Sao Nian, you lost your integrity

I paw down Wang Yuqing's sticky paws on my neck, "Mr. Koala, see it clearly before jumping. I'm not a eucalyptus."

Wang Yuqing giggled, as if a little drunk, and rolled her paws up again, "I said, why did Mr. Eucalyptus become shorter, so you are Mr. Winter Melon."

"Hey, don't make trouble, it's so hot, come down quickly."

"Mr. Donggua, your hair is quite soft." He said while pawing at my head.

"Don't play with my hair." I squeezed his waist.

His legs slid down from my body, and his hands also slid from the top of the head along the side of the face and neck to my chest, patted and said: "Hey, I forgot that dogs can't touch their heads casually, they only need to touch their chests to be friendly. "

"Hey? Aren't they all touching heads?"

Wang Yuqing went to the sink to wash her hands, "Have you ever raised a dog?"

I also went over to wash my face and my neck, which was sweaty from him, "I've never eaten pork, and I haven't seen a pig run."

He looked back at me, "Oh? Have you ever seen a pig run?"

I thought about it, "I haven't seen it before."

"Have you ever eaten pork?"

"Of course I did."

Wang Yuqing threw the water on my face, "That's right, you should say, haven't you seen a pig running or eaten pork, that's right."

I took off my glasses that were scratched by him and wiped them with a T-shirt, "Really, I'll say that next time."

Wang Yuqing quickly touched my head again, "Let's just say that you have never had a dog before. If you see a dog on the street and want to say hello to him, you should squat down to make yourself similar to it and get closer. Then if you want to touch it, it is best to touch the chest, and touching the top of the head is a kind of body language similar to threats for dogs." He took two steps forward, then turned his head, "except for the dogs we raise , if it is the owner, let alone touching the head, it doesn't matter even pulling the tail."

"You have a lot of research on dogs, have you raised them before?"

Wang Yuqing nodded, then came over and put her hands on my chest, "Guan Guan, has your stray dog ​​found an owner?"

"Aren't I a short wax gourd? How come I've become a stray dog ​​again?"

Wang Yuqing moved her face closer, and whispered, "Whether it's a short winter melon or a stray dog, it's not a eucalyptus."

Just when I was thinking about these few words that sounded very connotative, Li Qiang suddenly appeared, walked over drunk, pointed at me and said: "Let's go, go to karaoke, everyone is waiting at the door, just I sent you two, go down first, I'll be right there." After he finished speaking, he patted my shoulder vigorously, went in and closed the door, and then I heard the sound of vomiting vigorously.

Wang Yuqing pushed me, "You go down first, I'll go and see him, don't fall into the toilet and get flushed away."

A group of people were laughing and laughing downstairs and waited for more than ten minutes before Wang Yuqing helped the rickety Li Qiang out. He took a taxi to the cashier and opened a party bag. Li Qiang said that he had a treat and ordered a lot of bottles of beer. , It seems that he intends to drag everyone else to get drunk with him.

The waiter came in to turn it on, and I grabbed the mic first while others were ordering songs. The ktv divine song "Say No Bravely" is my must-sing song for Erye Guan——

Baptism of wind and rain

I'm never timid

more challenges

i never give up

even if lonely and helpless

must break out

No matter how difficult, no matter how hard, no matter how lost

Say No to Pornography, Gambling and Drugs

La la la la la la la la la la

Reject yellow!

Refuse to gamble!

Say no to pornography, gambling and drugs!

……

After the song was finished, a group of people booed and applauded. In the second-hand atmosphere I successfully created, a colleague immediately cut the already ordered "Little Love Song" and replaced it with "Dang", which is nostalgic but not happy enough, and sang That's called a deep feeling, the advantage of ordering this kind of song is that everyone can sing it, the microphone is passed back and forth, and the atmosphere is already lively as soon as the song is over.

Even the one who was silent in the corner while eating also went to order songs.

I was sitting on the corner of the sofa drinking beer and listening to them singing nursery rhymes, Wang Yuqing took a bottle and sat down and touched the bottle in my hand, "Reject pornography, gambling and drugs, thanks to you singing this, is there anything more funny? "

I took a sip of my wine, "Wait, I'm going to order and sing for you."

Wang Yuqing looked at me with bent eyes, and pressed the mouth of the wine bottle to her lips, "Okay, if you sing well, you will be rewarded."

After singing "Sorrow, Sorrow", "Pink Memories" and "Daughter's Love", Wang Yuqing leaned back on the sofa and clapped her hands until she blushed. I went to take the crumbling wine bottle in his hand, "How about it, Second Master's voice is not worse than the original one, right?"

Wang Yuqing lay on my shoulder and laughed so that her whole body trembled, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at the mermaid in the pink memory."

"Hey, I sing so hard and you don't praise me a few words?"

He sat upright, looked at the side and at me, "How about a more practical reward... How about going home with me now?"

I opened another bottle of wine, "Go back with you and stretch yourself to look like a eucalyptus tree?"

Wang Yuqing snatched the wine from me, pouted and said, "Guan Guan, you are not as fun as before, are you worthy of a great friendship?"

I tried my best to drive away the appearance of Wang Yuqing on the bed that kept popping up in my mind for a long time, and opened another bottle of wine, "Then I am probably not a short winter melon, but I am about to become boring."

Wang Yuqing patted my head, "Isn't it right that a stray dog ​​becomes a loyal pet dog? I'm curious what kind of owner would dare to take a dog like you back and train you so well."

I think this is not right no matter how it sounds, and I want to refute a few words, but I feel that there is no need to refute, so I can only laugh a few times, the wild dog becomes a domestic dog, Wang Yuqing's analogy is really appropriate.

The private room was very noisy and chaotic, and the people lying around on the sofa were crazy about drinking and boxing. Seeing that no one was paying attention, Wang Yuqing leaned closer to my ear and said in a soft voice: "Let's come Is it okay to play the truth? Let me ask first, have you ever imagined a great friendship with me in your mind tonight? If you can’t answer, you will be fined."

I glanced at the wine bottle and honestly replied, "Yes, more than once."

Wang Yuqing smiled happily, "Okay, now you can ask me."

I didn’t really have anything to ask, so I just asked casually: “Why do you like koalas?”

Wang Yuqing pursed her lips, "When I was very young, my dad liked to call me baby koala, because I was very clingy, and even when I was four or five years old, I still couldn't do without people at all, and I would always hug my dad's baby at night." Arms are willing to sleep."

"Baby koala? Haha, what is he calling you now?"

Wang Yuqing poked my chest, "One question at a time, it's me instead. You really want to alienate me on purpose during this time. Why? Because you want to be loyal to the owner?"

This guy is really sharp, I sighed, "That's right, because, oh, the owner is the owner, the old man said that I can't be physically loyal, I am trying to prove that he underestimated me. To change your mind and start a new life, you must consciously stay away from temptation, don’t you? So don’t hook me up, you know I’m not strong enough.”

Wang Yuqing laughed "puchi", "You are really honest, but how are you going to change your mind? Don't tell me that you have solved it by yourself during this time."

I was very distressed, "Didn't I solve it all by myself, the amount of porn stored in the computer has increased linearly."

"Heh, watching porn and masturbating, Guan Guan, what do you think is loyalty? Does it count as loyalty when people masturbate in YY movies? Is it fundamentally different from going out and having sex with others?"

I thought about it for a while, "You said it like this...it seems that there is really no such thing."

Wang Yuqing squinted her eyes and leaned on my shoulder, "Look, I knew you were the same kind of person as I am. Why do you have to be physically loyal? Who can say clearly what constitutes loyalty? Sexual desire is as normal as appetite. , why do you always have to be treated differently? You see, if you bring delicious food to the table and discuss it, it’s fine, but if you discuss how to make love in public, you will be considered vulgar. Alas, people are so hypocritical. Shut up, you say Yes or no?"

"I agree, come on, do it." I touched the bottle with him and drank the wine in one gulp, but Wang Yuqing only took a sip.

"You just asked me what my name is now. In fact, I also want to know what he would call me if he was still alive." Wang Yuqing put his hand on the back of my hand, "I remember you are a single parent? Me too, did my dad die? It didn't take long for my mother to remarry, and my stepfather seldom called me, and he said everything directly... Let's not talk about this, I haven't gossiped enough, you are changing your mind because you have found the right owner, right? Then why don't you go to see a movie with him? Another place?"

I sighed again, "No, I can't eat if I can see, he doesn't want to do it with me."

Wang Yuqing took off her shoes and sat on the sofa with her legs curled up, her chin resting on her hands, "Okay, the last question, I'll drink a whole bottle of wine after you answer it, and tell you a secret, how about it?"

"Okay, you say."

Wang Yuqing leaned over, exhaled warmly around my ears, and asked, "It's Ye Wen, isn't it?"

My heart jumped a few times when I heard the word Ye Wen, Wang Yuqing withdrew her body and looked at me, "If yes, nod or shake your head, if you don't want to answer, then keep silent."

I opened a new bottle of wine and handed it to him, "It's him, here, your whole bottle of wine."

Wang Yuqing put her chin on the mouth of the bottle and smiled, "Told me so easily? Are you afraid that I will tell others?"

I said, "Don't be afraid."

"Aren't you afraid of being squeezed behind the back by your colleagues?"

"Can I manage them with a long mouth? Besides, I have a thick skin, and I am not afraid of being run on. At worst, I will be accused of hooking up with a superior, a little boy or something, and I will not lose a piece of meat."

Wang Yuqing touched the bottle in his hand to the empty bottle on the table next to me, raised his head and drank it clean. After drinking, he said: "I feel more and more like you and I. If you don't have a master My dog ​​is a eucalyptus tree, and I will definitely stalk you." After he finished speaking, he went to grab the wheat with his bare feet, "I will tell you that secret later."

Drinking, chatting and singing endlessly, I said that I drink well, but I couldn’t bear it and started to get confused. I just remembered that I ordered the song "yesterday" and sang it very seriously. After that, I entered a state of memory chaos. It's already the next morning when I think about things in my mind.

I vaguely saw Wang Yuqing rubbing my hair, and heard him say: "Good morning, did you sleep well?"

My mind worked slowly for dozens of seconds, from the scattered memories of last night to where I am now, then thought that I might have done something with him, and finally thought of Ye Wen, and suddenly sat up.

My head was dizzy, I pressed my temples and asked Wang Yuqing, "Did I have sex with you last night?"

Wang Yuqing rolled around like a small animal and rolled to the bedside. After getting off the ground, she looked back at me and smiled, "Next is the quiz time for prizes. The question is whether Wang Yuqing and Guan Guan had sex last night. The time limit is five seconds." ,Timing begins."