Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

If someone asks, among the people I know, who is the strangest, I will definitely answer——Yue Chen.

That guy is not a master who can use common sense to judge.

Like a few days ago, on my birthday.

At that time, I found out the suitcase on the balcony, sorted the cardboard boxes and woven bags, and then started with the important ones and put them in the suitcase one by one.

I have lived in Beijing for five years, and I have lived there for a year after I graduated, but when I cleaned it up, I realized that I haven’t bought too many things in these years, but if I have spare money, I spend it on eating, drinking, posting guns and friends There are very few that are really used to add furniture to improve the living environment.

Too little property means that it is not very comfortable to live in, but it also means that it is very convenient when moving. If I move once a year, I would rather only have a bed in the house, which is enough to sleep and have sex. I hope to worry about how to pack the big and small daily necessities when I move.

It is worthwhile to spend a year for the refreshment of the day or two when you move.

After tinkering without a break for more than three hours, I saw that the room was almost empty, and the cardboard box was sealed with tape, so I planned to go downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes, along with some ointment, gauze and so on.

But just as I went out the door and went down half a floor, the old man Yue Chen appeared without warning. Although the lights in the corridor were not very bright, his eyes were sharp, and he looked at me like an eagle watching a field mouse After a few glances, he fixed his gaze on my right hand.

I said, "Why are you running here all of a sudden?"

He replied: "I called you seven or eight times and no one answered, so I came here."

I turned around and walked back, "It's not like you don't know about my mobile phone, as for running all the way here."

Yue Chen walked over, "First of all, today is your birthday, and secondly... I have a bad feeling." He grabbed my wrist and pulled me into the room, looking carefully at the light in the entrance, "Facts It proves that my hunch is always right." He looked down at the shards of mirrors all over the floor again, "Say, what happened?"

I smiled at him, "Then what, there is a huge mosquito on the mirror, really, so big," I gestured with my hand, "So, I will do justice for the heavens."

Yue Chen poked the wound on the back of my hand, "So this is mosquito blood?"

I nodded my head, "Yes, yes, yes! The parents who gave birth to me, the cats who know me! Let me tell you..."

Yue Chen interrupted me, pointing to the suitcases piled up at the door of the bedroom, "Then I guess, you must have killed the Mosquito Queen by accident, so now you have to pack your luggage and flee to another planet, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes! Yes! Maodan, you are so fucking understanding, before I even said you..."

"Tell me, what happened between you and Ye Wen?" Yue Chen didn't use the tone of an interrogation, but it had already achieved the effect of interrogation.

Guan Erye is not a grandson, but this time Guan Erye admits it, and decides to be a grandson, so I plan to run away, pack my luggage, and call the owner to get ready to pay for an extra month The rent shall be regarded as liquidated damages.

Even if this kind of thing is done, of course I don’t care about being with Yue Chen’s grandson. When I turned my head, I made up a lie and explained that this house is not clean. Look, I have suffered a bloody disaster. Moving house or something.

Yue Chen listened to my eloquently making up stories with a blank face, without interrupting, until I couldn't make up any more, he took out his mobile phone and made a call, "Well, Master Liu, it's me, yes, moving, it's a big deal. In a hurry, are you free now? Well, I'll send you the address."

I asked: "You want to help me move? Do you know where I want to move?"

Yue Chen answered calmly: "Yes, my family."

"Ah? Why am I going to your house? I'm planning to go home with my mother."

"Go home? As far as your major is concerned, what can you do when you return to Chengde?"

"What's wrong with my major? If you're a student of environmental art, you'll change your career to raise pigs. Why can't I open a pharmacy with my mother?"

Yue Chen let out a long breath, and suddenly said angrily: "No matter what happened to you and Ye Wen, you shouldn't make such hasty decisions!"

I was a little annoyed, "I'm going, can you stop Ye Wen and Ye Wen talking endlessly? It's my business that I go home to accompany my mother, how do you know it's related to Ye Wen?"

Yue Chen took a step closer and stared into my eyes, "Okay, I don't know, then let me ask you now, is it because of Ye Wen that you suddenly said you want to go home?"

After staring at him for a while, I finally replied, "Yes, that's fine, anyway, I don't want to stay in Beijing anymore, so don't persuade me."

Yue Chen patted my shoulder and sighed, "It's useless to persuade you, I don't bother, you just want to leave Beijing, right?"

It's rare for Yue Chen to be so eloquent, I was overjoyed, "That's right."

Yue Chen smiled and rubbed my hair, "That's fine, I'm in Tongzhou, Hebei Mobile welcomes you."

That's it, it's useless to talk too much, Yue Chen made up my mind for me to move to live with him.

I think this is fine, anyway, the place is remote, and guarding his new small farm is like leaving Beijing.

While waiting for the moving truck to come, Yue Chen grabbed me under the lamp, took out the tweezers, and took out the broken mirror piece by piece from the bloody wound.

After fiddling for a while, Yue Chen suddenly looked up at me, I was in a daze, and it took a few seconds for him to realize that he was looking at me, "Is it done?"

"not yet."

"Oh."

"Don't you feel pain?" He pointed to my bloody hand.

I tried to clench my fist, "It's okay, your skills in dealing with wounds are really good." It was probably numb after the pain.

Yue Chen put down the tweezers suddenly, "Look for yourself! How can it not hurt if you are so injured! Okay, when the moving side arrives, you can follow me to the hospital."

"What kind of hospital are you going to, aren't you almost done, go downstairs and buy some gauze to wrap it up, and work together."

Yue Chen stood up and pointed at my nose, "How can you look like a normal person? This hurt your right hand, maybe it hurt your nerves, and it will affect your drawing in the future!"

Although I was very unhappy, I went to the hospital with Yue Chen and checked for a long time. It was just a skin trauma. The doctor gave me medicine to bandage it, and then gave me anti-inflammatory injections for tetanus. Let me say, His bandaging skills are definitely not as good as Yue Chen's.

When I took a taxi with Yue Chen to Tongzhou, the group of people who moved had already arrived.

Yue Chen asked me to choose a place to put the bed between the two bedrooms and the living room, okay, one is Yue Chen’s house, the other is a cat’s litter, and the other is similar to a cat’s litter, neither is suitable, so we can discuss it After a long time, Yue Chen was really interesting. After discussing symbolically with the cats for a long time, he moved all the cat climbing frames in the second bedroom to the living room and put my bed in.

In this way, the first night I officially stayed at Yue Chen's house, in conclusion, it smelled like a cat.

I stayed at his house for several days in a blink of an eye. I said that I would help Yue Chen toss the farm, but he disagreed and asked me to heal my hand injury at home. I was bored and took on some simple flat work. The method is that it is inconvenient to wrap your hands in gauze, and it can be done with a mouse, but the digital board is too laborious.

But anyway, it's temporary, I made an agreement with Yue Chen, and work with him to build this small organic farm.

After about a week, the injuries on my hands were all healed, because Yue Chen made delicious food in different ways these days, and I also raised him fat and white, and he looked very energetic when he put on glasses , but it's not so glamorous when you take off your glasses.Obviously, the dark circles under the eyes are getting heavier every day, and they are more obvious than the skin tone.

For people with poor sleep quality, if there is something wrong in their mind, the first thing to be affected is sleep. If it is on me, it is insomnia for the whole night, and I can't fall asleep no matter how I sleep.

The feeling of being tired and exhausted and unable to fall asleep is not to mention how uncomfortable. When I woke up the next day, I found something more for myself to do, thinking that being tired would help me sleep, but as soon as I lay on the bed, I thought that I might not be able to fall asleep. , In this way, the harder you work, the more awake you become. Try it, and the sky will be fucking bright.

Every day is the period from just dawn to eight or nine o'clock. I can sleep for a while, and I want to fall asleep at night, but there is no play at all.

I always think about it, I did a stupid thing, and I was stupid.

I want to apologize and make up, but there is no way to apologize and make up, let alone reason.

Just when I was thinking that living in Tongzhou is really unreliable and I might as well go to Guangzhou, there are guests at home, or they can't be counted as guests, or they should be called uninvited guests.

Luo Yue and Su Ling.

As soon as Luo Yue saw me, she started to go crazy. She threw herself on me and had to let me carry her for a while before finishing.

Yue Chen brought out several contracts and spread them out on the big dining table. Luo Yue and Suling and I sat around, Yue Chen pushed the contracts in front of us, cleared his throat, and said, "As the saying goes, Well, the brothers will settle accounts clearly, not to mention that when we get together, we can see that there is no similar gene at a glance, so, in the long run, I think it is very necessary for the few of us to establish a contract."

I looked at Luo Yue, Luo Yue looked at Su Ling, Su Ling flipped through the contract in his hand, then looked back at Luo Yue and me, "Simply speaking, the four of us are going to rob a bank together, and what about this contract?" , just to ensure that the spoils are evenly distributed after the money is robbed."

Luo Yue slapped the table excitedly, "ohye~ I like to divide the spoils!"

Su Ling continued: "Of course, the distribution of spoils is not equal. It is based on everyone's investment before the bank robbery and their performance during the bank robbery. For example, Yueyue and I invested 20 together, and Yue Chen has invested so far. I paid 50 yuan, but Guanguan you... How much is it?"

I rolled my eyes, "It seems to be... [-], right? Haha, hahaha."

The poor will never have the right to speak, even the best buddies are useless, the four of them got together to chat and discuss, among which Luo Yue was the loudest, but in fact it was Su Ling and Yue Chen who were discussing the terms of the contract one by one .

Su Ling's family is in good condition and Luo Yue has never been able to save money, so everyone knows that the so-called 20 plus is basically paid by Su Ling.

Compared with them, Guan Erye, who can only spend 3 yuan, has to sit quietly and smoke a stuffy cigarette.

After the discussion was over, those three people reprinted the revised contract and handed me a copy, I signed it without reading it, and Yue Chen didn't tell me that I was unreliable.

It was only after three o'clock in the afternoon when the tossing was over, lunch was over and dinner was not yet ready, Yue Chen asked: "What do you want to eat tonight, I'll go shopping."

Su Ling replied: "I'd rather go to see the construction progress of the farm first."

Luo Yue replied: "It's so easy to get out of the city once, I want to play! Is there anything interesting around here?"

I replied: "There are fish ponds for fishing, orchards for picking, grasslands for catching grasshoppers, and they are all not far from the farm, so you can visit them by the way."