Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

Ye Wen wants to come out to his family = declares that he likes men.Take me with you = tantamount to declaring that the man he likes is me.

Me + Ye Wen + coming out of the closet + Ye Wen's parents = Japan's little bastard of your ancestors, you fucking led my son astray and you still have the face to show up swaggeringly!

Even assuming that the Ye family are all civilized people, I can imagine how unpopular I would be. Whoever my parents would be would not want my son to suddenly bring a man back one day to announce his anti-human consciousness of cutting off children and grandchildren.

Based on the self-evident truth that my son is always pure, beautiful, innocent and kind, the person who came home with him, that is, I, will naturally become the target of public criticism.Satan's minions, Lord Hades' foot-washing cloth, Sister Feng's underwear...the so-called collection of all false, evil and ugly, without any advantages from head to toe.

Such a person is hard to find in real life, but I believe that when I arrive at Ye Wen's house, I will automatically generate such a role.

After thinking about all the vicious swearing words in my mind, I hiccupped and watched Ye Wen try to bypass the problem from the side, "I remember you said that your father is a double, then your business He knows all about it, why is he still coming out of the closet?"

Ye Wen leaned against the railing, lowered his head slightly, and touched the root of his left middle finger with his right hand.It's not been a day or two since he touched the ring. Although he hasn't worn a ring for a long time, it's obviously hard to get rid of this habit.

Ye Wen said: "He knows that announcing it to me is two different things."

"What's the difference?"

"Suppose you are the best-selling designer in the company, all designers are aware of this kind of thing, but if I announce the performance publicly, even though it is just a fact that everyone knows, it can be simple. achieve the effect of promoting competition.”

"No, why do I feel like you are declaring war on your family?"

"It's inappropriate to declare war," Ye Wen held my hand. "It should be called taking the initiative. I'll count to three, and if you don't refuse, I'll assume you agree. One, two, three, okay, come with me."

"..." I hiccupped again.

Ye Wen turned around and said kindly: "Would you like something to drink?" He pointed to a row of nightclubs full of feasting lights.

"Good idea, give me a whole bottle of vodka to embolden me."

Ye Wen patted my head, "What, are you afraid?"

I'm really not afraid to admit cowardice, "This is what I said, if I suddenly tell you that I want to take you home, will you not be nervous?"

"Nervous, but as long as you dare to bring it, I will dare to go."

Facing Ye Wen's confident gaze, I hiccupped again, "I don't think you should be in a hurry about coming out with your family. You should at least be prepared, right? You're still a small boss of the company. Why? Once you think about it, you get it."

"Who said I wasn't ready?"

"We've only been dating for a few days, dare you say you weren't impulsive?"

"Of course I dare. What would you think if I said, I have planned for a long time?"

"At best, it's called self-confidence; at worst, it's called narcissism. Which one do you want to hear?"

"Is it okay to see the prophet?"

"Fuck, you shameless."

Ye Wen smiled faintly, "Don't worry, I won't do anything I'm not sure about."

You are sure, what should I do? "Brother, at least give me time to prepare. How can a small person bear such a big battle to meet parents all of a sudden?"

Ye Wen propped his chin and thought, "Then I will give you time to prepare."

"That's right, let's wait a year and a half before..."

Ye Wen interrupted me, took out his mobile phone and said, "Before I go home, I have to go to my friend's house. Now at 46:[-], we will spend about half an hour on the road, so you still have time to make mental preparations before you get home. .”

"Your uncle's."

"My dad is the oldest of his generation, so I only have an uncle."

"Oh, whatever you want, if you go all out, won't you be scolded bloody? You will admit it." I wrapped my arms around Ye Wen's waist and hooked his neck with one hand, and kissed him on the mouth, " Who told the master to put his son to sleep, he deserves to be beaten and scolded."

Ye Wen pulled out his hand to pinch my chin, and put it on me brazenly. After a hot wet kiss, he said: "Don't worry, no one will scold you. When you get home later, you just need to talk less, of course. , it would be better if you can pretend to be cute and pitiful."

"What do you mean?"

"It means to let you take advantage and play the weak."

I understood right away, "Fuck, you mean, father-in-law and mother-in-law change to father-in-law?"

"Not too stupid." Ye Wen patted my head.

I squinted at him, "Did you do it on purpose?"

Ye Wen smiled innocently, "I just want to protect you. What's more, in reality, you have already taken advantage of it. Isn't it fair to ask me to take advantage of it?"

"We should seek truth from facts, my daughter-in-law, I'm going all out today, and they will never frown if they love to beat and scold me."

"You can't have all the benefits, can you? Otherwise, let's change. If you agree to stay below, I don't mind if you help me block the gun tonight, how about it?"

I winked and stared at him for a long time, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, "You won."

Ye Wen pushed forward, "Hey, let's see how you perform tonight."

When I got in the taxi, I remembered to ask, "Where are we going now?"

Ye Wen didn't speak, but only gave me an inscrutable smile back.

The taxi drove into a community very quickly, and I was disappointed to find that there was no mystery in this community, but after following Ye Wen all the way to the destination, I quickly discovered that there was indeed a mystery here.But the opposite of disappointment is not surprise, but surprise, or rather, a little fright.

But no, a normal person standing at the door and ringing the doorbell can expect the next scene to be that someone opens the door, and the person who opens the door may be male, female, old, young, tall, short, fat, thin, or A few people open the door, or a dog or a group of cats suddenly run out.

But now the situation is that after the doorbell rang three times, there were footsteps, the door was opened, and I saw—

A young man with a height of about 1.8 meters, curly hair, shirtless wearing a pair of large trousers with tropical patterns, and a big snake with a thick bowl mouth coiled around his body.

It's not a bowl for eating rice, it's a bowl for eating ramen.

The round eyes with brown flowers on a white background kept spitting out letters, and the snake body slowly squirmed on the man.

The man who looked like Tarzan of the ape held the head of the snake in one hand and wrapped the tail in the other, showing his white teeth with a smile, "Oh, I've been waiting for you for a long time, you are finally here, come in and sit down, I just made tea .”

Ye Wen waved his hand in front of my eyes, "Are you scared?"

I pointed to the man standing at the door looking for a change of shoes for us, "Is this snake real?"

Before Ye Wen could answer, the man answered first, "Of course it's true, come on, touch it, it's okay, let's touch it, this guy is docile and will never bite."

As soon as I was about to try it out, Taishan held my half-stretched hand, "Look at me, I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Huang Zishan, and my friends call me Shanzi, what do you call me?"

I went, it was really called a mountain.I shook hands with him, "Nice to meet you, my name is Guan Guan. You snake... you are really special, are you famous?"

Huang Zishan pulled me into the room, "Come on, let's talk in a low-key manner." After entering the room, he put the big snake on the ground and began to introduce, "You don't play with reptiles, do you? Then I will give you a general introduction. After a while, this guy is really special, the species is Burmese python, or Burmese python for short, it’s actually a very common snake species, but it’s also a protected animal, so we can’t be too blatant and afraid of being reported by neighbors.”

"Okay, keep a low profile." While looking at the snake crawling around on the ground, I thought, is it that low-key look that you just opened the door with the snake coiled around it?

So the low-key person continued: "My snake, with this pattern, is the only adult snake in the mainland. I'm not bragging. Many climbing friends came here just to have a look at it. People in the circle call this kind of snake. Burmese, transliterated, pie is egg yolk pie, scientific name..."

I didn't listen carefully to what he was saying, and squatted down to look at the snake. The snake ignored me at all and continued to climb forward. Huang Zishan also squatted down, "If you think this one is too big and scary, let's change it to another one." He said and looked at Ye Wen, "The Gaobai ball you said you were looking for last time is now available. What's the matter, is Lin Chuan still there? I haven't heard from him for a long time."

Hearing Lin Chuan's name, I immediately glanced at Ye Wen, who also looked at me and smiled.

I lowered my head and was about to poke the snake with my fingers when Ye Wen picked me up from the ground and said to Huang Zishan, "I haven't contacted Lin Chuan recently. I'm in a hurry today. Help me with the things I want." Are you ready?"

Huang Zishan patted his chest, "It's all right."

It's hard for him to look sunny and handsome, but he looks like a fool when he smiles. He really deserves to be Taishan.

Looking at the snakes on the ground and the photos of all kinds of snakes, insects, rats and ants in the room, I whispered to Ye Wen, "Hey, you don't plan to get a snake back to raise, do you?"

"No plan, but if you like it, I don't mind raising one."

"Don't, eat up the third son again."

"You still miss Xiaosan."

"Of course, the brat is so annoying."

"It's been a long time since I've seen you. How about staying at my place tonight? I'll hug you for free for one night."

"Can I hug you for a night for free?"

Ye Wen didn't continue to talk nonsense with me, and dragged me into a hut, Huang Zishan turned on the light in front, and when the light came on, I saw a room full of big boxes and small boxes, all of which were not normal things.

At a glance, I saw a snake thicker than the one just now in a glass box more than one meter long.But before I took a closer look, I heard Huang Zishan say: "The configuration of the box is the best, full-spectrum lights plus two UVBs, take it home and raise it directly, don't worry, the little guy has been adjusted by me in the past two days, It’s good to eat, and a radiation of this size can live, so you can take it with you.”

"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you." Ye Wen picked up the box, pointed the glass side at me, and said with a smile, "Have you seen it?"

"Uh..." I stretched out my hand, "Give me back my glasses first."

"It's more than 100 degrees if you've seen it before." Ye Wen put the box on the stool beside him, opened the sliding door, and took out a round guy from inside and handed it to me.

I shook my fingers and stared at the round pimple. Although the pattern and shape of this thing are a bit strange, but...

"This thing is a tortoise! ​​It's definitely a tortoise. Look at the tortoise shrinking its head." As I spoke, I poked my finger, and the tortoise shrank back instantly.

Huang Zishan came out again to introduce "low-key", "Have you never seen this? Hey, even if you have seen it, you must have never seen this kind of appearance. Let me tell you, this is called radiation, a kind of tortoise, actually. It's not a particularly expensive variety, but this one is in good shape." He took the round lump from Ye Wen's hand, "There is no bump in the whole product, high back and round body, looks like a ball, right? That's it. It’s hard to find, the carapace is smooth and the growth patterns are neat, of course, these are not the point, the point is that this is a full-flowered sun, this turtle depends on the pattern, look at the patterns on its body, oh, top quality.”

Before he continued to keep a low profile, Ye Wen interjected in time, "Thanks, I am very satisfied. I will pay you the money for the box and the foster care fee tomorrow or the day after Alipay?"

"Sure, it's fine, then what, the tea is ready, let's have a drink?"

Ye Wen put the tortoise into a box, and put the box into my hand, "Another day, I'm really in a hurry today."

"Oh good, then wait for you to come back." After sending it to the door, Huang Zishan added, "Oh, Ye Wen, I remember that this sun was raised by Old Wu in Shenzhen, right? You How did you get it?"

Ye Wen turned around and smiled, "Business secrets."

After walking out of the corridor for a while, I couldn't help asking: "We don't have any business secrets, right? I listen to you two, why do I always feel that there is something wrong? Also, don't you want to go home and come out? What is this turtle doing?"

Ye Wen said concisely, "It's for flattering."

When I was sitting in the taxi, I felt very nervous.

I was in trouble, and it was not easy to smoke in the car, so I took Yuandundun out of the exquisite wooden box with glass doors and ravaged it in my hands to relieve the pressure.

If you want to say that this round pier is really cute, let’s not say that it is like a ball. The pattern alone is pleasing. The black background is full of golden radiating patterns, from the center of each nail to the surroundings. Spread out, like the sun indeed.

What's more interesting is that this guy is timid. If he pinches his left foot, he will put his left foot away to expose his right foot. If he pinches his right foot, he will put his right foot away to expose his left foot.If the two sides are pinched together, both feet will be retracted, revealing the two hind legs...

After all, this silly guy doesn't seem to be able to shrink his head, limbs and tail into the shell in one go.

But a thick skin can always be nurtured, and this turtle is no exception. After playing with it for more than ten minutes, it becomes firm. No matter how I knead it, it just stays calm and stretches its neck. Those black bean eyes looked left and right.

Ye Wen finally said, "If you torture it to death, I will give you to my grandfather."

"Okay, you can give it away, anyway, I won't survive tonight, anyway, there is a corpse, give it away as you like."

"It's okay, just follow what I said, and leave the rest to me." Ye Wen said as he reached out and hugged the back half of the turtle, "Put it in the box, don't worry about it."

"I'll play for a while, after tonight I won't have anything to play with." I didn't let go, and pulled the turtle back, Ye Wen didn't let go, "It's almost there, put it back, if you like it, I'll send it to you." You have one." I still didn't let go, "Come on, you, buy this thing for tens of thousands, and with that money, I'll drink sweet soy milk for the rest of my life."

Ye Wen yanked, and my hand slipped, and the turtle was pulled away by him, but he froze and couldn't hold it firmly. Seeing the round pier falling, I was the one with quick eyesight and quick hands to pull it away. I got it back, hugged it in my arms and made smooth movements, "My dear, Yuandundun, you almost died."

At this time, the driver spoke from the front, "You two, we've arrived at the Foreign Ministry Street, where are we going next?"

Ye Wen showed the driver the way, I lay on the window and looked out, I went, Xiehe Hospital, Ministry of Foreign Affairs Street... antique villas.

After getting out of the car, I swallowed my saliva looking at the reddish-brown masonry buildings, "Fuck, shameless rich man... Ye Wen, don't tell me your family lives in this kind of cultural relic."

Ye Wen patted me on the back, "To be precise, this is my grandfather's house. My parents occasionally come to accompany the old man, but not often. Today, because of my grandfather's birthday, we all get together."