Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

This was definitely the worst lunch I've ever had in my life.

Including me, a total of eight people ate around the table. Except for Luo Yue, everyone exuded an unfriendly aura. I felt that I was a weasel who accidentally fell into the chicken coop. Put chicken feathers on myself, but except for the smallest chicken, the other six reject me like... like chickens reject weasels, so obvious.

Especially the only rooster in this group, Luo Yue's father, Mr. Luo Haihai, compared to those aunts who commented on me, he played his life to put vegetables in her daughter's bowl and chatted with a group of people. Just ignore it Me, it made me feel like I couldn't stay any longer.

Father Luo has an ability. When he wants to talk to you, even if you write "I don't want to hear" on your face, he can still talk, and there are endless topics to talk about.But if he doesn't want to talk to you, no matter what you say, he can pretend that he can't hear you, and no matter how I approach him with a toast under Luo Yue's instigation, he will never look at me.

Just like the positive pole of a magnet is facing the positive pole, as soon as I walked around in front of him, he would turn his eyes away calmly, or bring food to relatives, or bow his head to eat, or whisper to Luo's mother.

After finally surviving the meal, Luo’s father put down his chopsticks and went out. Watching Luo’s mother and a few aunts clean up the dishes, I lamented in my heart, this meal is equivalent to not eating!

Braised eel in brown sauce, octopus, kelp and pork belly... Sigh, I tried to make friends with Luo's father, but it didn't work out, what a loss.

Luo Yue pulled me aside who was sighing, and asked in a low voice, "I mean, you know my father? How did you offend him?"

Hearing this made me angry, I pinched her nose hard, "You have the nerve to ask!"

"Why are you so embarrassed, oops, let me go! Your uncle, your nose fell off!" She rubbed her nose, which was red from being pinched by me, "My father is famous for his good temper, you must have provoked him .”

I hugged her and scratched her, "Keep acting, you bitch, it's not your fault that your father is like this!"

"Hahaha, haha, don't, stop scratching, fuck you! Let me go! Hey!"

Before Luo Yue jumped the wall and attacked my second child, I let her go.After she finished laughing, she made a face at me, "Hey, let's pass Renren, Guan Guan, you are the most handsome man in the whole grade, the cutest and the biggest belly in my mind! This little thing is nothing."

"Fuck you, I won't jump into the fire pit next time even if you say God." I took out the cigarette case and stuffed it back when I thought it was at Luo Yue's house, "Okay, I've eaten my meal too. The parents have also met, can we go?"

Luo Yue tugged at my arm, "Don't buddy, my brother is working overtime today and won't be back until six o'clock, why don't we see each other before leaving?"

"Aren't you really planning to match me and your brother?"

"Hey, let's kiss each other more. Let me tell you, my brother looks like my mother. You have seen my mother too, isn't it beautiful? So you really don't plan to see my brother?"

I just stayed at Luo Yue's house until the evening.

The reason is not because I want to see his brother so much, but no matter how good a man is, I don't want to get entangled with Luo Yue's family. The real reason why I can't leave is Luo Yue's aunts and aunts.

After whispering to Luo Yue, the dining table outside had turned into a mahjong table. Luo Yue directly pressed me on the stool, took out my wallet from my pocket, and declared war on everyone, "Tell you, my boyfriend is God of Gamblers!"

As a result, the "God of Gamblers" Guan Erye faced the three aunts and lost all the money in his wallet.

Because I have no money here, so mother Luo fills in the vacancy and fights again.

Aunt No. [-] said: "Xiao Yue, go and get some fruit for your boyfriend."

Aunt No. [-] said: "I think Guan Guan is a pretty good kid, he respects his elders, and he must have given way to playing with us on purpose."

Aunt No. [-] and No. [-] just laughed and said nothing.

Mother Luo said, "Yueyue, go wash an apple for Guan Guan to eat."

In the kitchen, I held out my empty wallet and reached out to Luo Yue. Luo Yue hummed a little tune, then patted me on the back, and whispered: "Not bad, my dear, I got them all done so quickly. , I knew you could do it."

I hit her on the head with my wallet, "You're welcome, I bought it with money, sir, it's more than 400 yuan!"

"Okay, okay, you're stingy, I'll treat you to my meal tonight, let's go out for a drink and eat skewers?"

Not long after I lamented and packed the empty money back into my pocket, the legendary brother Luo Yue came back.

"This is my brother, Luo Li." When Luo Yue introduced me, she almost grinned from ear to ear.

Luo Li stretched out his hand towards me, "Hello, Sixi Luo, stand upright."

I shook his hand, thinking:

1 This guy's name has a homonym, Luo Li, Luo Li, no wonder he is busy telling me which two words it is, it is probably a habit that dies hard.

2 When they met at home and shook hands, the people in Lao Luo's family were really abnormal.

3 Luo Yue is right, his elder brother looks really good, very good.

It's a very clean and beautiful one. It looks like something out of a Japanese and Korean idol drama. The skin is thin, the eyebrows are light, the lips are pink, and the hair is thin and yellowish.No wonder Luo Yue thinks that his brother is gay, and his looks are really suitable for being a zero.

But... after leaving home, I told Luo Yue, "You think too much, your brother is probably straight."

Luo Yue looked surprised, "Can't you? I showed his photos to many sisters, and everyone said he must be curvy, and once, they had a dinner in the hospital, oh yes, my brother is a nurse, a male nurse Who is a normal man as a nurse? Just based on this, he is also suspicious. Moreover, he drank too much at the dinner party. One of their doctors sent him back. I just saw him downstairs, and his actions were ambiguous. .”

I lit a cigarette, "If he is, I can't see it?"

"There are always times when you look away."

"No, anyway, I can't find the same kind of feeling from him, but you said that there is a doctor who is having an affair with him. You can get a dozen little notes in half an hour."

"It's a success, I'll take him to a gay bar when I'm free." Luo Yue said and sighed, "It's a pity, I wanted to match the two of you, you two look really good for each other."

"Okay, you, it's unlucky enough for you to be gay in the family, why do you still want to push your brother into the fire pit?"

"Let's forget it." Luo Yue stretched out her hand to stop the taxi, "Let's go and treat you to dinner, you didn't eat much at noon, did you? You're so timid, my father can't eat you."

"Okay, I'm timid, okay, where shall we eat?"

After Luo Yue pushed me into the car, she got in and said to the driver, "Master, Guijie."

After burying my head in eating twenty skewers of pork tendon and drinking three bottles of beer, I felt comfortable all over.He also completely forgot the useless air he suffered at Luo Yue's house during the day.

Luo Yue usually talks a lot, but now he can't finish after drinking a little wine. While knocking on the wine bottle with chopsticks, he told me storytelling. Now he is talking about three heroes and five righteousness. Aside from the surprised looks that the people at the table next to me cast over from time to time, I think it's very appropriate to hear this when eating skewers.

When she finally said "I want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down", I was busy interjecting to prevent her from continuing.

"Then what, how is your wife doing recently? Where did she go to work?"

Luo Yue gave me a very strange look, then picked up the wine bottle and started drinking again.

After finishing a bottle, she hiccupped loudly, laughed twice, and said, "It's over, I don't have a wife."

"I'll go, can't I? You and Su Ling..."

"Ahhh! Don't mention that dead woman! I have been with her for three years, three years! She actually said she would go home!" Luo Yue grabbed my shoulder hard, "You said that these ps are all What the hell is going on? Ah? In fact, all ps are twins, right? The day before was fine, but the day after that she suddenly told me that she wanted to go home with her grandma. Pooh! She is going back to find someone to marry Already!"

I separated Luo Yue's paw from his shoulder, "Okay, don't get excited, didn't you tell me to go home with grandma?"

Luo Yue lowered her head, and it took a long time before she raised it again, her face was full of grievances, her mouth was as ugly as it could be, her eyes were red, she hugged the empty wine bottle, "I have slept with her for three years Ah, three years! Do you think I don't want to believe her? Okay, say her grandma is not in good health recently, she wants to go home, go back, let her go, except that she called me the next day to say she was safe When I got home, I never contacted me again, and my phone was turned off immediately when I called her."

"Isn't it? How long have you been unable to contact me?" I patted Luo Yue on the shoulder to comfort her.

Luo Yue lied on the table like a fool, and poked the edamame on the plate with a bamboo stick, "It's been a month since she left, oh, it's been a month!" She poked hard, and then put The pierced edamame was picked from the bamboo stick, peeled and put in the mouth.

"Can't contact anyone for a month? I'll go. Nothing will happen, right?"

"What could happen to her? Maybe she's already married and got a certificate and she's even pregnant with a baby! I called her landline, and her mother answered. I asked her where Su Ling was. You know what she said What? Went out shopping with my boyfriend! Fuck! It’s only been a few days, she’s only been back for a few days, and she caught up with a man, no wonder she had to answer my phone call!” Luo Yue threw her arms around my shoulders and beat my back, "Guan Guan, how the hell do you think Su Ling can do this? Huh? She was fine the day before, one day later, she went home, and two days later, okay, she found a man, and even said Don't even tell me..."

At this time, I can only comfort her, "Okay, isn't it a woman? Let's find another one after this one is gone. I remember that there is a girl in the Ceramics Department of our grade who is lesbian. How about I ask you for the contact information. ?”

Luo Yue got down from me and opened a beer, I took a bottle of hers, she held the bottle and touched it with me, "You guys are fucking animals that think from the lower body, you know what you are, you just, those Although there are many girlfriends, have you ever been in a relationship? Hmm? No, find another one? Oh, I won’t look for it anymore. I’m not interested in other women. Will get married, Guan, do you know how difficult it is to find a p who can accompany you to the end? Do you know? Forget it, come and do it."

After she finished speaking, she blew on the bottle. Ordinarily I should stop her. Now that Su Ling is not here, if she starts drinking crazy, no one can stop her. But after hearing what she said, I just want to be with her I have no idea about bottle blowing at all.

After going back and forth, the two of them each drank two more bottles. Adding the previous ones, they drank a dozen wines in total.

Luo Yue started to make trouble, she jumped over and sat on me, hugging my neck, "So, Guan, are you still single right now?"

I took a drag on my cigarette, "Well, I'm single."

Luo Yue snatched my cigarette and took a puff, but she choked and coughed, "Ahem, so I'm single too, since you're single and I'm single, let's just get married and forget it, with, with you Said, my sister is willing to marry you, definitely you are burning incense in the fucking ancestral grave."

I pushed her down from my body, "Fuck you, uncle, who the fuck hurts to marry you like this."

In the end, I couldn't control my strength well, and pushed Luo Yue to the ground. When she got up, she grabbed the edamame shells from the table and threw them at me, "Fuck you! How dare you push me!"

I saw that my best suit was messed up by her, and I couldn't help but also grabbed the peanut shell and threw it on her head, "Fuck you!"

"Fuck you!"

"Ball!"

"You fucking impotent dick!"

"You goddamn..."

The two scolded each other, scolded and scolded, they both sat on the ground without knowing what was going on.After pointing at each other and laughing for a while, Luo Yue raised her hand to touch the beer from the table and handed me a bottle, then she held the bottle and propped her chin on the mouth of the bottle, suddenly fell silent.

I touched another string of meat tendon from the table and ate it. After taking two bites, I felt heavy. It was that girl Luo Yue who leaned over again. I was about to push her away when I heard her voice was wrong.

Her shoulders were shaking, holding the wine bottle tightly in her arms, she suddenly looked up at me with tears on her face, "I miss my wife, fuck it! I miss her! What good do you say about that damn bitch? ? Ah? But I just miss her."

I was busy touching tissues to wipe her tears, but she wiped the tears on my sleeve, and said while sobbing: "Guan, I love my wife, I just love her! No one can do it, it has to be her, what do you think I should do? She doesn't want me anymore, what do you think I should do?"

I wiped Luo Yue's tears, and coaxed her with kind words after wiping, "It's all right, don't cry."

"My daughter-in-law doesn't want me, why don't I cry?"

"Hey, if you cry too much and get wrinkles, it will be ugly."

As a result, Luo Yue cried even more fiercely, "You, you are the only one, the only one who is ugly!"

If I can't be soft, I can change it to be hard. I knocked her on the head, "Aren't you a motherfucker? Aren't you just going home to find a man? You're not going to chase after the man and knock her over and then snatch her back? Luo Yue, you idiot! Big idiot! There's no use in crying! If you cry again, your wife will really give birth to a baby!"

This trick still works, Luo Yue suddenly stopped crying, and nodded vigorously towards me, "Good buddy! It's done!"

"Dry!"

I just did it like this, even if I can't stand the alcohol, I started to feel confused afterwards, and I only had a vague impression of how much I drank and how I paid the bill when I got home.

When I woke up, I had a splitting headache, my eyes were swollen and my throat was itchy, and my whole body was weak.

Rubbing my eyes, I was so frightened that I woke up instantly, and I sat up suddenly, only to realize that it was a cat staring at me just now, a cat with pure black and green eyes.

Behind it, there is pure white tortoiseshell dark gray...

I'll go, why am I at Yue Chen's house?