There are always so many people who want to kill me

Welcome to Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, let us go into superstition.

12 years ago, the 26th year of God Blessing, in the cold winter, the side hall of Luochuan Hall.

Wen Xiaoxin, who was only eight years old, took advantage of the flustered and overwhelmed people in the palace, and moved her exceptionally nimble little fat legs into the blood room.The noble lord who has no rank had a difficult labor and collapsed, and gave birth again... such a pair of ominous omens, and no one cares about this place.

Wen Xiaoxin stood on tiptoe and tried her best to look into the cradle that had been prepared for the prince.

In the small cradle, a pair of blood-stained babies slept peacefully hugging each other forehead to forehead.Wen Xiaoxin was not frightened by the blood stains, she just frowned delicately and thought, as expected, his brother was right, babies are so ugly.

Suddenly, the pair of babies who were supposed to be sound asleep opened their eyes, and their strange purple eyes stared at Wen Xiaoxin firmly.

Wen Xiaoxin was startled and fell back, her head hit the ground heavily.

When he opened his eyes again, it was Wen Xin who was on his way to Xianshan. He recalled in a daze that he had grown up, and there was nothing 13 years ago, and he was no longer the one who would be loved by him. Little Baozi, the twin brother who cried in fright, is destined to be fearless, at least on the surface, he is the Ninth Five-Year Lord who is fearless enough.

Xianshan is really called Xianshan, not an adjective, it is just on the outskirts of Huadu City.Zuowangxinzhai, a gymnasium repaired by the late emperor for the national teacher, is located beside Jinghu Lake, a natural lake on the fairy mountain.Xianshan Wu, sit and forget to go out.Overwhelmed by the remaining miles, isolated from the sun.Looking from a distance, the fairy fog is lingering, looming under the refraction of the sun, high and low, and I don't know the east and west.Inside Xinzhai, the corridors are unadorned, the eaves and teeth are pecked high, and the beehives are vortexed.

Wen Xin has to say that he memorized these gorgeous words when he was forced to recite ancient classics when he was a child.

Long before Wen Xin's trip, when the dragon chariot was ready, there were guards riding fast horses to sit on Wang Xin Zhai Tong. After the holy car arrived at the foot of the fairy mountain, the disciples of the national teacher would come to greet him again. The disciples and grandchildren at one point hurried up the mountain to report again.

When it was almost time for Zuo Wang Xin Zhai, Wen Xin sat on the sedan chair and looked at the gymnasium from a distance. It was colorful and had a sacred meaning floating in the air.

The door of Zuo Wang Xin Zhai was open, and the purple-eyed boy Fengshen in a green robe and long black jade hair was handsomely scattered, standing casually and looking into the distance.When Wen Xin's team approached, he stretched out a serene smile like a spring breeze, and stepped forward a few steps, as if drifting, and he was approaching in an instant, with a crisp voice, like a stream hitting a rock: "Brother~"

"Zuo Zhi." Wen Xin got out of the sedan chair and said, smiling, the young man named Zuo Zhi rushed into her arms.

Wen Zuozhi and Wen Youzhi are the names Wen Xin gave to his two younger brothers.It is obvious to all that the first emperor disliked the twins, and even the name was very stingy, "just as if that pair of grievances did not exist" ← the original words of the first emperor.When the national teacher promised Wen Xin to help his two younger brothers, he asked Wen Xin to name his two younger brothers. Wen Xin was only eight years old at the time, so the level of naming can be imagined.

Fortunately, the owner of the name is very satisfied with these two names. The old Qi Zuozhi, who was made a pure prince by Wen Xin, once said to Wen Xin with a cute face: "As long as it is my brother's, I like it. My favorite, the number one favorite in the world."

That was probably the most naive thing Zuo Zhi ever said, Wen Xin thought.Zuo Zhi and You Zhi are 13 years old, they should be innocent and innocent, but because they left the country to practice with the national teacher since they were young, they are a little old-fashioned. , a magical creature with a youthful appearance and vicissitudes of life.

"How are you doing recently?" Wen Xin has always been a considerate and good brother. No matter how unreliable he is, he always works very hard to make himself appear more reliable in front of his two younger brothers.

"It's okay, I just miss my brother." Zuo Zhi said bluntly.

"I just want them to behave more like children of this age. Reliance and smirking are the most beautiful rights bestowed on children and women by the gods." Wen Xin said to Situ Lv when he became the king after he ascended the throne. However, originally his two younger brothers should not be tainted with the world to obtain official titles as people born in the world, and they are still so young, but Wen Xin thinks this is just right, and uses worldly lust to dilute the two younger brothers. breath.

Wen Xin has a lot of weird ideas in his mind, most of the time he is a dick, and a few times...he is still a dick.

"It's because the two of them smile more in line with your aesthetics, right?" Situ Lv pointed out Wen Xin's carelessness bluntly.

The literary and ordinary functions of Wen Xin's body have long been adjusted to zero, and they cannot be restored to factory settings.

The two Wen Xin brothers talked softly, and at the same time they entered the private courtyard belonging to the twins in the studio, dismissed the crowd, and then began to speak some real words between their brothers.

"Why is it you again? Something happened to Youzhi again?" Wen Xin was the first to ask this.

Zuozhi and Youzhi were ordered to die by the national teacher leaving the country because of the saying that the twins were inauspicious, and they could not appear in front of people at the same time.That is to say, when one person is outside, the other must be detained by the departure border and never leave.Even, in order to reduce the panic of the twins to outsiders, no matter who they are going out, they will be automatically rationalized as the elder brother Zuo Zhi, the pure prince.

In other words, the words Laoba, True Prince, and Youzhi have always been sensitive words that have been harmonized and shielded.

The harmonized Youzhi is naturally the most indignant, so he is probably the more aggressive and venomous twin among the twins. He once said bluntly in front of his master: "You old guy should see Are you out of your mind or something? Is it very interesting to deceive your ears? It’s like who doesn’t know that we are not twins.”

Of course, under the background of respecting teachers and morals, the rebellious Youzhi paid a heavy price for this sentence. He spent half a year cleaning and repairing the walls in the deep mountains, without even a bird around him. He really didn't even have a "bird" nothing.

Every time the twins come out, they take turns, which is very fair.Last time Wen Xin came to welcome Zuo Zhi, so this time it should have been the right's turn to come in the name of Zuo Zhi, but unexpectedly it was Zuo Zhi.This made Wen Xin very surprised, for fear that You Zhi would be so deviant that he would offend the duplicity of the national teacher and leave the country, and he would invite him to lock up the small black room with a smile.

Zuo Zhi raised a pair of round cat's eyes slightly, and cried aggrievedly: "Why, am I not good? Brother don't want to see me?"

The silly brother Wen Xin quickly shook his head: "I also really want to see Zuo Zhi, really...don't be angry." Wen Xin knew that he was not a talkative person since he was a child, and he always couldn't express his words. It's okay to be clumsy, but no Be careful and it's easy to make the other party feel unhappy, and he doesn't necessarily know that he has offended the other party.When explaining, I won't say anything nice, I just keep saying, don't be angry.

"Oh, just kidding, brother is still so stupid." Zuo Zhi tilted his head with a sly smile.

Wen Xin raised his forehead, how could he have forgotten that Zuo Zhi, the eldest of the twins, has completely inherited the worst trait of his master's departure from the country - a black belly.If Lao Ba is a firecracker that explodes at one point, then Lao Qi is a sesame-filled glutinous rice ball that is harmless on the outside and hot on the inside, and can burn your mouth if you are not careful.

"You Zhi and Master have gone to retreat, and only I stay with you, brother~ Are you happy, brother? It's rare to be able to live a two-person world with brother~" Zuo Zhi smiled like a fox who got a bargain.

——When I was young, I obviously looked like a kitten, how did it mutate when I grew up? !

"...Who did you learn this strange saying from?" Wen Xin was speechless.

"Ah, you heartless person, you only come to visit him once in a month or two, are you ashamed to care who he contacts with?" Zuo Zhi continued to pounce on Wen Xin's body in various ways, begging to be petted, but he just wouldn't come down.Youzhi said that they were suffering from skin contact hunger and thirst caused by lack of love since childhood. Heart disease needs heart medicine. As an elder brother, Wen Xin is duty-bound.

Wen Xin really had a headache, thinking that if he didn't let his younger brothers go down the mountain to meet normal human beings, they should let the Tai Hospital see their brains together with their master who is like a magic stick!

"Hey, brother, are you unhappy?" Zuo Zhi asked abruptly from Wen Xin's earlobe.

Wen Xin shivered from fright, just as he was shocked when he first met his younger brothers. From then on, when Wen Xin got along with his younger brothers, he occasionally felt that he was from ordinary life. Suddenly jumped to Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio.But to be honest, if it wasn't for Zuo Zhi's reminder, Wen Xin would have almost forgotten the purpose of his trip.

Zuo Zhi, one of the protagonists of Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio, spiraled up Wen Xin's back like a snake, and bloodthirsty frenzy flashed in his bewitching purple eyes. Xin will not see.

Whoever dares to make my brother unhappy for a while, I dare to make him unhappy for a lifetime!When it comes to what it says, it's true.

The author has something to say: It is impossible for Wen Xiaoxin's throne to rely on the general alone, only force suppression is far from enough, not to mention the general has to go out to fight.At this time, the acknowledgment of theocracy becomes very important~ and the relationship between the male protagonist and the twins must not be just because they were ignored by the first emperor, or there are other reasons, as explained in this chapter.Did you guess it? =V=