Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

Lu Xiaofeng came back not long after he left, with a big sack on his back, he said with flowers all over the building, "Did you get the money back?"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head and said, "No, I gave him another 100 taels instead."

Hua ManLou was stunned, it's normal that Lu XiaoFeng didn't really get the money back, but why did he still give money?

Lu Xiaofeng said: "He said that after searching for a long time, he couldn't find a real white cat with no stray hairs. Someone next to him gave him advice to dye the stray fur white. He thought, anyway, it's just dyeing, it's cheap. Others might as well take advantage of me, so I sent my yellow cat to Ranbai."

Hua Manlou said: "So you gave him 100 taels?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Of course not, it's just that I suddenly thought, if by any chance he really finds a white and flawless cat and gives it to Maomao... Maybe I won't just be hit by a sword..."

Hua ManLou laughed.

******

In the dead of night, cats are not quiet.

99 cats locked in one yard can be noisy even if they don't fight.

Wrong, not 99, but one hundred.

"Maomao!" Lu Xiaofeng, who was working hard by the wooden basin, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and called out, "It's fine for other cats to meow, you just want to join in the fun and meow in and out."

Mao Mao ran to Lu Xiaofeng's feet sullenly: "Meow meow..."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Ximen is gone? It's so noisy here, of course he wouldn't stay here, but he actually left you behind too... how pathetic."

Maomao lay at his feet, with its small head resting on its two paws, and its tail patted feebly.

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up, and he pulled its tail over: "Use it."

"Meow?"

Curiously watching Lu Xiaofeng stick its tail into the wooden basin.

"Meow meow meow!"

"I know you are white, so you don't need to dye it." Lu Xiaofeng replied casually, brushing the cat's tail on the black cat beside him, and praised: "Maomao, your tail is very useful, it absorbs more water than a brush. It is more even than a brush."

Why is Maomao's beautiful big tail willing to be used as a brush by him? It couldn't be pulled out after two pumps. Lu Xiaofeng flicked the tail wildly for a while. Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly held it down, but was caught off guard and was still thrown with a few drops of thick dye, hurriedly said : "Maomao, I have today because of you, so I have to be loyal."

"Meow?"

Mao Mao was attracted by his words and listened curiously to his explanation.

Lu Xiaofeng took advantage of his honesty and hurried to work, saying: "Your master said that he wanted to get married, if I wasn't worried about your loneliness, why would I give you a cat? These nasty cats?"

"Meow meow meow?"

"I don't know what loneliness is? Loneliness is... well, sleeping alone at night."

Mao Mao's eyes widened for a moment: "Meow meow!"

"I know that you sleep with your master, but isn't your master going to get married? Of course you will sleep with the bride when you get married, and then you will sleep alone." Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's why I asked The cat is with you!"

Maomao is in a hurry: "Meow meow meow!"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head: "How can it work? If you become a pro, you can only sleep with the bride. How can you have one more? Besides, you can change people... Anyway, it's not possible."

Maomao immediately languished, lay down on the ground full of thoughts, no matter how Lu Xiaofeng tossed its tail, it didn't say a word.

……

Ximen Chuuxue walked into the courtyard, Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his sore waist like an old man, and said, "Ximen Chuuxue, you killed me."

Ximen Chuuxue walked past him and went straight back to the room.

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged his nose and said, "Hey, where have you been? Why does your body smell like powder?"

Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "Yihong Courtyard."

Lu Xiaofeng jumped up in shock: "Yihongyuan? You actually went to a brothel! You don't really want to find a woman, do you?"

Ximen Chuuxue ignored her and walked towards the room.

Lu Xiaofeng stopped rubbing his waist, and rushed out with a chuckle, almost bumping into Huamanlou who had just entered the door, Huamanlou frowned and said, "What's wrong, where are you going?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled mysteriously, and whispered, "Yihongyuan."

******

Ximen Chuuxue pushed the door open and entered, and what he saw was a beautiful young man who was quite similar to himself lying on the bed, his upper body restlessly hanging on the edge of the bed, hugging a big fluffy snow-white tail, stretching out his tongue to lick Zheng Huan, heartbroken. Next loose, said: "Cat cat."

Maomao retracted its tail with a whoosh. It remembered that the owner said that it was not allowed to lick anything when it became a human.

"Master..." Seeing that the master frowned, he changed his words: "Brother."

Ximen Chuixue said: "You can change into a human... How many tails do you have now?"

Mao Mao stretched out a finger: "One."

Ximen Chuuxue looked at the tender fingers, and heard its soft murmuring voice, his eyes darkened a bit.

Mao Mao approached Ximen Chuuxue, wrinkled his nose, his eye circles were a little red, and pouted, "It's feminine..."

Ximen Chuuxue turned and went out, "I'm going to take a shower."

When Ximen Chuixue returned to the room, Maomao hugged its tail and licked it again, asking, "What's wrong with the tail?"

As soon as Mao Mao saw him, his mouth puckered up, tears streaming down his face: "Moustache, beardless... brush the cat with the cat's tail..."

Ximen Chuuxue frowned and said, "If you don't want to, just tell him not to."

Mao Mao pouted and said, "Maomao is not unwilling."

"Then why are you crying?"

Mao Mao cried loudly: "The master got married..."

Only then did Ximen Chuuxue realize that what it said just now and what it was crying were actually two different things, and was speechless for a moment.

But Mao Mao has already started to roll all over the bed: "I won't get married, I won't get married, I won't get married..."

One cry, two fuss...

then what?Hang yourself?Probably not, the big deal is a hunger strike.

Ximen Chuuxue began to seriously consider replacing all the maids in the mansion with servants, rubbing his brows and saying, "Don't cry."

Mao Mao froze for a moment, wiped away the tears from his eyes, and continued to roll: "Not married, not married, not married..."

"Cat Cat!"

Seeing the owner's voice was angry, Mao Mao calmed down wisely.

Ximen Chuuxue gritted his teeth and said, "What did Lu Xiaofeng tell you again?"

It's been more than a day since he said he wanted to get married, and now that he's here to quarrel with him, he must have nothing to do with Lu Xiaofeng.

Maomao bowed her head and said honestly, "Moustache... the beardless Mustache said that the master won't sleep with Maomao when he gets married."

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak.

Mao Mao looked at him expectantly: "Moustache without a beard, you are lying to Mao Mao, right?"

Ximen Chuixue said: "He is right."

Mao Mao's eyes widened: "The master can only sleep with the bride after he becomes a relative?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded.

Maomao snapped her fingers: "Master, mistress, and Maomao can't sleep together?"

Ximen Chuixue said: "Impossible."

Mao Mao cried loudly: "Where does Mao Mao sleep?"

"Butler Mei will prepare a room for you."

Maomao cried loudly: "A cat doesn't want a room, a cat wants a master."

Ximen Chuuxue didn't answer.

Maomao cried even louder: "If the master doesn't get married, he won't get married..."

Ximen Chuuxue said lightly, "No."

Ignore him and go out to practice swords.

Maomao watched him go out, pouted and reluctantly wiped away the tears, and began to use its little head to think about the problem.

The owner wants to get married → sleep with the bride after marriage → do not sleep with the cat → the cat sleeps by itself Solution:

(1) The master is not married. (rejected by master)

(2) The master does not sleep with the bride when he is married. (rejected by master)

(3) The owner sleeps with his wife, cat and cat. (rejected by master)

(4) Cats sleep by themselves. (Rejected by cats)

Maomao has fallen into a dead end, there is only one owner, and if you sleep with the bride, you cannot sleep with Maomao, but the owner must marry the bride...

When Mao Mao was thinking hard and Ximen Chuuxue practiced sword on time, Lu Xiaofeng rushed back from the outside like a gust of wind, grabbed Hua Manlou, and said, "Do you know what Ximen Chuuxue did in the brothel?"

Hua Manlou was drinking tea, and was so startled that he almost spit out: "Ximen Chuuxue went to a brothel?"

He really couldn't imagine how someone like Ximen Chuuxue would go to a brothel, and neither could Lu Xiaofeng, so he went to Yihong Courtyard to find out what happened.

Even Hua Manlou's curiosity was aroused: "What are you going to do?"

Could it be that he likes someone in it?No, how could a clean freak like Ximen Chuuxue fall in love with the women there? Even if he really fell in love with them, he would redeem a hundred of them.

Lu Xiaofeng said triumphantly: "He gave the madam a silver ticket of 1 taels, and asked the madam to choose the best one to go to his room. Who the hell...Of course, that's not what he said, anyway, that's what he meant."

"and then?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, and said: "Then Yihong Yard went up and down, everyone who was a bit attractive went, resorted to various means... but no one succeeded, Ximen Chuuxue dropped the 1 taels of silver and left gone."

Lu Xiaofeng said distressedly: "Tell me, why did he go there? If he wanted a woman, why didn't he do it in the end? If he didn't want a woman, why did he go to Yihong Courtyard!"

Hua Manlou said: "He just wants a woman, so he doesn't need to go to a brothel."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Yes."

Hua Manlou said: "I really feel that he seems to want to see if there is any desire to seduce him. If you talk about provocative and seductive skills, naturally the people in the brothel are the most powerful."

Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "Why is he looking at this..." He lowered his voice to the lowest level: "Could it be... Ximen Chuuxue can't do it? So we have to see..."

Hua Manlou said: "If you want to be hit again, just keep talking."

Lu Xiaofeng shut up embarrassingly.

After a while, he clapped his legs and said, "It can't be that Ximen Chuuxue fell in love with that Liu'er, and then lost all feelings for other women, that's why...but that Liu'er was pretended by Shangguan Feiyan..."

Hua Manlou said: "How can such a woman please Ximen Chuuxue? If Ximen Chuuxue really likes her, even killing her with a sword will not treat her like that."

Lu Xiaofeng said disconsolately: "Yeah, what's going on..."