The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

Time: 16:00PM

Character: Meng Wennan

Venue: Cultural Relics Restoration Room, [-]th Floor, Institute of Paleoanthropology

"Okay, okay, finally finished! I'm exhausted, thank you all. Xiao Wu carefully put this in the sterile room." Professor Chen Chang'an, director of the Institute of Paleoanthropology, took off his glasses and rubbed them With sore eyes, he stretched out his huge beer belly, straightened up and hammered his waist, and after speaking with a smile, he turned around and saw someone who was about to pack his things, and immediately became angry: "Meng Wennan! You brat, What are you doing packing up so early and wanting to leave? You are so beautiful! Keep working obediently, and don’t even think about going home if you don’t catch up with what you left behind yesterday!”

Meng Wennan had no choice but to sit down again, helplessly spread out the collected materials again, and continued to study word by word. Meng Wennan, who started working, was always focused on nothing else, until he felt as if someone was standing beside him, then turned his head and found Colleague Wu Yu was standing by the table. At some point, everyone in the studio had left except the two of them.

"Senior Nan, I made you a cup of coffee. Don't tire yourself out. Teacher Chen has a fierce mouth. You can pack up and go back at 6 o'clock at the latest. Is there anything I can do for you?" Wu Yu said on his face. With a suspicious blush, he put down the cup in his hand and whispered.

Wu Yu is a newcomer who has only been here for less than two weeks. Seeing that Meng Wennan is handsome and stable, he heard that his family background is also very good, and he has already applied for a mermaid. The most important thing is that Meng Wennan has no partner yet!Couldn't help but cast his heart on Meng Wennan, seeing that all his colleagues were gone at this time, he plucked up the courage to strike up a conversation by giving him a drink.

It's a pity, it's a pity, Meng Wennan is a rotten piece of wood that doesn't understand the style, and he didn't notice the beauty's meaning at all, and said briefly: "Thank you, no need, see you tomorrow."

"Oh, remember not to make it too late, see you tomorrow." Seeing that Meng Wennan didn't understand what she meant, Wu Yu turned and left disappointed.

Hearing the sound of "哐——" closing the door, Meng Wennan put down the documents in his hand.

Heaved a sigh of relief, being interrupted made Meng Wennan feel a little annoyed. He glanced at the coffee on the table. Meng Wennan had no intention of picking it up. Although coffee is a common drink, he was born in a noble family, except for milk and tea. Just drink pure water and wine.

Thinking of Mengmeng who was left at home by him again, Meng Wennan looked around and made sure that he was the only one in the room, then turned on the portable computer, selected the data transmission function, waited for him to make a cup of tea, and returned to the room. When he got to his seat, the information he needed had been transmitted.

Opening the file named "Certificate May [-]st", the six familiar video windows appeared again, and I saw Mengmeng in the video was still lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

Couldn't help smiling, and chose to fast forward, Meng Wennan picked up the tea and tasted it while watching comfortably.

Sure enough, Mengmeng did not live up to his expectations. On the day when Meng Wennan was not at home, Mengmeng spent the day like this: After eating a few mouthfuls of fish food with a bitter face, Mengmeng dropped the spoon angrily, climbed out of bed and started Rifling through boxes and cabinets, apart from digging out a few photos that looked like they were from the past, I couldn’t get much out of them. It’s probably not convenient without a mermaid car. Mengmeng just stayed on the second floor obediently today. , but ran to the study next door and picked out a storybook from the bookcase that he had read when he was a child. He watched the video with relish and didn't even eat lunch.

Can read?Meng Wennan raised his eyebrows, and Mengmeng really brought him another surprise. He had read the book "Stories of Ancient China" by heart, and he was sure that it was full of black and white characters instead of interesting pictures. Flipping through the pages, sometimes rolling on the sofa with laughter, Meng Wennan can be sure that Mengmeng is not having a fit but really understands the content above. Although Meng Wennan is very strange, the content of that book is really Is it that funny?

Close the video window, and open a locked file. In the document named "Mengmeng Observation Log", a sentence was added below the original few lines: "Able to read, with elementary reading level, no one teaches."

3010. 5, 2

Time: 07:30AM

Characters: Mengmeng, Meng Wennan

Venue: Restaurant on the first floor of Meng Wennan's home

Yu Ren is very annoyed now!Super super annoying!

Seeing the same muddy paste as yesterday on the plate in front of him, smelling the weird smell of seafood mixed with grass, and looking at Meng Wennan who was eating breakfast slowly and gracefully across the table, his heart became more and more angry. Burn more and more prosperous.

Poached eggs?snort!It's so burnt, it doesn't taste good at first glance!Eat, eat, eat to death you have increased cholesterol!

Bacon slices?Do you know what is keeping in good health?What is a healthy diet?Meat in the morning?Can you digest you!

Bread and butter?You can still eat something so oily and sweet early in the morning, be careful of getting a beer belly, bastard!

milk?I'm so ridiculous, how old are you, little friend Meng?I still drink this thing in the morning, maybe I still want to grow taller, you are already 1.9 meters, brother, if you grow taller, you will wait for the lack of oxygen!

Wiping off the saliva that accidentally flowed from the corner of his mouth, Yu Ren reluctantly withdrew his eyes from looking at the dinner plate on the opposite side, trying to ignore the bursts of sweet smell coming from the opposite side, looked down at the mermaid food on his plate, and forcibly suppressed it. Subdued the urge to flip the table.

Meng Wennan is having a convulsion, definitely a convulsion!

It’s okay to eat this shit mermaid food for myself yesterday, just treat him as working hard and don’t have time to take care of me, since I have time to make delicious food for myself early this morning, why should I eat this rubbish for me!Ever since I cried, made trouble, and hanged myself in order to get a normal diet, I haven't eaten this mermaid food for several months. How can the treatment be reduced back to before liberation today?

I will not die!

After thinking about it, he raised his head and looked at the opposite side, Meng Wennan's food was eating happily, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising, is your food so delicious?

Yu Ren rubbed his flat stomach, even though he hadn't eaten all day yesterday, he still didn't have any appetite looking at the things in front of him.

No, I have to resort to a trick I haven't used for a long time.

Wow ~ wow wow ~ wow wow wow ~

My day!I'm crying so badly, Meng Wennan, you're so fucking laughing!

Meng Wennan felt that he was too slow for not noticing something wrong with Mengmeng before, and he was really ashamed of his No. 1 grade in the reconnaissance class. This little guy Mengmeng is obviously full of flaws, although he seems to be enjoying the food , In fact, he has been secretly observing Mengmeng on the opposite side, seeing Mengmeng staring at the plate in front of him with constipation, and looking at himself with covetousness, he couldn't help but want to laugh, until he saw Mengmeng's face Resolutely raised his head, as if he had made some decision, and then started to use his trump card, Meng Wennan couldn't help laughing out loud.

Uh, no, Mengmeng is angry.

Meng Wennan quickly stopped laughing, and coughed a few times in a disguised manner: "Ahem, ahem, I'm choking. What's wrong with Mengmeng, is there something uncomfortable?"

Pretending not to understand Mengmeng's gesture of pushing the plate to look at himself, Meng Wennan put down the fork, leaned over to hug Mengmeng, and picked up the rag on the table to wipe Mengmeng's tears.

What the hell!It's a rag, a rag!Take it away for me!

Terrified, Yu Ren tried his best to dodge the weapon in Meng Wennan's hand, buried his face in Meng Wennan's shoulder blades, and cried even louder.

Oh, and you can tell the difference between towels and rags. It seems that Mengmeng is a little mermaid who loves to be clean.Meng Wennan thought to himself, and decided to record this in the observation log later.

"Oh, why are you crying so hard? Is there something uncomfortable? This is serious. Should I call Yi Sheng over for a thorough physical examination from the inside out?" Meng Wennan thought I have completely subverted my previous cold-faced image, like a wretched uncle molesting children, deliberately mentioning the physical examination that Mengmeng doesn't like, why do you want to tease Mengmeng when you see a cheating Mengmeng?Of course, Meng Wennan was just thinking about it, and definitely not doing self-reflection.

Sure enough, after Mengmeng heard her words, she cried for a while, and her voice immediately quieted down. After sobbing for a while, she stopped, but Meng Wennan didn't intend to just let Mengmeng go like this: "Ah? Don't cry anymore. ? It doesn’t look like you’re sick, but it’s still difficult not to eat, why don’t you invite Yi Sheng to come over?”

Haha, Mengmeng is so cute. Seeing the person in her arms smiling brightly at herself as if she was comforted by the master, she seemed to be very happy to pick up a spoon and eat a big mouthful of food.

no more!Meng Wennan had to thank his facial nerves for being relatively slow, but even so, he also felt that he couldn't bear it any longer, so he quickly said to Mengmeng: "Mengmeng is so good, it tastes so good, I'm going to work."

After speaking, he immediately took his bag and left, and he couldn't help laughing until he got into the car. If this image of him was seen by someone who knew him well, he would definitely think he had seen a ghost.

After laughing for a while, she couldn't help but turn on the video surveillance. Sure enough, after she left, Mengmeng slapped the food plate in front of her, raised her right hand and stretched out her middle finger, made a strange gesture and then yelled, which seemed to be "" Falk!"?

Rubbing his chin, Meng Wennan thought for a long time, because other people may not understand Mengmeng's gesture, but Meng Wennan has seen it from the remaining documents and images of ancient humans thousands of years ago.

First, in the ancient human period, because the middle finger is the longest finger among the fingers, and its position is in the middle of the five fingers, it symbolizes the male reproductive organs. Showing it to men is an affirmation of masculinity and a successful expression of men. The compliments shown to women are mostly for spiritual pleasure, and they are also disrespectful and provocative to women.When women use it on men, it will be provocative and sexually suggestive.Later, it evolved into an insulting gesture commonly used by ancient Western humans to express contempt for you.

Mengmeng is equivalent to a woman who was responsible for giving birth and nurturing offspring in the ancient human period. When a woman makes this gesture to a man, is she suggesting that to herself?Of course Meng Wennan wouldn't be so narcissistic, but what he was thinking about was where Mengmeng learned this gesture, and he guaranteed that no one had ever done it in front of him.

And what does the phrase "Fack" mean?