Lu Xiaofeng's colleagues: Ximen cat

"Moustache..." When Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled, Mao Mao pushed the door open and entered.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at it with red eyes, pursed mouth, and said in a crying tone, "What's wrong, spanking?"

Mao Mao pouted and said: "Master must get married, must sleep with the bride, must not be with Mao Mao..."

Lu Xiaofeng looked like he knew this long ago, and said, "That's why I want to find you a companion."

Mao Mao said: "But Mao Mao wants to sleep with the owner."

Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while: "Why don't you sleep with Butler Mei?"

"Don't!" Mao Mao stubbornly shook her head: "Sleep with the owner! Mao Mao is a domestic cat, and a domestic cat sleeps with its owner."

Lu Xiaofeng spread his hands: "I can't convince your master, he turned his face and drew his sword at the slightest disagreement... I don't want to suffer again."

"It doesn't matter," Mao Mao grabbed his sleeve, tears fell down freely: "Help Mao Mao find a way."

Lu Xiaofeng was stared at by its big tearful eyes, suddenly couldn't help it, thought for a while, and said: "Then... change the owner?"

Mao Mao's eyes lit up all of a sudden, yes, yes, this owner is going to get married, so it would be nice to have another owner.Staring at Lu Xiaofeng with twinkling eyes, Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no,...I, I want to get married too."

Maomao was disappointed for a moment, then looked at Huamanlou again with bright eyes.

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly said: "Hua Man Lou is not good, he also wants to get married."

What a joke, if you give a cat to a cat, you will be stabbed with a sword. If you abduct the cat, wouldn't it be courting death?Maomao is a hornet's nest, let others poke it...

Maomaoxiao was disappointed for a moment, and turned to leave, but Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped him: "What are you going to do?"

Maomao looked at him strangely, blinked her big innocent eyes, and said, "Maomao is looking for a new owner."

Lu Xiaofeng yelled for help in his heart, wishing he could slap himself: You stinky mouth!

When Maomao went out to find its owner like this, it was either eaten by its so-called new owner, or its new owner was killed by Ximen Chuuxue.And I, who came up with a bad idea, couldn't please him.

He hurriedly said: "Maomao, everyone wants to get married."

Maomao was confused: "Huh?"

Lu Xiaofeng explained: "No matter who you choose to be your master, you must get married."

Of course there are people in the world who are not married, eunuchs are not married, monks are not married, Taoist priests are not married... But, don’t cats know?

Mao Mao thought of her former owner, she also said she was going to get married...but before she got married, Mao Mao disappeared.

What should I do?

Mao Mao's mouth immediately turned up, and tears began to fall one by one, hanging like pearls on her pink cheeks, Lu Xiaofeng yelled for help in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Don't cry, don't cry...Ximen Chuuxue told you that you must marriage?"

Mao Mao looked at him expectantly with teary eyes and nodded.

"He said he would sleep with the bride when he got married?"

Maomao nodded again.

"He said he can't sleep with you?"

"Ah."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his mustache and pondered, "It's not that there is no way, but it's a pity you're not a woman... Eh? Oops!"

Maomao stared wide-eyed and waited for him to speak, but suddenly Lu Xiaofeng disappeared, Maomao blinked and looked at Huamanlou: "Huahua, the mustache is gone... He said it's a pity that Maomao is not a woman, Then what?"

……

Lu Xiaofeng headed straight to the place where Ximen Chuuxue practiced sword with fever, and when he got there, he suddenly remembered the rule of killing those who approached him when Ximen Chuuxue practiced sword, so he slammed on the brakes and stopped.He didn't want to try Ximen Chuuxue's sword anymore, but if he was made to wait here...

Rolling his eyes, he said loudly: "Ximen Chuuxue, Maomait..." Then there was no more words.

After waiting for a while, but seeing no reaction, Lu Xiaofeng patted his head, did he guess wrong?Just as he was about to go back, a white figure suddenly appeared in front of him: "What's wrong with Mao Mao?"

Lu Xiaofeng was overjoyed: "Ha, I knew you couldn't help it."

Just like Lu Xiaofeng understands Ximen Chuuxue, Ximen Chuuxue also understands Lu Xiaofeng, if something really happens to Maomao, the first thing Lu Xiaofeng will do is definitely not to inform Ximen Chuuxue, but to rush up directly. The most important thing is that Ximen Chuuxue has to be notified, then Lu Xiaofeng will definitely not care whether he is practicing sword or not, and has already rushed over.

So he can shout outside in such a leisurely manner, Mao Mao will definitely be fine.

But even if he knew, Ximen Chuuxue couldn't help but stop practicing his sword and came out to ask, which was interesting.

Ximen Chuuxue asked again coldly: "What's wrong with Maomao?"

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's expression, Ximen Chuuxue also knew that Mao Mao was fine, so there was a murderous look in his tone.

How could Lu Xiaofeng not be able to hear it? If there is no reasonable reason, Ximen Chuuxue might settle with him for disturbing his sword practice. Hehe laughed awkwardly, coughed dryly, and said, "Maomao it... It cried."

Ximen Chuuxue raised his eyebrows, Lu Xiaofeng felt bad, and hurriedly said: "It's really crying!"

It's not unusual for a cat to cry, it has been in human form for half a year, and Ximen Chuuxue knows its temperament well.In the past, it would feel distressed when seeing it cry, but now it doesn't know that tears are completely its weapon. It will cry when it talks about conditions and asks for others.And just like what it often says, "I will die for you", its crying is also for people to watch... Ximen Chuuxue was crying so hard that she couldn't breathe when she was in front of it. Ximen Chuuxue turned around and went out, wiping away her tears immediately , how to play how to play.

To put it bluntly, that is a heartless cat.

Ximen Chuixue looked at Lu Xiaofeng coldly, sweat came out on Lu Xiaofeng's forehead, and said: "Maomao...it, ha, it said it was going to find a new owner..."

Ximen Chuuxue looked even colder, and said, "You taught it?"

With Maomao's dead brain, give it a circle, even if it dies in it, it will never jump out of the circle to find a way.

Seeing that Ximen Chuuxue's attack was imminent, Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly said: "I told it, whoever it finds as its master must marry."

Ximen Chuuxue's expression eased, and he said, "You came to me just to talk about this?"

"No." Lu Xiaofeng remembered his purpose now, and said seriously: "I want to ask you, do you want to marry Maomao?"

Ximen Chuuxue stared at him coldly.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "With your personality, you will never talk too much about your private affairs, not to mention whether you want to get married, who will you sleep with? Even if Mao Mao forces you to ask, you will not pay attention to it , but you not only took care of it, but also lured it into a dead end, which is unreasonable."

Ximen Chuuxue was silent, and quietly listened to him.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Since Maomao doesn't know how to be flexible, there is only one way out in the end, which is to become a bride, but?"

Ximen Chuixue glanced at him lightly, and said: "No wonder some people say that Lu Xiaofeng is almost the smartest person in the world, you are indeed very smart."

This sentence is acquiesced. Although Lu Xiaofeng had speculated a long time ago, he was still shocked when it was confirmed. As a friend, he still hoped that Ximen Chuuxue would marry a wife and have children, and said: "Ximen Chuuxue, don't forget, although Mao Mao It can take human form, but it is not human after all.”

Ximen Chuixue said: "Shangguan Feiyan is a human being."

Lu Xiaofeng choked suddenly, and said again: "And Maomao is male..."

Ximen Chuixue said coldly: "Shangguan Feiyan is a woman."

Well, compared to a woman like Shangguan Feiyan, maybe a male cat like Maomao is better, but can you always use her as an example: "Not all women in the world are Shangguan Feiyan... "

Ximen Chuixue said, "There is only one cat in the world."

There is only one cat in the world, and the person he wants is a cat, so what does it matter if it is a male or a female, a human, a fox or a cat?

This sentence has already shown his determination.

Lu Xiaofeng naturally understood what he meant, and knew that Ximen Chuuxue was determined to Mao Mao, but Ximen Chuuxue was not the only protagonist in this matter, Mao Mao was also his friend, and frowned, "Have you considered Mao Mao's wishes?"

Looking at Mao Mao's appearance of going to find a new owner without nostalgia, how can it be like Ximen Chuuxue's appearance?He didn't know whether to sympathize with Mao Mao or Ximen Chuuxue.

Ximen Chuixue said: "It likes cats."

If you consider the wishes of the cat, it may choose a beautiful female cat.At that time, Lu Xiaofeng found a female cat for Maomao in a sudden fever, and he is still afraid now. He forgot that a cat can also be a human being. If a cat is really accompanied by a cat for a lifetime, Lu Xiaofeng himself will not be able to bear it. up.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Maomao still doesn't know what marriage is all about, let alone feelings, why don't you wait for it to open up before talking about it?" What if Maomao regrets after understanding feelings?He really didn't want his two good friends to become bitter couples in the future.

Ximen Chuixue said: "When do you think it will be enlightened?"

"This..." I'm afraid it will take a long time...

Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng couldn't answer, Ximen Chuuxue turned around and left, today's interest in sword practice is over, it's time to go back to take a shower and change clothes.

"Wait." Lu Xiaofeng said, "One last question."

Ximen Chuixue paused: "Say."

"Since you have already made a decision, why do you still draw a circle for it to go around?" You have to let your dull little head come up with the conclusion that you are married to Ximen Chuuxue, when will you go around?Since he had already decided to have someone else, why bother to bully it like this?

It would be a joke to say that it was for Mao Mao to be willing, since Ximen Chuuxue had made up his mind, would Mao Mao be willing?

Ximen Chuuxue said indifferently: "Maomao likes to push forward and bargain."

If Ximen Chuuxue directly said that he wanted Mao Mao to marry him, I don't know how much Mao Mao would take the opportunity to ask for benefits, but if Mao Mao begged Ximen Chuuxue to marry him, it would be different.

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged, don't you want to go too far, playing tricks with a little idiot like Mao Mao, isn't it too much bullying Mao Mao?Alas, cats and cats, please ask for blessings.I can't help you that much.

Lu Xiaofeng saw that Ximen Chuuxue had made up his mind, so he stopped talking and said with a smile: "So, congratulations, don't forget to invite me to a wedding wine."

Ximen Chuuxue also had a smile in his eyes, and said, "Okay."