Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat
Chapter 37 Latest Update
When Ximen Chuuxue came out, the wooden basin was no longer where it was, and it was moved under the tree where the white cat was. I don’t know how such a small cat did it. There are too many miraculous things, and he can't pursue it. He just watched the cat and the big white cat in a tug-of-war contest with a livid face. The cat was biting the rope and trying to drag the white cat into the water. Cling to the ground and resist resolutely.
Asking the owner to get it bath water is actually to bathe the female cat!
Ximen Chuuxue had his heart set on killing Mao Mao.
But of course he couldn't really kill his own cat or other cats for such a thing, so he turned around!go back to the room!read a book!
As soon as Ximen Chuuxue opened the door, he heard a plop behind him. It must be that the cat's potential exploded after seeing its owner, and it actually dragged its three-times-sized female cat into the water basin.Ximen Chuuxue had made up his mind early on, but Mao Mao's horrified cry made him look back, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
In the water basin, two cats (maybe one cat and one fox) were wet and embarrassed. The big one let out a panicked cry, and quickly jumped out of the water basin, getting wet. Where the fur is twisted into balls, white water is dripping down... Yes, it is white water, where the white water passes, revealing short brownish-yellow hair... This white cat is actually dyed, and it is dyed with the cheapest dye It's dyed, and it fades as soon as it gets wet...
The cat was much more embarrassed than the big white cat (maybe the big yellow cat), its body was wet from head to toe, it didn't notice this at all, it just looked at the white cat in disbelief...
fake!It turned out to be a fake!
Maomao's little fish, you pay for Maomao's little fish!
The previous owner often said that now the world is full of artificial beauties, so Maomao has to keep his eyes open... Woohoo, Maomao has been tricked away by a lot of little yellow croakers...
Hate faux beauties!
Maomao didn't feel sorry for herself for a long time before she was pulled up by the tail from the basin of water that had turned white.
"Meow……"
The owner... the cat was meowing in favor, and the voice turned a thousand times, but unfortunately it didn't get any response, and was thrown into the water... just like the song, wash, wash, wash...
"Meow..." Mao Mao was dejected and resigned to his fate.
……
Lu Xiaofeng was in a good mood, and he had gained a lot from this trip. Although he still didn't know who was the mastermind behind the scenes, the whole story was basically clear, and he had guessed the mastermind behind it to some extent.
But Huamanlou was not as happy as him, no matter who it was, it was impossible for him to be happy after being deceived by someone like this, not to mention he didn't have Lu Xiaofeng's big nerves.
Lu Xiaofeng saw that Hua Manlou was in a low mood, and said with a smile: "At that time, I also said that things like falling in love need everyone to come together to be interesting, so I went to prepare a gift for Mao Mao... who knows that my Shangguan Danfeng, yours Shangguan Feiyan and Ximen Chuuxue's Liu'er are actually the same person, and they all failed together, leaving the cats and cats in pairs."
Hua ManLou was startled and said, "You actually gave Mao Mao a woman?"
Lu Xiaofeng froze for a moment: "Oops, I forgot that cats can become humans!"
Hua Manlou lost his voice: "Could it be that you gave it a female fox?"
Lu Xiaofeng said uncertainly: "I gave a female cat... She thinks she is a cat, maybe she likes cats too..."
Huamanlou was speechless.
"Huh, Maomao?" Lu Xiaofeng said, "Why are you sitting on the threshold? Are you specially here to welcome me?"
Mao Mao glanced at him, turned around, and pointed his little butt at him.
Lu Xiaofeng twisted the back of its neck and lifted it up, facing him, poked its small face and said, "Why, don't you like the gift I gave you? The most beautiful mother, mother..."
His gaze fell on the white and yellow female cat dripping white and muddy water next to the water basin under the tree, and he couldn't speak a word...
Mao Mao took the opportunity to break free from his grasp, and ran away without a trace.
Lu Xiaofeng was about to catch him back and explain to him, when he suddenly heard a cold voice: "Lu Xiaofeng."
Lu Xiaofeng trembled, turned around and smiled apologetically, "Ximen."
Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "It is said that Lu Xiaofeng has two magical fingers."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and said with a wry smile: "Actually, it's not that amazing..."
Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "I heard that there is no sword in the world that cannot be grasped by these two fingers."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't even smile wryly, and said, "How come I don't know about such things?"
Ximen Chuuxue turned a deaf ear to his words, and said indifferently: "That's why I've always wanted to give it a try."
Lu Xiaofeng had already started to retreat, saying: "But I don't want to..."
Before the word "trial" was out of his mouth, he was already retreating quickly. He had no choice but to retreat, because he suddenly felt a kind of sword energy that could chill people's bones and almost pierced his throat, and then he saw the cold light .He retreated quickly, like a bird suddenly startled in the treetops, but the cold light was even faster, arriving in an instant like lightning.
It's not that he doesn't want to hide, but he has to stop and turn when he hides. At the moment of turning, the sword light is enough to kill him a hundred times, so he has no choice but to retreat.
After crossing the white-stained yellow-haired cat and stepping on the wooden basin filled with water, he has no way to retreat, because his back is already attached to the big tree in the courtyard, and he can naturally break the tree. It's a pity that he has no time to break it.
So he could only stretch out his hand and stretch out those two miraculous fingers. Originally, he was full of confidence in his two fingers. Only this time, even he himself did not have the confidence to catch the lightning.
However, he caught it.
The spine of the sword was firmly clamped by two fingers, and the sharp point of the sword rested on the throat.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't feel lucky, because he found that when he clamped the long sword, there was no strength on the sword, Ximen Chuuxueyuan didn't intend to kill him.
He breathed a sigh of relief, leaned against the tree trunk and began to pant, his back was completely soaked in cold sweat.
Ximen Chuuxue shook his hand slightly, then pulled out the long sword from Lu Xiaofeng's finger, put the sword back into its sheath, and said calmly: "Your hand is not bad."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Isn't your sword even better?"
Ximen Chuuxue ignored him, Lu Xiaofeng watched him walk past her back to the room, heaved a sigh of relief, no more threats, reverted to his old ways, and said with a smile: "Could it be because I gave cats gifts to eat..."
Before you finished talking, Ximen Chuixue suddenly turned around and drew his sword!
Lu Xiaofeng backed away in shock, completely forgetting that behind him was the wooden basin that he had just passed over, and stepped on the edge of the basin. He had just come out of the gate of hell, and at the moment when he was most relaxed, he was attacked carelessly. The basin was tilted, and suddenly lost its balance, it was loaded into the basin with a plop, and the clothes were completely wet.
Lu Xiaofeng stood up in embarrassment, feeling strange on his face, feeling bad, and after touching it, he jumped up and said, "Ximen Chuuxue! You've gone too far, but I'm just kidding, are you serious? You let me How to go out and meet people..."
Ximen Chuuxue said lightly: "Since you can have two more eyebrows than others, you can naturally have two less than others. Also, the gift you gave, cats like it very much."
Lu Xiaofeng began to have an ominous premonition again, with Ximen Chuuxue's personality, how could he praise him for his gift?If it was really a good gift, how could he get this sword?
Sure enough, Ximen Chuuxue continued: "But cats only like cats covered in white, so please dye them all white."
Then Lu Xiaofeng suddenly discovered that a cat suddenly appeared on the roof, a black cat, and then another cat, and as the third and fourth cats appeared, Lu Xiaofeng's face became more and more ugly. When it was a cat...he suddenly wanted to cut off his own hand...
Ximen Chuuxue had already turned around and left, saying: "There are only 99 cats here, I hope to see them all turn into white cats tomorrow morning. Otherwise, I want to see if your unparalleled lightness skill is faster than my sword. "
There are 99 cats here, and unfortunately none of them are white.
Looking at these mottled cats, Lu Xiaofeng seemed to be stupid.
After the back of Ximen Chuuxue disappeared, he came to his senses and grabbed Hua Manlou: "Hua Manlou, you must help me this time."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Did you forget? I'm blind."
Lu Xiaofeng let him go dejectedly: "At this time, I really wish I could become blind too."
Hua Manlou said: "I'm afraid it's useless even if you become blind now, don't forget that Ximen Chuuxue asked you to dye them white."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is there really no other way?"
Hua Manlou said: "You can also test whether your qinggong is faster than his sword."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I don't want to try his sword again in this life, whether it's light work or other things, I'd rather dye ten thousand white cats for him than let his sword out of its sheath again."
Hua Manlou said seriously: "Is his sword really that powerful?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's much stronger than what we saw."
Hua Manlou said: "But just now you have caught..."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "When I clamped it, the sword had lost all strength."
"In other words, his sword has reached the point where it can be retracted freely?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Such a terrifying sword can be retracted freely, so what will it look like when he strikes with all his strength? I think, there is absolutely no one in this world who wants to try..."
Huamanlou was silent.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled, and said: "This means that no matter if he faces any opponent again, we don't have to worry about him anymore."
Hua Manlou heard his voice gradually moving away, and asked, "Where are you going?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I'm going to find the guy who sold my cat, is there any good way to quickly dye the cat white, and get back my ten taels of silver by the way."
Of course Lu Xiaofeng would not feel sorry for the ten taels of silver, but it was really aggrieved to end up like this after spending ten taels of silver.
He didn't change his clothes, and just went out wet like that.
Anyway, he was already ashamed enough, so he wasn't afraid to be even more ashamed.
Asking the owner to get it bath water is actually to bathe the female cat!
Ximen Chuuxue had his heart set on killing Mao Mao.
But of course he couldn't really kill his own cat or other cats for such a thing, so he turned around!go back to the room!read a book!
As soon as Ximen Chuuxue opened the door, he heard a plop behind him. It must be that the cat's potential exploded after seeing its owner, and it actually dragged its three-times-sized female cat into the water basin.Ximen Chuuxue had made up his mind early on, but Mao Mao's horrified cry made him look back, and he couldn't laugh or cry.
In the water basin, two cats (maybe one cat and one fox) were wet and embarrassed. The big one let out a panicked cry, and quickly jumped out of the water basin, getting wet. Where the fur is twisted into balls, white water is dripping down... Yes, it is white water, where the white water passes, revealing short brownish-yellow hair... This white cat is actually dyed, and it is dyed with the cheapest dye It's dyed, and it fades as soon as it gets wet...
The cat was much more embarrassed than the big white cat (maybe the big yellow cat), its body was wet from head to toe, it didn't notice this at all, it just looked at the white cat in disbelief...
fake!It turned out to be a fake!
Maomao's little fish, you pay for Maomao's little fish!
The previous owner often said that now the world is full of artificial beauties, so Maomao has to keep his eyes open... Woohoo, Maomao has been tricked away by a lot of little yellow croakers...
Hate faux beauties!
Maomao didn't feel sorry for herself for a long time before she was pulled up by the tail from the basin of water that had turned white.
"Meow……"
The owner... the cat was meowing in favor, and the voice turned a thousand times, but unfortunately it didn't get any response, and was thrown into the water... just like the song, wash, wash, wash...
"Meow..." Mao Mao was dejected and resigned to his fate.
……
Lu Xiaofeng was in a good mood, and he had gained a lot from this trip. Although he still didn't know who was the mastermind behind the scenes, the whole story was basically clear, and he had guessed the mastermind behind it to some extent.
But Huamanlou was not as happy as him, no matter who it was, it was impossible for him to be happy after being deceived by someone like this, not to mention he didn't have Lu Xiaofeng's big nerves.
Lu Xiaofeng saw that Hua Manlou was in a low mood, and said with a smile: "At that time, I also said that things like falling in love need everyone to come together to be interesting, so I went to prepare a gift for Mao Mao... who knows that my Shangguan Danfeng, yours Shangguan Feiyan and Ximen Chuuxue's Liu'er are actually the same person, and they all failed together, leaving the cats and cats in pairs."
Hua ManLou was startled and said, "You actually gave Mao Mao a woman?"
Lu Xiaofeng froze for a moment: "Oops, I forgot that cats can become humans!"
Hua Manlou lost his voice: "Could it be that you gave it a female fox?"
Lu Xiaofeng said uncertainly: "I gave a female cat... She thinks she is a cat, maybe she likes cats too..."
Huamanlou was speechless.
"Huh, Maomao?" Lu Xiaofeng said, "Why are you sitting on the threshold? Are you specially here to welcome me?"
Mao Mao glanced at him, turned around, and pointed his little butt at him.
Lu Xiaofeng twisted the back of its neck and lifted it up, facing him, poked its small face and said, "Why, don't you like the gift I gave you? The most beautiful mother, mother..."
His gaze fell on the white and yellow female cat dripping white and muddy water next to the water basin under the tree, and he couldn't speak a word...
Mao Mao took the opportunity to break free from his grasp, and ran away without a trace.
Lu Xiaofeng was about to catch him back and explain to him, when he suddenly heard a cold voice: "Lu Xiaofeng."
Lu Xiaofeng trembled, turned around and smiled apologetically, "Ximen."
Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "It is said that Lu Xiaofeng has two magical fingers."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and said with a wry smile: "Actually, it's not that amazing..."
Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "I heard that there is no sword in the world that cannot be grasped by these two fingers."
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't even smile wryly, and said, "How come I don't know about such things?"
Ximen Chuuxue turned a deaf ear to his words, and said indifferently: "That's why I've always wanted to give it a try."
Lu Xiaofeng had already started to retreat, saying: "But I don't want to..."
Before the word "trial" was out of his mouth, he was already retreating quickly. He had no choice but to retreat, because he suddenly felt a kind of sword energy that could chill people's bones and almost pierced his throat, and then he saw the cold light .He retreated quickly, like a bird suddenly startled in the treetops, but the cold light was even faster, arriving in an instant like lightning.
It's not that he doesn't want to hide, but he has to stop and turn when he hides. At the moment of turning, the sword light is enough to kill him a hundred times, so he has no choice but to retreat.
After crossing the white-stained yellow-haired cat and stepping on the wooden basin filled with water, he has no way to retreat, because his back is already attached to the big tree in the courtyard, and he can naturally break the tree. It's a pity that he has no time to break it.
So he could only stretch out his hand and stretch out those two miraculous fingers. Originally, he was full of confidence in his two fingers. Only this time, even he himself did not have the confidence to catch the lightning.
However, he caught it.
The spine of the sword was firmly clamped by two fingers, and the sharp point of the sword rested on the throat.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't feel lucky, because he found that when he clamped the long sword, there was no strength on the sword, Ximen Chuuxueyuan didn't intend to kill him.
He breathed a sigh of relief, leaned against the tree trunk and began to pant, his back was completely soaked in cold sweat.
Ximen Chuuxue shook his hand slightly, then pulled out the long sword from Lu Xiaofeng's finger, put the sword back into its sheath, and said calmly: "Your hand is not bad."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Isn't your sword even better?"
Ximen Chuuxue ignored him, Lu Xiaofeng watched him walk past her back to the room, heaved a sigh of relief, no more threats, reverted to his old ways, and said with a smile: "Could it be because I gave cats gifts to eat..."
Before you finished talking, Ximen Chuixue suddenly turned around and drew his sword!
Lu Xiaofeng backed away in shock, completely forgetting that behind him was the wooden basin that he had just passed over, and stepped on the edge of the basin. He had just come out of the gate of hell, and at the moment when he was most relaxed, he was attacked carelessly. The basin was tilted, and suddenly lost its balance, it was loaded into the basin with a plop, and the clothes were completely wet.
Lu Xiaofeng stood up in embarrassment, feeling strange on his face, feeling bad, and after touching it, he jumped up and said, "Ximen Chuuxue! You've gone too far, but I'm just kidding, are you serious? You let me How to go out and meet people..."
Ximen Chuuxue said lightly: "Since you can have two more eyebrows than others, you can naturally have two less than others. Also, the gift you gave, cats like it very much."
Lu Xiaofeng began to have an ominous premonition again, with Ximen Chuuxue's personality, how could he praise him for his gift?If it was really a good gift, how could he get this sword?
Sure enough, Ximen Chuuxue continued: "But cats only like cats covered in white, so please dye them all white."
Then Lu Xiaofeng suddenly discovered that a cat suddenly appeared on the roof, a black cat, and then another cat, and as the third and fourth cats appeared, Lu Xiaofeng's face became more and more ugly. When it was a cat...he suddenly wanted to cut off his own hand...
Ximen Chuuxue had already turned around and left, saying: "There are only 99 cats here, I hope to see them all turn into white cats tomorrow morning. Otherwise, I want to see if your unparalleled lightness skill is faster than my sword. "
There are 99 cats here, and unfortunately none of them are white.
Looking at these mottled cats, Lu Xiaofeng seemed to be stupid.
After the back of Ximen Chuuxue disappeared, he came to his senses and grabbed Hua Manlou: "Hua Manlou, you must help me this time."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Did you forget? I'm blind."
Lu Xiaofeng let him go dejectedly: "At this time, I really wish I could become blind too."
Hua Manlou said: "I'm afraid it's useless even if you become blind now, don't forget that Ximen Chuuxue asked you to dye them white."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Is there really no other way?"
Hua Manlou said: "You can also test whether your qinggong is faster than his sword."
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I don't want to try his sword again in this life, whether it's light work or other things, I'd rather dye ten thousand white cats for him than let his sword out of its sheath again."
Hua Manlou said seriously: "Is his sword really that powerful?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's much stronger than what we saw."
Hua Manlou said: "But just now you have caught..."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "When I clamped it, the sword had lost all strength."
"In other words, his sword has reached the point where it can be retracted freely?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Such a terrifying sword can be retracted freely, so what will it look like when he strikes with all his strength? I think, there is absolutely no one in this world who wants to try..."
Huamanlou was silent.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled, and said: "This means that no matter if he faces any opponent again, we don't have to worry about him anymore."
Hua Manlou heard his voice gradually moving away, and asked, "Where are you going?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I'm going to find the guy who sold my cat, is there any good way to quickly dye the cat white, and get back my ten taels of silver by the way."
Of course Lu Xiaofeng would not feel sorry for the ten taels of silver, but it was really aggrieved to end up like this after spending ten taels of silver.
He didn't change his clothes, and just went out wet like that.
Anyway, he was already ashamed enough, so he wasn't afraid to be even more ashamed.
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