The Antelope and Night Wolf

Sender: Antelope (Little Antelope@洗心改面，先生人), letter area: Homosexual Title: Guess, how many steps does it take to become a good wife?

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

Two steps:

The first step is to find a good husband;

The second step is to be a good wife (^o^)/~

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Sender: Hana (花花@好人喜止，start to commit murder), letter area: Homosexual Title: Re: Guess, how many steps does it take to become a good wife?

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

For you, the first step is a fairy tale, the second step is a myth ╮(╯▽╰)╭——

Night Wolf lay on the icy ground, instead of directly criticizing him as usual after Bell caused trouble for him, he just lay there, not letting go of his soul, not knowing what was going on in his heart.

After lying down for a while, Marshal Peng also fell and died not far from him.

Soon, the angel landed slowly, folded its wings, and walked step by step in the direction of the night wolf's corpse.

Bell held up the scepter in her hand, murmured words, and sang the incantation of bringing the dead back to life. The whirlwind caused by the magic rolled up her hair and skirt, and the gemstone on the top of the scepter burst out countless tiny rays of light.

After a soaring light effect, Night Wolf got up from the ground, and immediately there were a few blooming skill effects on his body, like flowers and leaves blooming in the gaps in his dark armor.

Hua Manlou also flew down from the air, and happily jumped on Peng Dashuai. Peng Dashuai scolded his mother angrily, released his soul and left.

[Current] Bell: Husband~~~

[Current] Night Wolf: ...

[Current] Hua Man Lou: Alan, don't blame Ling Ding'er, she is teaching me how to abuse scum.

[Current] Night Wolf: Yes.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Husband, I've decided.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf:?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I want to change my past and be a good wife.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I promise not to fight against you again, nor to cause trouble for you.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: ...

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: From now on, if you say one thing, I will definitely not say two. If you tell me to go east, I will definitely not go west.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What stimulated you?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I suddenly realized that you are a good person.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: So you killed me, right?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I will prove it to you with actions!

At this time, the World Channel was full of quarrels. Marshal Peng was thrown to death by Hua Manlou's plan. He was so annoyed that he simply went to the world to scold him.

In addition, those who are cheated of money and feelings by shemale, those who just look at shemale are not happy, usually feel that Marshal Peng is bullying and fighting against injustice, think that Huamanlou is doing a good job, gloat, add fuel to the flames...the list goes on and on. , The war of words escalated again and again.

Because the guild was involved, the members of the Sword Love Gang naturally responded not to be outdone.

[World] Xiaoshou, don't run away: Everyone in our gang knows what Huahua is like, and everyone in the server knows about your virtues. When Huahua married you, it was like a flower with cow dung in it. Feces are worse!

[World] Sun Xiaoquan: You kill Huahua every day when you go online. How long has Huahua been killed by you? Has he ever hung up on you in the world?You die once and scold endlessly, are you still a man?

[World] Plaice: Has Huahua cheated you of money?Or did you buy him something?Don't you know how many medicines he gave you and how many books he read with you?It's obvious that someone is illiterate, doesn't even know the basic common sense that Huamanlou is a man, and still puts himself on the moral high ground and condemns others, what a shame!

[World] Mengdandan: Huahua is doing well!A scum like Peng Zhazha should have thrown him to death more times!

[World] Marshal Peng: Look at the faces of the Jianqing gang, all of them have come out to speak for transvestites, I think you are a gang of transvestites, all the women are transvestites, and all the men marry transvestites!

【World】Luo Mingfeng: You're a fucking gangster, keep your mouth clean for me!

[World] Lu Xiaobu: Don't talk nonsense there, if you are a man, come to a duel outside the main city gate!

The noisy World Channel suddenly became eerily quiet for a moment.

"Just now... what happened..."

"It seems that something terrible has mixed in?"

"It must be the wrong way for me to open the world channel!"

"God, I didn't see anything, I poked my eyes and left."

"It's so scary, this is the situation of Shenma... The master's account has been hacked?"

"The glorious image of the Great God in my mind~~~~"

"By the way, this seems to be the second time that the great god has spoken for Jian Qing? Last time it was Ling Dang'er, this time it was Hua Man Lou, and both times it was the door of human monsters. It's so subtle..."

"Didn't the Great God guarantee that Ling Dang'er is not a shemale? Hua Manlou is indeed a shemale, and you can tell from the name."

"Based on my understanding of the Great God, this is definitely not his tone."

"Strive to row upstairs!"

"It's definitely possessed."

"Being possessed does not explain!"

Ling Yang laughed enough and poked Night Wolf.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Husband, I will show my determination with practical actions now!

Then he clicked on the private chat box with Luo Mingfeng.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: What's wrong with you, dear?

[System] Your friend [Luo Mingfeng] is offline.

[Guild] [Uncle He] is online.

[Guild] Uncle He: Night Wolf! ! !Can you take care of your own wife! ! ! ! !

[Guild] Sun Xiaoquan:? ?what's the situation?

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: Didn't the uncle ask for leave for training this week?How did you get online?

[Guild] Xiaoshou, don't run away: Why did I intuit that the person who possessed the Great God just now is Lord He...

[Guild] Plaice: Upstairs is the emperor of truth.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Is this your determination to let me see you?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: The first step to becoming a good wife is to help her husband's imaginary rival in love solve personal relationship problems ╮(╯▽╰)╭, believe me, they will be happy soon!

[Private chat] Yelang: I'm sorry, I don't even have a lover, so naturally I don't have a rival.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: The second step is to become best friends with her husband's bamboo horse!

[Private chat] Yelang: How many more times do you want Huamanlou to be hanged in the world?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Until all my teaching plans for "One Hundred Ways to Kill My Husband" are completed!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Let's go, goodbye.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Don't leave, I haven't finished yet, the third step is to become an indispensable wife for my husband, so take me to the team copy tonight, I will be obedient this time (/TДT )/

[Guild] Sun Xiaoquan: The old wolf couple are really enviable. I saw them sticking together outside the city just now, running and chasing each other. Their relationship is as good as newlyweds.

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: Hehe, of course, the reputation of the server's model couple is not blown out.

[Guild] Lu Xiaobu: I'm so lonely and jealous to death.

[Guild] Bell: ~(@^_^@)~

[Guild] [Xianggong, please be gentle] joined the guild.

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: Everyone welcomes new members^^

[Guild] Mengdandan: Wow~ Newcomer~~ Report your measurements!

[Guild] Lu Xiaobu: This name has a personality...

[Guild] Plaice: welcome new girl~

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: Thank you everyone, I am a boy~(@^_^@)~

[Guild] Sun Xiaoquan: Dizzy, boy, let's break up.

[Guild] Xiaoshou, don't run away:! !Welcome to the new Xiaoshou!Let my sister hug~

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: What ╭(╯3╰)╮

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: This new classmate is Ling Dang'er's apprentice.

【Guild】Sister, please be gentle: Yes!Thank you for taking care of my master!

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: What are you doing?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: He is my dear apprentice in Laofu.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Do you still think that you are not enough trouble by yourself?Do you want to move the gang from your old server over?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: He is special╭(╯^╰)╮

[Team] [Night Wolf] has joined the team.

[Team] [Xianggong, please be gentle] joined the team.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Come on, apprentice, this is your master.

【Team】Master, please be gentle: Master, hello!

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: Shigong, please be gentle to my master!

【Team】Master, please be gentle: Master is a good person, and he is very skilled in operation (??.ω′?)

[Team] Night Wolf: Which of you two is better?

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: Huh?It must be Master!

[Team] Night Wolf: I am desperate for you two, master and apprentice.

[Team] Mr., please be gentle: Σ(°△°) Scared?

[Team] Bell: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Guild] Plaice: I've never seen Ling Dang'er take an apprentice. Where did this come from? Why is she still at the full level?

[Guild] Sun Xiaoquan: I'm also curious.

[Guild] Meng Dandan: Is it an illegitimate child who is of the same nature as an illegitimate child? ~(≧▽≦)/~

[Team] Night Wolf: Let me see how you, master and apprentice, will explain it.

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: Master, what did you say at the beginning?

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Said I had a car accident and lost my memory ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: so everyone will believe it?

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Originally, I didn't intend to make them believe me. I didn't expect my husband to be so embarrassing...

[Team] Night Wolf: Hmph

[Team] Ling Dang'er: But I'm glad they believed it now!

[Team] Xianggong, please be gentle: I understand, Shigong, don't worry, I will definitely not embarrass Shimen!

[Team] Night Wolf: Don't worry, your sect has no face to lose, it's all done by your master.

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: I am not Master’s apprentice in the game, I am her apprentice in reality~(≧▽≦)/~

[Guild] Mengdandan: Wow?Sounds great!

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: I came to this game to join her, and I bought the account, so I am not very good at playing.

[Guild] Xiaoshou, don't run away: It's okay, my sister will help you find a good Xiaogong to teach you.

[Association] Xianggong, please be gentle: I have a teacher to teach me (^o^)/~

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: Uh, Mr. Xiang, you said that Ling Dang'er is your master, what did you learn from her?

[Guild] Mo Shangxin: By the way, this name is so awkward...

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: just call me Xiaokouer^o^

[Association] Mr. Gong, please be gentle: Master and I met in the hospital, we are a patient in the inpatient department!

[Guild] Mr., please be gentle: Although Master was hit by a car and lost his memory, he still has a cheerful and optimistic personality, and he takes good care of me!

[Government] Mr., please be gentle: I admire her for being a person, so I worship her as a teacher. If you want to talk about what to learn... I think, probably learn to be a person!

[Team] Night Wolf: I guessed right, you are indeed a patient in a mental hospital.

[Team] Bell: Husband (/TДT)/

He Jiawei slammed the lid of the notebook angrily, if it wasn't for a high-end household appliance in front of him, he would have the urge to smash it.

Qi Feng, who was leaning on the bedside and flipping through magazines on the next bed, only raised his eyelids and glanced at him, then lowered his eyes and asked casually, "Why are you losing your temper?"

He Jiawei wanted to curse, took a few deep breaths before holding back, "Qi Feng, can you be more careful, don't always seduce married women!"

"A married woman?" Qi Feng turned his head and thought for a while, "You mean Bell? What happened to him?"

"She called you... called you..."

"What do you call me?"

"Honey."

"Ok?"

"Well, you are tall, huh!"

"I'm waiting for you to answer my question."

"I was just answering the question!"

"Oh……"

He Jiawei pursed his lips, he didn't mean to take advantage of me just now, right?

"Then, honey..."

He Jiawei blushed when he heard his words.

"Have you ever wondered why he called it that?"

The Chinese language is extensive and profound, both written and spoken. There is nothing wrong with this grammar... But no matter how He Jiawei thinks about it, he still feels that the other party is taking advantage of him.

"Why does she call you yourself the best!" Maybe you all called each other like this behind your back, but I just happened to catch you this time. It turns out that the recent rumors on the server are all true!

Qi Feng knew it with his toes. There was only one reason why Ling Yang called him that, that is, he knew that he was not the person on the Luomingfeng. As for why Ling Yang knew...

"Are you using my account to scold people in the world again?"

He Jiawei suddenly became short of breath, "Yes, that person scolded us first."

Qi Feng sighed, "You said you wanted to play on my account, I agreed, you promised not to use my account to swear or fight, but you didn't do it, what should I do?"

"I, I... Then what do you say?"

"I signed up for you once, and you give me one too, so it's only fair." Qi Feng said seriously.

"Oh, that's no problem," he didn't have to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail like Qi Feng, and he wasn't afraid that he would use his name to scold people in the world.

He Jiawei reopened the lid of the notebook, and was about to log in to his account, when suddenly the bed sank, and when he turned his head, he saw Qi Feng's face.

"I'm already on board, why are you so close!"

"Fuck you, you promised it yourself."

"I... I promised to let you join my account!" He Jiawei was furious, how could someone say such a thing in such a serious tone!

"That's it, then I would have misunderstood it," Qi Feng said with a slightly disappointed expression on his face.

"You, what have you been thinking about all day?!" And, just give up?Not fighting for anything...

Qi Feng shook his head, "As long as you're happy, I won't force you." After speaking, he reached for his notebook.

"What are you doing?" He Jiawei asked alertly.

"Look online."

"Oh..." He changed his mind and thought that something was wrong, "Are you going online to find someone?"

Qi Feng didn't answer, but gave him a look, as if saying, so what?

"Qi Feng, why are you like this, you have a husband!"

Qi Feng raised his eyebrows, as if to say, so what?

"No!" He Jiawei pressed down on the notebook, "I can't let you find her!"

Qi Feng looked at him for a while, "You look so jealous."

"Who is jealous! Who will be jealous of you!"

"Then why don't you let me find Bell?"

"That's because, because... because I and Night Wolf are good brothers!" This is true, he and Night Wolf had a good relationship in the game, especially before Ling Dang'er got into a car accident.Now the good brother's wife has been hit by a car and her brain is damaged, and she wants to do something that is sorry for her brother, so of course he has to help him out!

Qi Feng seemed to accept this reason, and withdrew his hand, "You neither let me go online nor let me go to you, so what do you want me to do?"

"I..." He Jiawei was speechless.

"Choose it yourself," Qi Feng spread his hands, "No matter what, I won't force you."