Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Jiang Yizhao felt that he really couldn't stay in this house any longer.

He felt that the elder brother's love was divided like Liu Xing's cake, one share for Jiangyan, one share for Miaomiao, one share for Jiangyan, one share for Jiangyan, one share for Miaomiao...

Wearing the same hairstyle as his aunt on Central Street, he looked at Jiangyan across the street full of resentment.

"Okay, once." Father Jiang coughed and said, "I was teasing you just now, how could I really forget your birthday?"

Jiang Yichao gritted his teeth: "I don't believe it."

Jiang Miao sneered, and mocked unceremoniously: "Second brother, how old are you? If you are crying and rolling on the ground now, I will buy you an Ultraman Tiga."

"I don't want it." Jiang Yichao said in a deep voice, "Noah Ultraman is the most handsome!!"

Jiang Miao: "..."

It's hopeless, drag it out and bury it.

Jiang Yizhao continued to stare at Jiang Yan. Normally, Jiang Yan would have discovered it a long time ago, but now, he was sitting on the edge of the sofa, with a contemptuous expression, lowered eyebrows and eyes, obediently like a cat that has not been stepped on. screaming chicken.

Jiang Yizhao thought, isn't he satisfied?Very wrong? Yes!

Don't you usually take advantage of the big brother to sit down? Quickly squeeze to the side!Why are you so calm today!There must be a conspiracy!

Jiang Peiliang walked over, paused, and walked straight to Jiangyan under Jiang Yizhao's expectant eyes.

Jiang Yichao: "?"

He smiled lightly.

Understand, he understands, he understands big brother, sit down immediately after eating? It will definitely make your stomach feel uncomfortable, so you have to walk a few more steps to go around and sit next to Jiangyan, so that you can barely maintain a healthy appearance... ...that's strange! ! !

Jiang Yizhao fell into deep thought.

This trick, is this trick just playing hard to get, what a sharp method!

Jiang Peiliang sat down beside Jiang Yan, didn't say a word, just read with lowered eyes.

But although his eyes fell on the paper, his mind was a little fuzzy.

The people around me seem to have finally made up their minds to change their perfume these days, and they can only smell it if they are close.

But today I don't know what happened. He who always talks a lot is silent. Jiang Peiliang paused, and finally said: "Jiang Yan, you..."

It was too late to say it, but before he finished speaking, Jiang Yan stood up abruptly, with a blank expression, and said dully: "I, I'm going to the bathroom."

After saying that, he rushed away like oiling the soles of his feet.Jiang Yichao, who was peeking from the side: "?"

Jiang Yan's expression was as indifferent as if ten loves had just died. What had he experienced in just a few days?

Jiang Yizhao looked at Jiang Yan in astonishment as he rushed away, and slowly met Jiang Peiliang's eyes.

The two stared at each other for a few seconds.

Jiang Yichao smiled flatteringly at his elder brother.

"..." Did Jiang Peiliang's complexion change? It was very good. He quickly looked away and said coldly, "Hurry up and dye it back."

Jiang Yichao: "?"

Is it that ugly? ! !

Jiang Peiliang didn't look at his second brother who was suspicious of his life, but turned his eyes to Jiang Yan's closed door.

He frowned slowly.

"President Xiao Jiang." Liang Xishi poked his head at the door for the third time and called out, "President Xiao Jiang? Are you awake?"

Jiang Yan said calmly: "What's awake?? I didn't sleep."

"Okay." Liang Xishi walked in and said politely, "Wipe your drool."

Jiang Yan stretched out his hand subconsciously, and the moment he found that there was nothing, he also realized that he had been deceived by such mentally retarded words, and immediately flew into a rage: "What are you doing!"

The corners of Liang Xizhi's mouth twitched twice, but he still said, "It's nothing."

Bie Le said mournfully at the side: "Manager Liang, do you think the boss has been weird these two days?"

"How can you say that?" Liang Xizhi smiled and said, "What are you talking about in my heart?"

The two looked at Jiang Yan together, only to find that Jiang Yan's eyes became confused again, gradually drifting away, and looked straight behind them, as if he was looking at something, but at the same time he didn't seem to be looking at anything.

Liang Xizhi frowned slightly.

In the past two days, President Xiao Jiang, really? Is it Shensi? No, I have never been in such a situation before. Could it be that he was seduced by some vixen—ah no? Yes, he went to the wrong set, no? It might be a family accident What is it that he can't handle? That's why he's so troubled?

"By the way, I forgot to ask Mr. Jiang." Does Liang Xi know which pot? Open him which pot to drink: "Last time? How was your birthday last time, Eldest Young Master?"

Jiangyan was immediately stunned in the physical sense.

Liang Xizhi: "...Hello? Mr. Jiang? Are you still there?"

Why is it suddenly disconnected!

"It's okay." Jiang Yan didn't look at him, his eyes gradually stretched to the distance, and the whole person seemed to be heading west: "It's a good life."

To put it bluntly, he wasn't escaping, but soloing from the mother's womb so far, he found that now as long as Jiang Peiliang approached, he would feel numb all over, his head would burst into flames, and his heart would itch—this It's really terrible!Jiang Yan thought, doesn't he? He knows what to do.

Does Liang Xi know? I don’t quite understand, but he still coughed lightly and reported his work very professionally: ""The Youthful Years" is progressing steadily. It’s so cool that the director asked me to tell you that you are really a good actor, huh? What does this mean... Variety show The names have already been decided, the guests have been selected, and it is worth noting that Jing Shi handed in the registration form and passed the audition by Who Yi's company."

Jiang Yan looked at the little cactus and turned his eyes back, and was a little puzzled: "Scenery?"

If he remembers correctly, this is a performance-type reality show, isn't it? It's me, actor 3, what does the scene sign up for?

Liang Xizhi said: "It is said that he performed a dance."

Jiang Yan: "Is there a market for military boxing now?"

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Take the bamboo shoots, don't let the bamboo shoots grow on the table? You have pulled out all the bamboo shoots.

"I don't believe it." Jiang Yan shook his head, "Unless you ask someone to show me the audition video."

Liang Xizhi ruthlessly exposed: "You just want to have fun, right?"

Jiang Yan sighed, and his brows became sad: "You can't resist the curiosity of being a human being? Is it my fault for wanting to see a gibbon dance a hula dance?"

Liang Xizhi: "?"

He really wanted to know what the strange scene looked like in Jiang Yan's eyes.

Bie Le interjected silently from the side: "Recently he seldom comes to see me again."

"Very few, that is, there are more." The alarm bell in Jiang Yan's heart suddenly rang loudly: "Why did he come to you? No? He asked you to cut Pinduoduo."

Don't be happy and disdainful: "Who would make such an excuse now, it's so stupid."

Jiang Yan: "..."

He shut up.

What's this trick called? This trick is called boomerang, dart, dart, deadly, stabbing himself all the time.

Speaking of which, he didn't send a message to his eldest brother in the past two days, but his eldest brother sent him a few messages instead...

Although it was just to ask him to go home for dinner.

Every time Jiangyan had to burn incense and worship Buddha ten times before returning home.

Alas, he sighed, thinking, liking makes people cowardly.

"By the way, on the variety show side, the partner hopes that you can appear on the screen." Liang Xishi stood still, and then mentioned: "After all, most of them are our newcomers, plus? You have been very popular recently, so the other party's The requirement is to show a little face."

Jiang Yan was a little puzzled: "How can you show your face a little bit?"

"According to what they said," Liang Xishi replied, "At the beginning of the variety show, some clips of artists' daily practice will be filmed. I hope you will also appear on the scene. Just shoot as usual. The clips will not be very long, just as a topic. "

After all, it's cooperation, and there's no harm in it. Jiang Yan wanted to agree to it straight away, but he thought of something, and suddenly became alert: "Someone said before that when they are on camera, they will make people fat. Is it true? .”

Liang Xishi: "Yes."

Jiang Yan: "..."

His expression suddenly became serious.

Having said that, before he wore it, the original owner wanted it every day? Mountain climbing or extreme sports like parkour? He forgot to go to the gym to maintain his physical strength, so he naturally maintained a very good figure without a trace of fat.

But since he came here, he has been obsessed with small business simulation games and Big Brother Sticky Fart, can he still eat every day? There are piles of heavy snacks for several months, so...

Jiang Yan swallowed, didn't he dare to open his eyes, and slowly touched his belly like a strong man breaking his wrist.

Liang Xishi hesitated and said, "President Xiao Jiang, what are you doing?"

Bie Le covered his face: "Boss, I, we are still here."

But the noise from the outside world could never stop Jiang Yan from moving forward. He stretched out his hand very firmly, groped slowly and tremblingly for a while, and suddenly shouted: "Ugh——!"

Liang Xizhi hastily opened his eyes of no evil: "What's wrong?"

"My abdominal muscles..." Jiang Yan sniffled, and put on a pain mask in an instant: "Ninety-nine are back to one!"

Liang Xizhi: "..."

He gradually became expressionless.

Jiang Yan was in great pain for this sudden discovery.

Although his body fat percentage is still not very high, even if he tries to find it, it is not at all fat, but the original eight-pack abs seem to have disappeared in the long river of history, and he can't find it anymore. to any trace.

He realized it, and he realized it thoroughly. If you don’t cherish some things when you have them, you will regret it when you lose them.

Bie Le comforted very considerately: "Boss, you are still very thin."

"No, no," Jiang Yan said after learning from the pain, "It's okay to be on camera, but I want to keep fit!"

Liang Xishi obviously has considerable professionalism: "Do you need me to help you apply for a card?"

"What card?" Jiang Yan looked at him inexplicably: "Isn't there a gym at home?"

Liang Xizhi: "?"

His smile gradually cracked a thin slit.

I was really insulted.

Jiang Yan was visibly excited, he stood up with a firm expression on his face.

It's burning up!

Liang Xizhi didn't bother to talk to him? He, pull? Bie Le went out: "Then let's continue working first..."

"Don't go." Jiang Yan suddenly said coldly.

Liang Xishi stood still, somewhat at a loss and said, "Is there anything else, Mr. Jiang?"

"You must remember tonight—" Jiang Yan turned his head aggressively, showing three quarters of his face, and said in a low voice:

"Send me the circus video of the scene."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

He closed the door expressionlessly.

... Situation, you are miserable.

In the evening, Jiang Yan returned home.

Although he tried his best to stagger the dinner time, but for some reason, the family still arrived at about the same time, and they all gathered in the living room, doing their own things.

Jiang Yan felt that this might be a unique family culture of the Jiang family, which was obviously different from other wealthy families.

Jiang Yichao seemed to be the first to notice him. He turned his head and responded with very sharp eyes. Jiang Yan took a look and saw a peeled baked sweet potato in a daze.

"Xiaoyan," Father Jiang coughed, and said seriously, "Why are you only here now?"

Jiang Peiliang glanced at him indifferently, but didn't say anything.

Jiang Yan scratched his head and said, "The company is a bit busy."

Jiang Yichao: "How busy is it? Busier than elder brother?"

Jiang Yan didn't dare to say yes, so he could only hold back: "It's my own delay."

Jiang Yizhao turned his head proudly.

Jiang Yan took off his coat, feeling very puzzled.

Why did Jiang Yizhao frequently target himself recently? Did he dye his hair? Will he go blond afterward? Crazy criticism of the beauty route?This is not too appropriate.

Seeing his family sitting together, only the seat next to Jiang Peiliang was vacant, Jiang Yan paused for a moment, and said, "I'm going back to my room first."

The gym is on the third floor, and he planned to get his things ready before going.

Jiang Yan left in a hurry, Jiang Peiliang was still looking at the book, but his eyebrows were furrowed tighter and tighter.

After a while, Jiang Yan sneaked up to the third floor.

Although this gym is not used by anyone, the people at home clean it every day. There are all types of equipment, and each one emits a neat light. Jiang Yan noticed that there is a huge projector hanging on one wall. It seems to be used to relieve boredom.

He found the remote control with ease, turned on the projector, and chose a dynamic single with a sense of ritual——

"Slimming Aerobics: Love Fire"!

The projector is very overkill to display the aerobics in 4K high-definition quality. Jiang Yan jumped a few times in place? Let's warm up first.

Before, fitness was also a habit he had maintained for a long time. After coming here, because he couldn't take care of himself, this good habit was wasted for some time.

The third floor of Jiang’s house is a leisure and entertainment area, except for young children? Someone will come up, and even if they do, it’s only occasionally. Now everyone is in the living room on the first floor, that is to say, in the empty third floor, only He is alone.

Human psychology? It is so irresistible. Whenever I am in this kind of empty area where I am completely alone, I will want to sing loudly to release the recent pressure.

Jiang Yan followed? Aerobics jumping up and down, while feeling in love? Can't help singing:

"Why can't I fly? Come out of Huahua's world, so I am a drunken butterfly~"

"Eagle flies in the blue sky, I look at Beijing from Gaogang~"

"Hurry up and use the nunchuck to hum and drink—"

When the love was strong, he couldn't restrain himself, and even had a break dance.

To be honest, Jiang Yan felt that his dancing might not be worse than Jing Si.

Amidst the intense singing, Jiang Yan let himself go alone, and suddenly, there was a slight knocking sound in his ear——

He turned his head sharply.

Jiang Peiliang stood at the door with a cold face, but he didn't know how long he stood there.

Jiang Yan: "..."

It's hallucination, right?