After the God of Fortune retired, the draft became popular

"Little apprentice! What is that?" The master jumped up anxiously, what did he see?Oh my God, if he read it right, it was a pair of men's feet.

"What did you hide on your bed?"

Sheng Ruyi turned around with an angry look on her face.

"Master! Why are you showing up at this time!"

Master vomited out a mouthful of old blood.Hey, the little apprentice detested him.Sure enough, he was old and useless.

"Isn't it Chinese New Year, let's come and see you."

"You still said what was hidden on the bed?"

"There's nothing to hide. It's just my partner." Sheng Ruyi said naturally.

Master covered his chest.The little apprentice he raised actually has a partner.How long has he been raised?

The master was aggrieved: "You already have a partner. How old are you?"

"Yes, I have a date. My date is very good, so cute. Love it. Master, I have a date, shouldn't you be happy for me? Why does Master look so sad." Sheng Ruyi frowned Looking at the master, it suddenly dawned on me for a long time.

"Oh, master, I understand. Are you bitter? Master is quite old, and he is still single. I am jealous of my apprentice and I can easily find a partner. Master, you can't do this. No wonder you can't find a partner. Fortunately He also accepted an apprentice, and I will help you take care of the elderly."

Master was heartbroken and was severely hit.

"Nonsense, it's not that I can't find a partner." Master denied, "I have no interest in love."

"Hmph." Sheng Ruyi expressed her disbelief.

"Anyway, that's how it is." The master started to play tricks.

"Dele. You say yes. What else can I do to you?"

"Hey. You brat!"

The master stroked his white beard and turned around angrily, while the old friend next to him tried to persuade him.

"Don't lose your temper, you are old, don't be angry with the young man. You will be even more angry if you tell your apprentice to run away later."

The master suppressed his violent temper and cared about the little apprentice: "Little apprentice, how are you doing in the world?"

"Okay. There is everything in the world, and I still have a partner! Master, how are you doing in Tianwaitian?"

As soon as the little apprentice said that he still had a partner, the master felt overwhelmed.I don't know whether it's Xinsai's little apprentice who was raped, or Xinsai's own age, or a standard single dog.

"I'm fine too. Don't get too excited."

"That's good. Happy New Year, Master. I wish everything goes well and auspiciously in the New Year, Master. Master, you look really strong, mighty, tall and handsome..."

"Good good."

The master squinted his eyes triumphantly, and was about to listen to some good words from the apprentice, but the apprentice stopped blowing.

The master opened one eye and looked at his apprentice: "It's gone."

"It's gone. Master, do you want me to praise you more? That's not impossible. Master, then you have to give out the red envelopes for the New Year first. I brought my partner to see the parents, and you didn't even send out red envelopes. one time!"

"You didn't bring your partner to see me. Obviously I came to look for you, and your partner is still asleep!" Master roared.

The old friend held him down: "Stop yelling! Your blood pressure will rise again later."

"That's right. This uncle is so right. Master, you are old, don't be angry at all times. Be careful of high blood pressure!" Sheng Ruyi blinked, "Besides, it's so easy to wake up Xiao Lian."

Sheng Ruyi took a big drum and beat it in Lianzhi's ear.

咚

The drunk youngest next door was shocked by the sound and fell off the bed directly, pinning down his elder brother.The big brother couldn't move.

The eldest brother who was overwhelmed on the ground had nothing to love: "I don't want this younger brother. Whoever wants to take it will take it."

Lian Zhi sat up, covering his head in a daze.

"What's the sound? My head is about to explode." Lian Zhi opened his eyes, and there were double images in front of him.

"Shengsheng, there are so many of you. Ah, is that a TV?" Lianzhi shook his head, pointing at the mirror on the wall.

"Master, he's awake." Sheng Ruyi put away the drum.

The master stared dumbfounded: "...I'm relieved." How could the little apprentice be so ghostly in front of the subject.Looking at it this way, this human being is quite pitiful.

It will not be him, the master, who will be tortured in the future, but the poor disciple's daughter-in-law.

For a moment, I don't know whether it is sad or relaxed.

The apprentice stretched out his hand.

"Master, red envelopes."

The apprentice not only stretched out his hand, but also stretched out his hand together with his apprentice's daughter-in-law who was still awake.

"Xiao Lian, quickly call Master. Master is going to give a red envelope."

Xiao Lian was in a daze, and rarely remembered to listen to Sheng Ruyi's words, and also followed Sheng Ruyi's shout: "Master, red envelopes."

Master took out two storage bags from his body and threw them over.Bang bang twice, hitting Sheng Ruyi on the head.

Sheng Ruyi scratched her head, grabbed the storage bag, counted the contents carefully, and then smiled happily.

"Thank you Master, Master is very kind."

"Hmph. Now you know I'm fine." The master was proud.

"But Master, there is one more thing, I don't know if Master can do it."

"What's the matter? Just kidding, there's still something I can't do."

"It's about my partner. He is a human being, how can I take him to practice. The essence of the sun and the moon is too slow every day, and it will be useless without absorbing it for hundreds of years."

"That's it? It's too simple." The master took out a small blue book with "Guide to Becoming a God" written on the cover, and threw it over there.

"Well, according to the above, it is guaranteed that the speed of cultivation will increase rapidly. It will not take three years, and the day of becoming a fairy will be just around the corner." The master said, and looked at the time again, "It's getting late. It's time for the Yuanguang mirror. Little apprentice, you are obedient in the world, see you next time..."

White light and dark.The circular light mirror disappeared.

Mr. Lian, who was in a daze, was shocked by this scene.

"Sheng Sheng, what is that? Suddenly an old man disappeared!"

bump.A pebble hit Lian Zhi's forehead.

A crack was torn out in the circular light mirror, and Master's heart-piercing voice came over.

"You bastard, I am your elder, don't call me an old man!"

In a daze, he continued: "?? Who hit me?"

Sheng Ruyi picked up the spirit stone thrown by the master and smashed it on Lianzhi's head, and touched the big bag on Lianzhi's head.

"Poor thing, my head is swollen. You'd better sleep."

Sheng Ruyi didn't sleep.He needs to study carefully the guide to becoming a god that his master gave him.

Hey, Master is really eccentric.Why didn't you give him such a good book back then? It took him so long to complete the cultivation, but this book only took three years to complete.

"I want to see what a good thing this is."

Sheng Ruyi opened the first page of "Guide to Becoming a God" full of curiosity, and quickly closed the book after three seconds.

This, this, this... what is this.This is too exciting.

Sheng Ruyi recited the "Heart Sutra" silently, cleared away distracting thoughts, and opened this amazing book again.

"Good guy! Master, you didn't say it was this kind of book."

On the first page of the book are two white bodies entangled together.There are a few small characters in Song Dynasty in the upper right corner.

The first type: navel orange.

"Navel orange? Master, did you give the wrong book?" Sheng Ruyi blushed, covered the two white spots on the book with her hand, and read the explanation on the reverse side.

The double cultivation of man and god can make the human side share the merits of the gods, because they become gods.This method of cultivation is applicable between human and god couples (husbands), and it cannot be abused, so remember it.

"Navel orange? Sheng Sheng, do you want oranges? I'll go downstairs and cut oranges for you." Lian Zhi only heard the word "navel orange", and wanted to get out of bed to cut oranges.

"Wait." Sheng Ruyi held down Lian Zhi who was about to run away, sat down on Lian Zhi's lap, and carefully studied the mystery of this book.

After flipping through the pages, Sheng Ruyi's face became more and more red. For some reason, when he read it carefully, he felt that the people in the book looked more and more like Xiao Lian.

But looking at Xiao Lian, Xiao Lian is still better looking than the people in the book.

"Master, I have enlightened." Sheng Ruyi put down the book, with the clarity of enlightenment in his eyes.

He thought he had learned most of the knowledge in the book, and it was time to practice it.

"Sheng Sheng?" Lian Zhi pressed his head against Sheng Ruyi's chest, sniffing the faint scent of his body, "Sheng Sheng, you smell a little bit sweet."

Sheng Ruyi kissed Lian Zhi's cheek, and then asked bewitchingly, "Xiao Lian, can I teach you how to become a god?"

Lian Zhi stared at Sheng Ruyi with intoxicated eyes, there were countless Sheng Ruyi in front of him.

Each one is so beautiful.Like one shining star after another.

Lian Zhi nodded and asked, "How to learn?"

Sheng Ruyi showed a smile that charmed all living beings like a sea monster.Stop being addicted to the time, stick closer, and want to indulge deeper.

"Learn like this." Sheng Ruyi solemnly handed the blue "Guide to Becoming a God" to Lianzhi.

"Study hard. If you don't learn well, then..." Sheng Ruyi looked down at the indescribable place, with sharp eyes, "Well, if you don't learn well, click..."

Lian Zhi woke up immediately.All drunkenness is gone.

Lianzhi sat up from the bed, under the desk lamp, studying "Guide to Becoming a God" hard.Sheng Ruyi sat on the other side to monitor his study progress.

"After learning, call me. Hurry up. I'm waiting."

"Okay, okay, it'll be fine soon."

Lian Zhi silently memorized the various poses in the book, making sure that he had memorized the "Guide to Becoming a God" thoroughly, so he had the confidence to put the book down.

"Sheng Sheng, I have learned."

"Have you learned? Very good, then come on." Sheng Ruyi said happily, and lay down happily.

"..." Lian Zhi silently put on Sheng Ruyi's clothes one by one, "Sheng Sheng, you took them off too quickly. Can you hold back a little and let me take them off for you?"

"why?"

Lianzhi replied: "This is more ritualistic."

Sheng Ruyi cut it, and muttered: "You humans are troublesome. Forget it, who told me to like our Xiao Lian so pure. If you want a sense of ritual, you should have a sense of ritual."

"..." Lian Zhi paused, and suddenly the Virgo's obsessive-compulsive disorder broke out.

Sheng Ruyi almost fell asleep with her pillow on her head.

"My pure and lovely baby Lian, are you alright?"

"I'm wondering which posture to use? After all, this is our first time, so it should be formal and cautious. Also, I haven't bought a small umbrella yet..."

"Press the page numbers on the lower right for the poses, and practice the first to fifth pages today. You don't need to use small umbrellas and the like, just come on, I like to use your real ones." Sheng Ruyi raised her head and glanced at her. It's indescribable, "Well, it's pretty good."

"So can you hurry up, honey?"

"Hmm..." Sheng Ruyi couldn't say anything right after, sinking into an endless sea of ​​gorgeous stars.

lianzhikiss#live him.

The author has something to say: Hey hey, boo.Although I didn't write anything.

Don't lock me in the ps review, I didn't write anything!