Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

Since Saturday night, Yue Chen has been feeding me like a cat.

He first put cat food in dozens of cat food bowls, and then put his special vegetable and chicken mash in the microwave to heat it up. After it was hot, he took it out to cool down, and then he made it for me. Put the noodle soup in the microwave.

Waiting for the temperature of the vegetable chicken paste and noodle soup to be right, Yue Chen came over, placed a stool between the sofa I was sitting on and the TV that was broadcasting the basketball game, and then put the noodle soup on it. The cats squatting in front of the sofa with their heads upturned waited for a spoonful of mashed chicken.

After all these are done, he will go to the kitchen to eat his meal by himself.

Surrounded by a group of cats, I ate white noodle soup that looked similar to cat food, but was actually far less fragrant than cat food. Looking at Yue Chen’s back in the kitchen, I fantasized that what I ate was his My son is eating shredded pork with green peppers.

In this way, Yue Chen ate human food, and I ate cat food. The next day the situation was the same, but the noodle soup was replaced by porridge.

Facing the white porridge, I asked for some pickles, but Yue Chen ruthlessly refused.

Yue Chen rented a piece of land outside the Sixth Ring Road, farming the land and raising chickens, and the chicken coop is still under construction.When I heard that he was about to go out, my eyes lit up, but there was still half a plate of shredded pork with green peppers from last night in the refrigerator.But as the saying goes, extreme joy begets sorrow, maybe it's because my eyes are too bright, but Yue Chen, a cunning old man, immediately saw it.

He directly searched out the leftovers and rice in the refrigerator, and packed them in a lunch box, "I'll take these for lunch, and I won't be back at noon. You can eat the white porridge in the refrigerator warm when you are hungry. Remember to eat it for half an hour after eating." Take medicine later."

I answered him feebly, nestled on the sofa and continued to watch the sports channel.Yue Chen usually doesn't watch TV very much, just like me, he is always in front of the computer every day, so who will watch this TV in the living room?The answer is surprising——

Cat.

In order to enrich the life of the cats, to broaden the horizons of the cats, and to let the cats who live at home every day emancipate their minds and keep pace with the times, Yue Chen will turn on the TV to show the cats cartoons or animal world.

I laughed for a long time when I heard this reason, but the funny thing is that although most cats dismiss the TV, there are really a few of them who will sit on the sofa with me and stare at the TV. The screen looks good.

Eating the same food and watching the same program at the same place, eating the same food, sleeping and waking up, I really can’t tell the difference between me and a cat.

In particular, Yue Chen still confessed like this before going out, "I will lock the door, and if something really happens, you can call my mobile phone. In addition, the vegetable and chicken paste in the refrigerator are made for cats and cats, so don't steal them."

I looked and looked in the mirror, but I couldn't see anything about me that looked like a cat, but since these cats like to cling to me so much, and Yue Chen also raised me like a cat, could it be that I was a cat in my previous life?

It's over, it's over, brainwashed by Yue Chen, after the gastroenteritis is cured, I have to find a job immediately to get rid of this lowly way of life.

After taking Yue Chen's notebook out of the bedroom, and driving away the cats who took the opportunity to occupy my seat, I started to make a resume. Fortunately, Yue Chen still has the materials and pictures of my previous resume, so it's not too much trouble Take effort.

I browsed all the recruitment websites I could think of, and after sending out countless job applications, I had nothing to do, so I dug out the toys to amuse the kitty.These more than 20 cats took turns teasing, from one-on-one to three-on-one, and finally all the kittens surrounded me, and I had to surrender.

When Yue Chen came back, I was lying on the sofa and taking a nap, and I didn’t know how many cats were crushed by the heavy weight on my back. Winners and losers, this is what happened when I provoked them. The scrupulous cats, after being teased by me all afternoon, became familiar with me, and surrounded me one by one with shameless faces, unable to be driven away.

Yue Chen came over, "It looks like you get along well, the cats really like you."

I pushed away a three-flowered cat that was scratching my hair with its paws, and sat up yawning, "Oh, I beg you, you must be talking about cats when you are with them every day, you, tell these cats to stop They haunted me, let me tell you, they pressed on my chest when I was lying down and sleeping, making me dream of boulders on my chest, I chased it several times, and they left at that time, but as soon as I fell asleep they came again I’m back, so I can only sleep on my stomach.”

Yue Chen smiled, and said hello to every cat that came to him, "Have you asked for leave from the company because of your illness?"

"..."

"Please take a leave of absence, stay here for a few more days to nourish your stomach before leaving... Otherwise, I will cook vegetable and egg flower porridge for you in a while, make more, and take home if you can't finish it."

"Then what, I don't need to ask for leave, haha, I'm looking for a new job." I couldn't resist my hunger after eating porridge, and I ate a big bowl at noon. As soon as I woke up, my stomach felt empty, so I stood up and planned to heat it up first. Rice porridge.

"You resigned?" The expression on Yue Chen's face was full of dissatisfaction with me.

"Uh..." I was thinking about how to say this. After all, there is still a big difference between being fired and resigning. After holding back for a while, I made a compromise, "Yes, I quit."

Judging by his expression, I knew that he didn't intend to just let me go. Considering the following topic, I immediately strode towards the kitchen, but I was still a step too slow, and was dragged back by Yue Chen, "The bird leftover , you don’t treat me as a brother now, do you?”

This is serious, I was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Yue Chen's expression, it didn't look like he was joking at all, of course, there was almost no joking expression on his paralyzed face, when he laughed it made people shudder, It was even more frightening when I was so straight-faced, and I hurriedly said: "What's the matter, we are good buddies for life, what are you thinking?"

Yue Chen pulled me into his bedroom, opened the window, lit a cigarette and threw me a cigarette, "A good buddy for a lifetime? You don't even ask yourself how many things you have kept from me, you just Do you treat me like a buddy like this?"

"Ah..." I lit the cigarette, and just halfway through the first puff, Yue Chen snatched the cigarette and put it out, "I forgot that you are still sick."

The cigarette was confiscated just after being aroused, I scratched my hair, rubbed my nose, rubbed the back of my hands, and after a while, I pulled up a stool and sat down, "Who doesn't think of you as a buddy anymore? Just these two things," I took a deep breath, "first, I broke up with Ye Wen, and second, I quit my job. There is nothing else."

Yue Chen stood by the window and let out a puff of smoke, "Then are these two things related?"

I understood what he wanted to ask, and smiled at him, "Think about it, I broke up with my immediate boss, so it's meaningless to continue working, right? Don't you understand that?"

Yue Chen came over and put his hand on my shoulder, "Okay, since you don't want to talk about it, I won't ask any more questions, and you won't listen to me when I tell you many things, but you will learn a lot from a pitfall, and you should have experienced it yourself. Longer memory, Guan Guan, you are not a child anymore."

"Oh, I got it, don't worry, I've already got my resume and sent it out today, and I'll find a new job soon. I'd better go back and live. It's convenient for me to interview and so on."

"The resume just sent out today has an interview?"

"Uh...nope."

Yue Chen put out the cigarette, and dragged me to the kitchen, "Before you recover completely, you can only eat porridge and noodle soup. Since you don't have a job now, it will be easier. Just wait for me."

"Uh...then can I apply to change the vegetable and egg drop porridge into preserved egg and lean meat porridge?"

"No."

"You can't get enough of vegetable leaf porridge!"

"If you want to eat something else, get well soon."

"Ah yes, I'm going to see if there is any reply to the resume I sent out, and my mobile phone, I forgot to charge it! Maybe a company has already called me to arrange an interview!"

I first charge my phone, then turn on my computer to read my emails.There are dozens of unread emails in the mailbox, but none of them are related to work.The mobile phone is much more lively, and the text message keeps ringing as soon as the phone is turned on.

Wang Yuqing sent seven or eight messages asking me about my situation, and I replied that it was fine. Yang Xiaojiu said that he was working hard to make money recently, and he should be able to pay me back part of it soon. I replied that he was not in a hurry, and there were some messy and boring text messages I deleted it directly, and finally saw Li Qiang's, and there were several messages in succession, all asking me to call him back when I saw the text message.

So I dialed him directly, "Brother, what do you want me to do?"

"You are finally willing to find me. I have called you countless times in the past two days, and you have turned off your phone... Are you okay?"

"Since it's senior brother you called me, it should be me asking you, is there anything wrong?"

"Well...it's not convenient to talk on the phone. How about going out for a meal when you have time? Of course, it's a treat for the senior brother. You can choose where you want to eat."

"Heh, brother is rich and powerful now, the new studio is doing pretty well, right?"

Li Qiang's voice stopped for a while, and then he sighed, "You know that, right? I know you must complain about me, so I came to your door to complain to you. If you have anything to say, just do it." Said, I know I’m sorry for you, so I want to make up for it now. Let me tell you, the men’s clothing studio I’m building now is my own, and I’m completely in charge of who I want to invite. As assistants, we brothers and sisters will do it well together. To be honest, senior brothers didn’t know that it would become like this at the beginning. I brought you into the company just to appreciate your design... Well, the past is over, we have to look forward, right? I know you may not like to listen to what I say now, but finding a job is not easy, how about it, brother Put the words here, my studio, you can come anytime, I will never treat you badly..."

I interrupted him, "Okay, Lord Qiang, I wish you great success, and I won't be too high-ranking here."

After hanging up the phone, I went into the kitchen to watch Yue Chen cook porridge.

For the next week, I was forced to eat porridge by Yue Chen.

In fact, by the third day, I no longer had diarrhea or stomach pain, but Yue Chen didn't do anything else except porridge every day, I ate it and he ate it with me, which made me feel ashamed to complain.

I thought I could get out of the sea of ​​suffering by finding a job, but no company took care of me for a week, so I tragically ate all the porridge in my life, such as preserved egg porridge, minced chicken porridge, boiled beef porridge, pumpkin porridge, barley porridge Mango lily porridge makes me sick whenever I see rice.

After a week with great difficulty, on Monday, I finally answered a call from a clothing company. When I heard that it was a call about an interview, I was so happy when I thought that I could finally go back to live and bid farewell to porridge. , but reality quickly shattered me.

It’s true that the other party is a clothing company, and it’s true that they need to recruit designers, but after a long time of meaningless conversations, the person suddenly changed his tone and whispered to me: “I’ve been talking for a long time, what do we mean? Should you understand?"

I thought to myself that this was nonsense for a long time, and the devil understands what you want to say, but the situation is stronger than others, so I said in a very humble tone: "Understood, what you said has benefited me a lot."

But no, I talked for five or six minutes, and it must have been thousands of words. I was stunned that I didn't mention a single point, and I didn't mention a word about the salary of the position, and I couldn't get around it.

The other side laughed, "I knew Mr. Guan was on the right track, you see, then let's explain it clearly."

"Ha, tell me." It's time to say it.

"We know that...Mr. Guan, like us, thinks that the entire clothing industry, including the clothing design industry, especially the original design, should develop more friendships between companies to achieve mutual benefit and learn from each other. So, you If you have designs and sample clothes from the previous company, if you want new styles that have not been sold to other companies, why not consider bringing them to our company, let’s exchange ideas and work together to make progress.”

"What do you mean?"

"Haha, it's definitely not a white exchange. Your coming is equivalent to giving a lecture. Let's pay the class fee according to the market standard. We will pay as much as you charged before. Is that okay?"

I hung up the phone directly, and I couldn't breathe for a long time.

Hold!It's been more than a week, and I have submitted more than n resumes, and I just answered this phone call, and I still want to buy the stolen design from me!

Afterwards, I received several calls, none of which were reliable, and one of them even told me directly: Mr. Guan, although you are applying for a designer job, given your previous performance... we think this position is not suitable. You, but now the delivery department still needs manpower, I don't know if you are interested.

I was so angry that I almost dropped my phone.

What a hero.

Unknowingly, after half a month at Yue Chen's house, after my stomach recovered, I went to work with him to build the chicken coop during the day.To be honest, Yue Chen had a good job before, with a monthly income of more than 1, and he was not tired. I really don't understand why he went to the countryside to raise chickens and farms, but since he is a good buddy, he decided that I would Definitely support, I can't help you with anything else, as a fancier who has always been interested in environmental art during college, it's okay to study the details of construction and decoration with him.

In fact, living in the urban-rural fringe area is quite good. Every meal with Yue Chen is delicious, and we get along more and more harmoniously with the cats. The fly in the ointment is that although it is quieter here than in the city, I I still can't sleep well every night, and I can't remember many things during the day, which doesn't mean I really forgot.

Days went by day by day, and it was not work that brought me back to the city from the suburbs, but a phone call from Luo Yue, calling for help.

"Guanguan—ahhh! You have to help me, you must help me, no one can help me except you, ahhh!" It's been a long time, this girl hasn't changed at all, come up Just growl at me.

But I was glad to hear her voice, "You crazy girl, what's the matter?"

"Ah! I knew it, Guan Guan dear, you are the best!"

"Speak the key."

I clearly heard the sound of Luo Yue breathing in, and was immediately bombarded by her noise——

"Guan Guan! You come to be my boyfriend! No! Promise! Reject! Reject!"