao Mao remembered that there is such a thing as practicing swords.

I really want to protest that cats have claws, but instead of drawing on paper with a furry stick, it is more fun to play outside with long pieces.

After teaching Maomao two tricks, Ximen Chuuxue was already cold, but this morning's extremely cold face became even colder.

It’s not that cats are not good at learning, on the contrary, cats learn faster than anyone else, from the dog family, well, maybe it’s the flexible and flexible body of cats, there are almost no movements that it can’t do, and more With the agility and accuracy far surpassing that of human beings, Mao Mao can immediately perform the sword technique that Ximen Chuuxue demonstrated once, but what makes Ximen Chuuxue frown is his perfect accuracy: Mao Mao himself has no objection at all. The comprehension of swordsmanship is simply to imitate his posture, and to put his posture again.

Ximen Chuuxue tentatively explained the profound meaning of swordsmanship to it, but gave up after only a few sentences under the foggy eyes of Maomao, well, you can't force a cat to understand those mysterious and mysterious things.

However, if he cannot comprehend the artistic conception in the sword technique, even if Maomao simulates it to the extreme, he can only become a super-class swordsman, and cannot become the opponent he hopes, just like a person who has no sense of language at all even if he uses the most gorgeous words in the world If you memorize them all, you will not be able to write exquisite articles.

It's a pity that a pair of good hands...

Ximen Chuuxue frowned slightly, pulled out his long sword with a clang, and slashed at Mao Mao's slender and tender neck. Mao Mao stared blankly at him, with the long sword firmly resting on the side of Mao Mao's neck. Li Li was completely attracted by the long hair that fluttered and fell to the ground after being cut off, and was scattered by the wind. His eyes were full of eagerness, and he completely forgot about the sharp sword on his neck.

Fortunately, Ximen Chuuxue's deterrent power to Mao Mao far surpassed that of the sword, and he successfully turned Mao Mao into a good baby with just one mouth: "Why don't you hide?"

"...Because it's the master..." If it was someone else, it would have already run away.

"Hand out."

Maomao stretched out its hand obediently, only to hear a "pa", the palm of its hand was slapped heavily by the sword spine, before it could cry out in pain, Ximen Chuixue said coldly: "This is to tell you, no matter who If you want to hit you or hurt you, you have to hide and fight back, because anyone may kill you, including your master."

Mao Mao blushed: "But..."

"No, but." Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "I won't hold back from now on. If you hide a little slower, I will cut off your head and chop off your hair like cutting off your hair." foot."

Mao Mao's tears had welled up to her eyes, Ximen Chuuxue took advantage of its tears and stabbed at it with a sword, Mao Mao quickly dodged sideways, the sword sliced ​​horizontally, I will dodge again...

Ximen Chuuxue trained Maomao with swordsmanship that was slowed down several times. The original intention was to let him experience the mystery of swordsmanship personally, but the more he tried, the more frightened he became. Finding a way out is probably the so-called beast's intuition. Unknowingly, his sword is getting faster and faster, and Mao Mao has already put away his tears. The more he hides, the happier he is... This game is so fun!

Until Ximen Chuuxue stopped, Maomao still couldn't get enough of it, and pulled his sleeve coquettishly: "Maomao still wants to play! Still wants to play!"

"It's time to eat."

"Play after dinner!"

"Go and play by yourself after dinner."

"Can you become a cat?"

"Ah."

Maomao's talent is an unexpected surprise. It's a pity to waste such a talent. Ximen Fuxue needs to think carefully about how to excavate his talent.Ximen Chuuxue faintly felt that this would also be of great help to his swordsmanship.

While thinking about it, he suddenly realized that the figure of cat and cat disappeared in front of him, and there was a rustling sound coming from under his feet. When he lowered his head, he saw a moving white coat, and a small group in the middle of the white coat was rushing left and right inside, trying to rush out. Siege.

Ximen Chuixue's face turned cold, resisting the urge to caress his forehead, turned around and left without saying a word.

Facts have proved that the communication between humans and cats will definitely produce obstacles!

It was rare for Ximen Chuuxue to show mercy and allow it to turn into a cat after a meal, and in Mao Mao Mao's ears, it could turn into a cat now!

"Meow meow meow! Meow! Meow meow!" came the voice of Maomao angrily reprimanding the disobedient clothes from behind.

"Meow..." Then there was a gentle and pitiful cry for help.

Mao Mao's voice was soft and tender, pitiful, but unfortunately the person who heard it was Ximen Chuuxue, who didn't even pause his footsteps, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

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It is not surprising that no cats were seen during breakfast. This is normal. You cannot expect a cat to honestly and actively turn into a human to eat the porridge it hates. After removing it from its small table, it will My favorite place is the kitchen, where I can get whatever I want to eat... No one in the villa is willing to be hungry for it except Ximen Chuuxue.

When Ximen Chuuxue was about to finish eating, Steward Mei's panicked footsteps came from outside the door: "Master, it's not good!"

Ximen Chuuxue saw Mao Mao in his arms at a glance, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"The cat was bullied!"

Cat being bullied?

Is there anyone in the villa who dares to bully Mao Mao?

Ximen Chuuxue frowned and said, "Come here!"

Maomao obediently agreed, and jumped off of Butler Mei, onto Ximen Chuuxue's hands.

"Bullied?"

"Meow!" Maomao nodded.Nasty clothes have been bullying cats!The cat walked a long way with its face covered!

Ximen Chuuxue checked it with his tail, and found nothing wrong, so he put it on the table, and looked at Butler Mei displeased: Has his butler become so incompetent that he can't even handle his cat being bullied? ?How could such a trivial matter run up to him and say, "It's not good!"

Butler Mei said in surprise, "Didn't the owner see it? The cat's fur has been cut off!"

He caught the cat, and pressed down his ears to let Ximen Chuuxue see the hair behind its ear that was a little shorter than the surrounding ones. He didn't see that Ximen Chuuxue's face stiffened instantly, and said: "I didn't see the cat today. I came to have breakfast, and I didn’t see it in the kitchen, so I knew something was wrong, so I called everyone to look for it. Sure enough, I found it beside Merlin, poorly wrapped in clothes, and the hair was cut off! It must be Those naughty children around did it! They are very naughty, if you don’t care about it, if you cut the cat’s fur today, you might burn the cat’s tail tomorrow, or press it into the water... The owner..."

Ximen Chuuxue's face became darker and darker, and Mao Mao held up his hair that night and said "Maomao's hair!" in front of him, should he apologize to Mao Mao, that is indeed Mao Mao's hair?

Ximen Chuuxue looked indifferently at Butler Mei who was still talking about the evil deeds of those annoying children, and when he finally took a breath, he asked, "What do you want?"

Steward Mei, who always advocates doing more and talking less, finally recovered his true colors after seeing Ximen Chuuxue's uneasy expression, and said respectfully: "When I bought the villa, the land around a hundred miles away was bought together, but at that time it was not Residents who were fifty miles away were not allowed to move out together, since something like this happened, it is better to give them some money and let them move out."

Ximen Chuuxue nodded indifferently, and Steward Mei, who had a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, went out.

Ximen Chuuxue turned Maomao's ears to look at the fringed fur. The more he looked at it, the more he felt it was an eyesore, so he raised its ears to block it, but still felt that something was wrong, so he simply rubbed it on its head and let it go: "Go and play by yourself. "

This kind of order is what Maomao likes the most, and it screams happily, and then goes out in a hurry.

"Cat, come here!"

Mao Mao turned around, it was Butler Mei!

"Meow?"

Butler Mei squatted down, hugged Maomao, and said, "Maomao, did you become a cat outside today?"

"Meow!" Butler Mei is amazing, he knows that.

Butler Mei said: "The clothes that wrap you are clearly your own. Steward Mei's family is old, but their eyes are very good. You can't change into a cat or a man outside in the future, you understand?"

"Meow?"

"Maomao, do you know how people outside deal with monsters?"

"Meow?"

"Will be tied to a stake and burned alive."

"Meow?" Barbecue!

"Meow!" Cats love to eat!

"They know that if cats can turn into humans, they will tie cats to posts and burn them to death!"

"Meow!" The cat's fur stood on end. It likes to eat barbecue, but it doesn't like to become a barbecue cat: "Meow? Meow, meow!"

"Yes, yes, cats and cats are not monsters! But others don't know! People outside will burn to death if they see a fox that turns into a human."

"Meow meow meow!"

"Yes, you are a cat! However, a cat that turns into a human will also be burned to death."

"Meow..." Maomao looked at Butler Mei pitifully: "Meow meow..."

Maomao don't become barbecue cats.

"So, the next time you become a human, you have to go to your own room or the owner's room, first find the clothes, check that no one else is around, and then close the door, and then you have to put on your clothes before you come out—no clothes If the clothes go out, they will be burned to death."

Mao Mao listened carefully with his ears pricked up: "Meow!"

"Also, it's the same when you turn into a cat. First take off your clothes and hide them, and then turn into a cat again. Don't let anyone see you, you know?"

Mao Mao nodded seriously: "Meow!"

"Also, don't play far away from the villa, or you will be caught by children again? Did any children see you turning into a cat today?"

Maomao shook his head: "Meow!"

"That's good." Butler Mei said lovingly, "Butler Mei hasn't ordered killing for 20 years, and it's really hard to kill hundreds of people at once... It's okay. Don't go outside for three days. You can go play after I clean up the surrounding area, you know?"

"Meow!"