The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

Yu Ren could hardly bear it anymore!

An idiot face can't hold back anymore!

Now he really wants to punch the person in front of him in the face desperately!

What kind of medicine did this Meng Wennan take wrongly?

After sending away the eldest brother and the second brother, this guy fell into a strange state, how to describe it?

This Meng Wennan has become a big hooligan!

Now this guy is sitting in front of the workbench, Yu Ren is held in Meng Wennan's arms, and a big-eyed doll is stuffed into his arms, while his owner seems to be seriously reading the documents in one hand , but his left hand was placed on Yu Ren's back, stroking from top to bottom and then from bottom to top.

Even though he was wearing a robe, Yu Ren still had goose bumps all over his body.

Grandma's!I grew up so big, even my own mother had never touched me so ambiguously, just when Yu Ren was about to collapse and threw the mentally handicapped doll in his hand on Meng Wennan's face.

He was suddenly attracted by the thing in Meng Wennan's hand.

Huh!Not this one?

Meng Wennan seemed to be concentrating on the information in his hand, but God knows he didn't read a single word!

Mengmeng is so lively!

Hearing what the second brother said, Meng Wennan decided to cultivate a good relationship with his mermaid. He hugged the mermaid in his arms and stroked his back along its fur like stroking his Persian cat. Although the fish in his arms was not a cat, it was an animal. Everyone can understand the kindness of the master, and the mermaid should understand it too.

But this little guy kept moving on his legs like a thorn growing on his butt, so he had to keep stroking and comforting his little mermaid.

Sure enough, although Mengmeng has a restless temper and always twists and turns on her body, she doesn't continue to cry. It seems that what the second brother said is right, why don't you try to sleep with Mengmeng tonight?

If Yu Ren knew what Meng Wennan was thinking, he would definitely swear.

It was all because his attention was attracted by the hand on his back, and he was afraid that this girl would touch something that shouldn't be touched, so he didn't expect to continue crying.

It's so hard to be a pet that annoys its owner!

If you cry, you want to attract the owner's attention; if you don't cry, it is because you are comforted by the owner.

Depend on!Human beings, you have to put gold on your face like this!

Meng Wennan felt that the little mermaid in his arms hadn't moved for a long time, so he couldn't help looking down curiously.

I saw Mengmeng opened a pair of bright big eyes, brushed her long eyelashes, and opened her small mouth slightly. She looked very cute but looked at the archaeological project in her hand with a strange expression. material.

Yu Ren was shocked in his heart, Yu Ren wanted to laugh wildly now, Yu Ren really wanted to grab the pen on the table and draw a bunch of crosses on Meng Wennan's paper!

Oh shit!Seeing a bunch of typos grandly in front of him, the well-educated he couldn't help it!

I saw the following content on the paper that Meng Wennan was looking at intently: The first is the photo that occupies half of the paper.

The first photo is the wreckage of a thread-bound book. The cover has been blackened by water or oil, and the color of the cover can no longer be distinguished. large characters.

The second piece of paper was a torn piece of paper, and the surrounding area looked like it had been chewed by a dog, leaving only a few lines of traditional Chinese characters in the middle: Zhao, Confucius wants to go, but pawn cannot.Dinggong took Confucius as the governor of the central capital, and for one year, the four directions ruled him, so he became Sikong and Da Sikou.Ten years of Xin Chou, land. In the 12th year of Guimao, Zhong You was appointed as the governor of Ji's family, fell into the three capitals, and received his Jiabing.The Meng family refused to fall, and could not be surrounded. In the 14th year, Yisimao, and Wen Guozheng.In March, the state of Lu ruled.The Qi people returned to their daughters to make them happy, and Ji Huanzi accepted it.In the suburbs, you don't have to be arrogant to the doctor. Confucius did it.suitable……

Although Yu Ren was not a liberal arts student, and he didn't know many traditional characters, but the word "Confucius" appeared so frequently on it, and he knew right away that these photos were fragments of "The Analects of Confucius".

In fact, a few photos are nothing, what makes him very embarrassed is actually the so-called archaeologist's interpretation of these lines under the photos: for - preliminary analysis shows that this character is very similar to the ancient Chinese character "bird", it should be The name of a bird.There is the word "kill" in the following text, which should mean to kill a kind of bird.

What the hell?Duke Ding used Confucius as the king of all birds?According to "experts", didn't Duke Ding kill Confucius' bird in the capital?The one behind is Sui Niao Sikong, and Niao Da Sikong?So YD's explanation is the masterpiece of which "calling the beast"?Can your IQ be any lower?

Ze——The font is similar to "Ze" and should be synonymous.

Well, you got one right.

Guimao—Kwai is similar to Kui, and Mao is similar to willow. It should be a pseudonym, Kui Liu, a willow tree name in ancient times.

Not bad, not bad, and you know how to pronounce Chinese characters, but seeing you are so proficient, I'm in pain too!

……

Yu Ren cursed furiously in his heart, but felt that his knowledge was like the vast sea. Compared with these "brick masters", his intelligence was no longer the standard of ordinary people, and he couldn't help but put on a smile on his face. You can't add contempt plus a strange expression of pride.

Just as Piao Piao didn't know why, a soft question came from his ear: "Mengmeng, what's the matter? Do you like looking at pictures?"

Wow!Almost exposed!

Only then did Yu Ren wake up with a start, and he almost failed just now!

He hurriedly withdrew his tangled expression, and put back the idiot face he had become more and more familiar with.

"It doesn't matter, don't be afraid! Do you like to look at pictures? Here are you!" Meng Wennan thought that he had scared the little mermaid, so he hurriedly made amends and handed over the paper in his hand.

Wow!Don't give it to me!I can't help but say the correct answer after watching it again!

Yu Ren hurriedly dodged left and right, but the dead owner was convinced that he liked to look at pictures, so he insisted on stuffing these papers in Yu Ren's hands.

no!I can't go on like this!

There was no other way, so Yu Ren had no choice but to resort to his own trick.

"Wow wow wow~~~" Crying loudly, he tore the documents that Meng Wennan handed over into crisp pieces, and touched the water marks on his face to the wreckage of the documents.

"Hey~ Little Ancestor, how did I offend you again!" Meng Wennan looked at the little mermaid crying out of breath in his arms, brushed his forehead and sighed, wasn't he fine just now, why did he cry again all of a sudden? Yes, it's really hard to bring a child!

At 10 o'clock in the evening, Meng Wennan was watching TV in the living room. The news said that an ancient human site seemed to be found in the area near the sea on the left side of Zhongzhou. I don't know if the archaeological department there will ask his research institute for help. There are many daily necessities left by ancient humans, and I really want to dig them out with my own hands.

Suddenly hearing a rustling sound, Meng Wennan looked back.

It turned out to be my own little mermaid who dived to the bottom of the pool after dinner. I don’t know when it climbed up to the floor, and was dragging its long tail, lying on the ground, with a small head sticking out from the door, looking at the water. I watched with gusto the 56-inch color TV I hung on the wall.

Hehe, what a little mermaid I made, obviously I really like this kind of colorful pictures, Meng Wennan thought self-righteously.

And is Yu Ren interested in pictures?of course not!

Yu Ren wanted to understand the world as soon as possible, and watching the news was of course the quickest and most authentic means.

Wow!How did this thing get up again?I was obviously so careful, how could I be discovered?

Yu Ren watched in horror as Meng Wennan got up from the sofa and walked towards him.

Get your head back quickly, okay! Run back to the edge of the pool within 1 second, and then jump into the pool with a fast and vigorous posture.

Of course, this is just his own imagination.

The real situation is that when Meng Wennan walked in front of Yu Ren, the girl was dragging her long and cumbersome tail with two arms, less than 2 meters away from the hiding place just now, and her crawling movements had nothing to do with her posture , no matter how you look at it, it looks like a bulky big earthworm.

It wasn't until Meng Wennan picked him up that Yu Ren had to accept the fact that he was no longer the athlete who ran 8 meters in 100 seconds.

Sitting back on the sofa with the mermaid in his arms, he looked at Meng Wennan who was expressionless, but for some reason he felt that he was very disappointed. Unable to think of the reason why the other party was unhappy, Meng Wennan simply adjusted his posture and lay down on the sofa, letting The mermaid's entire upper body was pressed against her chest, and she picked up her long and beautiful tail from the ground, placed it on the sofa, and entangled with her legs.

I heard that physical contact can soothe pets' emotions. I don't know if this is the case, Meng Wennan thought so.

Wow!What an ambiguous gesture!

Yu Ren couldn't resist, so he had to silently accept such an intimate posture where his whole body was included in the protective circle of men.

Feeling the slender legs surrounding his tail, Yu Ren felt envious and jealous again.

"Hehe, I'm bored by myself. Look, this is TV. It has a lot of beautiful pictures. The news is not good. How about we watch this?" Meng Wennan tuned a station that he would never watch normally.

Yu Ren stared speechlessly at the stupid pink piggy bouncing around on the screen, listening to the childish dialogue in the cartoon, he really regretted it.

What do I do when I have nothing to do? It's all about finding fault for myself!I want to watch the news, not children's cartoons!

In a daze, it is obvious that Yu Ren, who is already in his 20s at heart, is incapable of liking this kind of cute and childish animation, and soon began to doze off.

Meng Wennan turned off the TV, hugged the mermaid and was about to gently put it into the pool, but for some reason, he just couldn't bear the slippery feeling in his hand, so he retracted his hand unnaturally, put the mermaid in his arms again, and went upstairs with the mermaid in his arms .

Pushing open the door of the bedroom, Meng Wennan hugged the mermaid and walked into the room he never let anyone in, gently placed Mengmeng on the big soft bed, watching the other party rubbing against the pillow comfortably, Meng Wennan couldn't help it. Zhu laughed: "Little guy, you are the first visitor to this room."

The little mermaid on the bed turned over, sleeping defenselessly with her arms spread out, her mouth slightly open, with a look of heartless trust, Meng Wennan shook her head helplessly: "Hey, if you're sober, It’s good to be so good when you are.”

After undressing and climbing onto the bed, Meng Wennan stretched out a hand to hold the little mermaid in his arms, and lifted the quilt to cover the two of them.

"Good night, Mengmeng, see you tomorrow."

With a snap, the steady breathing of the two people gradually sounded in the dark room, and the frequency gradually matched together.