Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

When I woke up, I thought I had encountered the demolition office.

The door of the room was smashed with a "bang bang" sound, and when I heard the sound, I knew it was not knocked with hands, but kicked with feet.Because of this characteristic and destructive way of calling the door, even if I was not sober, I could guess who the owner was at the door.

Luo Yue.

I yawned and got out of bed. The moment I opened the door, I saw a black shadow flashing in front of my eyes. Immediately afterwards, I was knocked back a few steps. The impact was so sudden that I almost fell over.

"Guan—long time no see! Your uncle, you don't miss me, and you don't know how to play with me! Fuck, you deserve to be so fucking short!" She hung on my body, holding my neck with one hand and the other He rubbed my hair, and kissed my forehead after speaking.

Fortunately, I have known Luo Yue for not a day or two. I have long been used to her convulsions without warning. What's wrong with being scared.

I adjusted my glasses very calmly, and then pinched Luo Yue's waist, "Fuck you, are you sorry? I haven't even organized a class gathering after graduation."

"Okay! Organize! How about we get together tomorrow?" Luo Yue jumped off me, from the time I entered the door to now, I can see her clearly.

This guy still has curly hair, but it's long. There are two fluffy buns on the back of his head. He looks very cute with bangs. If you don't look at her clothes, just look at her face and hairstyle, she looks like a high school student. of.

I tugged the knot on her head, "You think Ban Ju is shopping for vegetables, and you come as soon as you say it, but you still can't speak your mind."

Luo Yue chuckled, and slapped me on the chest with such force that those who didn't know would think that I was seeking revenge.

She pushed me into the toilet, "Are you just getting up? Hurry up, shit, pee, take a shower and shave! We're going home for lunch this time, don't dawdle, it's already 09:30!"

"Why do you have to rush for lunch?"

"My dad is free in the morning, and it's time to go out after dinner. Isn't this in a hurry to show him a look? Hurry up, get up, and I'll point at you to give me a face, the seventh eldest aunt in the family Eight aunts are waiting to see."

I picked up my toothbrush, "Fuck, that's not what I said before. Didn't I just show up and pretend that your boyfriend met my parents? Why are there seven aunts and eight aunts?"

"Ha, hey, isn't it my mother? When I heard that I was going to bring a man home, okay, I was so excited, as if I had never seen a man in eight lifetimes. I made a lot of phone calls in a blink of an eye, and it was useless for me to object." Well, those relatives have been waiting to see you for almost a year, can you not be excited..."

"Hey wait," I interrupted her in the middle of brushing my teeth with a mouth full of foam, "what's going on for almost a year? Don't you have something to hide from me? I How do you feel that I told you to cheat?"

Luo Yue is petite and cute when she smiles. She is the kind that makes people feel protective when they look at her. Of course, the premise is that she doesn't speak.

She laughed in a rough voice that didn't match her appearance, and began to pick my clothes, "You f*cking brush your teeth so slowly, hurry up, brush while washing, save time!"

After all, I was learning how to dress. Before I finished speaking, she stripped off my upper body and began to take off my pants.I have never seen Luo Yue as a girl. It was common for me to go out to sketch and sleep on the same bed. I didn’t feel uncomfortable when she took off my pants, but I felt a little unreasonable when she continued to take off my underwear after taking off my outer pants. up.

"Hey, sisters, just look in the mirror and you will know how obscene your actions are now." I patted her on the head.

She stopped, but she still stared at the bulge on my underwear, touching her chin while watching, "This visual inspection is not accurate, please don't be stingy, let me take a look." She said and wanted to pick again, I took a step back, "Okay, I'll show you. After reading it, call Su Ling. You can go back and kneel on the keyboard."

The best way to deal with Luo Yue is Su Ling.

When she heard what I said, she really had a resentful expression on her face, "Okay, I'm so stingy." She said and pushed me into the shower room, "At least pretend to be a couple, I should check the goods first, right? Besides, even my own man's cock I don’t know how long it’s still considered a hairy girlfriend?”

I let out a long sigh and went to take a shower.

Because I kept hearing the sound of Luo Yue rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the shower, I thought she was in the room all the time, but when she walked out of the shower room naked, she met Luo Yue's smiling face.

She swept my whole body quickly with her gaze, and then stared at my little brother unscrupulously, "I knew it! If I didn't have some real guys, I wouldn't be able to meet so many men, just pass!" She said and smacked Smacking his lips, "But I also want to see how hard it is..."

I was completely helpless, and went straight out to find a bath towel to get dressed.

Luo Yue followed behind, "I've found all the clothes for you. You must wear a suit today. As the most handsome man in our class, you have the obligation to instantly kill all the women in our house who are waiting to visit you!"

When I was getting dressed, Luo Yue was talking endlessly on the side. She usually makes trouble, but now I haven't seen her for more than half a year. She almost plans to tell me all she has seen and heard in the past six months. Then Call a gushing.

At first I just listened carelessly, until I heard her ask: "Hey, tell me, what should I call you? Since I'm my fiancé, should I call you husband or something? Or honey?"

I squeezed Luo Yue's face, "Niu'er, isn't it? What's the matter with your fiancé?"

Luo Yue stuck out her tongue, "Actually...it's not a big deal..."

After hearing what Luo Yue said, I felt a black line on my forehead.To put it simply, this is indeed something Luo Yue can do.

Since her senior year, all kinds of relatives in her family, especially all kinds of older female relatives, have been brainwashing her, telling her that it is better to marry than to study, and there are fewer good men than three-legged toads. If you want to get married, you have to talk about the experience of the older generation.

With Luo Yue's temper, she only listened to this kind of thing once, and she would get annoyed if she heard it too much.So, since my senior year, without my knowledge, I became Luo Yue's nominal boyfriend, and became the topic of conversation in her family.

As time went by, my family became more and more interested in me, and the calls for Luo Yue to take me home to meet my parents became louder and louder.

Soldiers came to block the water and cover it with earth. Faced with this situation, Luo Yue's choice was to continue talking nonsense.

At the beginning, her excuse was, "Oh, my boyfriend is shy, why would he come to the house." After using this excuse for more than half a year, she couldn't bear it anymore, and she suddenly became gloomy at home, "Stop talking , I broke up with him, and I don't think it's possible for me to fall in love again."

It stopped like this for a month, and the family began to introduce men to her again, but she continued to talk nonsense, "No need, I made up with my boyfriend again, it's very sweet." When she asked, she used countless reasons such as I went out for an internship to find a job, and I was too busy to leave, and something happened at home and I went back temporarily.

It seemed she was more interested in making up stories than taking me home and dealing with it.

So this story is getting more and more outrageous. Not long after Luo Yue suddenly said, "I was cheated, my boyfriend is actually gay", which caused an uproar among relatives, she actually said, "It's okay. He's not gay, and I'm pregnant too, we reconciled, but the baby was aborted." After this sentence caused an uproar, two months later, he went home and announced in a particularly tragic way, "I will Never fall in love again, all men are liars!"

I think her strategy is very good. She makes up a man and pretends to be emotionally hurt many times, so that she can adapt to all changes in the future. Whenever someone introduces a man to her, she can sigh and show a face of suffering. The hurt expression made that person automatically shut up.

But unfortunately, if it stops here, it won't be Luo Yue anymore.After suspecting that her biological brother might be cheating, Luo Yue announced to her family that she had reconciled with me without hesitation, and wanted to take me home to meet my parents. According to her, I could pretend to be her boyfriend and secretly Being with her brother is the best of both worlds, and she thinks I have no reason to refuse.

But the problem is that she probably forgot, in her past nonsense, what kind of image of me as a man and a god who share the wrath of gods.

Before going out, I pointed at Luo Yue viciously, "You're fucking playing with me, right? You won't tell your family that I'm your new one?"

"Stupid, that's the best way to leave them with the impression that I am committed to the end. If you fail, I will have a reason not to find a man again. How good, oh, don't worry, my family is very enlightened. They won't do anything to you, not to mention that you are definitely a woman killer, my mother can take a fancy to you [-]%!"

Facts have proved that a woman's words cannot be trusted, and a crazy woman's words cannot be taken seriously, and I was definitely kicked out of my head by going home with a crazy woman out of righteousness!

Luo Yue's family lives near the Drum Tower, a very old house.

As soon as the door of her house was opened, I felt countless murderous gazes, which made me dare not breathe.

Luo Yue went into the room, "Dad, Mom, I brought my darling. Mom, don't be so busy, you can feed him anything, why did you make braised eel slices? This is too extravagant... ..."

I said to myself, I must be careful before eating today, those dishes may be poisoned.

Under the watchful eyes of three or four middle-aged women, I walked across the living room to Luo Yue's side and pulled her clothes.

She pushed me to the front, "Look, mom, isn't my husband handsome? Isn't he worse than some celebrities?"

Luo Yue's mother turned her head with a kitchen knife in her hand, and smiled reluctantly, "Here you come? You're welcome, just treat it like your own home, Yueyue, there is a lot of oily smoke in the kitchen, take him out to sit."

Luo Yue completely ignored my hard-pressed mood, and dragged me to introduce her to three or four aunts and aunts. I kept a polite and friendly smile, but they obviously didn't buy it. Although one or two smiled like flowers , but the words he said were extremely sharp and thorny. Hearing them, I felt that I was a social scum, wasting the country's food if I didn't die.

In the end Luo Yue smoothed things over, "This is my boyfriend, anyway, I will never marry him in my life!" That's what she said.

The aunts who were nibbling melon seeds immediately changed their words, and one of them said, "It's alright, alright, let's not talk too much about young people's affairs."

The other continued, "That's right, as long as we Xiaoyue likes it, and what the elders say is just a reference."

"And Xiaoyue's boyfriend is very handsome, and he has fair facial features, but he's a little short..."

The last aunt put down the melon seeds and concluded her statement, "Sure enough, there is nothing good about a handsome man." After she finished speaking, several aunts continued to eat melon seeds, winking and smiling at each other meaningfully.

Without giving me a chance to slow down for a while, Luo Yue pulled me to a door, and she knocked on the door vigorously, "Dad, I brought Guan Guan back, you should come out and show your face."

After knocking on the door several times, there was the sound of a stool being moved, followed by the sound of walking.

I brushed my hair and held my breath as the doorknob turned.

"Dad, this is my boyfriend Guan Guan, honey, this is my dad." Luo Yue finished the introduction, and I was dumbfounded.

How should I say this?Meet on a narrow road?Enemy road is narrow?Isn't it that the whole family does not enter the house?

Luo Yue looked at me and her father, "What's the matter? You two know each other?"

Father Luo raised his head, snorted at me with his nostrils, then walked to the kitchen with his arms around Luo Yue, "Who am I, your father? I know most of the people in Beijing."

Luo Yue said: "Yes, yes, you drove half of the people in Beijing city by driving a taxi. Mom made your favorite dish today..." She said and waved to me to follow. But he could only froze in place with the corners of his mouth twitching.

I don't know if Luo's father has dragged half of Beijing, but I know very well that he has dragged me three or four times!

What the hell is going on!Luo Yue's father, my future father-in-law is actually that nagging driver!