Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

When Steward Mei was scrambling to pull the cat's feet, Ximen Chuuxue had already turned it over by its collar, looking at the soaked cat sitting in the tub, Steward Mei stared straight away.

The crystal water drops flow on the icy jade-like skin, like the dewdrops falling from the petals of the white lotus in the morning. People can't help but want to stick out their tongues to taste its sweetness and clarity, or hold it in the palm of their hand to keep it away from it. Fall into the dust.The long, thin and curled eyelashes are also full of drops of water, which seem to be falling down, as if they can fall with a light fan, but they stay on the butterfly-like eyelashes with nostalgia, shining a little bit of starlight, Charming.Those misty eyes were foggy, and they were blinking vigorously, as if they couldn't understand what happened at all. The small upturned nose was dripping water drop by drop, and the small petal-like mouth was getting higher and higher. , made into a small little bit, infinitely attractive...

The light and soft white clothes soaked in water were like translucent veils, half of which clinged to the boy's snow-white skin, making his skin translucent and exuding a dreamlike and charming luster, while the other half was like a white lotus in the air. Blooming on the surface of the water... At first glance, it looks like a beautiful boy carved from crystal, sitting on a snow-white lotus platform, infinitely holy and infinitely charming...

"Wow!" Suddenly there was a loud cry, which completely broke the sanctity and charm in Steward Mei's heart.Well, that's still an out-of-the-ordinary cat.

"Wow! Deceitful..." Maomao raised her nose and cried, tears falling down without money: "Deceitful... Butler Mei is bad... Lied to Maomao..."

Butler Mei, who was called the 'best' and 'favorite' not long ago, couldn't accept this conclusion for a while, and said, "How can I lie?"

"Steward Mei said that you won't drown cats..."

"You'll be fine if you go in with your feet first, who made you jump head down..."

Mao Mao argued: "Of course you should jump with your front legs first when you go into the water! How can you jump with your back legs first..."

Forelegs, hind legs...

Butler Mei was a little dizzy from being disturbed, and suddenly the appearance of a cat, a cat and a little fox appeared in his head, holding two small front paws high, and walking to the water's edge with two hind legs, one, two, three, jump...

When Butler Mei was almost amused by the appearance in his mind, Mao Mao was still seriously reasoning with him: "Cats, dogs, and pigs all dance like this..."

Butler Mei couldn't help but argue, "Ducks just jump on their hind legs first."

"But, but..." Mao Mao thought for a while, and said, "But ducks only have two feet..."

Huh?Cats are getting smarter!Can even think of this.

When Butler Mei, who was refuted by Mao Mao, was trying to think about animals that have limbs and feet but enter the water with their hind legs first, Ximen Fuxue finally asked, "How many legs does a person have?"

When the owner spoke, Maomao immediately behaved a little more honestly, even straightened his sitting posture, bowed his head to calculate, raised his head to look at Ximen Chuuxue reverently, stretched out two delicate fingers, and softly said: "Two."

two!two!

Butler Mei wanted to interject and tell him that people had different legs, but he took a look at the expressionless Ximen Chuuxue and obediently shut up.

"what are you?"

"Cat!" Maomao replied without hesitation, and then suddenly Ximen Chuuxue's voice "The cat lives in a cage" sounded in his mind, and immediately changed his words aggrieved: "Maomao is a human..."

A cat is a person + a person has two legs = a cat has two legs

Cats have two legs + ducks have two legs = cats and ducks are the same

Cats and ducks are the same + ducks go into the water with their hind legs first = cats go into the water with their back legs first It is rare for a cat to be smart enough to sort out such a complicated logical relationship, but it always feels that something is wrong, and it tilts its head and thinks for a long time, His eyes lit up immediately, and he raised his hands like a well-behaved kindergarten kid and said, "But people also go into the water with their front legs first!"

As a home girl with extremely poor mental quality and always watching sports programs only watching the sports she won, the sports that Maomao watches most are diving and table tennis, although Maomao prefers to watch the little white ball jump. Jump, but its preferences are not taken into consideration by the owner, so the cat has a great say in which foot goes into the water first.

Regarding the fact that Mao Mao is not smart when it should be smart, and is blindly smart when it should not be smart, Steward Mei is completely powerless. Ximen Chuuxue didn't say a word, and directly stretched out his hand to press Mao Mao's head into the water. The cat, who is afraid of water, was quite frightened, and the tears that were finally restrained began to fall again: "Bad master..."

Ximen Chuixue said, "Did you get submerged just now?"

Mao Mao sniffed: "...Yes."

"now what?"

"……No."

"You can get into the water as you like, but if you put your head in the water, you will drown...you think about it."

Mao Mao looked down at the water that only reached his chest even when he was sitting, and understood.If you put your hind legs down first, you won't drown your head...

Steward Mei immediately paid [-] respects to his owner. He never thought that the owner would be so talented in teaching children.

But, next...how do you teach a cat to take a bath?Even the problem of getting into the water has to be taught until the water is almost cold, so when do you have to teach how long to take a bath?

Do you want the master to do it yourself?

Over there, Ximen Chuuxue had already spoken: "I'll take off my clothes and play in the water for a while, come out and dry myself with a towel, and then I'm allowed to go out after getting dressed."

This is...too perfunctory, right?

Before Butler Mei could speak, Maomao raised her hand proudly: "Bath...Maomao can. But there are no bubbles."

"Bubbles?" Mei Butler graciously brought the saponins, and said, "Use this... But, cat, who taught you to take a bath?"

"Master!" Maomao blurted out, and then explained: "...the former owner bathed the cat every day."

"Aren't you afraid of water?"

"The owner said... if you don't take a bath, you will get lice, and the lice will suck blood." Maomao recalled, and then explained: "The cat is not afraid of lice, but the owner said that the lice on the cat will run to the owner and suck her. blood..."

Steward Mei glanced at the expressionless Ximen Chuuxue, and said quietly: "Then you are not afraid, the lice suck the owner's blood?"

Maomao took a closer look at Ximen Chuuxue, and said, "Master is fat, and he is not afraid of sucking blood."

Butler Mei looked up and down Ximen Fuixue's slender and straight figure, but for a long time he couldn't see where Maomao came to the conclusion of "fat"...

Just about to discuss it in depth, Ximen Chuixue pushed the door coldly and walked out. Butler Mei immediately fell silent, followed her out, and warned, "Remember to wear proper clothes before going out..."

……

When Ximen Chuuxue returned to his room, it was no surprise that he saw Mao Mao lying on the bed waiting for him. Seeing him coming back, Mao Mao graciously made room for him, showing a flattering smile.Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and finally didn't push it out, otherwise he might have to catch it again tomorrow morning.Lying down expressionlessly, a warm body immediately pressed against him, rubbing against his body comfortably, making intoxicated groans...

Ximen Chuuxue, who has been sleeping with Maomao for several months, naturally knows its habit. Every night, he has to rub him for a while before falling asleep, but if the cat who rubs him suddenly changes from a cat to a person...

When Mao Mao made an inch of his arms, Ximen Chuuxue finally got angry and said in a deep voice, "Become a cat!"

Maomao looked up suspiciously, and her voice was misty, showing that it was half asleep and half awake: "Why...what?"

"...the bed is small."

The author has something to say: Regarding the issue of Maomao holding Ximen’s face, Maomao has its own appearance, which is mentioned in Chapter 7, so of course it cannot always be in the face of the owner, otherwise, how could the owner get off hand?