song of the wind

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Seven things to open the door: firewood, rice, oil, sauce, vinegar, tea, firewood is really important, even the waste ones have to be grabbed...

Extra Story: The Battlefield of Liqiu

Yunyu: "Boy Qiu, you hang out with Feng Shao every day, don't you feel like a useless jerk?" (Although you don't have the capital to be a jerk anyway)

Li Qiu: "That guy used to eat idle food at my house every day, can't he eat back now?"

Nangong Jue drifted past: "You spent all of my money on food!"

Li Qiu nodded: "It's just right for a son to eat me... Although our young master is not upright, he is a standard proletarian and has no private property of his own (I still have a house and a field! ), I don’t know how to make money, I have nothing in my pocket for a long time, how can I live without being a prodigal? Speaking of my uselessness... (evil smile) That young master can’t get out of bed now, how dare you Say I'm useless?"

Yunyu was furious: "Who cares about you!"

The blood wards off evil and laughs cheaply: "Desires are dissatisfied, desires are dissatisfied! Let me comfort you!" (Looking at Yunyu licking her lips with a smile) Xue Gufan black face: "You whore!"

Yunyu twirled his hands and twisted his head: "I don't want my second child to be poisoned to death by you!"

Blood to ward off evil spirits: "Useless things! Hey! Country boy, do you and your wife just work from morning to night without doing anything?"

Li Qiu: "That's not true! I used to make money to support the waste wood, but now I don't have to support the family, but it takes time to take care of the blind boy's three meals. You know how big his appetite is!"

Everyone: "You don't need to cook, what are you fussing about!"

Li Qiu: "Just handing him food and wiping his mouth is already busy enough. If he is not careful, he will dirty his hands and clothes. Along the way, I will pack his luggage every day, wash his clothes, make medicine and tea, and wash his face in the morning." Combing your hair, putting on clothes and shoes, making your bed and taking a bath at night, isn’t that all done by me?”

Everyone: "Who told you to raise him like a waste wood! When you ignore him, make sure he understands everything!"

Li Qiu: "No way! Regardless of him, he will become a beggar!"

Xue warded off evil spirits and smiled obscenely: "I'll teach you, if you strip your wife naked and don't give him clothes to wear, then you don't have to wash his clothes. It's easy to do things, and he doesn't dare to run around with his bare butt. Sande, do you think this is a good idea?"

Everyone: "Good! Good! What a pervert..."

Feng Xiaoyao coughed dryly, pulled Li Qiu away, so as not to be stained with the perverted breath of blood to ward off evil spirits, and asked: "Young Master Feng, what are you doing when you fight and kill people all day long? Do you turn around immediately when you see the momentum is not right?" Run away and hide away?" (You still slipped pretty fast)

Li Qiu was dumbfounded: "I didn't slip away!"

Everyone: "Did you slip away?! Then where are you?!!!"

Li Qiu strikes: "You all treat me as if I don't exist... Anyway, I'm also the protagonist..."

Everyone: "But it really doesn't exist..."

Li Qiu roared: "Didn't you see that I have been busy?"

Everyone was stunned: "Busy? What are you busy with? I didn't see it."

Li Qiu: "It depends on where you make the call. Calls in the suburbs are different from those in the city or in hotels and restaurants."

Everyone was even more stunned: "What can I do in the suburbs?"

Liqiu: "First of all, pay attention to whether there are wild animals that can't be avoided and killed by the wind and sword energy. The hare and pheasant can be used to roast game for dinner, the fox can be skinned and sold, and the horns and tails of wild deer are also very valuable. ..."

Everyone: "We don't know how to kill a few beasts all year round, why didn't we think of this use!"

Li Qiu: "Roasting wild game is even more trouble-free. You are desperately chopping and chopping all over the mountain. The firewood branches and leaves are all over the ground. Sometimes I don't even need to pick them up. A lot of them will fall in front of me at any time. I will roast them. After the game, I took the time to run to see how much oil and water was on the body of the guy who was killed, and how much gold and silver ornaments were scraped. The venison is almost finished roasting, and when the blind boy smells the venison, he will quickly end the fight and come over to eat."

Feng Xiaoyao: "Amazing efficiency!"

The crowd asked again: "What are you busy beating you in the city?"

Li Qiu: "You are playing in the city, of course you are busy fishing in troubled waters! You fight so darkly, even if you have time to close the shop, you even smash the door, and the goods and money are thrown all over the place. If you don't take the opportunity to touch it You are fools! Anyway, if they have any losses, they will only be accounted for by you!"

Everyone: "Too treacherous!"

Feng Xiaoyao: "So what if you fight in an inn or restaurant?"

Li Qiu: "It's another thing to be busy in a restaurant in an inn. Once you fight, the customers and shopkeepers all run away. I will rush to take the snacks and fruits on other people's tables before the table is smashed. Pack it, if you have a purse, of course you can take it, then hide a chair, then sneak to the shop to touch the most expensive and best tea, make a pot of good tea, and serve it as soon as the blind boy finishes making it Give him a chair, drink tea and eat snacks. When he is full and tired, his eyes will be sleepy. I took the opportunity to drag him into the room to eat tofu as an excuse to heal his injuries. I stripped his blood-stained clothes to find enough money. Don’t you think you’re busy mending the clothes he tore during the fight?”

Everyone nodded: "It's really busy..."

Xue Gufan: "So this kid knows how to pretend to be a pig eats a tiger better than me, and he is the one who knows how to count the most!"

Blood to ward off evil: "But why didn't even me, a voyeur, notice that he was running around at the fighting scene?"

Feng Xiaoyao: "That's right! If he ran around like this, he should have died long ago."

Yunyu: "Maybe this kid is a master, so fast that no one of us can see it?"

Nangong Yiming and others: "Why is the speed so fast, it's an instant transfer! It's amazing!"

Nangong Jue: "What teleportation! It's just that his flat face is so invisible! When you are desperate, will you pay attention to the weeds on the side of the road, the rats and cockroaches walking in the corner?"

Everyone: "Of course not!"

Nangong Jue: "This kid exists just like a weed rat, so you won't be aware of his presence, so naturally you won't bother to greet him!"

Everyone suddenly realized: "It makes sense..."

Li Qiu cried: "You guys are too much, you don't pay attention to people at all..."

"Qiu..." Zuo Linfeng, who had just woken up, was wearing a thin, almost translucent robe, with half of his shoulders exposed, and disheveled black hair, leaning lazily on the door and whispering to Li Qiu.

Liqiu + Yunyu + Xue Gufan instant nosebleed!

Li Qiu flew forward at the speed of light, and before he could hug his wife, he was kicked down by Zuo Linfeng, stepped on Li Qiu's head with that delicate and beautiful bare foot, and ordered in a robber's tone: "These days, what are you doing? How much oil and water you paid! Hurry up and turn it all over to me! If you dare to hide a dime, I will kill your second child!"

Li Qiu screamed: "Hand in! Hand in! I don't have a penny..." Glancing at the scenery of Zuo Linfeng's robe, he held his nose and couldn't continue.

Zuo Lin Feng Huo said: "You are nothing!"

Everyone: "He wants you to kick him all the time!"

Zuo Linfeng was puzzled: "Why?"

Blood to ward off evil spirits: "You don't have anything in your robe? This kid is drooling and nosebleed..."

Zuo Linfeng furious: "Go to hell!" Another kick kicked Li Qiu over, and dragged Li Qiu back to torture him like a brown bear dragging a fish...

Everyone sighed: "A mountain is still as high as a mountain!"

Extra: 2012 New Year Special Edition

"Song of the Wind" enters 2012!Flowers to celebrate....

Feng Shao: "2012? What's none of my business? I didn't take a break, and I'm still killing people in the story." (Turn around and leave)

Everyone thought: (The author would probably be killed if he told the protagonist to go on vacation and not update the article...)

Emperor: "I heard that it is the New Year's Day for foreigners, and everyone takes the opportunity to eat and drink."

As soon as he heard the words "eating and drinking", Feng Shao immediately stopped, thinking: "It seems to be a good day..."

Liqiu: "Do foreigners have red envelopes for Chinese New Year?" (looking at the emperor)

Emperor: "Foreigners don't give out red envelopes and candies for Chinese New Year! I really don't know."

Li Qiu murmured: "The foreign devils are really petty! They even save money for the New Year's Eve!"

Feng Shao: "The one who gives out candies seems to be Halloween, and the New Year is for giving gifts to each other, Your Majesty!"

Embarrassed by the emperor, Li Qiu hugged him: "The blind boy is very knowledgeable, he even understands things about foreigners!"

Feng Shao was annoyed: "Your hand touched there!"

Li Qiu stuck to him and smiled: "Looking for a New Year's gift! Is it hidden here?" His hands searched hard somewhere, and Feng Shao felt weak all over his body.

"I want a gift too! Meow!" Maomao flung herself on Liqiu, "looking for a gift" according to the cooking bowl. Liqiu was almost torn off by Maomao's pants. in a state of extreme danger.

Li Qiu pulled on his pants and screamed: "Maomao! Don't scratch there! There are no presents!!!"

The emperor nodded: "It deserves it, the cat is good, grab it vigorously..."

Feng Xiaoyao stared at Li Qiu who crawled out from under the cat's claws and smirked: "You don't have to give gifts this year, but you have to give red envelopes!"

Li Qiu (blushing): "How...how could it be me?..."

"After begging for a wife, why don't you send red... Wow!!!" (Feng Xiaoyao screaming)

Feng Shao leisurely: "The 'red envelope' is on your head, do you want two more?"

"Xiaoqiu! Take care of your fierce wife...ah..." (Feng Xiaoyao's "red envelopes" continue to increase)

"It's really noisy!" Nangong shook his head, "If I had known earlier, I would have asked Atao to go to P."

"P? 3P, 4P, NP?...."

Li Qiu scratched his head: "Didn't Uncle Fang already...it's 2012 now, not July [-]th...