Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

The world is dead silent, and the music of "Slimming Aerobics: Love Fire" is still playing impassionedly, and the tall and thin woman on top is pulling her throat? Enthusiastically shouting: "Hand out, one, two, three, four; Turn around and continue, one, two..."

Jiang Yan stood there in his sportswear, quietly like a sculpture.

In this long silence, he suddenly strode forward, slammed the projector off, then turned around slowly, and said with a smile: "Really, what's up, aunts? I don't remember to turn it off after using it, ha, ha ha... ..."

His awkward smile slowly disappeared under Jiang Pei's expressionless gaze, like melting ice and snow, disappeared without a trace.

"..." Jiang Yan deserved to have a strong psychological quality, and he still did not forget to struggle to the death at this moment: "Brother, when did you come?"

Jiang Peiliang said lightly: "Start with the drunken butterfly."

Jiang Yan also said indifferently: "Really."

In the next second, he immediately fell on the yoga mat, turned the back of his head to Jiang Peiliang, and almost knocked his head against a Great Wall.

Why is this! !

Brother, why did you come up suddenly! !And why do you know he's here! !And why don't you speak! !Why do you watch it from the beginning? You don’t talk until the end! !

Good guy, I asked Liang Xishi to send me the video of the circus, but I didn't expect that the circus was his own, he was so sad.

Jiang Yan was so embarrassed that he almost wanted to drive Hexi? Go, at this moment, Jiang Peiliang's flat voice came from behind: "What are you doing squatting on the ground?"

Jiang Yan didn't turn his head back and said, "Stretch the ligament."

He turned his back to Jiang Peiliang, didn't dare to look? He didn't want to look? What was the expression on the elder brother at this time, but there were steady footsteps behind him——

Jiang Peiliang actually walked in!

Jiang Yan's scalp tightened immediately, wishing he could drag his buttocks up and run away while grabbing the towel. Unexpectedly, Jiang Pei paused, turned his head, and turned on the heater in the room.

The roar of the heater sounded, and Jiang Peiliang asked, "Aren't you afraid of the cold?"

Jiang Yan looked down and looked at the old man's white vest and basketball shorts, which he was wearing for convenience. He thought of the temperature of nearly 10°C today, and felt the residual heat on his body after the violent breakdance just now, and he felt a little choked. Said: "Brother, again? You don't need to turn on the heating anyway."

Jiang Peiliang ignored him.

Wait, Jiang Yan frowned suddenly.

Could it be that the action of the elder brother has some deep meaning?——

"Why do you suddenly want to come here?" Jiang Peiliang interrupted the enterprise-level understanding he was about to start, and asked casually, holding the remote control of the projector in his hand.

Jiang Yan stared at the remote control in his hand with trepidation, fearing that if he didn't answer correctly, the elder brother would hit the button to kill himself a second time, so he stammered quickly: "Recently, I found that I am a little fat... ..."

Jiang Peiliang glanced up coldly, swayed twice on his cheeks, and said coldly, "Where are you getting fat?"

Isn't that great.

Jiang Yan's eyes were still fixed on the remote control, and he frowned and replied, "Stomach?"

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

"My abs are gone." Jiang Yan had an idea, and said deeply, "Brother, do you want to see?"

As we all know, one of the major ways to relieve one's embarrassment is to make the second person present even more embarrassing, and Jiang Yan miraculously used this method of grafting embarrassment to make the eldest brother retreat.

After all, which big brother would have nothing to look at? The little brother's belly?——

"Okay." Jiang Peiliang raised his chin expressionlessly at him: "Look? Look? Let's go."

Jiang Yan: "?"

This, this is not right with his imagination.

"Ah, no." Jiang Yan was still sitting on the ground, changed his position in confusion, and scratched his head: "Brother, did you hear wrong? I? What I just said is, do you want to watch it?..."

"That's right." Jiang Peiliang still looked at him condescendingly, and said coldly, "Look? Look."

Jiang Yan confirmed for the third time: "Stomach??"

Jiang Peiliang replied for the third time: "Stomach?"

Jiang Yan: "..."

What to do, why the air suddenly became anxious, this is not the ending he wanted to see.

Jiang Yan was self-indulgent, riding a tiger was hard to get off, facing Jiang Peiliang's cold gaze, his heart swelled, his teeth gritted, and he grabbed the hem of his old man's white vest in extreme humiliation, and began to move up little by little like a turtle climbing a tree .

Jiang Peiliang lowered his eyes and clenched his fingers imperceptibly.

Under the light, the skin where the hem of the clothes were rolled up was snow-white, and seemed to be glowing with luster.Jiang Peiliang suddenly remembered the night before, when Jiang Yan was sitting in front of him, he was pressing his waist, and his helmet was whistling by the gust of wind.

There was silence in the room, and his eyes darkened involuntarily——

"Crack!" At the same moment, Jiang Yan suddenly exerted force and slapped loudly on his belly. The playful and crisp sound wave spread throughout the room, and it suddenly sounded like a thunderbolt. Smiling, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere, thinking he has a sense of humor? He patted hard a few more times, not forgetting to be a good teacher and taught: "Brother, you want to say at this time, belly dancing without me? Don't you watch it?" "

Jiang Peiliang: "..."

Jiang Yan: "Hey, big brother, why did you leave? Don't leave, don't you want to express your opinion?"

Jiang Peiliang left without looking back. When he went downstairs, he pressed his eyebrows with some headache and sighed.

...Why is it because of such a thing? Son...

Seeing that Jiang Peiliang's back disappeared, Jiang Yan sat on the ground and slowly put down the old man's vest.

After a while, he touched his cheek hesitantly.

Alas!It's hot.

Finally came the recording day of the variety show.

This variety show had already been quite popular before, but after successive announcements of the two news of joining the show and the company boss's appearance, the popularity reached its peak.

After all, Jing Shi hasn't done much since the termination of the contract with Xiangjing Entertainment. He has seriously participated in variety shows; and Jiang Yan, the boss of Xiangjing Entertainment, has a bloody physique.

Many unscrupulous netizens are looking forward to the century meeting between Jingshi and Jiangyan? After all, if something happens by then, they will also be happy to see it.

Liang Xizhi: "So that's why you tried to give Bie Le a day off today?"

"Of course." Jiang Yan muttered with a look of nonsense on his face, "I? I will cut off all opportunities for him to harass..."

Bie said sadly: "It's so boring to be on vacation."

"Mr. Jiang, are you too sensitive?" Liang Xishi said politely, "Jingshi has no reason to come here, and Bie Le is not your daughter."

Jiang Yan Shi Shiran said: "What do you know?"

Liang Xizhi: "?"

Bie Le quickly persuaded the fight: "Stop arguing, stop arguing..."

He took a step back and began to silently recite the seven-character mantra in his heart:

Boss, salary, vacation, forbearance.

The makeup artist turned Jiang Yan's face upright for the third time, and said softly, "President Jiang, don't move."

Jiang Yan obediently did not move again, and then blinked his eyelashes into hot wheels.

The makeup artist was speechless: "..."

The program team is ready to shoot the daily training scenes of the artists in Xiangjing Entertainment. As for Jiang Yan, as long as he walks around in front of the camera with his hands behind his back, and then "congratulates the artists in a very artificial way", this shot is considered passed.

"But," Jiang Yan asked while blinking Hot Wheels, "Why do I still need makeup?"

The makeup artist replied very professionally: "The blemishes will be more obvious on the lens, just to help you fix it a little...Actually? There is nothing to fix, just to even out the skin tone a little bit."

I don't know if it's because of the fact that 3/4 of his side face is exposed all the year round to show the overlord's smile, but one side of Jiang Yan's face is a little whiter, which can't be seen with the naked eye on weekdays, but it's quite obvious under the camera.

Jiang Yan endured being slapped and slapped on the face, and asked, "Does the person in charge of the company next door also want to make up?"

"Oh, no need." The makeup artist replied very quickly: "They? No need to slap your face."

Jiang Yan: "?"

He suddenly thought of Mr. Niu and Mr. Zhu next door who made him almost be killed by his reputation, and found out that it was true? Yes, if this was filmed with a slap in the face, the ratings would be directly smashed from 2.5 to 0.1, and the rest of the audience would not have time to switch channels kind of.

"Okay." The makeup artist clapped his hands and said, "Mr. Jiang, it's all right. Do you see? See?"

She handed over a delicate mirror, and Jiang Yan looked at it for a long time, and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, not bad, it has become whiter."

"It would be great if that's the case." The makeup artist smiled and said, "But I? I use a foundation that is slightly yellower than your skin tone."

Jiang Yan: "..."

Suddenly embarrassed, but it doesn't matter, he got up without changing his face, and waved his hand: "Let's start!"

Xiangjing Entertainment's day started when Jiang Yan bought three pancakes at the entrance of the building.

This pancake fruit shop has been in business for two years, and a young man and a woman who are warm and busy in the atmosphere of fireworks have good faces, nimble hands and feet, handing over breakfast from behind the fender with a smile, and greeted: "Mr. Jiang! "

Jiang Yan took the pancake fruit and introduced it calmly: "This is our company's trainees Chen Shaoyuan and Yang Yu..."

Program group: "?"

"Wait, wait," the voice-over finally couldn't help it, and asked in confusion: "Trainee?"

"Well, yes." Jiang Yan said expressionlessly, "Because making pancakes and fruits seems to be more profitable, and we will open a chain store soon."

The young men and women responded with bright smiles.

Program group: "..."

Why do you say such things so naturally? Could it be that the company's trainees ran to spread pancakes? Is this a normal thing? !And why do you still remember the names of these two people——

But Jiang Yan was not surprised at all. He approached the building and went straight to his office.Although it was early in the morning, the employees in the department were all in high spirits and spirits. The succulents and small plants that could be seen everywhere were growing densely, which showed the humanistic environment of Xiangjing Entertainment.

... There are even people who raise big tortoises on the table? Two of them.

In the camera, Jiang Yan handed the pancake fruit to two young men? One is petite and the other is tall and thin with glasses. They also took the pancake fruit as usual. Then, the petite The man rewarded him with peaches and plums, and handed him a cup of coffee.

Although the fact that the boss brought breakfast to the employees made the program crew a little surprised, what happened next shocked their pupils even more.

"You drink." Jiang Yan handed the coffee to the man with glasses behind his backhand, and said with concern: "I heard that you have recently had stomach problems, black coffee helps digestion."

Liang Xizhi's face turned green instantly: "No, just drink it."

Jiang Yan smiled lightly, and patted him on the shoulder in great relief: "Follow me? You don't have to be polite."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

Seeing the employee's expression of being moved to the point of tears, the program team immediately showed a new level of admiration for Mr. Jiang.

Immediately afterwards, according to the sequence arranged by the program group, Jiang Yan leisurely went to the lower floor of the practice room with his hands behind his back.

Just like every day, artists? In class, in practice, there are things that should be there, and things that shouldn’t be there. Jiang Yan has a calm expression, vigorous movements, lively conversation and laughter, and his gestures are extraordinary. The artists? Eyes showed trust, their manners were intimate, and after a round of interaction with Jiang Yanyi, the boss and friends, the members of the program group couldn't help feeling envious?

look?!This boss!Although he is very serious on the surface, and looks no different from a traditional tyrant, but in fact he is soft-hearted, gentle with others, and treats his employees like his own children?!

look?!This environment!The living facilities are all available, the tea room can even make DIY pearl milk tea, and there is even a book like "The Boss Runs with the Ball and Escapes Marriage Little Wife - 33 Times of Desperate Chasing Love" in the lounge. It is so comfortable that it is unbelievable!

look?!This humanities?!The employees are happy and harmonious, the boss and the two assistants are like a family, and it is said that Xiangjing Entertainment's top ten singer competitions are held from time to time, how amiable and respectable it is!

What kind of fairy boss is this!What kind of fairy company is this!

"Is this all right?" Jiang Yan smiled politely at the camera, that handsome cheek seemed to be shining with an angelic light under the light, just like the boss himself who came out of a novel, he turned his head lightly and asked: "I? There shouldn't be a mistake, right?"

The program team began to prepare to pack the equipment, and hurriedly responded: "No, you performed very well."

They? They can even imagine what kind of reaction the Internet will have after the opening of this episode is aired.

Originally, the popularity of Jiangyan has always been high, but now it is estimated that it will capture the hearts of a large number of girls.

...Eh, no, it should be a boy.

Jiang Yan watched the program group finally start tidying up, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, and suddenly his shoulders collapsed by three millimeters.

Sure enough, he is really not suitable for being on camera, holding his body up all the time? Can't relax, is this a human job?When he persisted until the second half, he even felt like a majestic Tom cat.

While thinking about this, Jiang Yan felt that the artists should be paid more.

Suddenly, the phone vibrated, Jiang Yan frowned slightly, took it out and took a look:

[Jiang Peiliang]: You haven't been home for dinner for three days.

[Jiang Peiliang]: Dad is very angry.

Jiang Yan was silent for a moment, his whole face relaxed.

He looked at the two short texts sent by Jiang Peiliang, but he couldn't help smiling idiotically.

No, no!Jiang Yan pursed his lips very vigilantly, suppressed the gushing smile, and turned off the screen, but the smile is like a fart, no matter how hard you try to hold it back, it will eventually come out of your mouth leak out.

The corners of Jiang Yan's mouth could not be controlled to raise slightly, then lowered vigorously, raised slightly, then lowered vigorously, his struggle could not be hidden on his half-smiling face, but his efforts failed, because people with a discerning eye It can be seen that his smile is like an intermittent faucet, but it is very obvious that it should not have a hateful sweetness——

At this moment, he is the emoji himself with blind jb at the corners of his mouth!

When Jiang Yan unconsciously changed his expression crazily ten times per second, suddenly, there was a sound in front of him.

Jiang Yan raised his head suddenly.

Not far away, a young girl stood there dumbfounded. She? Probably the assistant in charge of filming the sideshow, the camera in her hand was still flashing red.

The two looked at each other silently for a second, two seconds, three seconds...

Jiang Yan asked calmly, "Can I cut that part just now?"

Camera assistant: "No, no."

Jiang Yan: "?"

He smiled miserably and turned his head.

...Help! ! !