The Antelope and Night Wolf

Sender: Sevenwind (wind), letter area: Homosexual Title: Little Antelope GJ

Sending station: BBS of Luoming Institute of Physical Education, Greenery and Clear Water, and BBS of Yanshan University, a hundred-year-old person tree, is indeed the person I like.

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Sender: Antelope (little antelope is a big mei), letter area: Homosexual Title: Re: little antelope GJ

Sending station: Yanshan University Centennial Tree People BBS

It seems that someone has succeeded, congratulations on getting rid of the apprentice~(≧▽≦)/~ But you don’t seem to be an apprentice for long, I hate it!

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After being planted by Huamanlou once, Marshal Peng learned his skills and no longer responded to the other party's call, but Ling Yang had expected this result, and never let Huamanlou summon him again through wing-to-wing.

On the contrary, when Marshal Peng went online for routine "daily missions" again, various bizarre events happened.

Once when he teleported over, the other party happened to be teasing a gunpowder robot made by forging skills. Before he could react, the robot blew up, killing him, and Hua Manlou ate a mall at the moment the robot blew up. The 8-second invincibility pill, unscathed.

Another time when he teleported there, Hua Manlou was actually in the deep sea, and drank underwater breathing potions, swimming around like a mermaid.Marshal Peng tried his best to swim upstream, but the distance seemed to be calculated by the other party. In the end, he drowned ten yards from the sea.

The worst time was when the opponent didn't know what bug was standing next to him. As soon as he passed the pass, he got stuck. He couldn't move, use skills, or use props. It took more than an hour for the GM to pull him out.

In short, the game experience of this holiday is the history of Marshal Peng's blood and tears, which is enough to write a book "The Passion of Marshal Peng".

What's even worse is that the other party also took pictures of every time he abused him, and finally cut it into a video of "Hundred Ways to Kill Your Husband" and posted it on the Internet. The protagonist of the video, he became so popular that some people even made a special account to come to Linshan to pay their respects to him, and harassed him so much.

The result of all this tossing was that Marshal Peng no longer dared to trouble Hua Manlou easily.

It's a happy time to spend the whole building these days, but Yelang, who is also one of the executors of the plan, is forced to suffer, because in this project, he mainly plays a demonstration role, and he may not always be taken by him. The contracted wife who kept claiming to be a good wife killed her in various weird ways.

Yelang hated his teeth so much, but on the surface he still wanted to maintain his demeanor, looking like a good man who indulged his wife's mischief.

He became more and more suspicious that Ling Dang'er was actually using the pretext of avenging Hua ManLou to carry out evil things against himself, but he couldn't turn his back on him, because it was not others but himself who proposed this pretend plan and forced the other party to cooperate.

So he could only knock out his teeth and swallow his blood, and watch the three priestesses huddling together to make trouble, jumping up and down every day, doing all kinds of fun and childish things.

Not to mention that these three priestesses are all men, there is another one among them is Fa Xiao. If it weren't for the appearance of the new bell, even Yelang himself would not know that Fa Xiao, whom he has known for more than ten years, is still so lively. one side.

Hua Manlou's sexuality is known to Yelang, and Ling Dang'er's apprentice, Xiao Kou'er, has never concealed that he likes a boy of the same sex from the beginning - although even if he is killed, he can't see anything like a boy, As for the remaining guy who is not at all embarrassed to call him by his husband...

Night Wolf really didn't want to think about it.

In most games, the repair cost of warrior armor is the highest among all equipment, and the anti-war itself has a weak ability to spend money. Many team MT repair costs are even fully reimbursed by the guild.

Night Wolf has money, but it doesn't mean he squanders it. After several deaths by Bell's hands, the considerable repair cost of his top-level equipment is reflected.

For this reason, he specially installed a plug-in for one-click dress-up. When he saw the bell, he instinctively took off his clothes with one click. He only wore a pair of the most primitive obscene pants, revealing the strong muscles of the game character, and replaced the weapon in his hand with a fishing rod. .

Later, he felt that it was indecent, so he dragged a pair of black trousers casually in the mall to wear. The trousers were matched with a pair of exaggerated boots. His upper body was still naked, so he tied two belts, one across the waist and the other. Slope down from the shoulders.

"Soul Light OL" is an online game with no lower limit. Modern, classical, Western-style, fantasy, and spoof costumes are all sold here, without any sense of the times.

Hua Manlou laughed for a long time after seeing his attire for the first time, and then insisted that the fishing rod in his hand was not suitable, and insisted on giving him a second-hand weapon commonly used by Phantom Beast priests——whip. It looks like that.

So the second set of equipment for one-click change was decided.

The rest of the gang made fun of him and even gave him a new nickname - S-MT. This is always the case when they go out to brag to others: "What's so great about you having MT? We have S-MT!"

As for Ling Dang'er, he didn't comment on anything, it just ran towards him a little more often, but Night Wolf naturally thought that the other party was just looking for an opportunity to practice with him, thinking about how to kill him.

This is what Qi Feng saw after he came back from the training camp. The upper body of the night wolf is naked, the lower body is leather pants and military boots, he is holding a whip, and the bell is wearing a pale pink princess gauze skirt——There is no doubt that this is another night wolf according to his own style. Taste bought her new equipment.

These two people stood side by side, one wild and the other innocent, how weird it looked.

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I haven't seen you for a few days, your labor has become sexy.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Do you think so too?This is all my training XD

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: Well, you are quite meritorious.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I forgot to congratulate you on your success~(≧▽≦)/~

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: I will also give you a big credit.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: How long have you known Tyrannosaurus Rex?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Eight years.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: It took eight years to get it done, can I criticize you for being inefficient?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Oh?Then I know that a certain person has not managed a person for 16 years. I don’t know how you evaluate it?

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: I was wrong T^T, I think it's really amazing that you managed the Tyrannosaurus Rex in only eight years!

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Did you know that you are the only one who says hehe I don't hate you.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Oh?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: When others say hehe, they always say MD in their hearts.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Really?

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: And your hehe contains infinite possibilities.

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Hehe.

If it was a black list, Qi Feng would definitely rank first among the people Ling Yang knew, but Ling Yang was not afraid of him, because he was no threat to Ling Yang, at least for now, the two were still on the same team.

The person Ling Yang is most afraid of now is his apprentice. Thinking that school will start in less than a month, Ling Yang has a headache.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: I made a catalyst for you, how can you thank me?

[Private chat] Luo Mingfeng: I promise you, if there is a chance in the future, I will also be your catalyst once.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: ...Why does your promise make me tremble all over?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Maybe your air conditioner is too low?I'm leaving first, see you tomorrow night on the battlefield.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Scared?

[Private Chat] Luo Mingfeng: Tomorrow's gang battle is ours against you.

Ling Yang hasn't fought gang wars for a long time. The reason I mentioned before is that his former gang is full of lunatics and perverts. No one wants to fight gang wars with perverts unless they are also perverts themselves.

The small number of gang members is also a reason. After all, there can't be too many perverts, otherwise normal people will not be able to stand it.

He ran to the war administrator of the guild to have a look, and sure enough, the next day's Gang Zhan Jian Qing met his arch-rival Luo Ming Jiutian.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Help tomorrow night?

[Team] Night Wolf: Yes.

[Team] Bell: I want to go too~(≧▽≦)/~

[Team] Night Wolf: I want to stop you, can I stop you?

[Team] Bell: ╭(╯^╰)╮Husband, don’t be like this, I want to be your good wife.

[Team] Night Wolf: I can't bear it, I will burn incense if I meet your old lover tomorrow, if you don't engage in infernal affairs.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Husband, why are you still jealous?

[Team] Night Wolf: Shut up.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: How do you command when you help fight?

[Team] Night Wolf: YY.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Yeah, I like YY the most~

[Team] Night Wolf: You pulled out the microphone, you are only allowed to listen, not to speak.

[Team] Bell: Huh?Then I will suffocate!

[Team] Night Wolf: Just suffocate you.

[Team] Bell: Husband, you are so cruel (/TДT)/

In fact, Ling Yang was just talking, he wasn't stupid enough to expose his identity on YY, mainly because it was too boring to be exposed so easily, and it didn't fit his blockbuster style.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Then husband, can you speak?

[Team] Night Wolf: I am the commander.

[Team] Ling Dang'er: Our former conductor would sing a song to inspire everyone's fighting spirit before the battle!

[Team] Night Wolf: The behavior of your hospital patients is indeed different from ordinary people.

The longer Ling Yang gets along with Yelang, the better his temper becomes. To the cynicism that Yelang spouts from time to time, he has a mouth-blocking system. He seems to be able to see a label called "White Lotus" appearing on his right column.

Facing Night Wolf's sarcasm at this moment, he didn't care at all, and happily ran to dig weeds to make medicine, but these two life skills were newly learned by him, and the level had not yet been refined, so the medicine he made was not enough Used in gang battles.

Fortunately, Ling Dang'er's cooking practice reached the full level, so Ling Yang made a lot of food, and prepared some for the night wolf and the off-line priest trio by the way.

The next day Xu Xian said that he had something to do in the evening, so the dinner was served earlier, which was in Ling Yang's favor.

After dinner, the members of the gang were already gearing up for the upcoming fierce battle.

Yelang also went to work earlier than usual, and based on Ling Yang's understanding of Yelang, this was the time when he finished his part-time job and had dinner.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: So early?have you eaten?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Instant noodles.

Ling Yang burst into tears when he heard the words, he himself hadn't eaten instant noodles for a long time, and the box of instant noodles he bought when he moved back home was still left there to grow hair.

Ever since he tasted Xu Xian's cooking skills for the first time, he has been deeply impressed by the other party's cooking skills. As soon as this month's living expenses arrive, he consciously makes up for the previous food expenses, and even pays this month's expenses.

Ling Yang, who lives a life like a fairy every day, has deep sympathy for those who have no food but can only eat instant noodles.

A college student who works part-study and eats instant noodles, buys virtual clothes for himself with the money he earns from living frugally, this lingering sense of guilt...

If there is a chance, he must persuade the other party well!

Ling Yang logged into the gang's YY channel with the newly applied YY number, and Yelang and others were already there.

When everyone saw Ling Dang'er gone, they just said hello to him, and no one asked him to go to the mic to talk.

Ling Yang was not surprised by this at all. In this regard, his predecessor Ling Dang'er laid a good foundation for him. No matter what reasons he gave before, it just made everyone accept that Ling Dang'er could not talk on YY. a fact.

Thinking of this, Ling Yang couldn't help being curious.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: The previous Ling Dang'er refused to talk on YY, and you have never met her before, so how can you be sure that she must be a girl?Have you never doubted it?

In this society full of monsters and high technology everywhere, Ling Dang'er's behavior will definitely make people suspicious.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: We did a video.

Ling Yang was surprised, he never thought that the two would meet each other, even though it was through the network cable.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: But only once, now that I think about it, it might be a temporary substitute he found.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Jiang Zi, that's no wonder... His double must be a beautiful woman, so he is so fascinated by you.

Night Wolf was silent for a while.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: The appearance is relatively ordinary, a bit delicate, but...

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: But?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I like the look without makeup.

Ling Yang was surprised.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: That's it?

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Most of the women in the place where I work wear heavy makeup. I see too much of it, and I don't like it.

And seeing it grown up from a young age, it even feels a little disgusting.

It is said that people have a fledgling plot, and the things they are exposed to when they are young often affect the aesthetics when they grow up. Those women who are full of makeup have indeed affected Ye Lang's aesthetics, but it is a negative impact.

But Ling Yang was even more surprised. There are many women with heavy makeup working in the environment. Could it be that he is...?

Ling Yang's mind of a mental patient spread out again irreparably, and his Madonna knot also swelled up.

[Private Chat] Ling Dang'er: Your ex-wife really understands you...

Even looking for a substitute, he can find someone who fits the night wolf's taste.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: I don't want to hear the word ex-wife.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Think on the bright side, at least you still have a bosom friend.

[Private chat] Yelang: If this is considered a bosom friend, then I would rather no one understand me.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Husband, don't be sad, at least I understand you, touch your head.

[Private Chat] Night Wolf: Don't approach my 100 yard position at night.

[Private Chat] Bell: Why?

[Private chat] Yelang: I don't want to use it to the death because of habit, I will regret it so much that I want to chop my hands.

[Private chat] Ling Dang'er: Don't do this (/TДT)/

Ling Yang still wanted to talk, but he heard someone coughing twice on YY, and then he heard a very calm male voice next to his ear, "Can you hear me?"