There are always so many people who want to kill me

A joke is a very subtle thing, and so are ominous remarks.

"Hey, brother, are you unhappy?" Zuo Zhi asked.

"Eh? I haven't said it yet, so how did you know?" Wen Xin thought he was stupid as soon as he finished asking.

Sure enough, Zuo Zhi smiled and said, "Your face tells me all about it."

"It's really... an indescribable statement from a magic stick." Wen Xin does not deny that the departure of the national teacher has played a role in protecting him (Wen Xin was able to ascend the throne that day, in addition to the factors of the clan and the army, it represented the departure of theocracy He also contributed a lot), but he also has to say objectively that in his heart, Departure is a big magic stick, and he has been working tirelessly for so many years to make his two younger brothers also become small magic sticks.

Zuo Zhi, one of the back-up forces of the magic stick, shook his head and Wen Xin said beside him: "No, no, it's because my brother can't lie at all, and he can't hide things on his face."

Wen Xin felt that he should refute it, but...he couldn't find strong evidence to prove that he would also lie and say hell in his day.

"If it's a magic stick's statement, it should be similar to 'Last night, Pindao watched the stars at night, Zhaziwei star was shining, and I was trapped in the southeast, I am afraid that my brother will have similar disasters recently...'

Then, if you say, 'Yeah, I've been having a lot of trouble lately, you're so accurate', I'll listen to you, help you out, and make a little extra money along the way; I’ve been doing well lately, then I’ll say in a profound way, “Immeasurable blessings and longevity, everything depends on fate.” When you encounter troubles, no matter how big or small, you will think of me and ask me to solve it, then I will Will make a lot of extra money. "

The pure prince was teaching the current holy majesty seriously and resolving doubts.

——Wow, what kind of teaching is this.Also, are you really ready to go to the road of no return by fortune-telling and deceiving people on the bridge? !

Wen Xiaoxin... on the other hand laughed loudly, leaning back and forth until tears came out.

Zuo Zhihui had a puzzled expression of "==", so why did he laugh like this.

To be honest, the emperor is also a very poor profession, and the entertainment life of being a loner is actually very little.Song, dance, drama juggling, what else can there be besides this kind of performance that can only be seen from a distance?The courtiers didn't even dare to tell a joke in front of the emperor, which caused Wen Xin's embarrassing situation where her laughter was extremely low.

Well, in fact, Wen Xin herself is not very funny.

And this kind of laughing point directly led to "Wen Xin's rare meeting with people who are not very afraid, the general said a cold joke, Wen Xin was able to laugh so hard that the rest of the people, including the general The general will always look at him with a "←_←" expression" embarrassing situation.

"So, brother, do you want to make a small fortune, or a big one?" Zuo Zhi continued with a serious face.

Wen Xin finally managed to laugh, followed the joke, and replied with a serious face: "Recently, the treasury is empty, and my money is a little tight. Master, can you accommodate me?"

"Come here, hit with a stick." Zuo Zhihui said.

Wen Xin raised his hand, and gave the left one who was still leaning on him and refused to leave his brains: "You are so stubborn, I am ashamed to say that you are a person born in the world, and you will not be polluted by the world of mortals."

"What did the Buddhists say? Money is emptiness, and emptiness is money." Zuo Zhi shook his head, only smiling for Bo Jun.

"Haha, it makes sense, it makes sense. Cough, it's like this. Recently, I've always dreamed that I was killed in different ways..." So and so, and so and so, although Wen Xin clearly knew that he was reborn, but He won't be so stupid as to really tell Zuo Zhi that I have been reborn, and I have been reborn several times, not because of leaking secrets, but if he is not laughed to death by Zuo Zhi, then he is not Zuo Zhi .

After hearing this, Zuo Zhi went against Wen Xin's usual playful smile, frowned, looked at Wen Xin very seriously and said, "Then...do you feel any discomfort after waking up from the dream?"

Wen Xin shook her head blankly: "Except for not wanting to make my dreams come true, I have no other feeling if I continue to die like this."

"It's that simple, call the general back now." Zuo Zhi suggested.

"Eh?" What kind of idea is this, to speed up your own death?Wen Xin couldn't understand.

"Then I will go to the palace to stay with you for a while, and when the general brings someone back, I will personally protect you and kill that demon girl... Demon man, nothing is more real than seeing it with my own eyes, isn't it?" Is it? After that person dies, I will continue to accompany you until the death period in your dream is over, and I will come back." Zuo Zhi replied.

Zuo Zhi, who is just in the second year of middle school, has always adhered to the belief that "in the face of absolute power, all conspiracies and tricks will be meaningless".

"Follow me for a moment? This is too real, heck, it's just a dream." Although Wen Xin really wanted to pack up Zuo Zhi and go back to the palace with him immediately, but... although the left is more than the right Zhi Zhi looked calmer, but the ban imposed by the national teacher on them three years ago was not only for one person on the right, and the ban has not been lifted yet.

"Master is in retreat, he can't control me." Zuo Zhi knew Wen Xin's concerns, waved his hand, and answered boldly.

Regarding the ban on the departure of the national teacher, we have to start from the 35th year of Tianyou more than three years ago, when there was no ban on the left and right.

The emperor's sixth son, Wen Xin, came to pick up his younger brother once a month to go down the mountain to let the wind go. Uh, no, it's time to go down the mountain to play again.This time it was You Zhi's turn, but Zuo Zhi also wanted to go, so Zuo Zhi pretended to be someone else and went down the mountain together, and the three brothers walked hand in hand... The brothel Chu Guan, not for anything else, just for gaining insight.

What happened next?Everyone in Huadu knows that the largest small restaurant is "full and warm", and there is nothing left after burning.

As soon as this incident happened, the whole city was shocked, and the people all clapped their hands and cheered, saying that this thief's den had finally been punished, and all the important officials in the court who liked this were all heartbroken.

Wen Xin felt that this would be something that would hang in the corridor of his life and be proud of him for the rest of his life.Because... that would probably be the most ruthless thing he has ever done, and it would be the thickest stroke painted on the canvas of his life.If this kind of cancer is not cured, it is really hard to dispel the hatred in his heart!Do you think he would easily tell others about being teased by someone as a young lady? !

If things were just over like this, then there would be no stay-at-home order, and the meaty climax is still to come.

I don't know where an evil wind came from, and it took away the seedlings that had only sparks left. The momentum of the spread was uncontrollable, and the fire burned all over the sky for three days and three nights. It was a city-wide disaster, and the losses were immeasurable. Many people have been displaced.

Since then, the rumors of the ominous twins have been completely confirmed, because the worst thing is that the first emperor passed away at that time.

The chaos of the princes broke out.

"This is a matter of karma and loss of merit." The national teacher said to Wen Xin when he left the country and went down the mountain to take away the twins. His voice was the same as before, "Heaven is good for reincarnation, and karma is not good. Sooner or later, His Highness will know. Eliminate it, it will become a big disaster."

As retribution for leaving the country, the twins were banned from going down the mountain in the future, and they had to go to the deep mountain to face the wall, and the twins were even separated for a whole year.Well, the truth is that Zuo Zhi was sentenced to three months for his good behavior, and Right Zhi was sentenced to an additional year and a half for disrespecting his teacher.Wen Xin understood the words of leaving the country in a life of ups and downs and ill-fated life. He wants to atone for his karma. When the sin is enough, when will he change his luck.

Wen Xin thought that the change of luck would be after he ascended the throne, but it turned out that the real retribution was waiting for him here. April 35, the [-]st of April in the [-]th year of Tianyou, was the night of the fire.

But Wen Xin never regretted that he and Zuo Zhiyou teamed up to burn down the thief's den. He only regretted that they were too young and too middle-aged at that time, and couldn't control some irresistible natural external forces at all, so they burned beyond the boundary.After recalling the past, Wen Xin firmly rejected Zuo Zhi's proposal: "You can come during the day, but you have to go back to the mountain at night."

It's not that Wen Xin also believed in the saying that twins are inauspicious, he was just protecting Zuo Zhi in his clumsy way.

Because as long as the left side appears, no matter what bad things happen around people, they will unconsciously associate with the left side.He was fed up with Zuo Zhi being misunderstood by those eyes again, that was his younger brother, not some bad luck god! ,

As long as Zuo Zhi and You Zhi don't appear together, and don't appear at night, Wen Xin can move out of the national teacher's ban to make people shut up!

"Night is the time for assassinations, right?" It's not that Zuo Zhi doesn't understand Wen Xin's protection and kindness towards him, but he really thinks that Wen Xin thinks too much, and he doesn't have the time to care about other people's thoughts. , it is best to scare them to death!

"You can take turns with the general, you are in the daytime, and he is in the evening." Wen Xin's eyes lit up.

Zuo Zhi suddenly lowered his face, but he didn't say anything bad about the general. After all, he didn't have any deep conflicts with the general. It can even be said that the military power represented by the general is still the same as that of the representative of the national division. The theocracy are allies with each other, and they advance and retreat together, and they never say that their own people are unreliable and demolish their own people.

Wen Xin nodded, very happy, because he could think of such a good way to get the best of both worlds.

Putting the general by his side is also to suppress Wen Xin's little doubts about the general in his heart, and to prove... Ah Li is the most trustworthy, how could he doubt Ah Li.

The plan is good, but the reality is cruel.

When Zuo Zhi and Wen Xin were going out together, the young man in the same blue robe cupped his hands at the two of them, and stood firmly in front of the two who were about to leave. ... Cough, people with special status are not allowed.