The sad life of a mermaid urges surrogacy

"Mengmeng's intelligence, this..." Yi Sheng felt that his shirt was about to be soaked in cold sweat.

The mermaid transformed by him has never had such a low IQ!

Why do you say that?

After Mengmeng pressed the plastic figures into the foam board in dislocations, he threw the red ball into the blue box and the blue ball into the yellow box in the next test project!

After more than a dozen tests, Mengmeng did not get it right once!

There is no need to doubt, the IQ of this mermaid is worse than that of a two-year-old child!

Needless to say, Yisheng's work attitude, every mermaid transformed by him, although there is no too amazing type, but the average IQ is definitely up to 5 years old!It was because of his higher success rate than others that he became the director of the cultivation room of the second mermaid transformation base in Zhongzhou District at the age of 26.

But Mengmeng's current situation has completely demonstrated that the mermaid he personally transformed has failed!

Yisheng's work attitude is extremely responsible, which can be seen from the fact that he still often visits the mermaid in charge for physical examinations when he becomes the director.

But now, Yisheng feels that he is very sorry for Meng Wennan.

30 points, in exchange for such a failure, no one will be happy, Meng Wennan has the right to complain and ask for a replacement mermaid.

Meng Wennan's mood is also very complicated. After all, each person can only have one mermaid at the same time. Scientific research has shown that mermaids with high IQs have higher fertility than other mermaids. Although there is no evidence to prove that mermaids with low IQs will affect fertility, However, the mermaid Xiaohai of the second brother Meng Wenxi has not been pregnant for 6 years since she was brought home, which indeed confirms this guess to a large extent.

Although Meng Wennan likes a free and unrestrained life alone, he still has a very traditional way of thinking when it comes to treating children, and he also likes children very much. The reason why he agreed with his father's suggestion to apply for Yuyu is because he feels that he is already 29 years old. , It's time to have a few children.He is very satisfied with Mengmeng, but thinking that it might be difficult for Mengmeng to bring his own child, he can't help but start to hesitate.

"Well, Mr. Meng, I presided over Mengmeng's transformation operation, and I would like to express my deep apologies to you for this. Do you need to apply for a mermaid replacement?" Yi Sheng was very guilty, and hurriedly put forward his own suggestion.

What?Replace mermaid?

Yu Ren, who was still complacent because he had fooled the two guys, immediately panicked after hearing this.

No way, did I shoot myself in the foot again this time?

No!No one told him that a mermaid has a low IQ and can be replaced!

What happens when he is replaced?Refurbishment?Destroy in situ?

NO!He should not be replaced!

Fortunately, Meng Wennan raised questions on his behalf immediately.

"What will happen to Mengmeng if I apply for a replacement?" Meng Wennan asked after thinking about it.

"Normal applicants need 30 points, but even with the best doctors, the success rate cannot reach 100%, and there will always be some deformed products. This kind of mermaid returned by the owner is called a sub-mermaid, which means There will be such and other defects on the body, which can be used as auction items for ordinary people to bid for. The price ranges from 5 points to 20 points. Although there are defects, ordinary people may not be able to save 30 points after a lifetime of hard work. Points, even if you have accumulated all the points, you may not be able to get the rations in the same order for a lifetime, so why not buy a mermaid next time while you still have the ability to reproduce, a white cat and a black cat that can catch mice are good cats, and most mermaids can reproduce , are still in high demand." Yi Sheng explained earnestly, "People at your level don't know how hard it is for ordinary people to find mermaids. Of course, there is no need to let you know about this kind of thing."

"That is to say, there will be a group of old men vying for Mengmeng?" Meng Wennan heard this, and for some reason, he felt a little uncomfortable thinking that Mengmeng would belong to such a person.

"You can put it this way. After all, young people are still motivated and feel that they can still have an excellent mermaid." Yi Sheng nodded and agreed with Meng Wennan.

A group of old men?

Oh God!You drop a bolt of lightning to strike me to death!

I'm not just throwing a stone at my own foot, I'm digging my own grave!

Whoooo!Can you turn back time, Yi Sheng, take out those retarded things, I will do it again, I promise to be serious this time!

Thinking that he might be sent back, fucked by a wretched old man, and gave birth to a child for him, Yu Ren regretted it to the gut!

Just thinking about going over to snatch Yisheng's small box and playing again, he saw Meng Wennan's eyes cast on himself.

Look, to see Lao Tzu messing around?

Yu Ren immediately put on an idiot face habitually,

After all the poses were done, Yu Ren thought, damn it, at this moment, what kind of idiot is I still pretending to be!If it continues, the owner will change!

Meng Wennan, thinking about replacing Lao Tzu?

You Chen Shimei, who started in chaos and ended up giving up!

If you dare to send me back, I will immediately recite the periodic table of elements!

At that time, I will regret you to death!

He seems to be thinking imposingly, but Yu Ren is actually very disturbed inside. He eats and sleeps well at Meng Wennan's place. Except for some tofu and a cameo as a pillow, Mi Chong's life is very comfortable. He doesn't want to change someone else!

Or, take the initiative?

Yu Ren thought, although he didn't dare to make any abrupt behavior to arouse the suspicion of the two, but it is still necessary to please him properly.

How to please?

Here's the puzzle!

Yu Ren swears that he has never done such a thing in his life!

It's beautiful to ask this young master to please other people!

But the situation is stronger than people, and if you don't let go of your self-esteem, you will be replaced.

Yu Ren had no choice but to rack his brains to figure out how to please his master.

How to do it?How to do it?

I won't!

Although he made up his mind, the inexperienced Yu Ren still wasted a lot of time on making plans.

Until Meng Wennan stared at him, finally seemed to have made up his mind, heaved a sigh of relief, and turned his head to speak to Yi Sheng, Yu Ren was visibly anxious.

NO!Don't make up your mind!Turn your head back to me!

Oh shit!If you go all out, isn't it just pretending to be pure?Who wouldn't!

"Hehe~"

Yu Ren caught the attention of the two people in front of him with a sudden laugh.

Seeing Meng Wennan's gaze returning to him, Yu Ren quickly pulled out a big smile, showing all eight teeth.

Then, as if he suddenly discovered something interesting, he crawled towards Meng Wennan.

The innocent smile that Mengmeng showed for the first time just made Meng Wennan's head stop completely, and his mind was fixed on the moment when Mengmeng showed a cute smile, and the picture of Mengmeng smiling with crooked eyebrows was always in front of him .

Meng Wennan didn't come to his senses until he felt his pants being pulled by something.

I saw Mengmeng lying at her feet, with her head held high and her eyes wide open, she continued to giggle, stretched out her hand to grab her trousers, and wanted to climb up.

Hurry up and hug me, hurry up and hug me!

Yu Ren's face was almost frozen with laughter.

Why be in a daze at this time, it is very hard for me to keep looking up at the sky at a 75-degree angle!

He tugged at the other party's trousers fiercely, and seeing Meng Wennan finally looked down at him, he quickly stretched out his hands in a gesture of inviting a hug.

until finally reaching the goal.

Yu Ren hurriedly smiled sweetly again, pretending to be happy, and rubbed his head against Meng Wennan's neck.

After being coquettish, Yu Ren secretly looked at Meng Wennan's expression again.

He still had a paralyzed face, making it difficult to know what he was thinking.

Depend on!Why don't you express your opinion? I'm already sacrificing my appearance, so I'm still not satisfied?

He had no choice but to keep going, took out the candy that Yi Sheng had put in from his pocket, and handed it to Meng Wennan.

Huh?Still no response?

Peeling off the candy wrapper, he brought the sweet candy to Meng Wennan's mouth.Oh also, stuffed in!

I have taken all the bribes from Lao Tzu, so you must make a statement!

"Wow, Mengmeng is so good, can you give me one too?" Yi Sheng's voice was very close, and his face was also moved in front of Yu Ren, his mouth was still wide open, as if waiting for Yu Ren to feed one too.

screw you!The owner who encouraged me just now changed me, and now I still want me to feed you sweets, you are so beautiful!

Yu Ren didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but thinking that he couldn't let this guy go so easily, he rolled his eyes and laughed a few times in his heart.Put the candy wrapper that you just peeled off into Yi Sheng's mouth!

"Ah bah bah! Mengmeng, you're so mean!" Yi Sheng quickly spat out the candy wrapper, pretending to be angry and making faces at Yu Ren.

Yu Ren hurriedly opened his eyes wide innocently, rolled his eyes with contempt in his heart, but happily patted his hands as if amused by the other party's expression.

"Yi Sheng, forget it, let's just be Mengmeng, he's fine." Meng Wennan's voice finally sounded.

Woohoo!Meng Wennan!I love you!

Yi Sheng withdrew his funny expression, and asked seriously: "Wennan, are you sure? You should know that whether mermaids with low IQs will affect their fertility is something that even us reformers are not sure about. Choose Mengmeng, maybe you can't have children anymore."

Get out of your Yisheng!You really are not a good thing!Do you encourage others like this!Could it be that you can still get a kickback if you change to a mermaid!What are you doing so actively!

Only then did Yu Ren know why Yi Sheng wanted to persuade Meng Wennan to change to a mermaid.

Of course, he absolutely didn't want to give birth to anyone. He didn't feel guilty at all for letting Meng Wennan have no children!Originally, men in his era could not bear children.

Meng Wennan obviously paused, then lowered his head to look at Mengmeng who was playing with his fingers boredly in his bosom, raised his head resolutely, stared into Yi Sheng's eyes, and said in a positive tone: "I'm sure."

Whoooo!Meng Wennan, you are such a good person!

Yu Ren seemed to be having a great time, but in fact he was waiting for Meng Wennan's reply with his ears pricked up, and he was very nervous about his next belonging.

After hearing Meng Wennan's affirmative answer, the big stone in Yu Ren's heart fell to the ground, and then he was overwhelmed by deep emotion: Meng Wennan!You are such a great person!

I was sorry for you before, but I will obediently be a competent pet in the future!

Never intentionally spill water from the sink on wool rugs again!

Don't deliberately spit saliva on your plate when eating!

I won't wipe my snot and tears on you anymore!

I will secretly hide and return your work notes to you!

And the daffodils you keep on the windowsill of the bedroom, I also accidentally broke the roots!Tomorrow, I will pray for those flowers that died before they were born!

Oh, right!And the shampoo in your bathroom last time, I also secretly replaced it with toilet cleaner...

ah!These are small things, even if you find out later, you will not be angry, right?

The past and the past are all clouds and smoke!Anyway, I promise that I will treat you well in the future!