The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

3010. 5, 3

Time: 10:40AM

Character: Mengmeng

Location: Study room on the second floor of Meng Wennan's home

"Haha, hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!" Throwing the "Secrets of Ancient Chinese History" in his hand to the ground, Yu Ren rolled on the sofa with his stomach in his arms, and he couldn't help but slammed the soft cushion under him violently. After taking a few more breaths, he stopped the gigantic laughter rippling in the study, wiped away his tears, and sat up rubbing his stomach that ached from laughing.

It's not that Yu Ren doesn't want to maintain his usual image of a deep and innocent man, but that the writing in this book is really ridiculous!

Looking at the pitifully spread books on the floor again, Yu Ren couldn't help cursing: "Fuck the history books, what the hell? Zhao Yun is actually in love with Liu Bei? That's why he desperately protects Liu Bei's wife? The relationship between Liu, Guan and Zhang is full of ambiguity? Cao Cao chased and killed Liu Bei because he wanted to take Guan Yu back? Sun Quan and Zhou Yu are deeply in love with each other, and they cannot be together due to the pressure of status, so they have to marry a pair of sisters for comfort?!

Is this all a joke?

The only thing Yu Ren can confirm now is that even though the catastrophe 1000 years ago destroyed thousands of years of human civilization and took the lives of hundreds of millions of high-level creatures, the army of rotten women is still alive!

Don't ask Yu Ren how he knows the word "rotten girl"?shit!Haven't you heard this saying?A handsome straight man must be surrounded by one or a group of senior rotten women who will try to bend him by any means.

Thinking of the beautiful tablemate who had been instilling such evil words into him since he was in high school, X flower, cucumber, and those evil eyes that stared at him all the time, Yu Ren shuddered fiercely and stretched out his eyes. Slap the book away with your tail!

Time: 12:55AM

Character: Meng Wennan

Location: Single lounge on the ninth floor of the Institute of Paleoanthropology

In the past two days, Meng Wennan has completely watched the cute surveillance video as a series, and wrote down his impressions while watching it. In the current observation notes, there are a few lines written: "Can speak fluently, advanced vocabulary and complex Sentence structure can also be used proficiently. Can read academic articles in pure text, and seem to have great objections to the records in historical books?"

With a beep, Meng Wennan turned off the portable computer, leaned back on the sofa, slowly rubbed his chin with the thumb and index finger of his left hand, put his right hand on the armrest, and tapped his cold palm with his index finger at a leisurely speed. Metal.

Before Meng Wennan just suspected that his Mengmeng was not stupid, but now that the facts are in front of him, Mengmeng is not only not stupid, but also terribly smart!

If you ignore Mengmeng's beautiful tail, Meng Wennan will really feel that her Mengmeng is a person rather than a mermaid.

The information in his hands is enough to cause a sensation in the entire Federation. Since Mengmeng understands 100% of people's language, shouldn't the most direct way to get the answer be to ask Mengmeng in person?

After thinking about it, Meng Wennan decided to continue to observe. The joy of hunting is to find out all the traces of the prey, so that there is nowhere to hide!

3010. 5, 4

Yu Ren, who ate canned mermaid food for a few days, couldn't take it anymore!

This guy Meng Wennan is absolutely abusing pets!

The owner refused to provide it, so Yu Ren decided to turn passive into active.

Grandpa Mao once said: Do it yourself and have enough food and clothing!Even in the future world, Yu Ren must uphold his integrity as a member of XX!Long live Mao XX's quotations!

He noticed that every time Meng Wennan cooks, he takes the ingredients from the refrigerator. He updates the stock in the refrigerator every week, throws the unfinished food into the garbage bag and throws it out. He never counts the remaining food in the refrigerator.

Finally on this day, after repeated investigations, Yu Ren made bold predictions and practiced carefully, hurry up!allow!ruthless!Opened the fridge door... stole a tomato.

It's been out of control ever since...

Bread, tomato, apple...

Meng Wennan looked at Mengmeng in the video, and couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, Mengmeng, although I really don't know how to check the amount of food in the refrigerator, but everyone can find out about your stealing method, okay?

Pretending not to notice is much more difficult than discovering it. The latter is only a test of eyesight, while the former is a test of his acting skills!

3010. 5, 5

Meng Wennan: Mengmeng didn't do anything special, she just turned on the TV and watched TV all day.

Mengmeng: Can you fucking stand this TV?Nima clicked on the social channel, and a silly B reporter came out and said to the camera: "What do you think about the most beneficial sex behavior a few times a week?"

A burly man put his arms around a tall man in his arms and said freely with a hearty smile: "My partner and I have 3-5 times a week. I'm afraid his body won't be able to take it too much." The neighbor smiled, and the burly man's face flushed immediately!You said that Schwarzenegger fell into the arms of Brad Pitt with a shy face, can you watch it, can you watch it!The host of the stupid B-second party continued to ask: "Then what should you do if you really feel it?" The burly man smiled ambiguously at the reporter, indicating that you understand, and said: "I love him so I don't want to force him, Aren’t there still mermaids!”

Aren't there still mermaids?And your ancestor!The function of the emotional mermaid is not only laying eggs, but also a part-time inflatable doll!

Fucking shit TV!Change channel!

Go to the children's channel, fuck me!What's the title of Du Nima? "Prince Charming and the Eight Dwarfs"? "Grey Boy"? "The Little Match Boy"? "The Prince on the Pea"! ! !

Turn decisively!

Go to movie TV channel?I wipe!Two men touching each other on the bed!

Turn again!Variety channel, it looks quite normal, why does it seem to be a blind date show, could it be...?I wipe it and wipe it!The male version of If You Are the One!

If I still turn, I don’t believe in evil anymore!

News channel, there should be no horror content now.

I ri!

"At 14 o'clock this afternoon, under the Century Tower in the former Central State of America, a hundred couples who got married today gathered here, swore, exchanged rings, kissed, and sprinkled flower petals from the top of the tower, forming a romantic and beautiful landscape, best wishes They also bless the lovers in the world! Now please watch the live report of our reporter..."

KAO!Perseverance and never giving up is my motto. I believe that there must be such a pure land waiting for me.

There won't be any moths in this Passion Sports Channel, Yu Ren lay comfortably on the sofa, picked up the apple he just stole from the refrigerator, and started to eat it.

The sports events in the future world have not changed much, but some sports equipment is more advanced, the rules have been changed, and there are more inexplicable competitions, such as the wheel chasing race, but it is still very good to pass the time.

Yu Ren was originally the kind of person who could enjoy watching advertisements with gusto, so he still couldn't take his eyes off some boring live broadcasts of games, but!What is the last point?

The freshly-baked shooting champion took the last shot and grabbed his assistant and kissed passionately on the spot. There were whistles and applause all around!

Me, me, me!

Yu Ren maintained the posture of biting the apple and stared dumbfounded at the sudden scene in front of him, kao!The tongue has been stuck in, so get close to the camera!Whoa, hands!Pay attention to the impact, buddy!

Kao!I surrender, don't watch it!This TV is completely poisoning normal straight men!

May 3010th, 5-May 6th, 3010 Mengmeng was normal, repeated stealing, reading, watching TV, stealing, reading, watching TV...

Meng Wennan turned the warm teacup in his hand, and then raised his left hand to look through the observation diary of the past few days. Obviously, there was nothing to gain in the past two days.

I always think that Mengmeng still has many hidden sides that have not been exposed, but it is not a solution to continue like this, and some means must be used to break the current deadlock.

3010. 5, 8

At 21 o'clock in the evening, Meng Wennan was surfing the Internet on the computer in the study with Mengmeng in his arms.

Meng Wennan: "Hey, every time I turn on this computer, it squeezes out the communication of my portable computer. It's really annoying. Cancel it, so it's convenient for future use."

Yu Ren: (⊙o⊙) Ah! →O(∩_∩)O→～(≧▽≦)/～(inner activity)

3010. 5, 9

Meng Wennan rushed to the research institute quickly, and plunged into his private studio.

(Professor Chen: "Wennan is doing well recently, and he is very active in his work. I like this kind of young people who are down-to-earth and motivated.

Xiao Wu: "Well, I like it too, men who work hard are the most handsome.")

As soon as I sat down, I immediately turned on the computer and selected the function of synchronously displaying surveillance images.

really!

Mengmeng is already sitting at the computer desk!

The prisoner last time was undoubtedly Mengmeng too. Although the previous guesses were certain, seeing my little mermaid sitting in front of the computer with my own eyes still gave me a feeling of being shocked.

Zoom in on a part of the camera, and watch Mengmeng skillfully operate the system, browse the web, and even know how to register an account on the forum and leave a comment!

This is completely out of the category of the mermaid's maximum IQ!

Did my own mermaid retain the memory of being a human after being transformed?

Suddenly a thought flashed across Meng Wennan's mind like a meteor.

This also explains why Mengmeng can understand so many things without being taught by anyone!

If the transformation of the mermaid can retain the wisdom and memory of the person being transformed, Meng Wennan knows what it means to ordinary people, and how great it is to the entire Earth Federation!

Impulsively, Meng Wennan immediately dialed out his father's communication number, but hesitated at the moment of dialing out.

If you tell your father about Mengmeng.

There is no doubt that the father will report to the federal government as soon as possible.

Then, Mengmeng will be naked in front of everyone.

They will even be sent to the laboratory and become existences like guinea pigs.

I thought about Mengmeng's happy expression in front of the computer, and then thought of Mengmeng being fixed on a cold test bench to accept a series of experiments on him by humans.

Meng Wennan's finger couldn't be pressed anymore!

No, you must not let your father know about Mengmeng, not even the eldest and second brothers!It's not that they don't trust them.It's because the second brother has a big mouth, and the eldest brother likes to talk in his sleep at night, so he may inadvertently reveal Mengmeng's secret.

I'm sorry, father, please let me be self-willed for once!

Meng Wennan really couldn't stand Mengmeng being treated like that.He decided to investigate Mengmeng by himself, although the ancients said that fishtails and bears cannot have both.But he just wanted to try it, not only to find out the reason for retaining the memory, but also to keep Mengmeng.

The three-person theater of Yu Ren, Meng Wennan and Universal Dragon Taochen:

"Strange Mermaid"

The second time, Yu Xiaoyu showed off and talked about Song Shichen abusing the right to time travel

Yu Ren gnawed on the apple, and flicked his tail to harass Meng Wennan, who was seriously reading next to him.

Meng Wennan: "Don't make trouble, Mengmeng! Let me finish this paragraph."

Yu Ren leaned over: "Man with a paralyzed face, what are you looking at?"

Meng Wennan: "China has a history of 6000 years."

Yu Ren became interested: "Oh! I'm good at this. What content are you looking for? I'm a living history record. Why look far away!"

Meng Wennan thought about it, and closed the book: "Recently, a batch of cultural relics have been unearthed, which are said to be Song porcelain. I just want to review the history of the Song Dynasty."

"(⊙o⊙) Oh, then where did you see it?" Yu Ren threw away the fruit core in his hand and asked.

"Seeing that Zhao Kuangyin (due to incomplete historical materials, the first generation of survivors oral history to future generations, and Yin evolved into Yin) destroyed the Southern Tang Dynasty in order to get Li Yu (the reason is the same as above), and banned Li Yu from the harem. Zhao Guangyi, the younger brother of Zhao Kuangyin, coveted Li Yumei I will kill my brother and usurp the throne." Meng Wennan said solemnly.

puff--

The flesh of Yu Ren's mouth squirted out: "Which brick writer wrote this book! It's too ridiculous, she must be another rotten girl!"

Meng Wennan looked at the cover: "Yuchen."

"It's so ridiculous! The rotten girl who wrote the historical record, this is blasphemy!" Yu Ren waved his fist excitedly.

Suddenly, an ethereal voice came from outside———

"In the world of Tanbi, anything is possible~"

"(⊙o⊙) Ah! Who, don't play tricks!" Yu Ren jumped into Meng Wennan's arms in fright.

"In view of your slander against the Rotten Girls Organization, and your disrespect to the author of this article, this God will punish you on behalf of Danmei!"

A ray of light flashed———

Great God Chen took back his scepter and smiled triumphantly: "You dare to question my authority!"

Jun Hua: "Brother Chen~ Why are you smiling so obscenely? Are you finally going to stretch out your evil claws on me?"

Yuchen: "..."

Want to know what kind of punishment Yu Ren received?

Please see the next breakdown~

(Thanks to Lord Junhua for his friendly guest appearance)