The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

Opening his eyes again, he watched the paralyzed face in front of him make an obviously happy voice: "Mengmeng, good morning." Yu Ren had to admit that he was already very calm.

Except for the first day when he woke up in Meng Wennan's arms and yelled in fright, in the following mornings, when Yu Ren opened his eyes and saw Meng Wennan's face, he was able to calmly accept that he was in the same place when he knew him again. The fact that I slept in the arms of a man for more than ten days for one night.

It's not that he hasn't resisted or struggled these days, but no matter where he hides to sleep, he wakes up still on this big bed, even if he abandons his mermaid water bed and hides at the bottom of the pool, Meng Wennan never gives up and is willing to go back again. Laundry one more set of pajamas and lift him out of the water.While despising himself for sleeping so hard that he didn't even feel like changing the bed in the middle of the night, Yu Ren still felt that Meng Wennan's behavior was completely full.

The body temperature of mermaids is very low, only slightly higher than that of snakes. Although Yu Ren has not figured out the current season, it is guaranteed that it will not be summer.And Meng Wennan is willing to cover the bed with more blankets and embrace the cold mermaid to sleep. Isn't this brain convulsion looking for abuse?

Don't ask Yu Ren why he didn't use the perfect crying method that he had already used!

Can you stand that whenever you cry, a pair of big hands will touch you?Yu Ren can't!

After trial and error, Yu Ren was sure that the tofu on his body had been touched into dried tofu. Yu Ren finally chose the latter between being touched by a man or being hugged by a man. At least he could be hugged as soon as he closed his eyes Putting on a quilt, being touched by a man... Ahem, it's better to avoid it if you can.

On Meng Wennan's side, he was very glad that he had accepted the advice of his elder brother and second brother, and that he would eat and sleep with Mengmeng every day to cultivate a relationship. Whenever he cried, he quickly stroked along his hair. Sure enough, Mengmeng is very well-behaved now. It seems that the previous week The crying is indeed because I am not qualified as a breeder, and I didn't pay him enough attention, which made Mengmeng feel uneasy.Look at how cute and obedient I am now after communicating through my own efforts!Meng Wennan was very pleased that he didn't cry or make trouble.

"Ding dong—master—you have a visitor—" the doorbell rang.

Meng Wennan put down the newspaper in his hand, looked at the little mermaid who had been sitting obediently at his feet, playing with the doll quietly, touched his fluffy head, and said, "I'll open the door, cute and obedient. "After speaking, get up, open the door, close the door, and go downstairs.

good chance!Yu Ren immediately shook off the doll in his hand that was about to be plucked out, crawled to the coffee table where the newspaper was placed, and carefully read the news.

Oh, it turns out that it is April, spring.

Tsk tsk~ The president of the Earth Federation is an old Chinese man, but he looks like a Santa Claus. The smiling person is the worst person to mess with, maybe he hides a knife in his smile.

What?Archaeologists unearthed many cultural relics at an ancient human site in the mountainous area west of Zhongzhou District. Among them, a long black stick buried in the ruins for 1000 years but still intact was found, which is suspected to be a water pipe used in ancient human residences.

My day!Isn't this a flute?You are completely profane art!

Hey, this is interesting!The former American District Police Department has cracked a large-scale criminal case of theft and trafficking of the masterfish. More than 100 main members of the criminal group have been arrested, and three senior members of the group are at large. The former American District Police Department issued the most wanted warrant, providing Personnel information and assisting the police to arrest criminals will be rewarded with 10000 life contribution points and an additional bonus of 50 yuan. The following are wanted photos...

Wow!In the past, it was abduction and trafficking of women and children, but now it is stealing mermaids. Sure enough, vulnerable groups are vulnerable! 10 points can be exchanged for a mermaid, and there is so much money, I don’t know which one can...

"Mengmeng, do you also read newspapers?" A familiar voice suddenly came.

damn it!I was so fascinated by watching it that I forgot to beware of the owners coming back.

As soon as he looked up, he saw Yi Sheng leaning against the door frame with a small box and looking at him with great interest, and behind him was Meng Wennan!

Ruined!Look at your own posture, sitting comfortably against the sofa, holding the two ends of the newspaper with both hands, and staring at the words, it looks like a professional newspaper reader.How could I be so careless!

There was no other way but to resort to a trick.

Yu Ren quickly figured out a way, raised his head and grinned towards the door, hehe let out a few smirks, moved his hands hard, and parted from both sides, the newspaper was torn in half with a "hiss", and then Yu Ren grabbed it. Just put half a piece of paper in your mouth!

"Wow! Mengmeng! You can't eat this!" Yi Sheng quickly dropped the box and ran over, grabbed Yu Ren's hand and rescued the newspaper.

Meng Wennan also quickly followed, grabbed Yu Ren's chin with a dark face, forced the mermaid to open its mouth, stuck out a finger into the opponent's mouth, and beat the mermaid's mouth half wet with saliva The newspaper was picked out, still not at ease, and continued to use his fingers to check if there was any paper that slipped through the net.

Yu Ren's face also turned dark. He understood what it meant to be so fast that he couldn't cover his ears. It wasn't until Meng Wennan touched his mouth up and down several times with his fingers that he came back to his senses!

Lao Tzu was nakedly molested! ! ! ! !

But when Yu Ren finally came back to his senses and prepared to resist, Meng Wennan, who searched to no avail, retracted his fingers.

Count your kid to run fast!Otherwise, I will go all out!

Quickly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Yu Ren thought bitterly, seeing the perpetrator leisurely wiping his wet fingers with newspaper, Yu Ren who knew what the liquid was had to make up his mind to scratch his face with his nails. The impulse of the human skin.

This guy is a dentist, this guy is a dentist, this guy is really a dentist!

The sad Yu Ren can only deceive himself and others like this.

"Mengmeng! This is a newspaper, you can't eat newspapers! Come on, eat this!" Yi Sheng threw away the newspaper in his hand, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, took out something from his pocket and handed it to the mermaid.

Although mermaids are transformed by humans, their immunity is not as good as that of humans. A little bit of unclean things will cause physical harm to them. It was too dangerous just now. You must know that the typefaces in newspapers are poisonous.

"Wennan, how can you put the mermaid here alone, you shouldn't put the newspaper in such a low place, this thing is only liked by the upper class like you, ordinary people like us rarely buy this kind of luxury Adults will get sick if they eat unclean food, let alone a delicate mermaid! You are too careful!" Yi Sheng blamed Meng Wennan who was standing expressionlessly.

Meng Wennan was actually taken aback. It seems that Mengmeng is not only a little lively, but also a little naughty. Fortunately, she didn't swallow it long ago. If they had stayed downstairs for a longer time...

He decided that it would be better not to buy newspapers in the future!

Yu Ren silently held something that looked like a lollipop in his hand. Although he liked to eat desserts, he didn't like this kind of pure candy at all, especially under Yi Sheng's attitude of coaxing children, which made him feel really sad. accurate.

However, he got another piece of information. It turns out that ordinary newspapers in the 21st century have become luxury goods after 1000 years. It is really strange.

"Mengmeng, do you still remember me? My name is Yi Sheng, hehe, uncle is here to play games with you today." Seeing that Yu Ren was holding the candy without moving for a long time, Yi Sheng thought that the other party didn't know how to eat it, so he took it and peeled off the wrapper Just stuff it into Yu Ren's mouth.

day!so sweet!

"Hehe, did you see that? Children like to eat candy. I keep it on me all year round, and it's as effective as coaxing mermaids." Yi Sheng said proudly, and took out a bunch of colorful candies from his pocket and stuffed them on Yu Ren's robe on the pocket.

No way!Don't let them think that I like this thing.

With a bah sound, Yu Ren spat out the candy on the ground and burst into tears.

ah!how so! "Yi Sheng was obviously caught off guard.

Meng Wennan hurriedly embraced Yu Ren skillfully, patted one hand non-stop, and cast unkind eyes on the murderer beside him.

"Hey, I was wrong, it's okay, it's okay, Mengmeng doesn't cry, let's play a game~" Yi Sheng felt ashamed, and hurriedly opened his carry-on box, only to find that in addition to some papers full of pictures, there were some toys that looked like toys. s things.

Yu Ren took the opportunity to stop crying.

Hello!I have stopped crying!I can take back your fucking claws!He also forgot that this trick could not be used easily, Yu Ren was very annoyed.

"Come on, Mengmeng, look at this, so many colors, so beautiful, right?" Yi Sheng used the object in his hand to attract the mermaid's attention, his voice was so sweet that honey could drip out.

Such a handsome face made a coaxing expression of a kindergarten teacher, which completely destroyed the stunning image he left in Yu Ren's mind at first sight.

I saw Yisheng holding a [-] cm long colorful foam board with many shapes hollowed out, including triangles, circles, squares...

Three black lines were drawn from his forehead, without introduction, Yu Ren knew what they were!

Unexpectedly, the preschool education supplies from 1000 years ago are still in use today!

He was put into a small basket in his arms, and without looking at what was inside, Yu Ren knew it must be the hollowed out part of the board.

"Mengmeng, look, play like this." Yisheng took a triangular plastic board, put it on the foam board, and pressed it where it should be. "It's fun~ Let's play together, shall we?"

With mixed feelings, Yu Ren let Yi Sheng grab a circle with his hand and put it into the hole.

"It's very simple, Mengmeng will try it by herself this time." Yi Sheng let go of Yu Ren's hand.

Yu Ren was fighting fiercely in his heart, and he knew rationally that in order to keep a low profile, he should mess up these patterns and fully reveal his imbecile identity!

However, his self-esteem does not allow him to do so!

As an outstanding college student who has been cultivated for more than ten years in the 21st century, how can he even do such a simple thing wrong!

He won't do it, he will never do it!He's not retarded, he's not an idiot!Don't insult his IQ!

Isn't it just that he was found to have a high IQ?Wouldn't it just be regarded as a rare item?Isn't it just giving birth to a man?Isn't it just giving birth to a bunch of men with a car of children!

He gave it up!

Yu Ren ruthlessly picked up the oval-shaped plastic plate, and resolutely pressed it into the square hole with the momentum of going forward without hesitation!

Well, Yu Ren admitted that he didn't breed. Compared with being a sow, he felt that he should continue to be mentally handicapped as a promising career.