After the God of Fortune retired, the draft became popular

"Xiao Lian! Explain clearly! Is the person who played the prince still there? I'll go to Dark Shark right now!!! I'm not the first to kiss Xiao Lian, I'm so sad."

Mr. Lian was stewing beef brisket, and a big pot fell from the sky.

"Ah? What prince?"

"This is it!" Sheng Ruyi showed him the photo, "If you play the role of a princess, then there must be a prince, right?"

Only then did Lianzhi search out many, many, many years ago memories from his memory.

"I think about it, probably not. Something happened at that time."

Even after putting down the cover, I found a VCD from the storage room.I found the old-fashioned VCD player at home and turned on the VCD.

The video recorded the activities of the art festival at that time.Continuously fast-forward the video to the show.

The little Xiao Lian was lying in a crystal coffin in a beautiful Snow White dress, and looked at each other awkwardly with the kid who played the role of the prince.

Xiao Xiaolian turned his head, trying to avoid the prince, when suddenly a stone fell from the sky, smashing the crystal coffin world into broken glass.

However, an old man with white hair rushed into the stage in a hurry, and ran away with a stone.

The scene was chaotic, and the stage play of Snow White ended early because the scene was too turbulent.

Sheng Ruyi stared at the familiar white-haired old man in the video.

"Ah! That's my master!"

"Xiao Lian, look, and this is me! So we met so early, I thought it would be at least ten years later. Xiao Lian, you were so cute when you were young."

Sheng Ruyi felt relieved and happy, and pinched Xiao Lian's face recklessly, "Hey, it's okay. Your first kiss is still mine!"

The eldest brother and the youngest said in unison: "You two, are you sticky enough? We are going to starve to death!"

Xiao Lian: "...forget, my meat is still stewing in the pot."

Xiao Lian hurried back to the kitchen and turned off the fire, but luckily the gravy was a little dry.

Serve on a plate.The eldest brother took out his mobile phone.

"Don't eat it! Wait until I'm done filming! This is the first time I've eaten a meal made by my second brother in so many years. My eldest brother is very pleased."

Sheng Ruyi: "...So it turns out that elder brother also likes to show off in Moments."

So is this also a family tradition?Xiaolian is very fond of showing off.

The eldest brother happily took pictures in all directions, and then sent the pictures to Moments.

Big Brother: [Picture] X9, the second child [hands-on] cooked the dishes for me.Filial brother, good second brother. [Smile]

After reading the big boss's circle of friends, all the subordinates praised and praised him with a tacit understanding.Who doesn't know that the big boss is very brother-in-law.

Vice President 1: Mr. Xiao Lian is very skilled.Lian is always lucky.

Vice President 2: Xiao Lian is always very filial.Xiao Lian is always a peerless brother.The eldest brother is like a father, and the big boss is a peerless good brother.

Vice President 3: Mr. Xiao Lian is always in the living room and in the kitchen. He is very popular outside, but he is filial and obedient at home.The diamond good man of the new century.

Vice President 4: I wish Mr. Lian a happy new year and a happy family reunion.

The big boss looked very comfortable.

The handsome scumbag father in Hawaii is unhappy and sour.

Scumbag: Why don't you have my share?

Big brother: Otherwise, you talk to the second child and see if he agrees?

Scumbag: ...you can just say that there is no one.

Big brother: I will teach you a little trick - match what you like. PS The second child loves his partner the most.

The scumbag father who was eating the New Year's Eve dinner in Hawaii frowned, and showed Chen Lian his phone in front of him.

"Look at the second child! He also cooks for his elder brother! What about you! Why don't you know how to be filial to your father and me?"

Chen Lian: "Dad, isn't it enough for me to fly from China to Hawaii to accompany you during the Chinese New Year? Dad, don't be ignorant of good and bad!"

"How do you talk? You little bastard."

"It was originally. I sacrificed a chance to repair the relationship with my ex-boyfriend, so I came to accompany you. If I didn't see you, an old man, spending the New Year abroad alone, I would not have come to see you. Oh, if I had known, I would not have come. "

"Hey, you little bastard! Believe it or not, I'll serve you with slippers!"

"It's not impossible to cook for you. But dad, you have to make sure that after I cook, you have to eat. You are not allowed to dump it secretly."

Chen Lian secretly thought that the nanny at home had resigned a few days ago because she didn't want to serve him any more dishes.

The scumbag felt the coldness, so he wanted to refuse.But the son was kind, and it was not good to refuse, so he nodded and agreed.

Chen Lian was ecstatic and went straight to the kitchen.Drive the aunt who is cooking in the kitchen to the living room for tea.

Daddy and Auntie looked at each other in blank dismay.

The aunt felt unknown and said, "Sir, what, can I go home earlier?"

Scumbag waved his hand.

"Let's go. Anyway, tonight's meal is packed by my son. You should go back early to celebrate the New Year."

The aunt got permission and ran away in a hurry.

When Chen Lian got out of the kitchen, only his father was left waiting in the living room.

"Dad, why are you alone. Auntie. I even told her to try it too."

"She went home first."

The aunt who took the subway back to Chinatown: Fortunately, she escaped.

"Let me take a look. Tsk, it looks pretty good." The scumbag happily picked up the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, and half a minute later, he drank water frantically.

Daddy said, "Let's order takeaway."

"Dad, you said it, you will finish eating." Chen Lian was not happy, "Dad, you are lying."

The scumbag father sneered: "Have you forgotten? Your father and I are a scumbag. Can what a scumbag say count? It's ridiculous."

Chen Lian: "..." I'll go.Countless scumbags end up being scumbags.Heaven is a good reincarnation.

The scumbag sat leisurely on the sofa and ordered takeaway.

Seeing that no one appreciates his hard work, Chen Lian picked up some food for himself. Half a minute later, he vomited the vegetables, and sat next to the scumbag like a teacher, and ordered takeaway together.

For Chinese New Year, don’t fight with your stomach. If you go to the hospital with food poisoning, you will die of laughter.

After the scumbag ordered takeout, he looked at his useless son, and the more he looked at it, the more frustrated he became.

Turn around and give out red envelopes to a family that doesn't love each other very much.

Scum dad: [New Year's red envelope received by the second child] [New Year's red envelope received by the youngest]

Scum dad: @Boss.Where is my New Year's red envelope?

The youngest accepted the red envelope and turned to look at the size of his second brother's red envelope.After reading it, I think it's a double standard.The second brother's red envelope is twice as big as his.

The youngest cried: "It's not fair. The second brother has been a social animal for many years, and I haven't graduated from college yet. Shouldn't I have more red envelopes?"

The eldest brother looked up at him lightly: "I want to open it. Not only do I not have red envelopes, but I still have to give out red envelopes."

Big brother: [New Year's red envelopes received by scumbag dad] [New Year's red envelopes received by mother]

Mom accepted the big brother's red envelope.

Mom: [New Year's Red Envelope received by the youngest] [New Year's Red Envelope received by the second cub]

The second child went online to accept the red envelope.

The second child: @疯父@老妈, and my partner’s.

Scumbag: ... [Second object accepts]

Mom: [Second child accepts]

Second child: Sheng Sheng asked me to thank the second child.

Yun Shen was aggrieved, and Sheng Ruyi stuffed him with a red envelope.

"Here. Don't be angry."

"Hey hey. Thank you Brother Sheng, Brother Sheng is so kind."

Lian Zhi stuffed him with a red envelope.

"Woooooh, second brother, you still love me!"

The eldest brother took three black gold cards, and issued one to each of them.

"Take it all and buy some new clothes. Those who celebrate the New Year should treat themselves better."

"Wow wow wow! That's a lot, I have a whole year's salary. Big brother, you are the best! Big brother must accept my passionate kiss!" Yun Shen rushed over excitedly, and was directly pressed on the sofa by his big brother.

"Go away. I don't want it. Ugly."

The eldest brother is ugly and refuses, and Yun Shen dies.

Yun Shen desperately squeezed lotus root into the second child's bowl.

"Second brother eat more. Eating lotus root is ugly, and second brother is ugly, so no one will think that I am too ugly because of the comparison." Yun Shen felt that he was really a witty boy.

If you can't be beautiful, let the second brother become ugly together.The logic is perfect.

The other three stopped their chopsticks and glanced at each other, wondering if the youngest's IQ was over 20.

"Why are you looking at me like that..."

"You should have more pig's brains." Lian Zhi put stewed pig's brains into Yunshen's bowl, "It's better to replenish your brains."

"Eat some pig's trotters, add some collagen. Beauty." The eldest brother put a whole pig's trotter into Yunshen bowl.

"Big Brother, Second Brother, I'm flattered that you suddenly treat me so well."

Sheng Ruyi: "I don't think they mean that..."

"Ang?" Yun Shen's moved tears were still in his eye sockets.

"Forget it." Sheng Ruyi poured a glass of wine into Yun Shen's bowl, "Drink some wine to anesthetize your mind."

Yun Shen drank a glass of wine in a daze and collapsed.

Shocked, Sheng Ruyi picked up the wine bottle and poured more than half of it into her glass, and drank it all in one gulp. After drinking it, she was sure that it wasn't some strong alcohol, but a glass of rice wine.

The rice wine was bought from Sheng Ruyi and Dionysus. It is of high quality and has a rich aroma. It is best used to make Jiuniang Yuanzi.

He didn't believe it, so he picked up Yun Shen's wine glass and tasted it again.

"It's just a glass of wine."

The elder brother said leisurely: "He can't drink."

Lianzhi sneered: "Cut, it's really useless, isn't it just a glass of water and wine? You see, I don't..."

thump.Another fell.

His forehead blushed when he hit the dining table.Sheng Ruyi supported the man on her shoulders distressedly.

"What's the matter?" Sheng Ruyi also drank from the glass, which was still a glass of water and wine, "Why did he fall down again?"

"Family inheritance. Can't drink. Get drunk when you drink."

"Then Xiao Lian still has the nerve to laugh at Shen Shen? Isn't that half-baked?"

The eldest brother lit a cigarette: "Our second child has never drank since he was a child, and he thinks he is an exception in the family."

"Look at his appearance, besides being cute at home, he is a black Rakshasa outside. Who would dare to drink him?"

"What about you, big brother?"

The eldest brother proudly said: "As soon as I arrived at the company, I took my father's place directly. I am the immediate boss, whoever is not good-looking will pour me alcohol."

"Come on. I'll take the youngest back to the room. He can have a good sleep tonight. Fortunately, the youngest is not drunk."

The eldest brother helped the youngest to go upstairs, and was just about to instruct Sheng Ruyi to wait for him to finish helping the youngest before helping the second.

Seeing the thin and frail partner of the second family, he immediately picked him up and went straight upstairs.He supported the youngest and hadn't walked a few steps yet.

The eldest brother was so shocked that he almost threw the youngest out.

"Xiao Sheng is really strong." I was a little worried that his second child's status would not be guaranteed.

Sheng Ruyi sent the person directly to the bed, took a hot towel, and came over to wipe President Lian's face.

In the time it takes to get a towel, Mr. Lian is already naked and lying on the bed alone.

"It's hot, it's so hot."

"..." Sheng Ruyi, who came back with a towel, silently covered his face with the towel, sorry, he needs to calm down.

Sheng Ruyi did a good job of psychological training, walked over, and wiped Mr. Lian's face.But Xiao Lian clung to him, rubbing and kissing him.

It's just completely out of place.

"Shengsheng, where is your mouth? How can I find it? I can't find it?"

Sheng Ruyi's face was covered with saliva, she couldn't even find out where Sheng Sheng's mouth was, she was so anxious to death.

A white light suddenly appeared on the wall behind him, and one side of the wall gradually became clear and turned into a mirror.

An old man with a white beard excitedly peeped his head in the mirror: "I can finally meet my good apprentice haha! I'll go—what kind of dengsi is this white flower."

Sheng Ruyi's body was stiff, and she quickly covered Xiao Lian with the quilt.

Master, you don't show up sooner or later, why do you show up at this time? Seeing your apprentice and your apprentice's partner like this and that will make a needle eye!