Sand Sculpture Overlord's thousand-layer routine

Liang Xizhi rushed over after hearing the news very professionally, stepped forward before Jiang Yan was about to faint, and asked, "What's wrong? What happened? What happened?"

With trembling fingers, Jiang Yan could barely speak: "You you you...Look? Look? Look?..."

The camera assistant was very understanding and handed over the screen.

Liang Xizhi's face was solemn, he was ready to fight, and he frowned and looked over.

After three seconds.

Liang Xishi also became the embodiment of the emoji package with the corners of his mouth blind and jb rising, his movements were so large that he almost knocked off his gold-rimmed glasses.

"Little Mr. Jiang." Liang Xizhi took a deep breath and asked, "Are you moving your facial muscles? Isn't that right?"

Jiang Yan doesn't want to talk.

He was really sad for the first time.

Little? The girl is a straight-hearted person. Say no? Just cut it, no? Cut it, and went back to the program group very seriously with the camera in hand. Within 5 minutes, the whole program group gradually produced the phenomenon of human-to-human transmission, and everyone started The corner of his mouth frantically raised his jb, Jiang Yan saw? In? Eyes, pain in? Heart?, tremblingly said: "Manager Liang."

Liang Xishi used the greatest self-control in his life to suppress his smile: "I understand."

After all, in the previous filming, Mr. Xiao Jiang tried his best to create the image of Mr. Ba. He would never?

The camera assistant is a little girl, now? No? I'm making things difficult for her, but after all, this is Xiangjing Entertainment's cooperative variety show, and it's really reasonable to ask for some extras.

But compared to this, Liang Xishi wanted to know something else: "Little? Mr. Jiang."

Jiang Yan didn't want to talk to anyone: "What are you doing?"

Liang Xizhi said: "Do I have something to say? Do you know whether to say it or not? Say it."

Jiang Yan: "Then? Don't say it."

Liang Xizhi asked, "What were you looking at just now?"

Jiang Yan took a deep look at him and said, "Stop talking."

Don't say it anymore, can't tears wrap? Live old.

Look at Liang Xizhi? He left slowly, even his back revealed a little loneliness, and suddenly remembered what Director Jiang had told him before, to send the master tape back to Jiang's house as a souvenir, and the corners of his mouth turned up even more vigorously.

It's not that he played tricks...

That? It was Director Jiang's request after all!

Liang Xizhi smiled without wavering, and walked towards the program group.

On the other side, Jiang Yan returned to the office and turned on the phone screen. The two short messages that Jiang Peiliang sent him were still lying quietly on it.

He stared at it for a while, finally forgetting the episode just now, but began to worry about something new.

How should I reply?

Jiang Yan frowned, Xiao? shook his hand, and typed a string of words in the dialog box:

【busy recently. 】

He scrutinized these five words over and over again, and then performed countless scenarios based on the context. He suddenly felt that it seemed a bit too?

no!delete!

Jiang Yan pursed his lips again, and continued typing:

【Excuse me? I'll be right back tonight! [Happy pig?.jpg]]

He didn't send it right away, but frowned carefully and read it several times, and felt that the tone seemed too frivolous, what if the big brother didn't have a good impression of him?

no!delete!

Jiang Yan frowned tightly. Liang Xishi wanted to pull out the iron to iron it out when he read it. He racked his brains for a short reply. But after deleting and modifying, modifying and deleting again, finally, Jiang Yan combined all the options, and typed in the dialog box three extremely cold words:

【understood. 】

Simplicity is the pendant!What a mistake!

Jiang Yan breathed a sigh of relief and was about to send. At this moment, he heard two pleasant notifications from the phone:

[Jiang Peiliang]: I've been typing for ten minutes.

[Jiang Peiliang]: Are you writing [-] words of impressions in my dialog box?

Jiang Yan: "?"

He put down the phone with a swish, and his whole face flushed red at the speed of a rocket launch.

No? Right, no? Right, no? Yes? I have been typing here for ten minutes, and my elder brother is watching quietly from the opposite side, right? !No? Yes? Are you so free? !

Jiang Yan choked for a long time, but didn't know what to do.

After Jiang Yan finished his psychological training, it was already 5 minutes later. Finally, he picked up the phone like a strong man broke his wrist, and passed the topic very bluntly:

[Appreciation of Human Body Aesthetics]: Then, elder brother, help me tell my dad, don't be angry.

Jiang Peiliang didn't respond to his words, and quickly replied:

[Jiang Peiliang]: Are you coming back tonight?

Jiang Yan paused, as if he had to arrange a meal for the newcomers who recorded the variety show for the first time tonight, so he replied:

[Appreciation of Human Body Aesthetics]: Come back soon.

He sent this sentence, but it was like a stone sinking into the sea. Jiang Yan was holding the phone, his eyes were almost cross-eyed, but he still didn't receive any response.

It wasn't until he felt that Jiang Peiliang might suddenly have something on his hands that the prompt sounded Shi Shiran:

[Jiang Peiliang]: No? Tell me.

Jiang Yan: "..."

Jiang Yan put down the phone in a daze, with a serious expression on his face.

Brother, what does this mean? He is so at a loss.

The variety show jointly produced by Xiangjing Entertainment and Who Yi Company has finally premiered online!

This reality show called "Naughty and Turning" followed the traditional variety show method a long time ago. There is no advanced on-demand, no? Use VIP, the TV station and the network platform broadcast at the same time, and the time is set to officially start at [-]:[-] p.m.

From the several warm-up Weibo posts on the official blog, it's hard to see that the popularity of this variety show is real.

After all, in some variety shows, only the fans of famous artists are in the reposting and comments of the official blog, but this variety show is actually nothing but the scene. Artists who can be called traffic stars, reposting? and comment section Is it full of melons? Is it a big deal and just want to watch? Netizens on the stage, the data can be compared with other variety shows? Comparable? But the proportion of water in this is much less.

It became popular before it was broadcast, isn't it? It's not only because of the turmoil of the termination of the contract between Jingshi and Xiangjing Entertainment, but also because the official blog released the news in advance——

Will Jiang Yan appear in the opening credits?

You know, as an almost amateur, Jiang Yan has a personal Chaohua on Weibo, but even CP Chaohua ranks among the best. Thousands of sauce bones work hard to produce food for him, as many as The ten-member public relations department worked hard to fight the gangsters for him, and it can be said that it was not an exaggeration to come out after a thousand calls.

For example, today, at the very first moment of broadcasting, the program's huge LOGO just appeared, and a long series of dense barrages across the top of the video:

——It's on, it's on, it's on! !Make a bet as soon as the market opens, will the fans of Jingshi and Jiangyan fight?

——Come and see? Our little Mr. Jiang has made his first appearance on camera~By the way, let's look forward to Brother Jiang. I want to see a beautiful person.

——Don’t be hard on the CUE in front, please, Jingshi only appeared in the second phase, Tiantianxia? The navy is bound to suck blood, our Jingshi brother, and the superstar is not? Anyone can rub it! !

——I really want to use the soles of my forty-two size shoes, give you a slap, and everyone who catches you will yell that you bind me and I will suck your blood, so why don't you play SM in public?I will directly report with one click and send you to a small black room for ten to five days of detention

— Grass, the funniest thing is that the report was successful...

It was the usual bloodbath again, but the program crew didn't give the barrage a chance to pinch for too long. As soon as the camera turned, Jiang Yan appeared in the screen.

The young man in the picture is wearing more casual clothes, not the rigid suit in the traditional impression. His hair is a little curly, which looks extremely soft, and his eyebrows are clear. It doesn't look sharp, but rather like The spring breeze is blowing, fresh and pleasant like a landscape painting.

There was a second in the air above the barrage, and before it exploded completely? The talented director team who lacked Dade suddenly split the whole screen into two. The figure who always sits upright.

The barrage was empty for another second before it erupted slowly:

——Good job, I would like to call it the two heavens of ice and fire!

- Can anyone tell me how to turn the right eye? To the left?

——Boss Niu, it’s okay to use a little less hairspray, now? In this way, flies can be on your head, and you can pull a figure skating Axel to do quadruple jumps.

——Understood, I really understand. It turns out that the program group came up with this genius operation because they were afraid of splitting up and the ratings would be hit. I suggest you learn from other variety shows!

There is no harm without contrast, at least in this tragic picture, this sentence is the undoubted truth.

The opening title is not very long, but the average appearance of Scene Entertainment on the left is too good to fight, and the daily life full of fireworks and humanistic atmosphere forms a strong contrast with the right, which even makes people feel Something not? Realism.

After the title ended, Jiang Yan's figure disappeared, and the variety show entered its main topic.

Some people who came to watch the show also shut down the show, but some people stayed on because they were bored. After a while, they unexpectedly became serious.

Xiangjing Entertainment's young artists, although almost none of them have any fan bases, topics or personalities, but their business ability is unexpectedly good; and Xiangjing Investment spends money in it The stage and equipment built at a large price are the icing on the cake, which can completely attract the audience's attention.

Jiang Yan sat on his office chair and carefully watched the first issue. After less than an hour, Liang Xishi knocked on the door and came in.

Liang Xizhi's face showed joy, and he said, "Mr. Jiang, so far, the popularity of the show has exceeded expectations. There are many bloggers recommending it by themselves. The ratings are also the first among the same type of variety shows in the same period. Until now, three companies have submitted requests for advertising cooperation, and the number of topics from artists is gradually increasing..."

After he finished babbling, he saw that Jiang Yan was sitting on the chair? His expression changed, and he hesitated: "Mr. Jiang, is it? I said it too fast?"

Jiang Yan smiled lightly: "It's not bad."

I didn't expect that Manager Liang also has the potential to be a RapStar. Good guy, this speech speed is comparable to that of Hua Shao in the first season of The Voice of China, and it may be even better when he breaks his head.

Liang Xishi suddenly said solemnly: "Boss."

Jiang Yan felt goosebumps all over his body when he called him that: "What are you doing?"

"Our company," Liang Xishi said affectionately, "Maybe it really won't? Will? It's over."

Jiang Yan: "..."

It turned out that Zuo Hufa had shouldered so much alone, and he didn't let go of it until now? Come on!As the head of the sect, he couldn't help feeling a little bit of guilt in his heart.

Liang Xizhi frowned: "Little Mr. Jiang, aren't you happy?"

Not to mention anything else, judging by this momentum, not only will it not lose money, but it can even bring a lot of profits to the company, Mr. Xiao Jiang seems to be motionless, Yun The light wind is light, what kind of courage and determination is this!

Jiang Yan chuckled lightly.

Liang Xishi suddenly felt an unknown premonition.

Sure enough, Jiang Yan suddenly stood up, turned his back, and slowly turned his head, revealing an evil smile that could be seen through hard work: "I said, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully Young people are poor! And this is just the beginning..."

Liang Xizhi: "..."

There was silence in the air, Jiang Yan's pose was swayed for nearly half a minute, he blinked, and suddenly said: "Manager Liang, can you say something?"

Isn't this? Overlord?Isn't this a slap in the face?Isn't this? Abuse of scum?Isn't that cool?

Liang Xizhi was silent for a long time before slowly exhorting: "Xiao? Boss Jiang, you should make good use of your spare time at work. Don't watch? Fight Break the Sky."

Jiang Yan: "?"

was discovered!

He sat down resentfully, and waved his hand, saying, "Let's hold a celebration banquet tonight."

"That's not a problem." Liang Xishi paused, and suddenly said, "But Mr. Jiang, aren't you going back for dinner today?"

Hearing this from his mouth, Jiang Yan was taken aback: "Why did you say that suddenly?"

"Director Jiang asked me." Liang Xishi said with a very high EQ: "Ask if you have been overloaded with work recently, causing some mistakes in your work and rest. He is very worried?"

Jiang Yan recalled that the eldest brother seemed to have said that his father was very angry?

Didn't expect him to be a cheap father? Three big children, still looking forward to returning home like an empty nester all day long; no? Crossing the river and reflecting on it? I, indeed, since the variety show started filming, it hasn't been like going home like before? How diligent.

Jiang Yan paused, and said to Liang Xishi, "In a few days."

When the door slammed, he sighed, feeling a little helpless.

Before, he thought that mother-womb solo was fine, but now that he realizes his feelings for his elder brother, it becomes difficult everywhere, and he is at a loss when getting along, and he doesn't know what to do.

Jiang Yan thought for a while, and swipe the screen aimlessly. When he came back to his senses, he found that he had clicked into Jiang Peiliang's WeChat chat interface, and the last message was still stuck at the "No? Tell me" ? Son, he pursed his lips, and began to poke and beat again.

Jiang Yan wanted to raise his tail and report it. He also wanted to ask his elder brother to see the good news just now. He didn’t have any footage of him, but he was afraid that he would be annoying if he was too passionate, so he cautiously deleted all the sex in the end.

He let out a long breath, and finally swipe his finger to exit the interface——

"Dengdengdengdengdengdengdeng~"

Jiang Yan: "!!!"

Grass.

Press to the video!

Jiang Yan reacted very quickly to lift the phone up, using all his strength to press the hang up button in the middle, but unexpectedly someone was faster than him, and the screen flickered for a moment? After that, Jiang Peiliang was revealed. That expressionless face.

"What? What's the matter?" Jiang Peiliang asked coldly.

Jiang Yan swallowed, quickly raised the phone to the level of his face, and stammered, "No, nothing? It's nothing."

Jiang Peiliang seldom takes pictures, and video recordings are even rarer. He seems to be sitting at his desk outside his work room, his heavy eyes are looking directly at the camera, his face is very close; His dense eyelashes trembled, as if he could touch his cold breath through the screen.

Under such a face-to-face lens, Jiang Pei's cold face still can't find any flaws. On the contrary, it makes people realize that his facial features are amazingly exquisite. He stared, and almost didn't drop the halazi three meters long.

The two were silent for a while, but neither of them hung up, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little delicate.

But as soon as Jiang Yan took Harazi away, he had an idea, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.

Is this just a mistyped video?No, this is an unprecedented opportunity?!

He suddenly coughed, sat up straight to cover up, frowned and brought his face closer, stretched out his other hand, pretending to be groping for something, but unconsciously walked around the phone Pressed the volume button on the side——

Start taking screenshots like crazy.

He's such a little clever ghost!

Jiang Yan snapped screenshots at a speed of ten frames per second, and his fingers were about to dance to clear the shadows, while bringing his face closer, wishing he could put his cheek flesh on the camera, even comparable to the actor He muttered: "Hey, big brother, why is your side a bit blurry, let me see? See..."

Jiang Peiliang paused and frowned slightly.

Frowning looks good too?!

Jiang Peiliang raised his head slightly, his eyes wandering a little.

Does it look good when you look up?!

Jiang Peiliang pursed his lips, with a slightly cold expression on his face.

Even pursed lips look good?!

This is also good-looking?!That? Looks good too?!All look good?!nice?!nice?!

Just when Jiang Yan was having a good time swimming in Jujiele, finally, Jiang Peiliang, who had been silent on the other side of the screen, spoke——

"Are you done cutting it?" He frowned, with a slight blush on his face: "... Keep your face away, it's very noisy."

Jiang Yan: "?"

He swallowed, slowly stopped, put his hands away, and sat upright as quietly as a chicken.

Ah, what a shame, he thought, but seemed to be used to it.

The author has something to say: Low EQ: I added more and haven't finished writing

High EQ: I wrote two chapters of 2300 words, which were merged for the convenience of reading!