song of the wind
Chapter 216
.”(The second one was blown away)
He Lan smiled alone and carried Li Qiufei back: "Where did the garbage come from?" (pointing to Li Qiu)
Nangongjue: "Just stuff it in the landfill!"
"'Landfill'! Here you are!" He Lan laughed alone and threw Liqiu's garbage into Zuo Linfeng's 'landfill'. Feng Shao learned how to stomp on the "garbage" like a grandma stomping on a soda can to vent her anger.
Nangong Jue: "Did the old rice dumpling get kicked out by his wife? Come here to hang out!"
He Lan laughed dejectedly: "I was going to hold a New Year's Eve underwear party at Chiling Palace, but Ah Shan found out..."
Blood to ward off evil spirits and smile: "What a "New Year's" Eve! 55555"
The emperor was beaming with joy: "Underwear party! Great idea! I have granted you permission to hold a party in the palace!"
"Good brother!" He Lan laughed alone and shook hands with the emperor, discussing the "big things" of the party while walking away.
"This perverted emperor will definitely regret it after the party." Nangong laughed desperately at the emperor.
Feng Shao: "Why?"
Nangong Jue: "This old zongzi's wine quality is poor. When he is drunk, his relatives will not recognize him. He will go to everyone he meets. The old man next to the emperor will suffer in the back court at any time..."
"Yeah..." Everyone present laughed happily.
Liqiu: "I also know about the New Year, but what is 2012? Why is it not the first day of the new year? Can't 2102 or 5354 be used?"
"this..."
The pedantic Ni Qian held an encyclopedia (an old one) and a magnifying glass in his hand: "This is the way foreigners count years. The year of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth is counted as the first year, and so on..."
The more Li Qiu heard it, the more he didn't understand: "It's none of our business that the garbage man was born? What's so great about the garbage man? Do you want to use him to record the year? Foreign devils really don't understand it!"
Blood to ward off evil spirits: "Maybe the foreign devils are less likely to pick up garbage, and they are old monsters who only lived 2012 years old. Isn't that amazing?"
Li Qiu suddenly realized: "No wonder he is called 'Ye Xu'! If he lives to be 2012, he must be a grandfather shrimp with his beard dragging to the ground!"
Young Master Feng ordered: "What do you care about the foreign devil's father, Xu! Find me a place where foreigners eat a big meal, it's serious!"
Li Qiu had a bitter face: "How did I know that there are devils eating in the imperial capital!"
Nangong Jue knocked Liqiu on the head, and scolded: "Useless stuff! You can't even find a good place for Feng'er to eat during the New Year. How did you treat him in the past?"
Li Qiu immediately became shorter, shrunk his head and twisted his fingers uneasily.Nangongjue roared angrily: "Don't tell me that when he followed you, he would eat sweet potatoes even in the New Year!"
Li Qiu was yelled at by Nangong Jue, and immediately became short again, and whispered in a panic: "Isn't it sweet potato cold rice for the beggar, or abalone's wing belly..."
"Feng'er! You should consider getting rid of this guy!"
Li Qiu (Heavy Blow) continued to shrink himself, Feng Shao reached out and stroked the head of the small version of Li Qiu like a puppy, and said in a low voice: "I love roasted sweet potatoes!"
Li Qiuli immediately took off the curse, shaking his hair, and said proudly: "I won't eat the devil's meal! I'll bake sweet potatoes for you to eat!"
Feng Shao smirked: "Eat the two together, can't you?"
Cat clapping: "Eat together! Eat together!"
Li Qiu looked at the purse, and made a bitter face. He knew Feng Shao's "food power" better than anyone else, and with the addition of a cat, after this meal, he would definitely wash the dishes to pay off the debt.
Nangong Jue smiled confidently: "Don't panic, I know there is a good place to eat foreign food, and you don't have to pay for it!"
Everyone raised their hands enthusiastically: "There is such a good place there! I will go too!"
Nangong Jue: "Isn't it our author's eldest family? She said on the Internet that she would cook a big meal for the New Year..."
Everyone: "Excellent! This guy usually plays us thoroughly! Go and eat her hard!"
Just like that, a pack of wolves came to Alang's house on New Year's Day, and then the house was like a plague of locusts.
"2012 is really the end of the world! The Mayan prophecy really came true... Alas..."
Extra Story: Lunar New Year Special
Lunar New Year Special: "New Year's Eve" and "Lucky Money"
The sky is getting late, lights are lit up from thousands of households, people are laughing and talking everywhere in the big houses and small houses, but the streets are deserted.
During the New Year's Eve, most of the people were having their New Year's Eve dinner around the stove at home, but Zuo Linfeng walked alone in the cold wind, listening to the loud laughter from other people's rooms.
Although more than 20 years have passed, "New Year" is still distant and unfamiliar to Zuo Linfeng.
When he was in Xiaotian Palace when he was a child, he didn't have the concept of "year" and "festival" at all. He didn't know what "New Year" was until after leaving the palace.
However, the New Year still has nothing to do with him...
Regardless of whether it is the New Year or not, he still travels all over the world, either fighting for hegemony or getting drunk and chasing after sex in a brothel, until he lives in Heyuan Town, where there are cheers everywhere and firecrackers are constantly ringing, but he is in the cold wind and snow Lying alone on a street corner in the middle of nowhere, the desolate loneliness that seems to be abandoned from the world is far more unbearable than physical hunger and cold...
"Are you addicted to being a beggar! It's freezing and running to the street to drink the northwest wind!"
Upon hearing this voice, Zuo Linfeng turned around without hesitation and threw himself into the warm arms of that person, and Li Qiu was flattered and hugged him: "Blind boy?"
"Why do you always find me?"
"Grandpa Yue tied our feet with hemp rope (it's red thread!), you can't run away! Hee!"
"nonsense!"
"You always like to run around. If you run around a lot, I will learn how to look for it! Yefeng made delicious hot pot, as well as dumplings and gnocchi. Your father, Maomao, and Yiming boy are all waiting for us to eat when we go back. New Year's Eve dinner, hurry back with me!" Li Qiu took his hand and walked back shoulder to shoulder with beaming brows.
"Maomao! Don't set off firecrackers!" Feng Xiaoyao screamed.
"Meow! They said that firecrackers are going to be set off in the New Year to drive away Nian beasts!" Maomao held an incense stick in one hand and a large handful of firecrackers in the other, squatting on a chair and throwing the lit firecrackers everywhere.
Everyone yelled while dodging: "No one said that firecrackers can be set on the dining table! Our dinner..."
"The Nian Beast! The Nian Beast! Hee Hee..." Maomao screamed and laughed, and used the "flower rain" technique to scatter the fireworks and firecrackers.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" Fireworks were "in full bloom" on the dining table, slices of meat and fireworks flew together, the smoke of gunpowder blended with the aroma of vegetables, the cups, plates and dishes were covered with confetti as red as pepper, and the vegetable juice and soup were sprinkled all over the place. The ashes of gunpowder like crushed pepper are really a magnificent "spectacle" rarely seen in a century...
"It's so tragic!" (Everyone stood in a daze to mourn the heroic sacrifices...)
Everyone's eyes fell on Maomao angrily: "You seem to be more destructive than Nian Beast!"
But the guy who was angered was completely unconscious, and after setting off the firecrackers, he enthusiastically "helped" to post huachun everywhere, and even pasted the famous and ancient paintings on the wall one by one. Smooth sailing", the kitchen posted "Sanyuan Jidi", and the toilets were full of "Business is booming" and "Changman"....
"Second brother! How about sticking these two in your room?" Mao Mao, who was holding a wave spring, was full of energy.
"Post it..." Zuo Linfeng had no strength to discipline Mao Mao, and he couldn't see what was posted anyway.
Everyone saw that Maomao was holding a wave of spring and wrote: "Safe in and out", "New Year's Day (I don't know who added it)"...
Everyone laughed obscenely together: "Very good, you post it!"
As soon as Zuo Linfeng heard the laughter, he knew that there was something wrong with Huichun, and it was too late to think about it. Fortunately, the royal chef in the palace arrived in time and offered food to help (don't ask where he came from...an olive tree??), in short, Everyone wiped off their sweat, finally they don't have to starve together on New Year's Eve more tragically...
Nangongjue, who has a grandson who is full of everything, sees that the Zuo family brothers are already happy, and after eating, they will each hand a big New Year's red envelope.
"We want too!" After a round of snatching red envelopes like a group of sharks snatching food, Dafengshou Maomao asked, holding red envelopes full of hands, "Grandpa, what are these red envelopes?" (It should be called Grandpa, But Mao Mao is used to calling grandpa when he sees the elders, anyway, his family's address is confusing, and everyone has long been too lazy to care about it.)
Everyone was angry: "You don't know what it is, so you are desperately grabbing it!"
Nangong Jue: "This is the New Year's money given to you and your second brother by grandpa. I will put the red envelope on the bed when I go to sleep..."
Before he finished speaking, Maomao raised his hand to answer: "Put it on the bed and crush it, so it's called 'crushing money'!"
Nangong Jue happily stroked the baby grandson and praised: "Well, Mao Mao is so smart! It's full of creativity!"
Everyone fell to the ground...
While Mao Mao went to the flower market with Nangong Yiming and others (the flower market must be difficult), Li Qiu immediately seized the opportunity and quickly dragged Zuo Linfeng, who was blushing with Feng Guoyao, into the room.
"I haven't competed with Yefeng yet! Why don't people drink it!" Zuo Linfeng yelled at the door of the room.
"You guys are drinking! That's called pouring wine! By the time the winner is decided, the room will be filled with wine bottles and jars! I didn't expect that you didn't drink a few glasses at ordinary times. When you fight together, you look like a wild phoenix." Crazy, number one in the world is so good, you can use anything to fight for it?" Li Qiusheng dragged him in, hugged him who was smelling of wine, and sat on the kang covered with brocade quilts.
"Everyone else eats New Year's Eve dinner like this! I want to..." Zuo Linfeng fell on Li Qiu's shoulder, and his tongue grew when he spoke.
"What do you want?" Li Qiu began to lose his mind.
"I want to have a New Year's Eve dinner... I want to order firecrackers and eat rice cake tea
He Lan smiled alone and carried Li Qiufei back: "Where did the garbage come from?" (pointing to Li Qiu)
Nangongjue: "Just stuff it in the landfill!"
"'Landfill'! Here you are!" He Lan laughed alone and threw Liqiu's garbage into Zuo Linfeng's 'landfill'. Feng Shao learned how to stomp on the "garbage" like a grandma stomping on a soda can to vent her anger.
Nangong Jue: "Did the old rice dumpling get kicked out by his wife? Come here to hang out!"
He Lan laughed dejectedly: "I was going to hold a New Year's Eve underwear party at Chiling Palace, but Ah Shan found out..."
Blood to ward off evil spirits and smile: "What a "New Year's" Eve! 55555"
The emperor was beaming with joy: "Underwear party! Great idea! I have granted you permission to hold a party in the palace!"
"Good brother!" He Lan laughed alone and shook hands with the emperor, discussing the "big things" of the party while walking away.
"This perverted emperor will definitely regret it after the party." Nangong laughed desperately at the emperor.
Feng Shao: "Why?"
Nangong Jue: "This old zongzi's wine quality is poor. When he is drunk, his relatives will not recognize him. He will go to everyone he meets. The old man next to the emperor will suffer in the back court at any time..."
"Yeah..." Everyone present laughed happily.
Liqiu: "I also know about the New Year, but what is 2012? Why is it not the first day of the new year? Can't 2102 or 5354 be used?"
"this..."
The pedantic Ni Qian held an encyclopedia (an old one) and a magnifying glass in his hand: "This is the way foreigners count years. The year of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth is counted as the first year, and so on..."
The more Li Qiu heard it, the more he didn't understand: "It's none of our business that the garbage man was born? What's so great about the garbage man? Do you want to use him to record the year? Foreign devils really don't understand it!"
Blood to ward off evil spirits: "Maybe the foreign devils are less likely to pick up garbage, and they are old monsters who only lived 2012 years old. Isn't that amazing?"
Li Qiu suddenly realized: "No wonder he is called 'Ye Xu'! If he lives to be 2012, he must be a grandfather shrimp with his beard dragging to the ground!"
Young Master Feng ordered: "What do you care about the foreign devil's father, Xu! Find me a place where foreigners eat a big meal, it's serious!"
Li Qiu had a bitter face: "How did I know that there are devils eating in the imperial capital!"
Nangong Jue knocked Liqiu on the head, and scolded: "Useless stuff! You can't even find a good place for Feng'er to eat during the New Year. How did you treat him in the past?"
Li Qiu immediately became shorter, shrunk his head and twisted his fingers uneasily.Nangongjue roared angrily: "Don't tell me that when he followed you, he would eat sweet potatoes even in the New Year!"
Li Qiu was yelled at by Nangong Jue, and immediately became short again, and whispered in a panic: "Isn't it sweet potato cold rice for the beggar, or abalone's wing belly..."
"Feng'er! You should consider getting rid of this guy!"
Li Qiu (Heavy Blow) continued to shrink himself, Feng Shao reached out and stroked the head of the small version of Li Qiu like a puppy, and said in a low voice: "I love roasted sweet potatoes!"
Li Qiuli immediately took off the curse, shaking his hair, and said proudly: "I won't eat the devil's meal! I'll bake sweet potatoes for you to eat!"
Feng Shao smirked: "Eat the two together, can't you?"
Cat clapping: "Eat together! Eat together!"
Li Qiu looked at the purse, and made a bitter face. He knew Feng Shao's "food power" better than anyone else, and with the addition of a cat, after this meal, he would definitely wash the dishes to pay off the debt.
Nangong Jue smiled confidently: "Don't panic, I know there is a good place to eat foreign food, and you don't have to pay for it!"
Everyone raised their hands enthusiastically: "There is such a good place there! I will go too!"
Nangong Jue: "Isn't it our author's eldest family? She said on the Internet that she would cook a big meal for the New Year..."
Everyone: "Excellent! This guy usually plays us thoroughly! Go and eat her hard!"
Just like that, a pack of wolves came to Alang's house on New Year's Day, and then the house was like a plague of locusts.
"2012 is really the end of the world! The Mayan prophecy really came true... Alas..."
Extra Story: Lunar New Year Special
Lunar New Year Special: "New Year's Eve" and "Lucky Money"
The sky is getting late, lights are lit up from thousands of households, people are laughing and talking everywhere in the big houses and small houses, but the streets are deserted.
During the New Year's Eve, most of the people were having their New Year's Eve dinner around the stove at home, but Zuo Linfeng walked alone in the cold wind, listening to the loud laughter from other people's rooms.
Although more than 20 years have passed, "New Year" is still distant and unfamiliar to Zuo Linfeng.
When he was in Xiaotian Palace when he was a child, he didn't have the concept of "year" and "festival" at all. He didn't know what "New Year" was until after leaving the palace.
However, the New Year still has nothing to do with him...
Regardless of whether it is the New Year or not, he still travels all over the world, either fighting for hegemony or getting drunk and chasing after sex in a brothel, until he lives in Heyuan Town, where there are cheers everywhere and firecrackers are constantly ringing, but he is in the cold wind and snow Lying alone on a street corner in the middle of nowhere, the desolate loneliness that seems to be abandoned from the world is far more unbearable than physical hunger and cold...
"Are you addicted to being a beggar! It's freezing and running to the street to drink the northwest wind!"
Upon hearing this voice, Zuo Linfeng turned around without hesitation and threw himself into the warm arms of that person, and Li Qiu was flattered and hugged him: "Blind boy?"
"Why do you always find me?"
"Grandpa Yue tied our feet with hemp rope (it's red thread!), you can't run away! Hee!"
"nonsense!"
"You always like to run around. If you run around a lot, I will learn how to look for it! Yefeng made delicious hot pot, as well as dumplings and gnocchi. Your father, Maomao, and Yiming boy are all waiting for us to eat when we go back. New Year's Eve dinner, hurry back with me!" Li Qiu took his hand and walked back shoulder to shoulder with beaming brows.
"Maomao! Don't set off firecrackers!" Feng Xiaoyao screamed.
"Meow! They said that firecrackers are going to be set off in the New Year to drive away Nian beasts!" Maomao held an incense stick in one hand and a large handful of firecrackers in the other, squatting on a chair and throwing the lit firecrackers everywhere.
Everyone yelled while dodging: "No one said that firecrackers can be set on the dining table! Our dinner..."
"The Nian Beast! The Nian Beast! Hee Hee..." Maomao screamed and laughed, and used the "flower rain" technique to scatter the fireworks and firecrackers.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" Fireworks were "in full bloom" on the dining table, slices of meat and fireworks flew together, the smoke of gunpowder blended with the aroma of vegetables, the cups, plates and dishes were covered with confetti as red as pepper, and the vegetable juice and soup were sprinkled all over the place. The ashes of gunpowder like crushed pepper are really a magnificent "spectacle" rarely seen in a century...
"It's so tragic!" (Everyone stood in a daze to mourn the heroic sacrifices...)
Everyone's eyes fell on Maomao angrily: "You seem to be more destructive than Nian Beast!"
But the guy who was angered was completely unconscious, and after setting off the firecrackers, he enthusiastically "helped" to post huachun everywhere, and even pasted the famous and ancient paintings on the wall one by one. Smooth sailing", the kitchen posted "Sanyuan Jidi", and the toilets were full of "Business is booming" and "Changman"....
"Second brother! How about sticking these two in your room?" Mao Mao, who was holding a wave spring, was full of energy.
"Post it..." Zuo Linfeng had no strength to discipline Mao Mao, and he couldn't see what was posted anyway.
Everyone saw that Maomao was holding a wave of spring and wrote: "Safe in and out", "New Year's Day (I don't know who added it)"...
Everyone laughed obscenely together: "Very good, you post it!"
As soon as Zuo Linfeng heard the laughter, he knew that there was something wrong with Huichun, and it was too late to think about it. Fortunately, the royal chef in the palace arrived in time and offered food to help (don't ask where he came from...an olive tree??), in short, Everyone wiped off their sweat, finally they don't have to starve together on New Year's Eve more tragically...
Nangongjue, who has a grandson who is full of everything, sees that the Zuo family brothers are already happy, and after eating, they will each hand a big New Year's red envelope.
"We want too!" After a round of snatching red envelopes like a group of sharks snatching food, Dafengshou Maomao asked, holding red envelopes full of hands, "Grandpa, what are these red envelopes?" (It should be called Grandpa, But Mao Mao is used to calling grandpa when he sees the elders, anyway, his family's address is confusing, and everyone has long been too lazy to care about it.)
Everyone was angry: "You don't know what it is, so you are desperately grabbing it!"
Nangong Jue: "This is the New Year's money given to you and your second brother by grandpa. I will put the red envelope on the bed when I go to sleep..."
Before he finished speaking, Maomao raised his hand to answer: "Put it on the bed and crush it, so it's called 'crushing money'!"
Nangong Jue happily stroked the baby grandson and praised: "Well, Mao Mao is so smart! It's full of creativity!"
Everyone fell to the ground...
While Mao Mao went to the flower market with Nangong Yiming and others (the flower market must be difficult), Li Qiu immediately seized the opportunity and quickly dragged Zuo Linfeng, who was blushing with Feng Guoyao, into the room.
"I haven't competed with Yefeng yet! Why don't people drink it!" Zuo Linfeng yelled at the door of the room.
"You guys are drinking! That's called pouring wine! By the time the winner is decided, the room will be filled with wine bottles and jars! I didn't expect that you didn't drink a few glasses at ordinary times. When you fight together, you look like a wild phoenix." Crazy, number one in the world is so good, you can use anything to fight for it?" Li Qiusheng dragged him in, hugged him who was smelling of wine, and sat on the kang covered with brocade quilts.
"Everyone else eats New Year's Eve dinner like this! I want to..." Zuo Linfeng fell on Li Qiu's shoulder, and his tongue grew when he spoke.
"What do you want?" Li Qiu began to lose his mind.
"I want to have a New Year's Eve dinner... I want to order firecrackers and eat rice cake tea
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