Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

"The current strategy is to retreat and make a decision! The thousand-year record of the fruit of favor...Who dares to offend me? Give it to you, and return it to me ten times! The auxiliary wings are broken, and the Shu Han is in decline...Avoid suspicion and long-term suspicion, So there is no mistake... life and death are life...

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I opened my eyes, then closed them, then opened them again, then closed them again.

The phone is on the floor but I am on the bed, the alarm keeps ringing but I don't remember it, this is the furthest distance in the world.

Today is Friday, a working day, so the alarm will ring on time at [-]:[-], and the lines of the Three Kingdoms Killing are still noisy. After rubbing my eyes, I decided to change the damn ringtone as soon as possible.

The light in the room was almost the same as before I fell asleep. If it wasn't for the constant buzzing of the phone, I would have thought it was night.

I don't sleep honestly. Yesterday I was sleeping with Ye Wen face-in, but now I changed the direction, next to the edge of the bed, with half of my arms hanging outside, and I might fall off the bed if I move a little bit. .

When I moved, I felt weak all over, tired and tired, my waist ached and my back ached. When I thought of Ye Wen’s desperate efforts to toss me last night, my mood was complicated. I turned over and wanted to ask him to blame me, but in the end... …

Ye Wen has always been a solid sleeper, and I have no doubt that he will sleep behind me now, but in the end, all I saw was a bed sheet except for the pillow, and the big living person who should have been lying there was gone.

Probably went to the toilet...

The damn cell phone ringing finally stopped, and I was instantly overwhelmed by sleepiness, and fell asleep as soon as I pulled the quilt.

I don't know how long it took before I opened my eyes again. It was the mobile phone that woke me up, but it was not the alarm, but the phone call.

The first ringtone was heard when I was half asleep and half awake, and it was already past when I lifted the quilt, and then the second and third times, I touched my glasses, and as soon as I sat up, I felt that many parts of my body seemed to be rusted Yes, not very flexible, I looked back before getting out of bed, but I still didn't see Ye Wen.

Stepping on the ground naked, I picked up the phone and saw the word "Personnel" displayed on the screen. I pressed the call button while wondering where Ye Wen went.Just as the call was connected, I felt a heat between my legs...

I fuck.

Ye Wen, did this guy cum inside without a condom yesterday!

I was looking down and frowning at the liquid flowing down my thighs, when a somewhat impatient voice sounded from the other end of the phone, "Hello? Shut it up? Hello? Can you hear me?"

"Well, listen." When I got up, my voice was a little hoarse, and I was walking barefoot to the bathroom to see if Ye Wen was there, and I muttered in my heart, why is the company personnel looking for me at this time?

Oh yes, it's Friday, I don't go to work!After trying to understand the reason, I just wanted to find an excuse for myself when I heard the person say, "Well, where are you now? All right, no matter where you are, come to the company immediately."

There was no one in the toilet, so I looked in the mirror and brushed my messy hair, "Uh... so what, cough cough, I have a cold and a fever, can I ask for a day off?"

With this voice and the state, I really think my words are very convincing, but the other side didn’t buy it at all, "No matter where you are doing now, please come to the company immediately, there is something important."

His attitude was not very good, and I was a little annoyed, "What's the matter, so urgent?"

The voice over there was cut off for a while, and faint murmurs could be heard, and then the cold voice of personnel sounded again, "Please come to the company immediately to go through the resignation procedures, shut it down, you have been fired."

Before I could react, the phone over there had been hung up.

The question marks on my forehead disappeared instantly when I saw the obvious words "Friday, April [-]st" on the screen.

Lie to the employee that he was fired, this is really a trick that personnel can come up with, this guy must be smiling and waiting for me to rush back to the company.

What about Ye Wen?This guy disappeared without a sound. Could it be that he is also trying to mess with me?I clearly said before that I went to the company to punish others together, so why did I fight in the nest?

I walked back to the bed again, and sure enough, I saw a card left on the bedside table, which was written by Ye Wen in delicate handwriting—Guan Guan, Happy April Fool's Day.

I called him, "Hey, Happy April Fools, where are you?"

Ye Wen said: "I'm in the company, come here."

"Hey, good."

I hung up the phone and opened the text messages I received. Okay, there are more than a dozen of them. Some came to remind people not to be fooled.

It's really fun that a guy who doesn't have a name in the address book actually came to join in the fun and confess his love.

I always say "I like you too" directly to this kind of thing, and I can deal with it.

But it’s okay to say that there is no name, and I can’t reply so casually if there is one with a name.

[Guan Guan, in fact, you should also know that I liked you from the very beginning, but I also knew that you didn't mean it, so I didn't say it all the time, although it doesn't make sense to say it now, but I still hope that there will be a beginning and an end, I like you, Then I wish you and Ye Wen happiness]

The name column shows Yang Xiaojiu, and the signature below is Xiaojiu, for fear that I don't know who he is.

The classic fool's confession on April Fool's Day is half-truth, half-false, more true and less false.This silly boy, why did he play this game with others?

I don't know how to reply, so I didn't reply, so I continued to read the following ones, first Wang Yuqing's one, just a few words without beginning or end, "What's the matter?" "Guan Guan, brother, I'm sorry, come find me when you want to chat."

After answering these two with question marks, I forwarded a few of the more creative foolish text messages I received, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Look carefully in the mirror, it’s really a mess, and he said I belong to the dog, Ye Wen, he is the dog, I stamped him, anyway, it’s not too deep, the kind that can disappear in a few days But he was fine, leaving a purple-red mark the size of a fingernail on my chest.

My skin is already fair, so this big seal looks so obvious.

Damn it, when I see Lord Ye Wen, I will give him a bigger and redder one!

While taking a bath while exercising my muscles and bones, I still feel that my waist is sore and my legs are weak. It is really not a good thing to be down there. Think about it, the little zeros I have tossed before are really not easy. I will wait for the next time. Ye Wen did it, I should be more careful with him.

But up and down is really a big problem. I don’t want to be down there anymore. Even after taking a bath, I feel the burning pain in the back, and the pain is not the point. The point is the painful position. In fact, this is not the point. I do not like.

Alas, forget it, I can't think about it, the passage yesterday should be regarded as a compulsory course for Guan Erye to understand the people's sentiments and improve his skills from then on.

After taking a shower and putting on my clothes, I put the card written by Ye Wen into my pocket, touched the box containing the ring, opened the box and looked at the black opal ring to the bedside lamp again and again, I imagined Looking at the way this thing was worn on Ye Wen's hand.

In fact, I should have woken up early this morning, and secretly put it on for Ye Wen before he got up, but who would have thought that he would be so enthusiastic about April Fool's Day, that he would go back to the company by himself?

Put the ring away again, I went out, I wanted to go to the company to find Ye Wen quickly, and also see what prank show he has arranged for today.

When I went down to the lobby on the first floor, I went directly to the service desk and was about to call a taxi for me. The waiter saw me and smiled and said, "Hello, Mr. Guan, do you want to eat?"

I looked at the time, it was past twelve o'clock, I was hungry, but I didn't want to waste time, "No, call me a taxi."

The waiter smiled and pointed his hand out, "Young Master Ye has ordered, the taxi has been waiting for you outside all morning."

Quite thoughtful, "Thanks then."

The waiter said from behind: "Welcome to come next time."

I sat in the rental car, leaning lazily on the back of the chair, not wanting to move, swaying all the way and not being able to fall asleep, I kept thinking about how they planned to punish me.Turning on the phone to read text messages, just saw Wang Yuqing asked "where are you" and wanted to reply that he was on the road, but just typed the word "on the road" and the phone died.

I really doubt that I am the nemesis of mobile phone batteries.

After wandering around for a while, I realized that I was not only the nemesis of the battery, but also had a grudge against Beijing Taxi.

I couldn’t die, I looked up at the front rearview mirror, and just happened to meet the driver’s eyes, okay, when he saw me, he smiled until the corners of his eyes were wrinkled, which made me want to change a car immediately.

"We met again. Hey, we are really destined. I see that you are wearing a good outfit today, and your work is going well, right?"

It turned out to be that unlucky poor-mouthed driver again, I sighed in my heart, and replied: "Ha, there is a destiny, and it goes well."

"I see that your complexion is not very good. Hey, young man, work is important, but don't get tired. Let me tell you, I have a buddy's son. He is just old. He is only 24 years old. Months have just passed away, you said that the young people now..."

He rambled on and on all the way to me, but I had something to do—I was bored to death by him.

When I finally got to the downstairs of the company, I took my wallet and wanted to give him money, but he waved his hand and said, "I've already given it all, and I paid a lot more. You see, I'm honest. If it's someone else, okay? I will definitely charge you more money."

I got out of the car in a hurry, and the driver yelled kindly, "Oh, by the way, what is it today, April Fool's Day, be careful not to be fooled, I was fooled early in the morning, That stinking girl..."

I stayed away from that car as fast as I could, and the road was blocked again today. It was already 01:30, and I thought it was past meal time when I went up. I was hungry again, so I bought a hamburger. He gnawed while walking, and had already finished eating when he got out of the elevator.

After entering the company, he went straight to Ye Wen's office, but turned the handle, but it didn't work, and knocked on the door, but no one answered.

I pulled out my phone, only to realize it was out of battery.

Seeing that there was no one in the office, I scratched my head and turned around, facing the face of Yan Yisheng, the personnel director.

I was looking for someone to ask, so I couldn't miss him when he bumped into me, "Ye Wen...well, our boss isn't in the company?"

"Not here, he's gone home." The way Yan Yisheng looked at me made me very uncomfortable, "Come here, go through the resignation procedures with me."

I patted him on the back, "Ha, come on, happy April Fool's Day, I have something to do with our boss, so I won't play with you guys."

Yan Yiyi stood in front of me, "Do you think I'm joking? Do I look like a joker?"

After thinking about it, this person really doesn't joke much, so I replied, "Oh, not like that."

"Then come and resign with me. You are still within the contract period, and the company voluntarily fired you. Although it was your own fault, Mr. Ye still ordered you to pay you liquidated damages according to the contract." He shook his head as he said, Looking at me with scrutiny, "The company actually signed this kind of contract with you, with such a high liquidated damages."

This April Fool's Day project is also done too realistically, right?I was a little confused, "What's wrong with the contract? Isn't the [-] liquidated damages the same for everyone?"

Yan Yisheng smiled contemptuously, turned around and led the way, "Come with me, why are you pretending to be stupid, there is no one in the whole company who doesn't know about you."

"Hey, where did I pretend to be stupid?" I walked around in front of him, "Please explain to me clearly."

Yan Yisheng's 30-year-old face was full of disdain, "What are you talking about? Don't you understand the resignation process? I don't have the time to spend time here with you."

I got a little angry, "I said, are you putting on a bad face? It's fine, I have nothing to say to you, I'll go find Ye Wen."

Yan Yiyi continued to say: "I said Guanguan, you should also save some face for yourself. When you have a higher salary than others, you work the least overtime and the best food. Now you are fired and you can get [-] liquidated damages for nothing. , What else do you want? Do you continue to pester Mr. Ye and plan to climb up? I really don’t understand what you post-[-]s think, do you think he will see you? How is Mr. Ye private with you and you How did you get into the company? I don’t want to say more, but you should know why you were fired because you secretly sold the company’s designs to your competitors, right? If it weren’t for Mr. Ye, we would be fine. Sue you for stealing company secrets."