Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

One bottle of Tsingtao per day + two sachets of Zhongnanhai + three sachets of Master Kong + no bath for four days + only five hours of sleep = the days of staying at home to catch up on renderings.

Suddenly I took a job to make 3D renderings, and asked to finish it before 5:31 pm on May [-], so I just stayed at home like this, and passed a few days without even knowing whether it was raining outside the window.

When Luo Yue called me, I was catching up on sleep on the bed with a head that smelled like a chicken coop. It was a loss of four days in a row, and it was not easy to make up for it in one go. I slept under the big quilt at 20 degrees and slept from 19:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m. the next day. I lived for [-] hours. For a person like me who does not sleep well, this is already the limit.

Sure enough, nothing can be overdone. When Luo Yue's "hahaha" laughter came from the other end of the phone, my head, which had been dazed from sleeping for too long, was suddenly stimulated and almost fell asleep. short circuit.

Is this a fucking real-life version of The Ring at Midnight?When this weird idea got into my mind, I almost dropped my phone, but Luo Yue stopped laughing in time, "Guan Guan dear, what! I love you to death! I will go to see you tonight Ha, let's go sing and eat! My treat! Hahahahahahahaha!"

It was only then that I realized that it was Luo Yue who spoke, not some female ghost who wanted to kill her, "You are fucking stupid."

"Hahaha! That's it. I'll go directly to your house and treat you to dinner tonight! Hey, what's wrong with your voice? Have a cold? It's okay, I have a minor cold, I'll ask my wife to bring you some medicine , Let me show you by the way, hahaha!"

I was basically awake at this moment. I cleared my throat, rubbed my eyes and scratched my thighs. I sat up and took off the earplugs and blindfold on the other side and asked, "Your wife? Su Ling is back?"

When Luo Yue came over at night, she brought Su Ling with her.

Luo Yue is a crazy girl, she threw herself on me as soon as she entered the door, but with Su Ling following her, it was not my turn to educate her, she was dragged by her daughter-in-law before her mouth was on my face down.

After the sound of "Ouch", Luo Yue stopped and looked at me with a smirk, "Thanks for listening to you, no, my wife is back! Haha!" She said that she hugged Su Ling and was about to kiss her, but was caught by Su Ling. Ling stepped on the top of his foot with the heel of his shoe, squatted on the ground and couldn't get up, chanting words all the time.Although they were all talking about Su Ling's cruelty and tigress, but she could hear it, and she was very happy.

Different from Luo Yue's happy face, the expression on Su Ling's face was obviously much more thought-provoking. She glanced at Luo Yue who was squatting on the ground and grinningly digging at the wall, and explained the matter to me.

This matter was extremely complicated. In a nutshell, Su Ling eloped with Luo Yue. To be more precise, it should be considered that Su Ling eloped to Luo Yue's place.

At that time when Su Ling came home, the reason why she didn't believe it was not because she was looking for a man or going on a date, but because her mother found some photos of Luo Yue and her in her mobile phone. I can't imagine what would happen if It's up to me what I would do when I encountered this situation, but this girl Su Ling was beyond my expectation, she didn't even try to defend herself, and just came out to her family.

To be honest, the streets are full of zero-sum t these days, and many parents are not surprised. I also know many friends who came out to their families. Most of the reactions they got were calmer than expected. Among people, Su Ling was the one who really turned people on their backs.

After coming out of the closet, Mama Su immediately called Papa Su back who was socializing outside. After the two of them pressured Su Ling to give up, but to no avail, Mama Su fully demonstrated the heart of the most poisonous woman, and Papa Su was also worthy of being non-poisonous and non-toxic. Husband, the two locked Su Ling in the attic that night.

It is worth mentioning that Su Ling's family lives on the twentieth floor, and it is absolutely hopeless if he tries to escape by climbing the window.

So when Luo Yue called, she hit the gunpoint. Mother Su just lied. It really almost broke a pair of ducks.

Then the reason why things have developed to this point is that Su Ling wants to run away from home, and Luo Yue went to Su Ling's house to find her. It is one thing, and Su's father is serious on the surface, but actually loves his daughter. Of course, there is something inside The one who deserves the most credit is Lao Tzu. The few words Guan Erye said casually when he was drunk are the key to the key.

That's why Luo Yue saw me smiling like a flower, so Su Ling's face was sweet and sad, so the two of them came here today to treat me to dinner and sing K, how generous they are with their money.

Desperately making pictures and playing desperately to catch up on sleep, and then took two beautiful girls to death to play karaoke all night, I think this kind of desperate Saburo-style lifestyle is quite suitable for me, but although everything is very refreshing, there must be disadvantages, Such as irregular life.

For example, on the 6th day, I got up early in the morning, because I just finished a small job and I was fine for the time being, so I went to Yue Chen to help with the coolies, and the first thing he said when he saw me was, "You How did you lose so much weight?"

"I can't, I've increased the three sachets a day for Master Kong to four sachets."

Yue Chen pulled me to the side of the scale, and after removing two bags of cement from above, he pushed me up.

Although I haven't weighed myself for a few days, I still remember my weight very clearly, because no matter how much I eat or how little I eat, the number has been very stable since I grew up, keeping a fluctuation of plus or minus two catties Range, but now, okay, I've lost ten catties!

I said: "Cat egg, your broken scale is absolutely inaccurate!"

Yue Chen pushed me off the scale and stood up by himself, "It's accurate."

I glanced at the cement on the ground, "This scale for weighing cement is of course not allowed to weigh people. It's okay to be short by three or four catties. This sudden loss of ten catties is absolutely impossible."

Yue Chen got off the scale and patted me on the shoulder, "This scale is only temporarily weighing cement, and it will be its job to weigh livestock in the future. How much is a catty of pork? Do you think it is accurate? ?”

I picked up the meal prepared for noon on the next step, opened it and ate it, "That's because I had a big poop in the morning, and I haven't eaten yet, so it's light."

Yue Chen smiled, "It's just that you can pull out ten catties of shit, come on, what you need is to look in the mirror." He pinched my face, "You boy, you don't have much meat in the first place. No matter how thin you are, you should sag, stay here for a few more days this time, and I will replenish the meat for you, just a few days ago, I studied the method of fattening pigs."

I curled up my arms and pressed the muscles on it, "I'm not heavy, but my body is full of lean meat. You'd better keep your method of raising pigs for yourself. Don't talk nonsense. Why do you want me to help you today?" ? Has your cement pool been built yet?"

Yue Chen was not joking when he said he wanted to raise me like a pig.

After returning home after work at six o'clock, he got into the kitchen and started to work. After nearly two hours of tossing, he set up a whole table of dishes.

I was sitting on the sofa, holding the remote control and switching channels boredly, facing the gradually increasing delicious food on the table, my eyes were straightened like the cats sitting next to me, and I kept swallowing.

Yue Chen asked me to watch the food on the table in the living room to prevent the cat from stealing it. I thought he was just preventing the cat, but later I found out that he was actually protecting me indirectly.The dishes on the table were really tempting. When I faced the condemnation of my conscience and the call of the Wu Zang Temple, I accidentally chose the wrong direction, picked up the chopsticks and picked up a stewed chicken claw.

Don't mention how satisfied I was at that moment, but when I gnawed the chicken feet into my mouth, the cats who were obediently staring at the table with me before quit, and looked at me better. It’s not a big deal, the two sitting on the sofa jumped directly onto my knees and grabbed my clothes and climbed up, wanting to grab it.

At this moment, Yue Chen walked out of the kitchen to maintain order righteously. In the end, Yue Chen confiscated the stewed phoenix claw that I had just gnawed halfway through, and the cats calmed down after they regained their psychological balance.

Facing a table full of good food, how can there be no wine? Although Yue Chen is a troublesome person and likes to take care of others, he still has weaknesses. Talk to him a few more about cats, and by the way, say a few words to ensure that you will change your mind and start over again. He gave in to the rhetoric of a man, and I forced him to take out a bottle of wine he brewed himself from the cabinet.

"Anyway, it's medicinal wine. Drinking less will be good for your health." He said so, but drinking is hard to control once it starts.

From looking back on the past to looking forward to the future, it took only an hour to drink half of the bottle while talking about it. Yue Chen's drinking capacity was not at the same level as mine. Zai tapped on the edge of the plate and told me his step-by-step plan.

"Starting from the community in Tongzhou, my market is the whole of Beijing." Yue Chen put his hands on my shoulders and looked at me with joy, "Guan Guan, together, we can definitely make some achievements! "

Just when I put my hands on his shoulders excitedly, the mobile phone that was placed aside suddenly rang, and when I saw the word "Ye Wen" displayed on the screen, my good mood suddenly fell into a tsunami Like a bonfire on a rainy summer night.

Without thinking about it, I pressed the hang up button, I put the food in my mouth, then clinked glasses with Yue Chen, "Come on, buddy, let's do it!"

Before the cup touched my mouth, the phone rang again. Ye Wen's name combined with today's date made me extremely resistant to this call. Adjusted the vibration.

"You kid, you haven't drunk yet!" Yue Chen put down the glass, looked at the glass full of wine in my hand, and gave me a thought. Then, he noticed the vibrating and sliding down on the table. Cell phone, "Niaoshengzi, cell phone, your cell phone is ringing."

I looked in the direction of the phone, and noticed at the same time that a few greedy cats under the table, waiting to pick up something to eat at any time, were also looking in the direction of the phone, as if they were very interested in the sound.

Picking up the phone, I turned my head and smiled at Yue Chen, "Wait for me."

Although it's annoying, it's too grandson to avoid answering the phone. I pressed the answer button and walked quickly to the window, "Hello, who is it?"

Unexpectedly, the voice on the other end of the phone was not Ye Wen, "Hello, you are Guan Guan, right?"

The tone is gentle and gentle, the voice is a little hoarse, it sounds nice, and it makes people feel comfortable when they hear it.

A man I didn't know called me on Ye Wen's mobile phone. I couldn't guess what was going on here, so I just replied, "Well, it's me, who are you?"

I was not very polite, but the voice over there was still gentle, "You don't know me, but you must know the owner of this phone."

Nonsense, of course I know, "Why do you call me if you don't know me? And I don't have your number saved here, so it's hard to say if I know you... Hey wait, you can't be a phone scammer Bar?"

The other party was unmoved, "Okay, let me just say it, whether you know the owner of this phone or not, your name is the first in his address book, that's why I called you, who am I It doesn't matter, because I don't know you or the owner of this phone. He's lying on the ground at my feet now. I don't know how much he's drunk. Maybe you can consider coming and sending him home, or let him Fend on my own, I'm just passing by, I'll leave after I send you the address, I don't want to stay around a drunk."

"What did you say? Hey, wait a minute!" Before I could finish my sentence, the other party hung up.

I called again, and the other party hung up right away, and after about half a minute, I did receive a text message—Wudaokou, near the intersection of Shuangqing Road and Line 13.

What the hell kind of address is this!Ye Wen wouldn't really be lying on the side of the road with his dead body?I called again, but no one answered after it rang for a long time, and when I called again, I heard "Sorry, the user you are calling has turned off the phone".

I put my phone in my pocket and walked towards the door, Yue Chen stopped me, "Whose phone is it? Where are you going so late?"

I was so irritable and panicked that I just replied "I have something to do" and ran out the door.

The neighborhood where Yue Chen lives is quite out of the way, and there are few rentals nearby, and now it’s past ten o’clock, so there’s no way to stop a car, so he runs along the road, paying attention while running, damn it , Those ugly Beijing rentals are everywhere in the world when you don’t want to look for them, but you can’t find them anyway.

After running for a while, at least I ran into a few black cars parked at the intersection, and I got in without asking the price. Okay, the driver asked for one hundred and fifty. That's all.It was only after the car started that I remembered to look through my wallet. Fortunately, I didn't collect the 800 yuan that I paid yesterday.

From Tongzhou to Wudaokou, East [-]th Ring Road to North [-]th Ring Road, the distance is farther than going to Tianjin. Fortunately, it was too late and there was no traffic jam. The driver of the black car drove very wildly, and it didn't take too long to get there.

To be honest, I was anxious and irritable along the way. I almost didn’t think about anything other than urging the driver to drive faster. I arrived at the place in such a hot-headed state. After I paid and got off the bus, I realized that What did you do to yourself.

In the middle of the night, because of a phone call I don’t know if it’s true or not, I went around half of Beijing city. Let’s not talk about it, even if it’s true, Ye Wen’s love of drinking and sleeping on the road is not my business. It’s the urban management. The thing to worry about, if it is fake, then I will really be a fucking idiot, thinking that I may meet Ye Wen at any time, see him look at me with a mocking face, and say that today is On the first anniversary of my rape of him, I couldn't help but scold myself for being stupid, wishing I could take a taxi back immediately.

But I've come here, I can't go back without seeing anyone, just for the one hundred and five, I have to find Ye Wen first.

Near the intersection of Shuangqing Road and Line 13, I was jogging to look for it while recalling the text messages. I thought it would be easy to find a living person even if it was dark, but I ran back and forth for 300 meters and found two. There was no one in the circle.

Fuck it, I really got tricked!

Just when I was scratching my head anxiously, when I turned around, I saw the target person.

A half-meter-high flower bed under the city railway bridge, a tree whose name I don't know is planted in it, and a person is sitting under the tree.

With his back against the tree trunk and his head bowed, he seemed to be asleep.This place is so obvious, if you want to say why I can’t see it after running a few times, besides maybe it’s time to change my glasses, the main reason is that I only look at the ground, and I don’t even think that this guy can climb to the flower bed Sit up and go.

I walked over and looked up. Ye Wen was dressed like a student, with a white shirt and jeans, his hair was blown in a mess on his forehead by the wind, and his face was pale under the cold streetlights, his brows were tightly wrinkled, his lips were a little dry, and he scratched hard. Rubbing the grass under his body, blue veins can be seen on his arms, obviously exerting a lot of effort.

He was really drunk, and he seemed to be very drunk, which was quite uncomfortable.